A quick note before we begin: THANK YOU ALL FOR ONE YEAR
Class 1-A
Izzy M- Izuku Midoriya
Bomberman - Katsuki Bakugo
Sonic - Tenya Iida
Ninja Mina - Mina Ashido
Bass Bitch - Kyoka Jiro
Froppy - Tsuyu Asui
Tentacle Hentai - Mezo Shoji
Thermostat - Shoto Todoroki
Discount Sue Storm - Toru Hagakure
Wayne - Hanta Sero
Garth - Denki Kaminari
Knuckles - Eijiro Kirishima
French Fry - Yuga Aoyama
Tails - Mashirao Ojiro
Deus Ex Machina - Momo Yaoyorozu
Anti-Grav - Ochaco Uraraka
Ultra Furry - Koji Koda
Sugar Daddy - Rikido Sato
Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami
Purple Haze - Hitoshi Shinso
Class 1-B
Battle Fist - Itsuka Kendo
Reptar - Setsuna Tokage
Poison Ivy - Ibara Shiozaki
My Little Pony - Pony Tsunotori
Literal Iron Man - Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Big Three
Swole Vault Boy - Mirio Togata
CutieDevil - Nejire Hado
Support
MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume
Civilians
Lesser Jedi - Inko Midoriya
Drunk Dragon - Hisashi Midoriya
UA Staff
Cryptic - Nezu
Offbrand Batman - Eraserhead
Banshee - Present Mic
Dr. Sleep - Midnight
White Mage - Recovery Girl
Eli - Vlad King
All Might - All Might
6:00 pm on a Saturday
THE MITTENS OF DISAPPROVAL
Cryptic: After the events of the last few days we have suspended classes while we increase security. We have also arrested Nieto Monoma for collaborating with the League of Villains.
Deus Ex Machina: What about Midoriya's condition?
White Mage: Aside from some cuts from the windows and his hip getting shattered in the accident he should make a full recovery.
Literal Iron Man: At least he's going to be ok.
My Little Pony: I wouldn't call a broken hip ok.
White Mage: Shattered, not broken.
Knuckles: When will he be discharged?
White Mage: About three hours ago. Apparently he was listening to Your Pussy's Glued To a Building On Fire by John Frusciante on repeat the whole time he was awake. They said it was amusing and sort of morbid at first then the other patients and doctors started complaining so they discharged him.
Ultra Furry: That's kind of messed up.
Tentacle Hentai: Even he's saying it.
Anti-Grav: Are all the cryptics coming out?
Tails: Sup.
Tsukuyomi: Revelry in the dark.
French Fry: What do you think?
Sugar Daddy: It's almost like some entity keeps forgetting about us.
Purple Haze: You guys do tend to blend into the background.
Bomberman: He does have a point.
Ninja Mina: Plus none of you guys do anything memorable outside of attacks and exams.
Wayne: Like last week for example, Kaminari and Kirishima accidentally started a craigslist orgy.
Dr. Sleep: YOU DID WHAT?
Offbrand Batman: Wait for it.
Froppy: Wait for what?
Banshee: You'll see.
Dr. Sleep: AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME?
Offbrand Batman: Midnight, there our students. Remember that.
Reptar: How did you manage that.
Knuckles: Well you see...
Garth: The thing is…
Bomberman: Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass decided to put a troll add on craigslist looking for something called a "Brazilian Porcupine" Unfortunately for them, they didn't make sure it was a real thing and they put Tweedle Dumbass' address down on the add. Turns out the Brazilian Porcupine is an actual sex act involving ten people and a shit ton of lube. Could have been worse.
Anti-Grav: How could it have been worse.
Bomberman: It could have been one of the moves with the word Alabama in the title.
Sonic: How can anything with Alabama in the title be worse?
Purple Haze: Every sex act on urban dictionary that has Alabama in the title includes either shit, piss, semen, vomit, incest or all of the above.
Deus Ex Machina: What the fuck is up with people from Alabama?
Garth: Probably the same thing as the Germans.
Knuckles: So that's why Germany is called the Alabama of Europe.
Purple Haze: That's unfair to compare the Germans to Alabama people.
Ninja Mina: Are you saying Alabama people are worse than Germans.
Purple Haze: I don't think Germany named their college football team after a euphemism to a woman's period.
Garth: Right, the Alabama Crimson Tide.
Purple Haze: Spot on Kaminari.
Garth: I was just joking around. That's their actual team name?
Purple Haze: It is. And Germany has never refused to show a movie because it had a gay character. Alabama theatres refused to show the live action Beauty And The Beast movie when it was released. Don't get me started on the Alabama cut of the Harry Potter movies. The whole thing is only like 30 minutes of a teen being mentaly abused by his adoptive family because they removed all references to magic and cut all eight movies together.
Bomberman: I know he made the last one up but he is right about Alabama.
Anti-Grav: Guess that's one place I'm not going.
Wayne: Better then Kaminari winning the award for smallest penis on the internet.
Ninja Mina: I'm pretty sure that was set up by Jiro and Midoriya as a prank.
Knuckles: How did you figure it out?
Ninja Mina: Because the presenter was Midoriya in a tv dad's sweater with a fake mustache, while the cameraman was Jiro speaking in a fake Italian accent while also wearing a fake mustache.
Deus Ex Machina: Speaking of, where is Jiro exactly?
Thermostat: Her and her parents are with the Midoriyas at the moment.
Discount Sue Storm: And you know this how?
Thermostat: Because when she left she said exactly where she would be, you just weren't paying attention.
Authors Note: I'm making this a three parter, mainly because I want to do a whole POV chapter with Izuku telling Jiro about the incident and some of the more dramatic plot points I put on the poll. Now, the answers for Chapter 41: Shigaraki's username was the name of the Prototype protagonist Alex Mercer, Toga's was a reference to the book Carmila, a vampire novela from 1872, twice was the obvious one, Spinner's was Lizard Priest based off the Goblin Slayer character, and Mr. Compress was Magic Man after the Adventure Time character. As for the Heroes Present Mic's was Banshee after the X-Man character who used his voice as a weapon, Midnight's was Dr. Sleep after the Stephen King novel of the same name, Vlad King's was Eli after the vampire protagonist from the 2004 novel Let The Right One In. The plan to attack a funeral was from Saints Row 2.
As Always
Later