Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island: the campers had to set out on a super spooky canoe trip to Boney Island! There was a lot of bonding on the canoes, and a little jealousy from our residential cool dude, Evander. The teams started off great on their hike, but ended up getting tormented by the wildlife, and yours truly. Francis and Leslie's amazing horror movie knowledge helped them avoid a sticky situation, and Bobby ignored the number one rule of Boney Island, do not take anything. In the end, Percival's quick thinking led the Gophers to victory and the Bass sent Bobby home for cursing the team. Who will be the next to bite the dust? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. ISLAND!
The camera opens up on yet another sunny day on Camp Wawanakwa before showing Chris telling them about Boney Island in the previous episode. Some of the campers are shown talking in the canoes, highlighting Francis and Leslie before showing Evander getting jealous of Francis. The teams are shown landing on the island, running away from the woolly beavers and Gene falling in the quicksand. Francis and Leslie are shown telling the team how to avoid quicksand, and Bobby is shown grabbing the stone mask. Finally, Percival is shown catapulting his team to victory, followed by Bobby walking the dock of shame. The camera cuts back to Chris, who finishes his recollection and the intro plays. Gene is then shown staring at Bobby's empty bunk, reminiscing about the times they had together. Tears well up in his eyes as Lyle comes over and pats him on the back.
Lyle: It's tough man, I know, but we gotta look toward the future of the competition. Bobby did himself in, as much as it pains me to say that. But he would've wanted us to keep going on strong without him.
Gene nods, and wipes the tears from his eyes. Duke jumps off his top bunk and strikes a killer pose as he lands on the cabin floor.
Duke: Now's not the time for weeping, babies! The Dukester is gonna whoop this next challenge's butt, and you better not slow him down.
Duke (Confessional): So, the champ has been mauled by bears. Nothing like a little pain to turn you into a heel. I mean, let's be real for a second here. This show is seriously lacking a good villain.
Gene and Lyle exchange glances as Duke runs out of the cabin and shrug before they follow him out. Meanwhile, in the boys cabin for the Gophers, Francis is minding his own business, polishing his Killer Sandman action figures as Evander comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. He turns around to see him looming over his bunk.
Evander: Hey, short stack. What's the deal with you and Peel?
Francis: Leslie? Oh, she's really cool! I think she's the first friend I've had in...well, years.
Evander: Yeah, well, if you wanna keep your dorky face looking just as dorky as it is now, you'll back off of her.
Evander walks outside as Francis shudders in fear.
Francis (Confessional): What was that all about? He and Leslie aren't dating...I don't think. Why is he mad at me for hanging out with her?
Chris's voice comes booming from the loud speakers.
Chris: All campers meet me at the campfire pit! It's time for the most extreme challenge yet!
Leslie runs out of her cabin and up to Francis.
Leslie: Hey, Francis! Wanna walk to the campfire with each other?
Francis is about to answer her, before he notices Evander glaring at him.
Francis: Uh, sorry Leslie. I should probably just walk alone. Wouldn't wanna infect you with my dweebiness.
He runs off as a confused Leslie scratches her chin. Evander smirks as he runs towards the campfire with Percival.
Leslie (Confessional): I don't get it. The last challenge, me and Francis got along so well and now he's avoiding me? Did I mess up?
As the campers finally end up at the campfire where Chris is waiting, they seaat themselves. Leslie sits down, leaving a seat for Francis next to her. As he is about to sit there, Evander shoots him another glare, causing him to shy away and sit elsewhere. Leslie then looks down, sadly, and sighs.
Chris: Campers, I hope you're ready for this super dynamic, explosive, highly dangerous and barely legal challenge! Heads up, Percival!
Chris throws a can of beans at him, which he catches with no problem. He tosses a can to every camper, all who catch them except for Desiree, who is knocked upside the head by her can as she isn't really paying attention.
Desiree (Confessional): Oh my gosh, BEAN there, done that.
Chris: I hope you guys are hungry, cause that's gonna be your breakfast!
Annalise: Excuse me, Chris? I don't do canned foods, they make me feel like I live in a retirement home and I am too perfect for that.
Harriett: Suck it up, buttercup! When you have to brave the dangers of the wilderness, canned foods are your best friends!
Chris: Harriett is exactly right! Today's challenge is going to be related to surviving in the wilderness! You guys are going hunting today!
He pulls out a paintball gun and smirks as he takes aim at Lyle and splatters him on the chest.
Lyle: Ow, I'm hit! I...wait, is this...paint?
Chris: You are absolutely correct, Captain Planet! This is going to be the first ever Camp Wawanakwa paintball deer hunt! I'll announce the teams once you all make it to the woods, so you better finish your breakfast pretty quick.
The campers shrug and the camera cuts to them standing before Chris with a wall of paintball guns behind him and a crate of deer tails and antlers.
Chris: Here's the lowdown, folks! Killer Bass, your hunters are Peggy, Elicia, Lyle, and Gene! Your paintballs are gonna be a nice bass blue, while the Gophers are gonna be sporting the orange paint. Your hunters will be Leslie, Percival, and Veronica!
He tosses the paintball guns to the campers that he called. Percival looks at his, confused as to what to do with it and Veronica is only slightly spooked by the object being thrown at her.
Veronica (Confessional): My girlfriend didn't get eliminated so I could stay here and keep fearing my own shadow, I need to toughen up for her! Roxy, if you're watching, I love you!
Chris: This also means you're going to be getting this wicked sunglasses and sleek camo hats. The rest of the campers are now deer. Here we have antlers, red noses, and fluffy tails for you to wear.
Wendell: Uh, no. I don't think so, Chris.
Chris: You can, of course, refuse to wear them, but you'd be throwing the challenge for your team. Are you alright with that?
Wendell rolls his eyes as he and the other deer put their gear on. The camera cuts to Francis, Wendell, Hellen, and Evander walking through the woods, looking for a place to hide.
Hellen: Did you know that deer are one of the most overpopulated species on the planet? Crazy stuff, and now, we're deer!
Wendell: Yeah, yeah. Why don't you guys keep on a-moving. I'm gonna hide right here.
Wendell hops into a large bush and is completely hidden from sight as the other deer keep going without him. It then shows Harriett, Desiree, Annalise, and Duke walking elsewhere through the woods. Harriett finda a large tree and climbs up it, hiding in its branches.
Harriett: Good luck you guys! Try not to get caught.
Annalise (Confessional): I'm getting really annoyed by Wonder Woman, going around with her great knowledge of nature and saving the day all the time. Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be able to convince my team to vote her off, she's got too many friends. I'll have to bide my time and strike when she's vulnerable.
The hunters are shown, waiting at the start of the woods. Gene is studying his gun very carefully as Lyle walks up behind him.
Lyle: Uh, dude? What are you doing?
Gene: To be an efficient hunter, you must be one with your weapon, know your weapon, hold your weapon, maybe even try to ask it if it wants to go on a date only to be interrupted by some random occurrence for the millionth time and- what was I talking about?
Lyle: Bro, I know you've got the hots for Harriett. You'll get her dude. Bobby told me he believes in you.
Gene's face lights up as Chris's voice sounds over the speakers again.
Chris: Alright campers, ready your paintballs! It's showtime!
The hunters cheer and run off into the woods. The camera shows Elicia, on her own, looking for the enemy deer. She sees a bush rustle and aims her paintball gun at it, firing twice. The rustling stops and as she goes to check the bush, an angry skunk runs out, covered in paint, and spraying her as it runs by, causing her to scream. Evander and Hellen, who are still walking together, hear the scream and look around in confusion.
Evander: Hey, what was all that about?
Hellen: Beats me, sounded like someone had a wildlife encounter that they are not happy about.
Elicia (Confessional): It smells so...so...
She gags before vomiting into the confessionals toilet. The camera cuts to Desiree, who is walking all by herself. She sees a cozy-looking stump and lays down with her head against it like a pillow. Peggy walks by and notices her lounging.
Peggy: Desiree? Shouldn't you be hiding in a less visible spot?
Desiree: You should be saying that about your diary, not me.
Desiree holds her diary up, taunting Peggy who angrily grabs it back.
Peggy: I thought you agreed to stop taking this! Remember that talk we had?
Desiree: Hm...nope, not ringing a bell. Oh! Did you see that Percival has a sweet spot for birds? It's sooooooo cute.
As she continues to blabber, Leslie hops out of a bush and blasts her with the paintball gun. Peggy and Desiree look at her and the latter gets up.
Desiree: Oh, come on! I just found a nice spot to lay down at. This is lame, whatever.
Wendell is shown relaxing in his bush when, suddenly, Annalise jumps in looking for a place to hide and lands on top of him. The two look at each other, Wendell smirking and Annalise immediately furrowing her brow before leaving the bush and getting splatted by Percival.
Percival: Victory is mine, I have slain thee, gentle deer.
Annalise: Drop the crap, rust bucket.
She storms past him and Wendell sticks his hand out of the bush, giving him a thumbs up before getting his hand shot by Gene. His thumb immediately swells up from the impact and he hollers in pain, causing Gene to snicker to himself before running off to look for more deer.
Wendell (Confessional): Now, he isn't really a threat or anything, but the basement dweller is so going down.
Lyle sits between some bushes, watching as Francis is walking alone. He lines up his shot and fires at him. Leslie suddenly runs up, taking the paintball to the ankle and blocking Francis from the impact, before falling down in pain. Francis gasps as Lyle bangs his fists on the ground before retreating.
Francis: Leslie, are you okay?
Leslie: I'm fine, ow! Wowee, that hurts more than one would expect. Who woulda thought? Yowch!
Francis looks at her, apologetically.
Francis: Leslie, I'm sorry I've been kind of avoiding you all day. It's just that, you see, Evander told me to back off and I didn't want him thinking I was trying to steal his girl or anything.
Leslie: Evander? Me and him aren't dating, silly! I'm totally single! I don't see why he would care anyways, he rejected me!
Francis: Wait, he di- wah!
Lyle pelts Francis with three paintballs to the chest as he skillfully hangs from a large tree branch.
Lyle: Yus!
Lyle runs off and Francis helps Leslie up, though her ankle is still hurt. The two see the paint all over each and chuckle as he helps her walk. Evander peaks over a bush as they are leaving his line of sight, becoming furious when he sees them together.
Evander (Confessional): I told that dork to back off, and he ignored me. He's gonna have meeting with my pals, Knuckles one through ten.
As Evander tries to turn and run, he is shot by the still-awful smelling Elicia.
Evander: Aw, cannolis!
The camera cuts to Duke who is building himself a fort out of large rocks and sticks. As he is about to finish building it, a paintball from Veronica's gun splats on his back.
Duke: Sweet southern mama, that hurts! What a shameful way for the champ to go down, an injury to the back.
Veronica: Better luck next time "Dookie!"
Veronica runs off, giggling as Duke fumes and sweats more profusely than he regularly does. Harriett is still lounging in her tree as the last Bass deer, while the last Gopher deer, Hellen, is walking along the forest path. Suddenly, she hears a twig snap behind her and Peggy pops up behind her, aiming her gun at her.
Hellen (Confessional): Did you know that 0.0000005% of people actually have spirit animals that help guide them through life? Well I must be one because some deer instincts definitely kicked in there!
Hellen starts sprinting away on all fours at incredible speeds as Peggy looks shocked.
Peggy (Confessional): If Lukas were here, he definitely could have snuck up on her without scaring her off. I mean, he's great at being quiet! I mean that in a nice way, I swear!
Harriett goes to take a look over the tree and is immediately pelted by Leslie, who is still being helped to walk by Francis.
Harriett: Oh darn it!
Chris: And with that, the Gophers win the deer hunt! You guys are safe tonight! Bass, better get ready for an elimination ceremony!
The Gophers cheer and the camera cuts to the Bass sitting at the campfire ceremony. Peggy is glaring at Desiree, who isn't paying attention to what's going on, as per usual. Elicia is seated far away from the others, as she is still rotten-smelling.
Chris: Killer Bass, I have here a plate of 7, count 'em, 7 marshmallows. You've already cast your votes and agreed on which of you isn't going to continue in the competition. When that person doesn't receive their marshmallow, they'll walk the dock of shame to hitch a ride on the boat of losers to never return to the island, ever! The following campers are safe: Harriett...Lyle...Gene...Duke...Annalise...and, blech, Elicia.
The campers grab their marshmallows, except for Elicia, whose is thrown at her. Peggy looks concerned as she remains seated while Desiree files her nails.
Chris: Peggy, you didn't catch any deer today. It's a real shame, the other hunters did such a great job. Desiree, you got lazy and let the other team out you first. This last marshmallow goes to...
The music starts to get super intense as Desiree holds her hand out, ready for it to go to her, and Peggy shudders nervously.
Chris: ...Peggy.
Peggy: Yes!
She grabs the marshmallow and joins her team as Desiree looks more shocked than she has ever been in her life.
Desiree: Woah, what gives? This has got to be a joke, right? Look guys, I'm sorry I read your diaries and told everyone your secrets! Don't make me leave! Chris, I'll never tell anyone that you cuddle with Chef when you're lonely ever again, I swear!
She latches onto Chris as Chef grabs her and tosses her onto the boat of losers. She gets up and blows a huge raspberry at them as the boat sets off into the distance. Meanwhile, at the Gopher cabin, Evander pins Francis against the wall.
Evander: I told you to back off of the little miss, and what do you do? You get even closer to her!
Francis: Why do you care so much? Leslie had a thing for you and you rejected her! What does it matter that she's hanging out with other people? Oh, and for the record, we aren't even dating! We're just friends!
Evander rolls his eyes and tosses him into the dirt before walking into the cabin and locking the door.
Francis (Confessional): Yup, I officially hate it here.
The camera fades to black.
Votes:
Desiree - Peggy, Annalise, Elicia, Gene, Harriett
Peggy - Desiree, Lyle, Duke