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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="f372684e9a25745c8217d5245b05bb4f"span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"Me: Do you need the truck?/em/span/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="d6049b99436d4df913d77598b906273a"Tweek was reading these over my shoulder. "GAH! D...doesn't Riley usually call you when he needs help?" Tweek's right, that guy usually does call me when he needs help with something. Why the hell would he text me?br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /_/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="5bbd9f82c5ad57a24c806aa6ff8848e2"span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"My Therapist /em/spanđź–•span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;": Nothing's wrong./em/spanbr style="box-sizing: border-box;" /span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"My Therapist /em/spanđź–•span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;": I just don't want Creek to /em/spanspan style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"know that I contacted you/em/spanspan style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"./em/spanbr style="box-sizing: border-box;" /_/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="9103459888731dd7a073597f5cf239a5"The homeless kid was at his house? Before Tweek and I could get out of the house, Riley texted style="box-sizing: border-box;" /_/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="e1521fa826c414bd1fec818a5782efa0"span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"My Therapist /em/spanđź–•span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;": By the way, go through the backyard. You know where the key is./em/spanbr style="box-sizing: border-box;" /_/p
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