Chapter 29:
"G. Gordon Godfrey officialGodfrey ✓
Jason Todd has been legally reinstated as alive. Find out more on the G. Gordon Godfrey show.
Buzzfeed News BuzzfeedOfficial ✓
Jason Tood is officially alive- but the question remains, Where was he the past few years?
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I've decided to do a Q&A
Wheat thins
Where have you been the past few years
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Trapped inside a chuck e cheese
Potato head
Did you actually die
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On the inside? Yes
What are those
What is your favorite pastime
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Annoying Bruce
A potato flew aroundmyroom
Whats your favorite color
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Black- like my soul (it's actually red)
Yeeter skeet
What are your thoughts on death?
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Death is a social construct
I Love Dick Grayson DickGstan
What do you look for in a woman
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Men
CASSANDRA CAIN westancass
Are you gay
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Im a lesbian
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Are you high right now
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Higher than the empire state
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Jason get off twitter
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Get off my back
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OOOOO burnnnnnn
What are those
Person: what do you look for in women
Jason: men
Me: ahh a fellow homosexual
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mood
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Honestly it's great that Jason is legally alive now because it means I can live tweet this stupidity
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Jason, about to break a rule: Rules are made to be broken
Tim: they were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken.
Jason: Uh, piñatas
Dick: Glow sticks.
Jason: Karate boards.
Dick: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Jason: Rules.
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Oh no
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F*ck
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Guys he did it, we're so dead oh no.
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:LKlkasdj;fklasjdf;lkasdjf;laskdjf
Bruce Wayne OfficialBWayne ✓
Jason what the f*ck
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I have no regrets
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Bruce: This is by far the stupidest thing you have ever done
Jason: hey, remember that time I died
Bruce: ….
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Oh no I think he's crying
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Ewwww feelings
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Ok im gonna leave now
What are those
Awww but the chaos
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No amount of chaos is worth going near this shit.
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Good news y'all
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I just witnessed the most amazing conversation ever
What are those
Omg what is it
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Dick: Tim, you know how to dance, right? I need a teacher.
Tim: of course
Dick: great there's a fancy gala coming up I have to go to and-
Tim: oh you mean like waltzing, ballroom dancing? No you'll have to talk to Cass
Dick: oh okay
Dick:
Dick: wait, what did you think I meant?
Tim: pole dancing
Dick: Okay I don't know if I'm more shocked that you can pole dance or if I'm more insulted that you thought for once second that I couldn't pole dance.
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This is hilarious
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Although I gotta say I didn't know Tim could pole dance
What are those
Wait what abt Dick
What are those
Did you know that Dick could pole dance
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I feel like Dick pole dancing is kinda just given ngl.
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Damian: *looking at Tim's cup*
Damian: What kind of tea is this?
Tim: oh, it's boiled Mountain Dew.
Damian: *stares at Tim*
Tim: Don't snitch
Damian: GRAYSONNNN
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I stg this is hilarious
Tim Drake officialTimD ✓
Is my suffering really this funny to you
Stephanie Brown stephB
Yes.
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Rude
What are those
Lmao
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Sometimes I'm thankful that I live in the more crime infested parts of Gotham
I Love Dick Grayson DickGstan
Why?
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I was walking back from the grocery store and I see Nightwing and he just screams "yeet" and a batarang is flying at a mugger
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… I call them wing dings
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…. Why
Red Hood ihatebatman
Ahhahahahhahahha
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Shut up you're a criminal
Red Hood ihatebatman
That right I take free samples twice
Red Hood ihatebatman
I love robbery and fraud
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…. Awwwwww
Red Hood ihatebatman
No. no awwww. Only grrrr
Poison Ivy savetheearth
Awwwww
Dr. Harley Quinn jokersucks
Awwww
What are those
Red Hood is baby
A potato flew aroundmyroom
awwww
Red Hood ihatebatman
I hate everyone" Jason read.
Jason was extremely annoyed. Yes being alive again as Jason Todd was great. But Red Hood was not "baby." Hell he had once cut the heads off drug dealers and put them in a duffle bag. What about him screamed "baby." It was absolutely ridiculous and he would not stand for it.
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