A/N: Yeah yeah yeah I know. Technically, Alex and Maggie should have been married in April, but here' the thing...time is an illusion.
It's been forever and I really hope you guys have been taking care of yourselves and that your families are well. It's been a rough year so far for sure, but I hope this brightens up your day a little bit? This is a little longer than usual, but i figured...ya know...it's been a while and you deserve it.
This chapter is dedicated to the love of my life, Charlie. I hope this makes you smile once or twice.
BoysInMotion
Friday (1:23pm)
alwayswinning: everything ready for tonight?
BarryChristmas: YESSSS
HisStory: Yup! We're bringing the bananas too
thethirdolsen: I'm printing off the clues now and then Barry and Clark are gonna go drop them off at each place.
AtomBottomJeans: Awesome!
alwayswinning: Ollie did you do your part?
Oliver: I told you not to call me that.
alwayswinning: :/
Oliver: Yes I did my part.
Barney: Great! Let's see it!
Oliver: TeamAlex - Lena, Veronica, Susan, Cat, Pam, Iris, Caitlyn, Zari, Nora, Ava, Thea
Oliver: TeamMaggie: Kara, Lucy, Lois, Sam, Leslie, Jess, Nia, Charlie, Felicity, Sara
AtomBottomJeans: Hmmm, the teams are uneven
Barney: Yes, but it seems as though he's divided them up by ability.
Oliver: I did. Plus, each team has at least three people with superhuman abilities. I gave Alex the extra person because Kara basically counts as another person with her abilities.
spacedad: Great work! I think you divided them up well!
whoyagonnakal: ! I agree. Kara and I are finishing up building the deck at Cat's now. I'll be by Catco to pick up the clues from Jimmy soon!
HisStory: You guys think the girls will really be able to figure out the clues?
DiscoCisco: Eh idk
spacedad: Of course! They may be hard to manage sometimes, but our ladies are smart!
thethirdolsen: i say it takes them at LEAST 3 hours to solve it
AtomBottomJeans: Too much credit, 5 hours at least
Oliver: 2 hours at the most
alwayswinning: eh idk, they're all smart in their own way. I'd be surprised if it took them more than an hour
DiscoCisco: Winn's got some bold faith
HisStory: You guys care to make a friendly wager?
spacedad: Please no bets. The ladies do that enough as it is.
thethirdolsen: Yeah, but they're always betting on us…
BarryChristmas: How about whoever guesses the closest time get labeled King of the Superfriends?
DiscoCisco: lame
thethirdolsen: yeah let's make it more interesting
Barney: The winner gets to see everyone's nudes
Oliver: I'm sorry?
AtomBottomJeans: Nudes?
alwayswinning: dude what the hell?
HisStory: i'm not ashamed, mine look awesome
spacedad: Brainy, that was inappropriate.
thethirdolsen: yeah dude wtf
Barney: Kara, Lucy, and Alex told me, "When in doubt, ask for nudes."
Barney: It seemed like the time to take their advice.
whoyagonnakal: How many times do we have to tell you not to take their advice?
BarryChristmas: Lucy and Alex I could see, but Kara? Nah
spacedad: Don't be fooled.
alwayswinning: the glasses and smile make her seem innocent
whoyagonnakal: i showed her the messages and she's dying laughing. She is a troll.
Barney: :/ So, no nudes?
DiscoCisco: so no head?
BarryChristmas: epic vine
Oliver: Can we get back on topic please?
Barney: Nudes was the topic.
HisStory: Dude, do you even know what nudes are?
Barney: I've seen a lot of creative videos that say "send nudes", but I've never seen anyone send any. Nor have I received any. At least I don't think I have.
thethirdolsen: god
whoyagonnakal: There will be no nudes, Brainy.
Barney: :/
alwayswinning: ask nia to send nudes
spacedad: DO NOT DO THAT
spacedad: Can we PLEASE get back on topic?
AtomBottomJeans: How about this….the winner gets a vacation paid for by the rest of the guys?
HisStory: I was actually starting to look forward to the nudes
thethirdolsen: I mean…i wouldn't mind sending a nude.
alwayswinning: he looks delicious
alwayswinning: you'll all be blessed
BarryChristmas: I mean this with everything in me….gross.
Oliver: I will not be sending nudes.
whoyagonnakal: ^ Same
DiscoCisco: How about we just stick with the vacation hm? I could use one
thethirdolsen: same
Oliver: Okay. Everyone send in their estimate of how long it will take the ladies to finish the scavenger hunt. The person who guesses closest gets a free vacation of their choosing.
AtomBottomJeans: 5 hours
thethirdolsen: 3 hours
alwayswinning: 1 hour
BarryChristmas: 2 and a half hours
HisStory: 4 hours
whoyagonnakal: 45 minutes
Oliver: 2 hours
DiscoCisco: 3 hours and 15 minutes
AtomBottomJeans: J'onn you want in on this?
spacedad: No thank you.
alwayswinning: Coolio! Then i guess we'll see who comes out on top!
HisStory: May the best man win.
MickDonalds: 7 hours
Friday (7:04pm)
alwayswinning created the group WhenWorldsCollide.
alwayswinning added thethirdolsen, whoyagonnakal, Barney, spacedad, and 30 others to the group.
YourRouler: all of us in one group is nothing but chaos….I love it
donutqueen: ALL OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN ONE CHAT
donutqueen: THIS IS SO DANDY!
TheAdorable: dAnDy
MickDonalds left the group.
LanceInYourPants: lmaooo
gunscotch added MickDonalds to the group.
gunscotch: :( stay micky
MickDonalds: hmph. Fine
AvaLasAva: ? MICKY?
ZariNotZari: what the hell
gunscotch: mick and I are buddies :)
yourmagjesty: mick u stealin my woman?
MickDonalds: what? No. she's just cool i guess
gunscotch: :)
HisStory: :/ mick never talks about us like that
AtomBottomJeans: I don't even think he knows my name :(
LanceInYourPants: lmaooo
donutqueen: Forget you guys!
donutqueen: Mick, I thought we had something special!
MickDonalds: sup skirt
donutqueen: I have pants now!
BarryChristmas: ANYWAY
BarryChristmas: Are you ladies ready to start your night?!
TheCatGrant: Well, we've already started it, but sure
thethirdolsen: ? What do you mean?
CharlieBucket: we're drinking at alex's place
AtomBottomJeans: You're DRINKING?!
yourmagjesty: u a prude or something?
Shocked&Upset: surely u didnt expect tonight to be alcohol free did u?
DiscoCisco: I mean no, but we thought you guys would wait until the end of the night.
whoyagonnakal: Yeah, what about the scavenger hunt?
Sassquez: pretty sure we're all smart enough to get through ur little puzzle
NoratheExplorer: exactly
NiaSangria: Yeah! And Mama Danvers is gonna be with us tonight!
MamaDanvers: I will not.
donutqueen: :(
yourmagjesty: :(
gunscotch: :(
lenaeclipse: :(
YourRouler: :(
Oliver: Are you all really doing this?
Sassquez: :(
NoratheExplorer: :(
DamnSam: :(
bannedfromchilis: :(
spacedad: This is unnecessary
lenaeclipse: :(
MamaDanvers: Oh girls, please. You'll have plenty of fun without me!
MamaDanvers: I will be bundled up on the sofa at Kara's, watching my shows.
MamaDanvers: I expect you girls to behave and drink responsibly.
gunscotch: yesh yamam
gunscotch: yes maam
Barney: Alex, it's not even 8pm yet.
gunscotch: that was a coincidence! I promise im not drunk!
FeelThisCity: Lol, this is gonna be a fun night
DamnSam: how's this night gonna go anyway?
whosthatgirl: yeah when do we start?
Oliver: We'll start off by dividing you into two teams. Once we divide you into teams, you'll head to your first destination where you'll find your first clue.
Irisponsible: Damn, this is kind of exciting. When do we find out what team we're on?
spacedad: At 7:30 on the dot.
Friday (7:30pm)
BarryChristmas created the group TeamAlex.
BarryChristmas added gunscotch, lenaeclipse, YourRouler, Sassquez, and 8 others to the group.
BarryChristmas: Your first clue will be found on the 7th floor of CatCo. Good Luck!
BarryChristmas has left the group.
Friday (7:30pm)
Oliver created the group TeamMaggie.
Oliver added yourmagjesty, donutqueen, stayinyourlane, TheDailyLane, and 7 others.
Oliver: Your first clue will be found on the 7th floor of L-Corp. Good Luck.
Oliver has left the group.
TeamAlex
Friday (7:33pm)
YourRouler: Where the hell are you hoes?!
lenaeclipse: let's fucking go!
Irisponsible: ^^^^ Hurry Up! The limo is here!
ZariNotZari: damn already?
TheCatGrant: I arranged for it the second they told us it would start at 7:30.
TheAdorable: smart
lenaeclipse: We have to stay on top of the competition. If you think little miss donut hasn't already ordered her team transportation and snacks, you're crazy. This is war.
NoratheExplorer: Little miss donut?
bannedfromchilis: Kara.
bannedfromchilis: And she's right. Kara is a mastermind.
FrostytheHoeMan: KARA? "Dandy" kara?
TheCatGrant: There's a reason she was my assistant for as long as she was. It may seem like she's innocent and sweet, but that little act gets her far.
YourRouler: she could rule this city if she wanted to... and i mean as kara danvers, not Supergirl.
lenaeclipse: That hunky bitch flashes a smile and people do whatever she wants. Very unprofessional.
AvaLasAva: Lena, weren't you just making out with said hunky bitch?
lenaeclipse: That was before the competition. She's the enemy now.
YourRouler: Lena is pretty competitive :/
TheAdorable: i think that's an understatement
Irisponsible: who are we waiting on?
NoratheExplorer: we're coming we're coming!
ZariNotZari: we were listening in on the other group's plan! They were huddled up in the hallway.
Sassquez: and i was trying to pull alex off of maggie! They were still in the kitchen making out
gunscotch: this is my nite i can do what i want
Irisponsible: ? *Night
TheCatGrant: Unfortunately, they type like animals.
lenaeclipse: Listen up alex, fuck this up if you want, and you'll never see Maggie naked again!
AvaLasAva: Sweet lord
gunscotch: empty threats
lenaeclipse: Try me.
YourRouler: Alright alright lets calm it down and get to it
AvaLasAva: Right. You guys hurry up and get here so we can discuss
bannedfromchilis: It's probably best if we strictly communicate over messages when discussing the plans and such.
TheCatGrant: I was thinking the same thing
gunscotch: good point actually
Irisponsible: Not that I mind, but may i ask why?
Sassquez: Kara
ZariNotZari: Oh yeah, the super hearing
lenaeclipse: Yeah that bitch goddess has no morals at all.
FrostytheHoeMan: I like how Lena can't insult Kara without also complimenting her
TheAdorable: lmao but like...kara wouldn't do tht right? She doesn't seem like the type
NoratheExplorer: ^^^ She was telling them not to be too competitive and to keep it friendly. She kept reminding everyone that this night was about Alex and Maggie.
gunscotch: aw i love her
lenaeclipse: I don't buy it
YourRouler: me either honestly she probably knew you guys were listening
ZariNotZari: She seemed really sincere. She even made Sara put away her knives.
bannedfromchilis: ….why does Sara have knives? It's a bachelorette party.
AvaLasAva: They're her "emotional support knives"
Sassquez: Knives are essential
Irisponsible: This is such an interesting group, I love it.
TheAdorable: ^^^ immaculate vibes
lenaeclipse: Luckily for us, I did something kind of amazing. You're lucky to have me on your team.
gunscotch: so humble do tell
lenaeclipse: I hacked their groupchat. Everything they say, I have access to see it.
bannedfromchilis: Oh hell yes!
NoratheExplorer: genius honestly
TheCatGrant: Absolutely lovely. Have they used it yet?
lenaeclipse: Not yet
Irisponsible: Wait wait wait, if you hacked it, there's no way Felicity isn't gonna figure it out.
TheAdorable: damn she's right. Felicity does that shit all the time
Sassquez: ? Do u know who ur talking to? It's Lena Fucking Luthor.
lenaeclipse: ^^^ Exactly. Felicity's parlor tricks are adorable, but they are no match for me.
bannedfromchilis: She used to hack the DEO all the time :/
gunscotch: and the government computers lmao
AvaLasAva: Wow, thats impressive. Were you guys fighting against the government at one point?
TheCatGrant: We're always fighting against the government.
lenaeclipse: ^^^ Very true
gunscotch: she was sending memes lmao
YourRouler: lmaooodfsgdsgd
TheAdorable: no way!
lenaeclipse: Eh, i was a bored kid in college
ZariNotZari: college huh? Very nice
Sassquez: college? Lena u did it last month!
FrostytheHoeMan: bitchhh lmaoo
Irisponsible: I-
lenaeclipse: Semantics.
lenaeclipse: I also put a tracking device on Kara before we left
ZariNotZari: …when?
lenaeclipse: Eh, while we were making out
AvaLasAva: Amazing.
gunscotch: i wish i could say i was surprised
AvaLasAva: Um, is there a reason we haven't left yet? Who are we waiting on?
YourRouler: oh...i think we're all here actually
TheCatGrant: Great. Let's go!
lenaeclipse: Perfect because they just started talking in the groupchat
gunscotch: oh hell yeah send the link so we can watch on the way to CatCo
TeamMaggie
(7:38pm)
Shocked&Upset: wait what was the plan again?
TheDailyLane: ? We literally just finished going over this?
Shocked&Upset: i was focusing on my cupcake :/
donutqueen: Very fair reasoning honestly
FeelThisCity: It's not
yourmagjesty: it's really not tho
DamnSam: Says the one who didn't even hear the plan because she was busy sucking face with Alex
yourmagjesty: it's our nite we can do wat we want
FeelThisCity: ? *Night *what
TheDailyLane: You'll have to excuse them, they type like animals
whosthatgirl: You kind of get used to it unfortunately :/
Shocked&Upset: anybody gonna answer my question? Y r we taking two separate cars?
donutqueen: Sigh
donutqueen: Me, Lucy, Felicity, Sara, and Jess are going to the DEO to find the first clue.
donutqueen: The rest of you are going to get pizzas and drinks so we don't starve during this whole thing
CharlieBucket: "starve" is a strong word
Shocked&Upset: ? dude y dont u just fly and go get the first clue?
LanceInYourPants: THATS WHAT I KEEP SAYING!
donutqueen: Because like I've said a million times, that wouldn't be fair!
yourmagjesty: any other time she's a competition slut & now she wants to act like she has morals :/
donutqueen: I DO HAVE MORALS
NiaSangria: lmaooo
CharlieBucket: how'd we get stuck with the goodie two shoes?
TheDailyLane: Very unfortunate.
whosthatgirl: ^^^ extremely
donutqueen: You're lucky to have me!
yourmagjesty: Yeah guys she's paying for pizza so be nice
DamnSam: ^^^ damn you right
TheDailyLane: ? I'M PAYING FOR PIZZA!
donutqueen: Wow Lois :/ didn't know you were so into money like that :/
LanceInYourPants: ^^^ u guys make sure u pay lois back so she doesn't chop ur head off for the cash :/
Shocked&Upset: u'd think with as rich as she is she wouldn't care about a little pizza money
TheDailyLane: Sigh
stayinyourlane: yeah she was like that when we were kids too :/
FeelThisCity: This is dramatic
TheDailyLane: It really is
stayinyourlane: she once bought me a spicy enchilada for like $2 and every day I didn't pay her back, she added $2
TheDailyLane: That is NOT true!
stayinyourlane: i ended up owing her $381 by the end of the week :/
donutqueen: Damn that is so sad :(
DamnSam: lmaooakjsgkfds the lack of math i-
CharlieBucket: was the enchilada even that good?
stayinyourlane: i dont even remember im so traumatized by the entire thing :/
yourmagjesty: it's true i made enchiladas once and she flinched and held on to her wallet for dear life
whosthatgirl: lmaooo i swear to fuck
stayinyourlane: im still in debt from it. My credit is horrible
FeelThisCity: Eye-
TheDailyLane: All of that is OBVIOUSLY untrue
NiaSangria: Damn that's almost as tragic as the ChipTake of 2k19
yourmagjesty: lmaooooo
donutqueen: Nia please.
LanceInYourPants: no no no whats the ChipTake of 2k19?
TheDailyLane: Lmao not this again
donutqueen: Sigh
donutqueen: Long story short, Alex sent me chips and they were confiscated ;(
whosthatgirl: this is still the most dramatic thing ever
CharlieBucket: what kind of fucking whore confiscates chips?
donutqueen: Lena. Kieran. Luthor. ;(
donutqueen: (she's not a whore tho)
FeelThisCity: Well im pretty sure Lena had a good reason for taking them
Shocked&Upset: ? there's never a good reason to take someone's chips
stayinyourlane: ^^^ NEVER
whosthatgirl: Lena did have a good reason actually
TheDailyLane: She really did
donutqueen: NO SHE DIDNT
yourmagjesty: Lmao kara lost her powers and got sick with food poisoning
FeelThisCity: And Alex thought it was a good idea to give you chips?!
DamnSam: And they were hot cheetos!
LanceInYourPants: damn hot cheetos slap tho
stayinyourlane: ^^^ alex was being a good sister tbh
donutqueen: She really was! And then Lena Poopthor took them and FLUSHED THEM DOWN THE TOILET
CharlieBucket: yikes thats such a slap in the face :/
LanceInYourPants: I would have cried
donutqueen: I was too shocked to feel anything but numbness
stayinyourlane: I cried for her
Shocked&Upset: as did i #solidarity
FeelThisCity: Jess you were right this is extremely dramatic
yourmagjesty: it's what they're best at
donutqueen: Sure make fun, but I hope you never have to experience that pain. That torture. I hope you're never stabbed in the back like that. I had to go to therapy.
DamnSam: Kara you have been through wayyyy worse than that
LanceInYourPants: No she's right. I, too, have had chips confiscated.
Shocked&Upset: oh no! When?!
stayinyourlane: ^^^ r u ok?! When did this happen?!
CharlieBucket: u never told me about this mate. Im so sorry
yourmagjesty: the drama
LanceInYourPants: ive never felt safe enough to talk about it but now i think im strong enough
donutqueen: Take your time
TheDailyLane: Sighhhhh
LanceInYourPants: It was 3rd grade. Mrs. Peatler's class. It was a bag of Doritos.
stayinyourlane: my god. What color?
LanceInYourPants: Red.
donutqueen: Rao.
CharlieBucket: :( the best kind
TheDailyLane: You know they have flavors, right? They don't just go by color.
FeelThisCity: Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese
NiaSangria: nah u gotta call them by color
LanceInYourPants: I didn't even get to finish the first chip before that frail ass bitch swooped in and took them.
Shocked&Upset: damn that's basically a villain origin story
DamnSam: lmao it is not
LanceInYourPants: It is. It's what made me who i am today. I was never the same after that.
donutqueen: Thank you for sharing your story. I know it wasn't easy
CharlieBucket: u r so brave mate
NiaSangria: this is honestly so entertaining
Shocked&Upset: Let's all take a moment of silence plz
DamnSam: ….
FeelThisCity: I swear, you all are so dramatic.
stayinyourlane: constantly disrespectful
yourmagjesty: r u guys even at the deo yet?
LanceInYourPants: yeah yeah yeah, we're here but we haven't found the clue yet :/
donutqueen: More importantly, have you guys gotten the pizza yet?
NiaSangria: Just picked it up! Should we head to the deo?
whosthatgirl: Yeah, maybe you can help us find this clue because we can't find anything yet
donutqueen: Did u get extra pepperoni?
TheDailyLane: ...Yes Kara.
donutqueen: Goodie! That's all that matters.
yourmagjesty: sigh we'll be there in 15mins
Team Alex
(7:52pm)
lenaeclipse: I can't believe Kara still isn't over that chip thing
Sassquez: i still cant believe u flushed them down the toilet
TheAdorable: yuh that's kinda brutal
TheCatGrant: Oh who cares. I'm just glad we're ahead of them.
Irisponsible: Same! You'd think they'd have a little more urgency
bannedfromchilis: Nah they're too worried about getting pizza
gunscotch: can we order pizza? Im kinda hungry for it now
ZariNotZari: ^^^ points were made
YourRouler: i'll order!
gunscotch: u guys found the clue yet?
AvaLasAva: Yup, we're headed back down to the limo now.
lenaeclipse: We already solved it. We'll be heading to the Art Museum on 17th street
TheAdorable: NOICE!
ZariNotZari: Damn we are really killing it so far
TheCatGrant: We?
FrostytheHoeMan: ^^^ The rest of you stayed in the car while the four of us actually went up there
Irisponsible: Um excuse me, we all agreed that it was better to send a select team up there
AvaLasAva: Hmph, fair.
lenaeclipse: What matters is that we're ahead and we have full access to knowing every move the other team makes
NoratheExplorer: ^ hell yeah!
bannedfromchilis: Exactly!
gunscotch: can we get a pizza with stuffed crust?
lenaeclipse: Sigh
(8:00pm)
zTeamMaggie
z-donutqueen: Alright, that should do the trick
z-FeelThisCity: You think they actually fell for that?
z-yourmagjesty: of course they did
z-TheDailyLane: I'd be surprised if they didn't.
z-CharlieBucket: i've been meaning to ask…..why are there z's in front of our names?
z-DamnSam: Yeah i was wondering that too actually
z-donutqueen: I wanted us to be able to distinguish between both chats. The other chat is the original one that they hacked. This is the one that I made. Z for Zor-El.
z-Shocked&Upset: pretty self-obsessed but alright
z-LanceInYourPants: smart af tho...how'd u know they were gonna hack our chat?
z-yourmagjesty: lmaoooo with LeeLee over there? yeah right we didn't stand a chance at having any privacy in that groupchat
z-donutqueen: ^^^! That breathtaking, drop dead gorgeous, son of a bitch is ruthless.
z-LanceInYourPants: was…that a compliment or an insult?
z-FeelThisCity: I gotta say Kara, whatever you did is absolutely amazing. When you first added us to this chat I tried to double check to see how good the firewalls were but I couldn't even find the chat and I'm fucking in it!
z-donutqueen: Courtesy of Kryptonian knowledge. This chat technically doesn't exist on this Earth.
z-donutqueen: If Lena Luthor wants to access this chat, she'll have to go to hell and back.