Episode 39: Sanic Hegehog 3
JANUARY 10th, 2019
~Angel Island Zone from Sonic Mania starts to play~
Tails was piloting the Tornado over the ocean, with Shadow standing on the top wing of the biplane. Meanwhile, Sonic was riding the waves with a surfboard.
... And then there were Wario and Waluigi, bound to the bottom of the Tornado's lower wing by ropes.
"Waa! Why'd you losers drag us out to sea?!" Waluigi demanded to know while Wario was chomping on the ropes.
"Because you two were the only ones available besides us, and you wouldn't willingly come along," Shadow reminded the dimwit duo.
"What about those other Assist Trophy losers, like that red friend of yours?!" the lanky weirdo inquired right before Angel Island, which had fallen into the ocean again, came into view.
"First off, Knuckles isn't my friend," Shadow stated.
"He's not even our friend either to be honest," Sonic added. "He has... issues."
"Well said. Secondly, he already was on the island for a short vacation from the tournament, and is the only reason why we know that the Master Emerald had been stolen and that the island had fallen into the sea-" Shadow said before Tails interrupted.
"Again."
"And lastly... uh, actually, come to think of it, why didn't we get any of the other Assist Trophy guys? And weren't there a few other Smashers still available?" Sonic wondered. Tails just shrugged in response while Wario and Waluigi tried to violently wiggle their way out.
~Angel Island Zone stops~
Suddenly, Shadow sensed something heading right for the Tornado.
"Incoming!" the black hedgehog warned, teleporting off the plane via Chaos Control. A cannonball destroyed one half of the Tornado's wings, and thus the biplane started flying out of control. Tails flew out of the plane, but Wario and Waluigi started screaming as the plummeting plane headed straight for Angel Island. More specifically, it was heading for Dr. Eggman, Metal Sonic, Mecha Sonic, Orbot, and Cubot, all five of them hanging around the crashed and smoking Egg Mobile.
"Oh cool, a shooting star!" Cubot claimed, though only Orbot gave a glance to the incoming plane. "Make a wish before it kills us all!"
"I wish it wouldn't kill us all!" Orbot cried out. That's when a purple vortex appeared in front of the Tornado before it could crash. The instant the Tornado got sucked in, the portal vanished as swiftly as it appeared. Orbot sighed, the other three continued trying to fix the Egg Mobile, and Cubot just stared where the Tornado once was.
"Where'd the shooting star go?" Cubot wondered.
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~Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders starts twenty-four seconds in~
"WAAAAAAA!" both Wario and Waluigi shrieked as they exited the portal, arriving in space. Seconds later, another purple portal sucked them up and brought them to the reconstructed Oil Ocean Zone. Before the Tornado could land in the oil, yet another purple caught them and took them to the skies above Bikini Bottom.
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~Shooting Stars stops~
Shadow reappeared next to the wrecked Egg Mobile, catching everyone's attention.
"Doctor!" the black hedgehog exclaimed.
"Shadow!" Eggman shouted back. That's when Sonic raced onto the scene, knocking Orbot and Cubot over.
"Eggman!" Sonic yelled.
"Sonic!" Eggman yelled back.
... And then the purple portal returned, and thus the Tornado crashed not too far away from everyone. Thankfully, the crash wasn't too rough, and Wario and Waluigi leaped out of the wreckage unharmed.
"Wario!" Wario shouted.
"Waluigi!" Waluigi added.
"Narcissists!" Eggman yelled.
"Hypocrite!" Wario hollered.
"Hey, enough games, egghead! Tell us where you hid the Master Emerald!" Sonic demanded.
"I wish I stole the emerald, but right as we got here some maniac shot my Egg Mobile down with a cannonball!" the mad scientist answered. "They even ruined Metal Sonic's beautiful little seat!"
"If only they didn't nearly destroy me, otherwise I'd be thanking them," Metal Sonic uttered.
"Wait... if you got shot down too, then who-" Sonic wondered. However, another cannonball flew right into Wario's mouth and into his stomach.
"Waa, did you guys taste something?" Wario asked.
~Knuckles's Theme from Sonic & Knuckles starts to play~
That's when a poorly-drawn version of Knuckles with distorted face, a cannon for one of its arms, and the other arm having elongated yet bent up spikes on the back of its hand stepped out of the bushes.
"Mother of the Master Emerald! What is that?!" Eggman screamed.
"Relax doctor, it's just Knuckles but slightly uglier than usual," Shadow pointed out.
"You say that as though that isn't something to panic over!" the mad scientist cried.
"Hold up. Why does Knuckles look... off. Like, he looks like..." Sonic muttered.
~Knuckles's Theme stops as Who's The Boss from Sonic Mania starts~
And then Sanic leaped down from the treetops. Sonic cringed, realizing what was going on.
"... Sanic. So, you're back again with another one of your bootleg friends, huh? I bet you're probably the ones that swiped the Master Emerald too. Why can't just realize that you're the faker around here and leave everyone alone?" Sonic asked his meme counterpart.
"This red thing is NOT my friend," Sanic replied. "He is a ruthless, coldblooded predator. Originally just some hobo we found on an island back in our world, Teal- I mean I, Sanic Hegehog, mutated him into this demon, and he has only one purpose now... to kill a certain kind of people. Why don't you explain just who you must destroy, Knackeels?" After a moment of silence from the red, groaning echidna, Sanic slapped Knackeels on the back. After another moment of silence, Sanic twisted Knackeels's neck in a half-circle before twisting it back.
"Fakers..." Knackeels groaned.
"Waa, so he's gonna kill you?" Wario sarcastically asked. Both of the Wario Bros. started cackling and shaking their asses at Sanic and Knackeels.
"Shut up! I've had it with all the lies being spewed out of your mouths!" Sanic growled.
"Nah nah nah nah nah!" Wario chuckled, still shaking his butt along with Waluigi. Even Sonic joined in on the ass shaking.
"Can you people PLEASE stop shaking your butts around? It's disgusting!" Eggman complained.
"Agh! That's it! I'm going to make you eat those words!" the memehog yelled. Sanic pulled out some paper with words scribbled all over it and rushed up to Knackeels's distorted face. "And you are going to eat this script!" Sanic then crammed the paper into the poor creature's mouth. "Now, atta-"
~Who's The Boss stops as General Offensive... For Sky Deck from Sonic Adventure starts~
Shadow teleported right up to Sanic's face and punted the memehog away before he could finish his command. Shadow followed up by teleporting over towards the flying hedgehog and kicking him back to the ground.
"Mecha Sonic! Attack that impostor of Sonic and the red demon!" Eggman commanded. The tall Sonic robot obeyed, flying ahead alongside Wario, Waluigi, and the real Sonic. However, Sonic swiftly stopped right after he started running.
"Hey, wait. Where's Tails?" the blue hedgehog wondered.
~General Offensive... For Sky Deck stops~
Knackeels, now right next to Sonic, stared at the unaware blue hedgehog, eventually smacking Sonic away. Sonic slammed into a few trees until he landed right in one of the island's tide pools.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEELP I CAN'T SWIM!" Sonic shrieked, barely making a splash in the tiny waters... until he realized that he was just in a tide pool.
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Tails landed behind a bush near a clearing on the higher points of the island. Upon landing, Tails poked his face out of the small bush.
"Looks like I'm at the altar for the Master Emerald," Tails noted, finding the altar and a snoozing Knuckles before him. "Well, the other altar besides the one in Hidden Palace that Knuckles likes to move the Master Emerald to on occasion because-"
"Yes," GengarFan3 muttered, standing behind the fox. Tails spun around, slapping the idiotic crackfic writer's neck. Tails stared at GengarFan3 until the latter's head fell off.
"... What? How did his hea-" Tails muttered.
~Dr. Robotnik from Sonic Triple Trouble starts to play~
"EGGMAN!" Knuckles's voice boomed. Tails peered out towards the altar again, noticing that a mechanical copy of Dr. Eggman was standing before Knuckles. The "screen" zoomed into the robot Eggman for a brief moment, revealing that Teals was piloting the robot from within.
~Dr. Robotnik stops as Gator by Steve Belfer starts~
"What's up, old buddy?" the red enchidna asked the robot, instantly replacing his anger with happiness.
"I can tell where this is going..." Tails groaned.
"Er... hello there Knuckles," Teals said, his voice echoing out of the robot. "I come bearing bad news."
"What? What's the problem?"
"It's Sonic... he's the one who stole the Master Emerald!"
~Gator stops as Anxiety by Kevin MacLeod starts~
"He what?" Knuckles asked, a tinge of anger in his voice.
"Here it comes..." Tails uttered.
"He... he's the one who stole the... the Master Emerald," Teals repeated while sweating a bit. Knuckles's smile slowly turned into an enraged frown amidst all the silence.
~Anxiety stops as Devil's Call In Your Heart from F-Zero X starts~
"THAT DAMN HEDGEHOG! OF COURSE HE'S THE FUCKER WHO DECIDED TO STEAL MY EMERALD!" Knuckles punched the ground, creating a small crack that spread over even the Master Emerald's altar. Teals was sweating up a storm in his Eggman mech, a terrified look on his face. "Thank you for telling me, old friend! Now I'll go kill that son of a bitch, for once and for all!" Knuckles ran off, and Teals's robotic suit, as well as the poorly-drawn fox within, were paralyzed from fear.
"What in the name of the gods did I just unleash?!" Teals screamed within his mind.
~Devil's Call In Your Heart stops~
"Here we go yet again..." Tails complained before flying back to the shores of the island.
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~Cyber Track Zone, Act 3 from Sonic Advance 3 starts to play~
Shadow was running through the jungle of Angel Island, heading for Knackeels. The mutated echidna fired numerous cannonballs, and Shadow managed to dodge them all by sidestepping. Shadow curled up into a ball once he was a few feet from Knackeels, rolling into the red mutant's feet and knocking him over. Sonic followed up by using the Homing Attack on Knackeels three times. Upon Sonic's attempt at a fourth attack however, Knackeels managed to get Sonic part way into his cannon arm.
"Fakers..." Knackeels growled, landing on the ground. The red mutant stabbed Sonic with his lengthy spikes on his somewhat normal arm, infecting the blue hedgehog with a purple poison. With Sonic infected, Knackeels fired him out of the cannon. Sonic cleaved right through two trees before crashing into a third, thicker tree and falling back to the ground.
"Waa," Wario waa'd, heading towards Sonic alongside Waluigi.
"Hey War-" Sonic muttered, only for the Wario Bros. to just pass by. "Wario! Waluigi! Hello?!"
"Huh, wait?" Waluigi uttered before noticing the blue hedgehog. "Oh, it's just Sonic."
"Hey, both of you listen... that... red guy's got some toxins-"
"OK cool thanks for the info bye!" Wario blurted out. The two brothers raced off after Sanic and Knackeels, leaving Sonic to cough on the dust they stirred up.
~Cyber Track Zone, Act 3 stops as Fever from Super Smash Bros. Melee starts~
"Fear not, for Dr. Cubot is not in the house but rather on this boring island!" Cubot exclaimed, dressed like a doctor and holding one of those stick things that doctors use. "Say ahh!"
~Fever stops~
Sonic then proceeded to vomit all over Cubot. Despite all that, Cubot still stuck the stick deep into Sonic's throat for examination.
~Cyber Track Zone, Act 3 starts again~
Meanwhile, not too far away in the deeper ends of the jungle, Sanic and Shadow were racing alongside each other. Sanic leaped over towards Shadow, but the black hedgehog teleported away before the memehog punched the earth. Shadow reappeared and kicked Sanic from the side. While Sanic was flying away, Mecha Sonic appeared and sent Sanic right back with a dropkick. Both Shadow and Mecha Sonic kept tossing Sanic back and forth with kicks and punches until they both curled up into a ball and slammed into the living meme. The duo kept squishing Sanic between them for a few moments longer, but then sent him back to the ground with a double axe handle. Sanic created a small hole when he landed, and both Shadow and Mecha Sonic landed safely near said hole.
"To be quite honest, I can't help but find a tad bit of irony from all of thi-" Mecha Sonic said. Suddenly, one of Knackeels's cannonballs struck the tall Sonic robot in the back and sent him flying. Shadow raced over towards the mutated creature, but Knackeels decided to deliver a powerful punch to the ground, creating a large pillar of flames around him. Shadow stopped before he ran into the flame pillar, which gave Sanic the chance to emerge from the ground right beneath the real hedgehog. Once Shadow was high enough in the air, Sanic transformed into a ham leg.
"HAMMING ATTACK!" the fake hedgehog idiotically screeched. Sanic started a barrage of his Homing Attack knockoff attack, sending Shadow further and further back down to the island with every strike. Right before Shadow was about to slam into the ground, he teleported away and let Sanic fly right into the ground instead. Knackeels was aiming his cannon at the unaware hedgehog, yet Wario was charging right for the hellish mutation from behind while using the Shoulder Bash.
"Here we go!" Wario yelled right before he slammed into Knackeels. Wario bounced off the red mutant, and Knackeels just slid forward a bit. Knackeels was about to turn around, but Wario upchucked the cannonball he swallowed before and spat it into Knackeels's back, stunning the abomination long enough for Waluigi to arrive in front of Knackeels and start assaulting him with a combo of kicks, tennis racket smacks, and stomps. Waluigi finished the combo off by striking Knackeels underneath the chin with... an upwards finger poke. An upwards finger poke that didn't even knock the big red echidna into the air in the slightest.
"Waa, come on!" Waluigi cursed. Knackeels grabbed Waluigi, rammed the lanky loser into his cannon arm, and spun around to face Wario.
"WALUIGI LAUNCHER!" a mysterious voice exclaimed.
"Oh no!" Wario nervously remarked, just like how he did in Wario World.
"Fakers..." Knackeels growled again. Waluigi was launched out of the cannon, and both of the Wario Bros. started screaming. Wario barely avoided Waluigi, but grabbed onto his brother's feet, flying off into the distance with him. Knackeels trudged off after the brothers while Sonic ran after the mutant.
"Hey! Where're you going, ya big dri-" the blue hedgehog muttered...
~Cyber Track Zone, Act 3 stops again as Knuckles Boss from Sonic Advance 2 starts~
... before he skidded to a stop, barely dodging Knuckles as the red echidna slammed his fist into the earth right in front of Sonic.
"Oh great, just what I needed. More meatheads joining the fight," Sonic groaned while Knackeels leaped to the treetops of Angel Island's jungle.
"Shut the hell up Sonic! I'm going to fucking slaughter you for stealing the Master Emerald! For real this time!" the edgy echidna roared.
"What a surprise, you think I stole the Master Emerald again just because some random person told you that I did," Sonic sarcastically remarked.
"It was no random person! It was my best friend, Dr. Eggman!" Knuckled retorted.
"Eggman! I thought you said that you didn't ste-" the blue hedgehog growled at the mad scientist, who was cowering in fear behind the nearly fixed Egg Mobile.
"I absolutely did not steal the Master Emerald and I didn't tell him anything! I swear! Now keep that vile creature away from me!" Eggman shrieked while Orbot finished up on rebuilding the Egg Mobile.
"Yeah, I saw someone disguised as Eggman lie to Knuckles about the Master Emerald," Tails stated, arriving right behind Sonic.
"The only one spreading lies is you and Sonic! And now I'll kill both of you!" Knuckles growled. The red echidna lunged forward, but both Sonic and Tails easily dodged the attack. Sonic charged up and released a quick Spin Dash to knock Knuckles into the air and let Tails slap him into the ground with his two tails. With Knuckles temporarily immobilized, Tails landed right next to Sonic.
"By the way... Sanic's here. Wouldn't surprise me if that weird clone of you was the one in that Eggman disguise," Sonic told Tails.
"What the FUCK is a Sanic?!" Knuckles shouted. He poked his head out of the ground and discovered Mecha Sonic, who was stomping one foot on Sanic's body over and over. "What?! WHAT?! THERE'S THREE SONICS NOW?! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Suddenly, a spire of flames erupted around Knuckles, yet the flames didn't damage the feral echidna.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Eggman shrieked.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Cubot repeated.
"Aaaaaaaaah," Metal Sonic sarcastically repeated.
"Huh..." Orbot sighed, only taking a quick glance at the flaming spire before bringing his attention back to the Egg Mobile. The flame spire faded, and Knuckles leaped out of his hole of shame.
"I REFUSE TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF THESE BLUE CRIMINALS! I'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!" Knuckles raced over to the two Sonic fakers and punched Mecha Sonic back to the Egg Mobile.
"Oh, thank you f-" Sanic said to Knuckles until the homicidal echidna started punching Sanic where Mecha Sonic was just stomping. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GET OFF M-" Suddenly, Teals slapped Knuckles over to the Egg Mobile, scaring Eggman and Cubot into retreating elsewhere. "... me. Teals! Is that the guardian of this island you were supposed to trick?!"
"Yes! And he started getting violent the instant I told him that Sonic stole the Master Emerald! He's just an insane monster!" Teals answered. That's when Sonic slammed into Sanic at high speeds, sending the meme faker away a bit. Tails smacked Teals in the face with his tails, and Teals smacked Tails in the face with just his hand. The two just kept slapping each other right next to the Egg Mobile, with Orbot still focused on fixing it and Metal Sonic watching the two foxes fight.
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~Knuckles Boss stops as Hard Times by the Jetzons starts~
Waluigi was finally losing speed and falling back down with Wario in the Ice Cap Zone. Thankfully, they only suffered a small fall, for they landed on top of a snowy mountain. However, Knackeels landed right behind them not long after their landing.
"WAA!" the weird duo screamed, falling over the edge of the steep slope. Wario managed to land on his back and keep sliding down that way while Waluigi landed on top of his brother and ride him like a snowboard. Crash Bandicoot appeared, sliding alongside Wario and Waluigi by using Dr. Neo Cortex as a snowboard. Wario and Waluigi waved to the orange bandicoot, who waved back, but Knackeels interrupted by landing between the two duos.
"Back off, loser!" Waluigi demanded. He served up a tennis ball at Knackeels, but the red mutant merely caught the tennis ball with his one semi-normal arm. "Will you stop shrugging of my attacks and just get defeated already?! We're supposed to beat you!"
"Yeah, buzz off, freak!" Wario added.
"Fakers..." Knackeels groaned yet again, crushing the tennis ball.
~Hard Times stops as Be Cool, Be Wild, And Be Groovy... For Ice Cap from Sonic Adventure starts~
Knackeels then leaped towards the Wario Bros., throwing them off course and down another sloop filled with pine trees, rocks, and Badniks.
"WAA!" both Wario and Waluigi screamed again. The dimwit duo slid around all the trees, leaped over the rocks, and Waluigi smacked away all the Badniks with his tennis racket, all while Knackeels kept leaping towards them and shaking the mountain. Knackeels's constant quakes eventually caused an avalanche that only Crash and Cortex noticed.
"WHY?! WHY MUST THIS DAY GET EVEN WORSE?!" Cortex cried out. Meanwhile, three Penguinator Badniks were talking to each other not too far ahead of Wario, Waluigi, and everyone else.
"I'm bored," one Penguinator remarked before everyone swiftly and loudly slid by them.
"You wanna kill those guys just for the heck of it?" another Penguinator asked.
"Sure," the first Penguinator answered. All three penguin robots dropped down on their bellies and slid after the other snowboarders yet in front of the avalanche. Speaking of Wario and Waluigi, now that the trees and rocks had become much more sparse, they only slid out of the way for Knackeels, who kept crashing down right where they were, but missed every time thanks to Wario and Waluigi's swift dodging.
"Ah, delicious! Plenty of fresh meat!" Rusty Walrus's voice echoed before the anthromorphic walrus, riding a giant polar bear, fell from the sky and landed behind the Penguinator trio and the avalanche. Dr. Cortex started shrieking unholy shrieks of fear at the sight of everything right behind him, yet everyone else remained unaware. Knackeels leaped in front of the Wario Bros., but before the red mutant could even land, Waluigi leaped up above Knackeels, with Wario somehow still clinging onto Waluigi's feet. Waluigi slammed Wario into the red mutant, somehow not damaging his brother yet knocking the mutant down. Knackeels uncontrollably rolled off the mountain as a snowball, and Waluigi and Wario landed, both on their feet this time.
~Be Cool, Be Wild, And Be Groovy... For Ice Cap stops~
"Wahoo! That loser's finally gone!" Wario cheered. Waluigi however actually noticed the incoming chaos.
"Waa!" Waluigi shrieked.
"What's up, Wal-" Wario muttered before turning around and noticing the chaos himself. Aside from the stuff that had already arrived before, SpongeBob sliding on his tongue, despite the fact that he had a helmet filled with water on, Patrick Star, also wearing a water helmet, sliding on his butt, Sandy Cheeks riding half a clam shell, Squidward, who was naked and screaming, and Vile riding in a bathtub, Snorlax sliding down on his belly, Fang the Weasel riding his Marvelous Queen, and Popple riding on a large sack filled with something were also heading right for the two brothers.
"Hey Wawio! Hey Waluiti!" SpongeBob greeted the duo, his voice muffled from, well, sliding on his tongue.
"OH MY GOD!" Wario screeched in his original Mario Party voice. Waluigi started doing his weird ass air swimming to flee from the chaos, and Wario grabbed onto Waluigi's feet. The two very sluggishly flew back towards Angel Island's jungle.
~Battle! Team Magma/ Team Aqua from Pokémon: Omega Ruby/ Alpha Sapphire starts to play~
Speaking of the jungle, smoke and some embers were billowing out from the treetops as the battle within got worse. Sonic and Sanic were racing right for each other, anger in their eyes. The two blue blurs leaped up, with Sonic curled up in a ball and Sanic transforming into a ham leg again, and then slammed into each other. The two bounced off of the other before slamming into each other time and time again. Teals, who was running away from the fight, had to dodge every time the two blue creatures got near him. Teals leaped over a fallen, burning log, slid underneath a tree that was falling, and avoided a large boulder during his escape from Sonic and Sanic. Eventually, the two blue creatures started attacking each other away from the meme fox, allowing Teals to stop and take a breather.
"Incoming!" Wario yelled seconds before he crushed and flattened Teals. Waluigi safely landed right behind his brother. "Hey Waluigi, get your racket ready!"
"OK!" the lanky weirdo replied, bring out his tennis racket again. Wario started charging up a Shoulder Bash, with his legs running in place and in a figure-eight formation.
"Here I go!" the fat wacko yelled. Waluigi smacked Wario in the back with the tennis racket, and Wario ran off.
~Battle! Team Magma/ Team Aqua stops as At Rest by Kevin MacLeod starts~
However, Waluigi's tennis racket snapped in half as soon as it touched Wario. Waluigi held the two pieces in his hand, sobbing. Even the flattened Teals was crying a bit.
~At Rest stops~
"Just kidding!" Waluigi happily exclaimed, facing the "screen". "This isn't my real tennis racket! This was one of my many fake backups! Now if only I knew why was I was pretending to talk to someone right in front of me when no one's there."
"You mean only one of your fake tennis rackets got destroyed again? And you threw a fit over this one too?!" Plankton, who came out of nowhere, questioned. Waluigi just stomped on Plankton before running off. "And yet again I get squished and flattened. Oh well, at least I'm not alone with time."
"What's up?" Teals asked in response.
~Battle! Team Magma/ Team Aqua starts again~
Wario kept speeding ahead, running through and shattering the same large boulder Teals just dodged, and leaped over the fallen tree. Wario then slammed into Sanic, sending him flying away a bit, and nearly charged into Sonic as well. The yellow plumber kept going, and he nearly ran into Mecha Sonic and Shadow as well, but both dodged with ease. However, Wario did manage to slam into Metal Sonic, sending him off to where Sanic landed. Next in Wario's path was Knuckles, who was strangling Tails.
"This is what you get for siding with the blue son of a bi-" Knuckles cursed. However, Tails managed to free himself by kicking Knuckles. Already in the air after being let out of Knuckles's grasp, Tails flied upwards a bit, allowing Wario to slam into Knuckles as well. Before Knuckles could fly too far off, Tails flew after the red echidna, grabbed him by the feet, and tossed him back to the very spot where he was just strangling Tails. Meanwhile, Wario ran into a hallow tree that had a large hole left in the tree's base. Wario was even able to run up alongside the hallowed tree's interior until he reached another hole, which lead out to a large branch. Wario ran to the edge before jumping down a delivering a powerful punch right onto Knuckles.
~Battle! Team Magma/ Aqua stops again~
Wario leaped off of Knuckles before posing just like his Super Smash Bros. Ultimate artwork.
"Aw yeah! Wario w-" the yellow plumber of chaos exclaimed before Sonic and Shadow rushed by, their extreme speed forcing Wario to lose balance and fall over. "ANNN!"
~Chaos Angel Zone - Map from Sonic Advance 3 starts to play~
"RAAAHGH! THAT'S IT! YOU DAMN SONICS HAVE PUSHED ME INTO USING PLAN B!" Knuckles screeched, crawling out of his hole. The maniacal echidna raced over to a lone, damaged Warp Point orb partially hidden within some bushes. "I'm going to..."
~Chaos Angel Zone - Map stops as Chaos Angel Zone, Act 1 from the same game starts~
"... BURN THIS WHOLE ISLAND TO THE GROUND, JUST TO FINALLY BE RID OF YOU!" As everyone aside from Mecha Sonic and Cubot started screaming in response to Knuckles's plan, he leaped on top of the damaged Warp Point. Right before he was teleported up to Sky Sanctuary Zone, he punched the orb, shattering it into pieces yet still allowing him to go to his destination. Tails was the first to stop screaming and noticed that everyone around him that weren't Mecha Sonic and Cubot were just running around in panic.
"GUYS! Stop panicking! We won't be able to leave the island if we keep panic-" Tails muttered before Cubot interrupted.
"Wait, didn't Orbot just finish fixing the Egg Mobile though?" The completely fixed Egg Mobile shined whilst the yellow robot stood next to it. Eggman, Orbot, and Cubot swiftly crammed themselves into the main seat of the floating craft before it started floating up in the air again.
"Well, it wasn't so nice knowing you all, so goodbye," Eggman chuckled while Mecha Sonic started flying over to the Egg Mobile.
"Hope you guys live!" Cubot stated. The Egg Mobile the flew off to where Metal Sonic landed before, with Mecha Sonic following right behind it. Tails started at the fleeing Egg Mobile with an irritated look in his face before he and Teals stared at the still panicking Wario and Waluigi with the same irritated look. It wasn't until Teals rapidly slapped both of them several times over that they stopped panicking.
"Listen up, you two!" Tails yelled as Plankton drove off the island in a hovercraft. "We need you two to find Sonic and Shadow and tell them what Knuckles is going to do while I stay back here to fix the Tornado so we can leave!"
"No! We'll stay here to fix that lousy plane! I have plenty of experience with building AND flying planes!" Wario stated.
"Waa, yeah, and he can fix them up real fast too!" Waluigi added.
"Let me show you!" the yellow weirdo said.
~Chaos Angel Zone, Act 1 stops as Waluigi Pinball/ Wario Stadium (Final Lap) from Mario Kart DS starts~
Both of the idiotic plumbers slid on over to the broken Tornado in the blink of an eye.
"Screw!" Wario demanded. Waluigi swiftly gave his brother a single screw. "Screw driver!" Waluigi handed over a screw in a tiny go-kart. "Rocky Wrench!" Waluigi pulled out a screaming Rocky Wrench and handed it over. "Gun!" Waluigi gave Wario an gatling gun. "Alright, here we go!" Wario started smacking the Tornado with a hammer he pulled out of nowhere, followed by Waluigi smacking the plane with his tennis racket, Wario bouncing up and down and all around on it with his butt, Wario shooting up the Tornado with the gatling gun, and finally the yellow dunce throwing a Bob-omb at the poor plane.
~Waluigi Pinball/ Wario Stadium (Final Lap) stops~
Once the dust from the explosion settled, it was revealed that the Tornado had somehow not only been completely repaired, but also transformed into a copy of Wario's old and forgotten plane, the Bulldog.
"O... OK?" Tails uttered.
"Anyways, let's find those stupid hedgehogs," Wario stated right before the Wario Car, with its wings already jutting out from the sides, fell from the sky next to Waluigi.
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Sonic and Shadow were running atop the rusty remains of the Flying Battery Zone, which just so happened to be in the almost as deteriorated Launch Base Zone. With a short leap, the two landed on the top of the ruined battleship, overlooking most of the surrounding area.
"Let's see... if I was Sanic, where would I-" Sonic said...
... before Sanic crash landed between the two legitimate hedgehogs.
"... be." While Sanic squirmed around during his attempt to get back up, Metal Sonic arrived and pinned the memehog down by the neck.
"Get off me, faker number two!" Sanic demanded.
"Maybe he'll get off of you once you tell us where you hid the Master Emerald, copycat," Sonic remarked.
"Listen, we just hired two thieves to run off with that thing so we could trick that red maniac into trying to kill you, and I have no idea where they went!" Sanic squealed.
"I have to admit, that's a good planning for killing Sonic... and potentially dooming the entire planet, and perhaps even universe," Shadow commented. The black hedgehog turned his head towards the sea, only to discover a steamboat heading away from the island. "Excuse me for a moment." Shadow used Chaos Control to teleport away from the metal ruins again.
~Beneath Pi'illo Castle from Mario & Luigi: Dream Team starts to play~
Meanwhile, inside the steamboat was Mickey Mouse, piloting the ship while he did a ridiculous dance. On the outside of the steamboat were Popple and Fang, both of them staring at the large sack Popple had. The Beanish thief pulled the large object within out, revealing that said object was the Master Emerald.
"We did it! We snagged that giant emerald without a hitch! And now it's all Popple's, see?!" the Beanish thief exclaimed.
"Yours?!" Fang growled. The purple weasel pulled out his cork-firing popgun and aimed it right at Popple's smiling face.
"Yes," Popple argued, pulling out a Thompson machine gun while still holding his smile.
~Beneath Pi'illo Castle stops~
Whilst Fang started screeching in fear, Shadow appeared right behind Mickey Mouse and knocked him out with a roundhouse kick. Shadow teleported again, this time appearing behind Popple before kicking him and Fang into the ocean. With those three out of the way, Shadow leaped onto the Master Emerald and teleported away again...
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~Lava Reef Zone, Act 2 from Sonic Mania starts to play~
... before reappearing on the Master Emerald's altar within the Hidden Palace. Shadow used Chaos Control yet again as soon as he felt the quakes from the island rising back into the sky.
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~Lava Reef Zone, Act 2 stops~
"Well, looks like Shadow put the Master Emerald back where it belongs," Sonic remarked right before the black hedgehog appeared right behind him.
"OK cool thanks for the info now hurry up and get in!" Wario demanded, sitting in the Wario Car with Waluigi as the car floated above the wreckage of the Flying Battery. Meanwhile, Tails just dove down in the Tornado. Sonic and Shadow leaped onto the biplane's wings before the plane started flying away from the doomed island.
"You too, Metal Sonic!" Eggman said, with him and his entire gang right next to Metal Sonic. The shorter Sonic robot groaned and got in, but that allowed Sanic to get up. But before Sanic could do anything, Wario shot him with the Dinner Blaster, sending the meme to sea.
"Sayonara, Sanic the loser!" Waluigi shouted before the Wario Car, the Egg Mobile, and Mecha Sonic flew after the Tornado.
~Sky Sanctuary Zone, Modern Act from Sonic Generations starts to play~
Right above them, in the Sky Sanctuary Zone, Knuckles had finally arrived at the button that would ignite the whole island.
"Sayonara, Sonic the embodiment of evil!" the maniacal echidna maniacally yelled before pressing the button. The whole island below instantly got engulfed in blue flames, but Wario, Waluigi, and everyone else trapped on the island were already a long distance away from Angel Island.
... All except for Knackeels, who was running towards the shoreline while flames covered him.
"Fakers!" the mutant yelled in agony. He dropped down from the floating island and into the waters below, which Wario and Waluigi took note of.
"Waa! Loser can't even swim!" Waluigi pointed out. However, Knackeels emerged from the ocean right afterwards, wearing water wings. Teals, Popple, and Fang rose out of the ocean too, the former holding onto Sanic.
~Sky Sanctuary Zone, Modern Act stops~
With everyone nearly out of sight from the island, all that could be heard were the crackles from the flames and the screams of innocent animals.