A quick note before we begin: THANK YOU ALL FOR ONE YEAR
Class 1-A
Izzy M- Izuku Midoriya
Bomberman - Katsuki Bakugo
Sonic - Tenya Iida
Ninja Mina - Mina Ashido
Bass Bitch - Kyoka Jiro
Froppy - Tsuyu Asui
Tentacle Hentai - Mezo Shoji
Thermostat - Shoto Todoroki
Discount Sue Storm - Toru Hagakure
Wayne - Hanta Sero
Garth - Denki Kaminari
Knuckles - Eijiro Kirishima
French Fry - Yuga Aoyama
Tails - Mashirao Ojiro
Deus Ex Machina - Momo Yaoyorozu
Anti-Grav - Ochaco Uraraka
Ultra Furry - Koji Koda
Sugar Daddy - Rikido Sato
Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami
Purple Haze - Hitoshi Shinso
Class 1-B
Battle Fist - Itsuka Kendo
Reptar - Setsuna Tokage
Poison Ivy - Ibara Shiozaki
My Little Pony - Pony Tsunotori
Literal Iron Man - Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Smokey - Nieto Monoma
Big Three
Swole Vault Boy - Mirio Togata
CutieDevil - Nejire Hado
Support
MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume
Civilians
Lesser Jedi - Inko Midoriya
Drunk Dragon - Hisashi Midoriya
UA Staff
Cryptic - Nezu
Offbrand Batman - Eraserhead
Banshee - Present Mic
Dr. Sleep - Midnight
White Mage - Recovery Girl
Eli - Vlad King
All Might - All Might
League of Villians
Mercer - Tomura Shigaraki
Carmila - Himiko Toga
Deadpool - Twice
Lizard Priest - Spinner
Firefly - Dabi
Magic Man - Mr. Compress
Tr8or - ?
7:00 pm on a Thursday
LoV
Mercer: Is the plan set up.
Tr8or: The operative is waiting in Midoriya's van as we speak.
Carmila: This feels wrong.
Firefly: Couldn't we just barbecue him alive?
Mercer: It needs to look like an accident.
Lizard Priest: Why does it need to look like an accident?
Mercer: That way, while they are mourning their fallen comrade we can strike when they least expect it.
Tr8or: At his funeral.
Magic Man: That seems kind of wrong doesn't it?
Firefly: I mean, I've done some pretty bad things but attacking mourners at a funeral just seems like something that we ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT DO!
Carmila: I totally agree with Dabi on this one.
Lizard Priest: A true hero would never stoop so low.
Deadpool: Not gonna happen. KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
Magic Man: Sounds like it's just you and the traitor alone on this one sir.
3:00 pm on a Friday
Staff Chat
Cryptic: Due to events earlier we need to crack down on who might be the UA traitor.
Offbrand Batman: You don't need to remind us about it. We all remember that earlier this morning a villain assassin attacked the Problem Child in his van.
Banshee: And your student purposely flipped his car and caused the villain to die from a broken neck.
White Mage: If it wasn't for the fact he didn't injure himself I would be leaving him to wollow in his pain.
All Might: Doesn't that violate your hippocratic oath?
White Mage: Watch it. I kept you alive, and I can ensure your death just as easy.
Eli: Back to the topic at hand.
Cryptic: Midoriya was able to retrieve the villain's phone and noticed a contact named Tr8or, which he proceeded to call and was able to figure out who the UA traitor is.
Offbrand Batman: And have we apprehended them?
Cryptic: Not yet, we're waiting for the right moment to play our hand. Although we do plan on preceding with his arrest before the days end.
Dr. Sleep: Who is it?
Cryptic: Vlad, you might not want to hear this.
Eli: It's one of my students?
Cryptic: I hacked into every one of the student's phones and found the villain's phone numbers and a groupchat detailing their plan to assassinate Midoriya and attack his funeral in Nieto Monoma's phone.
Eli: I understand what has to be done.
Offbrand Batman: I'm truly sorry Kan.
Eli: I appreciate the sentiment Shota.
Cryptic: In the meantime I will cancel classes for the next few weeks while we up security and deal with the press. Also to let Midoriya recover from his injuries.
Dr. Sleep: That bad?
White Mage: The steering column came loose, landed on him and shattered his hip and he had several cuts from the glass of his windows and windshield breaking.
All Might: And we're wishing young Midoriya a speedy recovery.
Banshee: Can't Recovery Girl heal him?
White Mage: The cuts I can heal in no time at all. They take almost no energy. Broken bones I could normally heal but the hip is something that I could heal under normal circumstances but his had to be put back together surgically and it will take at least a month until I'll be able to heal it. It still needs to somewhat re-solidify.
Offbrand Batman: That sounds like it's going to be extremely painful.
White Mage: They gave him some Oxycontin for the pain.
Offbrand Batman: Are they sure that's a good idea, considering his history of substance abuse.
Dr. Sleep: I already spoke to him about it. He said he thinks the doctor was getting paid to push that drug on patients.
Banshee: At least he's smart enough to not overdo Oxy.
Authors Note: Part 1 of the 1 year anniversary special. Due to most people voting all of the above and I like entertaining my readers I decided to do all of them (Except the troll option of Mineta rejoining) for the 1 year anniversary. Expect the next part to be more lighthearted and fun. Now as usual, Chapter 40 answers: Vinegar strokes is from The League, as well as asking if Manoma was a magician who's also a rapist or a rapist that likes to do magic. All the bumper stickers were from the episode of Tosh.0 titled "I Eat Ass" The Self Defense Test was the precursor to Jackass. Expect part 2 in a few days.
As Always
Later