Peanut Butter Battle.

Say whatcha want about my bro Renaru's kid, but she makes my lil' dude sleep like a dream. Seriously, the minute they met each other they've been attached at the hip. Otouhon is shy, Mimi isn't. Otouhon cries, Mimi screams.

I checked on them and Mimi was awake, watchin' him. She was burbling at him like she was talking to him, then she looked up at me, dead on. That stare was definitely her dad's 'You just fucked up' stare. In an instant, she had a matryoshka in her hands.

"Mimi, sweetie, don't…" I cautioned, not knowing what the hell it was gonna do. Wasn't her quirk Explosive something? Explosive…. Explosive…

*Tok.*

"OH…. SHITTTTTTTTT!" I screamed, and it blew up, waking Jiro up and our little dude. Mikan was laughing her cute little butt off. Turns out I butt-dialed Ren when his daughter decided to go all explosion-happy and sent me into the wall.

It was still night here. I saw a sleepy Renaru on screen.

"Denki… what the fuck? Why d'you look like you got hit with a grenade?"

"Uhhhh… Sorry! So sorry, I uhn… your daughter decided to blow up Uncle Denki, so… uh… window's broken, there is no god," I mumbled.

"WHAT?!" Momo and Jiro screamed in unison.

"Hand us over to our daughter…" Momo growled.

"Hol' up… my ears are still ringing…" I mumbled.

Jirou sighed and brought my phone over to Mimi, who snatched it and brought it close to her face.

"Dah! Mah!" she squealed.

"Young lady you're in SO much trouble-" Momo was cut off by Renaru.

"Mimi… no using your quirk on Uncle Denki, I get it, it's fun. At the same time, he would've gotten hurt, same goes for Oto-kun, you like Oto-kun, and Oto-kun likes his daddy, it'd be really mean if you hurt his daddy, right?" Renaru explained.

"Mmm…" Mimi mumbled.

"Mm? What do you say to Oto-kun and Uncle Denki and Auntie Jiro?" Renaru asked.

"Sowwy…" she sniffled.

"There. That wasn't so hard. Just… don't do that again, Mimi… it scares Mommy and I, you're really little and a lot of people don't expect a little lady like you to pull out nesting doll grenades," Renaru sighed.

"Sowwy Dah…" she mumbled.

"It's okay, sweetie… we miss you, we'll see ya later, okay?" Renaru always hated goodbyes. He didn't like them, so a see ya was normal for him.

"Kay…" Mimi started to cry when they hung up. She loved Renaru a ton, she was a real Daddy's girl. Rudeness, her snappy attitude, and her hair were all his. But she was a genius like her mother. Jiro picked her up and held her until she stopped crying. All the while Otouhon was shorted out.

"Ye. Ye. Ye," he said, little hands in thumbs-up.

Mikan looked back down at Otouhon, and when she was put back down, she hugged him.

"Sowwy, Otouh…" she sighed.

"Ye?" he mumbled, "Ye!

I smiled, "Huh… I always knew she was gonna be like me…" I sighed.

"What's that supposed to mean, mister?" Momo asked a little mad that I cut her off.

"Look, corporal punishment doesn't work, it only makes her scared, and that's why she's so attached to me, she doesn't understand why Mommy yells or takes away her favorite things," I sighed, "It's not that she doesn't like you, it's just she doesn't understand it,"

Momo hugged me, "Hm…" she sighed, "She's so much like you… I only think she got my gender and that's it,"

"Momo, she's a genius," I said, "And our little one after her is gonna be one, too…"

"Ren… I…" she mumbled, "I don't know if I can handle her sometimes… she's so snappy and loud… no wonder your mother's so taken with her…"

"Bakugou women are forces of nature… men are too…" I sighed, "You and Melissa know that better than anyone…"

Momo wrapped her arms around me and squeezed, "Of course I do…" she sighed. I hugged her and she grinned.

"So… what's up for today?" I asked, "I doubt we have much planned,"

"Oh? Did you ever go into this trip thinking I planned things…?" she asked, "I just want to spend this week with you right here…"

She kissed me, her gentle hands rubbing my back, She carried me to the hot tub again, lowering into the water and pulling away.

"There… there we are…" she sighed, I curled into her arms again, cuddled against her pillows, the water felt better without anything on.

"Was it on your checklist, babe?" I asked.

"Mm-hm… feels good, right?" she wondered, "My warm, soft skin in the water… my arms around you… so small and cute…"

I kissed her neck and collarbone, kneading her pillows with my hands, "At least 'cause I'm so small, I got a better vantage point to look at your assets and better access, too!" I commented, she giggled.

"Then play with me as much as you want, baby…" she sighed. I continued to mess with her.

"Is that so? Spread 'em…" I growled, dipping in and finding her spot, diligently licking at it. I went deeper and she moaned. I was losing breath.

"Ahh! Hah… hah… huuh…" I gasped, Momo was surprised but started to laugh. She pushed me back down and wrapped her legs around my neck, bringing me into her spot and I licked deeper. Her laugh was a challenge enough. I tasted her sweet juices, I kept going, coming back up.

"Oh… I guess I'm ready…" she said. I smiled, going at her neck as I thrust in, and her sweet little sigh was so cute. I nibbled on her neck, thrusting fast, the combined heat was making me want her more, she was so cute when she was submissive.

But still, she did something that hit my sweet spot, she leaned down, tipping my face up, and she scraped her teeth against my jaw, kissing me all over. I smiled as she pulled back a bit. Her soft gasps were cute too. I kissed her and our tongues met, they were curiously moving, not fighting, just saying hi.

The first one to pull away decides the rest of the time. Who's on top, who's the bottom. When that happens… Momo surrendered, gasping and panting. Like I said, a force of nature. I wasn't done with her yet.

"Ah! Ahhh!" she gasped, "Hahh… Ren… why on the table…?"

"I saw your stupid checklist, and you said two more weeks, I'm usin' it!" I snapped, "An' I'm gonna eat off ya… you said you liked it… and seeing as our quirks run off food… it benefits us both,"

I got out the cinnamon.

"Oh, you monster…" she sighed, "lay it on me…"

I poured it on her breasts, licking it off, "Mm… so good…" I sighed, she smiled.

"That's not all…" she whispered. She poured honey on herself, "Eat up…"

God that was hot. I started to savage her, licking, biting, pulling, yanking. Sparks going as I took her on the table. Nothing could stop me. I smiled, seeing the thing that made me want to pull back out and totally nuke myself.

The source of the Twin Incident. One thing I was looking for when Melissa almost took my first time away from me. I just wanted a sandwich, godammit!

Peanut…. MOTHERFUCKING… BUTTER!

"Seems like an odd weakness, dear… a good thing on so many things… don't you wanna try it on me? You've been such a good eater…" she teased.

"Fine," I scoffed, "Hand it over,"

She flipped over, moving her hair out of the way.

"Can you do it on my back, dear?" she asked.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me…" I spread it on her back, 'This is dumb. So dumb. Why? I just wanted that sandwich and I forgot to wear my bands that day.'

I licked at her back and she gasped, I cleaned her off, loving the sounds she made.

"Good boy… very good boy…" she sighed. It was so sticky and bleh… I just don't like it on its own…

"So… how was it?" she asked. I kissed her, wanting her to taste it too. It was a little unfair for me to enjoy it by myself. I thrust in again and she covered herself in chocolate sauce.

"Mm… Dessert…" I mumbled, licking at her breasts and stomach. She was crooning and gasping, and we both climaxed, she was sticky, but so cute panting and gasping. Her dark eyes closed as she cuddled me.

"Darling…" she sighed, "I love you, and I know that you're going to be an even greater hero..."

I got a text.

Renaru.

That was weird. He doesn't usually do that kinda thing.

What's up?

Mom saw Dad again… she got drunk and… well…

Did she get hurt? Katsuki, did she get hurt?

No, she's crying about us though, she texted us all night. Melissa and I could barely sleep.

I turned my phone off.

Momo came out of the bathroom, settling in on the couch, she made a really soft blanket and wrapped it around us, we were watching a movie. I was so full and I held her.

"Babe… oh, you're asleep," I stated.

"Nighty-night… Momo," I cooed, kissing her on the cheek. She smiled and I petted her hair. Soon enough we'd have to go home, back to the chaotic, maddening crowds and screaming people. Back to the chaos of fighting villains.

At least…

We had each other, and Mimi… and… if we got lucky… another little one to add to the cohort.