OperationMarryMaggie
Sunday (9:23am)
gunscotch: u hoes ready?
TheDailyLane: I can't believe I'm missing brunch for this.
donutqueen: Lena and I had to cut our morning sex short :/
stayinyourlane: same with me and kitty :( she was not pleased
gunscotch: oh shutup whores it won't take any longer than like 2 hours
TheDailyLane: ? Have you ever gone wedding dress shopping? Ever? How do you expect to find a dress in two hours?
stayinyourlane: they might have something at forever 21
gunscotch: ^^^ or H&M
donutqueen: A WEDDING DRESS?!
TheDailyLane: I-
TheDailyLane: Yeah and while we're at it let's just skip on over to hot topic to find a leather jacket to wear over it
gunscotch: that'd kinda be cute tho
gunscotch: not hot topic but the leather jacket
stayinyourlane: ^^^ agreed
donutqueen: ALEX YOU ARE NOT WEARING A LEATHER JACKET AT YOUR WEDDING
gunscotch: key words MY WEDDING i can do wat i want
TheDailyLane: No. I'm going to call Eliza.
gunscotch: u fucking snitch! Fine! No jacket!
stayinyourlane: where the hell r we gonna shop at? We've checked every wedding shop in town
donutqueen: wait wait wait!
donutqueen added FeelThisCity and Irisponsible to the group.
donutqueen: Iris and Felicity are offering help!
Irisponsible: Alex I can't believe you waited until the last minute
Irisponsible: I can
gunscotch: well hello to you too
TheDailyLane: Thank God, people with some common sense.
stayinyourlane: hey i have common sense!
gunscotch: me too!
donutqueen: Barely.
Irisponsible: Well we were thinking that you guys could come to our Earth to do some dress shopping.
Irisponsible: Maybe get some different and better options?
stayinyourlane: oh helll yeah that sounds fun af
TheDailyLane: Suddenly I don't care about missing brunch
gunscotch: hell yeah im down to clown
donutqueen: Awesome! Meet me at my apartment in 15 minutes!
gunscotch: hey there's a Wal-Mart on you guys' earth right?
Irisponsible: Of course. Why?
gunscotch: we might be able to find a dress there
Irisponsible: AT WALMART? THE LOCAL WALMART?
Irisponsible: A WEDDING DRESS?!
stayinyourlane: a Target might be more appropriate for the occasion
gunscotch: fair
TheDailyLane: I'm going to vomit
Irisponsible: This is gonna be a long day
Sunday (12:14pm)
lenaeclipse created the group BacheloretteParty.
lenaeclipse added Sassquez, YourRouler, donutqueen, stayinyourlane, and 16 others to the chat.
Shocked&Upset: oh hell yeah
LanceInYourPants: this is gonna be fun as hell
bannedfromchilis: This can only end in disaster.
DamnSam: very true but I look forward to it
AvaLasAva: Seems like the actual adults will have to be in charge.
stayinyourlane: Ava u literally sent me a video of u pranking nate the other day
TheCatGrant: That was extremely funny though.
CharlieBucket: it really was
donutqueen: Wait wait wait….you guys know each other already? How?
TheAdorable: oh we had a huge video chat orgy
Sassquez: lmaoooo
donutqueen: WHAT?! WHEN?!
lenaeclipse: Remember that night you left me all alone to go hangout with Clark? Well I got bored
Irisponsible: Bored enough to find an easier way for all of us to communicate across Earths
FrostytheHoeMan: She was really drunk
lenaeclipse: ? I was not
Irisponsible: The first thing you said was "i started this video chat because kara's not here to fuck me"
DamnSam: Yeah, that's just Lena
stayinyourlane: she's constantly horny ;)
whosthatgirl: Even at the office :/
donutqueen: Are you horny now babe? Cause I can ditch Alex
TheAdorable: didn't even know Kara knew the word horny
YourRouler: kara's an undercover freak
NiaSangria: A complete horndog
lenaeclipse: Baby I'm always horny for you
ZariNotZari: EW
LanceInYourPants: pls continue
FeelThisCity: Oh, you guys weren't kidding when you said they're constantly gross
donutqueen: Love isn't gross, Felicity
donutqueen: On my way babygirl!
TheDailyLane: No the fuck she is not. We're busy.
donutqueen: :( Sorry love.
lenaeclipse: :( Fuck you, Lois.
AvaLasAva: So, are we gonna discuss the party plans or?
Shocked&Upset: yeah cause I wanna wreck havoc
lenaeclipse: NO. We will not be doing that. First we need to decide if we're going to have one big party or if we're going to have separate parties.
whosthatgirl: separate
LanceInYourPants: oNE
CharlieBucket: ONE
TheCatGrant: Separate
Sassquez: No no no one!
YourRouler: O N E
NiaSangria: What about both?
ZariNotZari: ...how both?
donutqueen: Whichever one allows me to see lena
NoratheExplorer: SHUSH LET NIA SPEAK
NoratheExplorer: go ahead sweetie
NiaSangria: Well I was thinking what if we start off in two separate groups and then we meet up at one point during the night
Irisponsible: I agree! Both!
donutqueen: WE COULD DO A SCAVENGER HUNT
Sassquez: alright nancy drew calm down
YourRouler: i mean im kinda down with that ngl
TheAdorable: but who's gonna take the time out to actually plan it?
DamnSam: ^^^ yeah if one of us makes it then it means we'll know all the answers
CharlieBucket: Get winn to do it he loves nerd shit like that
TheDailyLane: And Clark. He'd enjoy that
NiaSangria: And Brainy
Irisponsible: Barry will probably want to help too
ZariNotZari: And nate...nerd
NoratheExplorer: And Ray
TheCatGrant: Okay so basically all of the guys
lenaeclipse: I just messaged them and they said they'd be happy to
lenaeclipse: Nate, Winn, and Ray were a little too excited for my taste.
YourRouler: and that's saying a lot bc ur a nerd too
donutqueen: Aw, I like that you're a nerd baby :)
whosthatgirl: says the dork
DamnSam: So what's the actual plan here?
lenaeclipse: Well the guys are going to plan everything so that it's ready by Friday. So I guess we don't actually have to do anything but show up where they tell us to.
Shocked&Upset: WOAH WOAH WOAH
Shocked&Upset: we're leaving the fate of the party in the hands of the guys? A bunch of nerds?!
LanceInYourPants:^^^ I don't approve
stayinyourlane: yeah james is still a virgin he has no idea what fun is!
TheAdorable: afkjghsjg facts tbh
AvaLasAva: Aw, let's give the guys a little more credit
CharlieBucket: dude Ray literally thinks party hats are a must at a birthday party. I dont trust them
donutqueen: Okay but to be fair, a birthday party isn't the same without the hat
TheCatGrant: I-
TheDailyLane: No.
donutqueen: Aw, come on guys. Let's give them a chance!
FrsotytheHoeMan: Fine but if I don't end up on the floor of a CVS bathroom by the end of the night then im gonna riot
bannedfromchilis: Is THAT how you determine if you've had a good night?
Sassquez: Says the woman who ended up in a denny's restroom once
Irisponsible: EW
FeelThisCity: A DENNY'S?!
NoratheExplorer: their pancakes are garbage
donutqueen: WOAH TOO FAR
YourRouler: she's right tho...if ur gonna get pancakes then u should obviously go to ihop
lenaclipse: their salads are really good!
TheAdorable: who the fuck goes to ihop and orders a salad?!
lenaeclipse: I like to eat healthy!
donutqueen: Lee, please stop bragging about that :/
Sassquez: now I have a taste for pancakes
TheCatGrant: As do I
donutqueen: They banned me from Ihop :(
CharlieBucket: lmaoooo why?!
donutqueen: They said I took advantage of the all you can eat pancakes. Said I was using up all of the batter :(
Irisponsible: lmaoooo
NoratheExplorer: That's sad
TheAdorable: kara how many fucking pancakes were u eating?
donutqueen: Idk but I didn't even get full so obviously not enough
AvaLasAva: So do we need to like...split up into groups or will they do that too?
lenaeclipse: I'm guessing they'll be doing that too?
stayinyourlane: we should all meet up and drink at Alex's before the scavenger hunt
bannedfromchilis: Hell yes
TheDailyLane: We'll definitely need to be at least a little tipsy to get through whatever the boys prepare for us
lenaeclipse: Winn just texted and asked me if any of us were allergic to bananas….
DamnSam: I-...no
whosthatgirl: We're gonna regret this aren't we?
CharlieBucket: most definitely
ZariNotZari: im already regretting it
SexiestCoupleInTheUniverse
Sunday (5:23pm)
yourmagjesty: hey babe u found a wedding dress yet?
gunscotch: pfffffttttt whaaat?
gunscotch: i told you i already had one
yourmagjesty: riight but we both know that you dont
gunscotch: pfft what? How do you know that?
gunscotch: how do you THINK you know that?
yourmagjesty: im a detective babe
yourmagjesty: i detect
gunscotch: yeah yeah yeah u detect
yourmagjesty: plus lena told me
gunscotch: ? how tf did she know?!
yourmagjesty: ….
gunscotch: fucking kara
yourmagjesty: aw dont be too hard on her babe she just wanted to be honest with lena
yourmagjesty: ya know….honesty? Like telling the truth?
gunscotch: okay OKAy sorry for lying about the dress
gunscotch: I just didn't want u to think i was procrastinating or something :/
yourmagjesty: It's okay babe. I know finding the perfect thing to wear is hard
yourmagjesty: but i'll still marry u even if u showed up in a trash bag
gunscotch: yeah?
yourmagjesty: of course baby
gunscotch: well u don't have to worry bc i found a dress :)
yourmagjesty: really?
gunscotch: YUP!
yourmagjesty: LET ME SEE
gunscotch: ? no?
yourmagjesty: :(
gunscotch: u wouldn't let me see what u got!
yourmagjesty: :( i'll show u mine if u show me yours
gunscotch: lmao dont u want to be surprised though baby?
yourmagjesty: sighhhhhh yeah fine i guess
yourmagjesty: when r u gonna be home?
gunscotch: why? miss me sawyer?
yourmagjesty: dont flatter urself danvers
yourmagjesty: i just need to know so i can make sure my part time lover is gone by the time u get here
gunscotch: does she clean too? ask her to do the dishes :)
yourmagjesty: lmao shut the fuck up YES I MISS U
gunscotch: lmao ill be home in the next 30 minutes
gunscotch: be on the bed open and ready for me to dive in
yourmagjesty: fuck ur so romantic
gunscotch: I know babe ;)