Chapter 28:
"Previously ...
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Hey guys…
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I think Jason Todd might not be dead…
What are those
Hi sorry what
What are those
Are you saying that Jason Todd… the dead wayne kid… is in fact not? Dead?
What are those
Hunny are you ok
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Ok I know I sound crazy but hear me out….
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Does anyone know who tf this is
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*picture of Jason with Dick in a batburger*
What are those
Probably just some guy?
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That what I thought until I realized
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*picture of Jason and Tim in a park*
*picture of Jason and Bruce with Bruce looking surprised*
*other random pictures of Jason*
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So clearly this guy has some alignment with the wayne family so it got me thinking… who could this possibly be?
What are those
Not? Jason? Todd?
I Love Dick Grayson DickGstan
Wait, those, let them talk. I'm intrigued
What are those
Fine
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Now how can we possibly draw the connection between Jason Todd and who we're gonna call MM(mystery man)
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Jason Todd was constantly being criticized for being a street rat and being born in crime alley. High society critized him so much that they failed to notice something extremely important.
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Jason Todd was actually smart and read books.
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Jason Todd FoffImJason ✓
When Bruce hasn't ever read Pride and Prejudice so you decide to force him to read it because he's an uncultured swine
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This isn't even the only screenshot I have of Jason being smart.
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Now the significance this has you may ask?
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*image of MM reading Pride and Prejudice. The book has many post it notes.*
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Now lets say that this is stretching it...
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Dick Grayson OfficialDGrayson ✓
Just met my new brother ig
*image of Jason giving Dick the middle finger while holding a copy of pride and prejudice with many post it notes in it*
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This picture was even before Jason Todd started going to school so clearly he had those post it notes of his own accord.
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BAM MM IS JASON TODD
What are those
I feel like thats not enough
I Love Dick Grayson DickGstan
As intriguing as this is you are saying that someone who has been dead for 5 years is now well… not dead
What are those
Yeah also how is he alive, like didn't he die while looking for his birth mom abroad or something
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That is a good question…
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Ummmm
Jason Todd FoffImJason ✓
Maybe whoever had him got a fake body and faked his death while he ran away with severe brain trauma only remembering who he was later
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YEAH!
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WAIT A MINUTE
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WHAT THE F*CK
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WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK
Jason Todd FoffImJason ✓
Ahahaha guess who aint dead
Dick Grayson OfficialDGrayson ✓
Jason you f*cking idiot
Barbara Gordon therealBGordon ✓
Like you're helping
Tim Drake officialTimD ✓
*eating popcorn*
Stephanie Brown stephB
*reaches over and takes popcorn*
Tim Drake officialTimD ✓
*it's my popcorn, runs away*
Jason Todd FoffImJason ✓
*it's mine now, goes and shares with Steph*
Stephanie Brown stephB
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Stephanie Brown stephB
I WIN TIM LOSES
Stephanie Brown stephB
HIGH FIVE JASON
Jason Todd FoffImJason ✓
I love it when Tim loses :))))))
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WHAT THE F********CKKKKKKK
What are those
I-
What are those
I'm so sorry I doubted you
I Love Dick Grayson DickGstan
HOLY SHITTTTT
G. Gordon Godfrey officialGodfrey ✓
Is Jason Todd actually alive? What happened to him? Did Wayne use his death as a publicity stunt? Find out tonight on the G. Gordon Godfrey show.
Bruce Wayne OfficialBWayne ✓
Are you seriously implying I would use the death of my son as a publicity stunt.
Bruce Wayne OfficialBWayne ✓
F*ck you
Dick Grayson OfficialDGrayson ✓
Damn
Jason Todd FoffImJason ✓
Go off Bruce
Oliver Queen OfficialOQueen✓
This is entertaining….
Jason Todd FoffImJason ✓
F*ck off Oliver
Oliver Queen OfficialOQueen✓
Ouch
Roy Harper Queensucks✓
lol
Jason Todd FoffImJason ✓
AYYYY you got a twitter
Roy Harper Queensucks✓
INDEED I DID
Roy Harper Queensucks✓
DO U LIKE MY USERNAME
Jason Todd FoffImJason ✓
WE STANNNNN
Oliver Queen OfficialOQueen✓
Bruce come collect ur child
Bruce Wayne OfficialBWayne ✓
Jason… Continue annoying Oliver
Jason Todd FoffImJason ✓
This is the only time I will ever listen to you
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*whispering* what the f*ck" Jason read. Bruce would kill him... Well actually technically Jason had already died... Jason shrugged it didn't matter. In a few days he would be legally alive. Pros: trolling the f*ck out of everyone. Cons: having to go to galas. Jason laid back on the couch. Things would be ok.
Guess whose back... HIIIII...
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