Episode 40: Forty Cakes Day
JANUARY 14th, 2019
~All-Star Rest Area from Super Smash Bros. For 3DS/ Wii U starts to play~
Isabelle was sitting on a couch in the giant living room that took up most of the Smasher's Palace's first floor, staring at one of the large flat-screen TVs.
"Coming up next, it's a fan favorite show! It's the classic "Two Brick Walls Arguing With Each Other"!" a voice boomed from the television.
"Ah... now this is what I deserve... watching a good show while knowing my popularity status is kept stable... in peace..." Isabelle cooed.
~All-Star Rest Area stops~
Suddenly, the whole palace began to shake, causing some screams in the other rooms.
"... and of COURSE I can't have that for TWO BLOODY SECONDS!" the yellow dog roared.
~Stadium - Wario City from Mario Super Sluggers starts to play~
That's when Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy Hand, Anna, and Zigzagoon came into the room.
"Waa-haa-haa! It's the day!" Waluigi cackled.
"What, is it the day you lunatics will finally die or something?" Isabelle angrily asked. Waluigi just responded by slamming his tennis racket on Isabelle's head.
"Actually... what IS going on today?" Anna wondered.
"Today's Forty Cakes Day!" Wario stated. "The day where we get to eat forty cakes!"
"Forty cakes?" Anna uttered.
"Forty cakes!" Waluigi happily repeated.
"Forty cakes?!" Isabelle angrily repeated.
"FORTY CAKES!" Crazy excitedly screeched.
"FORTY CAKES?! YOU INTERRUPTED MY PEACE FOR AN ARBITRARY HOLIDAY ABOUT FORTY CAKES?!" the female dog demonically roared.
"Yes," Wario calmly replied. "We've done this every year since 2017, and this year we're inviting most of our friends for the biggest celebration yet!"
"Waa... I remember the first Forty Cakes Day..." Waluigi uttered.
~Stadium - Wario City stops as Bouncy Wario from Wario Land 2 starts~
JANUARY 14th, 2017
Wario, Waluigi, Falco, and Crazy were in the Smasher's Palace for the fourth tournament. More specifically, they were in the palace's cafeteria. Falco was vomiting out all the cakes he had eaten, Crazy was just floating in the air, covered in cakes, Waluigi was passed out on the floor, and Wario was still happily scarfing down cakes.
~Bouncy Wario stops~
"Waa... nostalgia..." Waluigi sighed.
~Stonecarving City from Wario Land: Shake It! starts to play~
"We even go out of our way to meet each other every Forty Cakes Day just to celebrate!" Crazy informed.
"Wait, so you guys somehow managed to avoid telling me about this holiday and even somehow met up to celebrate it for two years?" Anna asked.
"Considering you weren't at the house for the past two Forty Cakes Days, we never had a reason to tell you," Wario pointed out.
"Oh yeah, fair point." That's when Lucario, Duck Hunt Dog, and Snake came in.
"Let me guess, it's that dreaded day Master Hand warned me about," Lucario groaned.
"No, just Forty Cakes Day," Falco said.
"It is that dreaded day then. In that case, I'll be heading to the nearest bunker for some peace and quiet." While Lucario left, Snake silently stood next to Anna.
"Uh... you aren't going to flirt with Wario by telling him to eat your "ca"-" the soldier uttered.
"Ew, hell no! I may be horny, but I have standards!" Anna exclaimed.
"Same, that stuff's just gross," Snake replied.
"Ayy, someone else who is horny but has standards," the red merchant said.
"Ayy," Snake repeated.
"How the actual gosh darn heck did a holiday like that come into existence anyways?" Duck Hunt Dog wondered.
~Stonecarving City stops as Bikini Bottom from SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom starts~
"Me, Patchy the pirate, and a few others created the holiday during the first annual "SpongeBob Multiverse" meeting we had earlier just a few days prior to the first actual Forty Cakes Day. I even still have the photo we took of the treaty we made for it," Crazy stated before pulling out a photo for Duck Hunt Dog to see. In the photo were Crazy, Patchy, Barry B. Benson, and Elise from Nohr holding the treaty in Patchy's house, despite a fire burning up one of the curtains in Patchy's house.
"So... a SpongeBob fan club made a holiday that has... nothing to do with SpongeBob?" the dog inquired.
"Yep!" Crazy chirped.
"Alright, enough reminiscing, more walking over to the cafeteria so we can start some eating!" Wario demanded.
~Bikini Bottom stops~
Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy, Anna, Duck Hunt Dog, Snake, and Zigzagoon stepped out of the large living room and into the hallway that connected the large room to both the main entrance to the Smasher's Palace and the cafeteria. However, as soon as they did, Eggman rushed out of the cafeteria, dragging a cart with all forty cakes made for the holiday.
"The cakes!" Master Hand yelled from the cafeteria while Eggman exited the palace.
~Wario Battle - Phase 1 from Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins starts to play~
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Wario and Waluigi blared from their large mouths. Them and their gang then raced after the mad man with the master plan, and both Master Hand and Chef Kawasaki followed after them.
"I can't believe you harassed them just because they thought that there are too many Fire Emblem characters in Smash!" Pikachu scolded Pichu, who looked a little sad, outside of the palace. "What if they did that to you?"
"I'm surprised it took you this long to figure out that incident Pichu started," Lucario told Pikachu, passing by the two electric siblings.
~Wario Battle - Phase 1 stops as Gotta Go Fast by Norman J. Grossfeld and Russell Velázquez starts~
That's when Eggman sped past the three Pokémon, rushing by so fast that his speed knocked Lucario over. Wario, Waluigi, and the rest of the chasers raced by a mere second later.
"And the Forty Cakes Day chaos begins..." Lucario groaned. Eggman kept racing ahead, eventually catching up to Sonic, who had been running through the Smash Grounds for fun, and trampled over his nemesis, though Eggman was unaware, for he kept staring back at the mob behind him.
"So Knuckles is still locked in that cage in the basement?" Tails asked Shadow, the two of them not too far ahead from Eggman.
"Considering how violent that moron is, he probably already escaped, maybe even within the first few hours of his imprisonment," the black hedgehog remarked. Eggman and the angry mob then zipped by, and eventually Eggman ran over and flattened Mario and Luigi. Unalike the case of Sonic, where they ran around his flattened body, Wario and Waluigi's mob trampled over the Mario Bros. during their chase. Soon enough, Mecha Sonic opened the gates for Eggman and shut them again once the mad scientist made it through. As the angry mob tried to tear down the gates, Eggman pulled the cart of cakes onto the somewhat large ship he arrived in before taking off with the flying machine.
~Gotta Go Fast stops~
"NOOOOOOO! OUR CAKES!" Crazy squealed while spazzing as the flying machine and Mecha Sonic zoomed out of sight.
"How did this tragedy happen?!" Falco cried.
"He stole them the instant I stopped looking at them!" Master Hand informed. "Right when I looked away, he zoomed right into the cafeteria, swiped the cart, and dashed right back out!"
"So you mean to tell me that Dr. Eggman managed to land a big battleship right in front of the Smash Grounds, sneaked right in, and, when no one was looking, Eggman took forty cakes?" Lucario asked, approaching the mob.
"He took forty cakes!" Wario yelled.
"That's as many as four tens!" Waluigi idiotically pointed out.
"And that's-" Falco exclaimed.
"Stupid," Isabelle, who had just arrived, growled.
"... Uh, I'm pretty sure you were supposed to say "terrible"," Crazy said.
"Eh, terrible is also a fitting word for you lunatics I guess," the female dog remarked. Wario grabbed her by the waist and chucked her over the Smash Grounds's gates and out into the outside world.
"Well, I guess you four won't be having your "holiday" after all," Lucario remarked. "And I won't have to lock myself up in a bunker."
"Like we're just gonna let that stupid loser Eggman steal our cakes and get away with it! We're gonna find him!" Wario growled.
"We're gonna get our cakes back!" Waluigi added.
"And we're going to boil that Eggman in boiling lava for taking my beautiful creations from me," Chef Kawasaki ominously claimed.
"Yeah OK sure whatever. Who wants to join the hunt for Eggman?!" Wario asked.
~Gotta Go Fast starts again~
Lucario used the move Extreme Speed to leap over the gates and a long ways away from the Smash Grounds. Meanwhile, not too far ahead of Lucario was Isabelle, who just limped her way into a random bunker. Right after she entered the building however, Lucario arrived and punted her back over to the Smash Grounds before he shut the bunker's single door and locked it tight.
~Gotta Go Fast stops~
"Wow, for once Lucario's not just helping out, but he's even got a head start! Cool!" Wario stupidly remarked.
"I really don't think he-" Anna said before Duck Hunt Dog interrupted.
"I might as well tag along. I feel like I haven't done enough with you guys lately."
"Same," Snake added.
"Same," Crazy repeated.
"Same," Falco repeated again.
"I... actually, yeah, same," Anna muttered.
"Have you all been more apart from Wario and Waluigi lately?" Master Hand questioned.
"Yeah, and sometimes it's for the best that it's just the two of us. Waa," Waluigi answered.
"And considering the Wario Bros. have just seemed like they were there for a while instead of being the main characters, it was for the best," GengarFan3 stated, standing on the gates.
"Shut up!" Wario shouted. The yellow plumber pulled out the Dinner Blaster and vaporized GengarFan3's head with a single shot of spaghetti. The idiotic crackfic writer's body then fell down, landing right on Snake's feet. Snake, disgusted at the corpse, threw it behind him, and thus GengarFan3's body landed on top of Isabelle.
"I will go to give that maniacal mortal fool the suffering he deserves," Kawasaki uttered.
"Is it too late to join in on the "same" spamming?" Sonic asked Duck Hunt Dog and Snake while he and Lucina approached.
"Yes," Falco answered.
"Alright, that's enough people, let's go beat Eggman's butt!" Waluigi hollered. Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy, Anna, Duck Hunt Dog, Snake, Lucina, Zigzagoon, Sonic, and Chef Kawasaki dashed out of the grounds, leaving a huge storm of dust in their wake. Isabelle coughed up a lot, forcing Master Hand to fan the dust away with his body. However, once the dust cleared up, it was revealed to the world that Isabelle had already been covered in dust, despite the fact that everything else had stayed clean.
XxXx
~Dr. Eggman's Theme from Sonic Adventure starts to play~
"Ohohoho!" Eggman cackled. The mad and fat scientist was in the main control room of the Death Egg, which had its exterior in bad shape. "It went so perfectly! Those fools didn't even notice I was running off with their cakes until it was too late!"
"Yes, and now they're going to just come here to steal the cakes back," Orbot pointed out, coming into the room with Cubot.
"Ha! As if they'd come here soon enough! Besides, even if they do, they'd have to get through all the cannons we built to deal with Sonic and the rest of those pesky Smashers in case they ever decided to drop by again!"
"You mean the same cannons Weegee smashed up alongside a good amount of this joint back in December?" Cubot asked without a hint of sarcasm in his voice.
"Oh no Cubot, he wasn't referring to the same exact cannons a certain someone hasn't bothered to fix," Orbot replied, actually being sarcastic.
"No, Cubot's right. I forgot those cannon's hadn't been fully fixed yet," Eggman said, followed by a brief pause before talking again. "Now go and actually fix those cannons, Orbot!"
"Good grief..." the rounded robot groaned.
~Dr. Eggman's Theme stops~
"We have company," Metal Sonic said as he tugged on Eggman's arm.
~Outlaw! from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Time/ Darkness starts to play~
Metal Sonic pointed to the large computer screen, where live footage of Wario, Waluigi, Anna, Duck Hunt Dog and Zigzagoon in the Wario Car, Crazy flying while curled up in a fist, Falco in his Arwing, and Snake, Lucina, Sonic, and Chef Kawasaki riding on a Warp Star flying right for the Death Egg.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Eggman shrieked. The mad scientist kept shrieking as he grabbed Metal Sonic, Orbot, and Cubot, and even as he ran throughout the Death Egg, grabbing Mecha Sonic, who was lounging on a bed, Tails Doll, who was just T-Posing, and Jimmy the Motobug, who was playing Go Fish with an Egg Pawn.
~Outlaw! stops~
"I win!" the Egg Pawn shouted as soon as Eggman and his collected robots zipped out of the room.
~Outlaw! starts again~
With all of the robots he wanted somehow in his arms, Eggman rushed into one of the red whale battleships from his Egg Fleet and flew out of the Death Egg with it, all while still screaming.
~Outlaw! stops again~
Once the mob noticed the red whale battleship flying out of and away from the Death Egg, everyone stopped, with Wario slamming his face on the Wario Car's wheel.
One Hour Later...
~Dr. Eggman's Theme starts again~
"Muwahahaha! NOW those fools won't even be able to find me!" Eggman cackled, hiding within his dark base at Green Hill Zone. "Definitely not in time to put an end to my plan!"
"Yes, I'm positive that they won't figure out you're hiding here," Orbot sarcastically said.
"What even IS your plan, boss?" Cubot asked.
"That's something you'll find out in due time! I'm keeping it as much of a surprise as possible!"
"Why are you keeping it a surprise from your own robots though?" the yellow robot wondered.
"Why are you asking so many questions?!"
"Because I feel like it."
"Oh... for the love of..."
~Dr. Eggman's Theme stops again as The House Of Leaves by Kevin MacLeod starts~
Suddenly, Shrek slid right behind Eggman, his eyes glowing red. Eggman could feel the ogre breath down his neck. Both the mad scientist and Orbot were shivering in fear while Cubot pulled out his autograph book so that Shrek could sign it.
"OH HELLO THERE!" the ogre's voice boomed, echoing through the entire base. However, none of the robots there besides Orbot gave a single damn.
~The House Of Leaves stops~
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Eggman shrieked again. He ran around the entire base and grabbed all of his most important robots again before fleeing in the red whale battleship... again. The very instant Eggman left the base, the lights turned on by themselves, and thus Shrek's glowing eyes returned to normal.
XxXx
~Welcome To Station Square from Sonic Adventure starts~
Everyone who went out after Eggman were in Station Square, right by the train station. Sonic was busy answering a phone call, and nearly everyone else were around the blue hedgehog, but Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy, and Zigzagoon were staring out at sea. The gang of morons and weirdos noticed Eggman's red whale battleship flying across the sea in the far distance, so Wario pulled out the Dinner Blaster and fired without aiming. The burning plate of spaghetti missed its target and instead hit a seagull. The seagull plummeted until it landed on a very small island, where it exploded and covered the whole island in a mushroom cloud. Only Wario, Waluigi, and their friends beside them noticed the explosion, for even the citizens walking along the shoreline just kept going about their usual lives.
"Well, our spy says Eggman was at Green Hill, but left as soon as he discovered our spy," Sonic informed everyone around him.
"So... we have no idea where he's at now?" Anna asked as the red whale ship finally vanished out of view behind the crowd.
"Nah, he's gonna be at Chemical Plant Zone if he isn't at the Death Egg or Green Hill," the blue hedgehog groaned. Suddenly, another phone rang. Sonic whipped out the other cell phone and held it up to his other ear. "Hey Shadow, what's up?"
~Welcome To Station Square stops as Final Destination from Super Smash Bros. Brawl starts~
That's when the "screen" split in half diagonally. One end stuck with Sonic, while the new end showed Shadow in a burning Chemical Plant Zone.
"Yeah, no, the doctor's not here either. Unsurprisingly, Knuckles escaped from the cell Master Hand imprisoned him in yesterday for burning down Angel Island, and now he's on a rabid hunt for us all," the black hedgehog informed. "And as a result of his ongoing violent hunt, he set Chemical Plant ablaze."
"I'm a Blaze," Blaze the cat remarked, appearing next to Shadow.
"LIES!" A Blaze from the Nether screamed in Berkut's voice as it emerged from some nearby flames. Meanwhile, Tails flew in and landed next to Shadow as well.
"You can even see the fire from miles away, so even if Eggman does try to come here, he'll see the flames and head somewhere else," the young fox added while Weegee and Malleo casually walked behind Tails, Shadow, and Blaze.
~Final Destination stops as Welcome To Station Square starts again~
That's when the call ended and the "screen" returned to just focusing on Station Square.
"OK everyone, good news and bad news. Good news is that we don't have to check out some terrible dump that Eggman's obsessed with. Bad news is, because we don't have to check that awful place out, that means we no longer have a good idea as to where he is," Sonic said, putting the two phones away.
"Looks like we'll have to split up and check out various other places he could be hiding out at," Duck Hunt Dog said.
"Yep, exactly," Sonic replied, pulling out a few maps. "Hey Wario, Waluigi, Falco! Come over here!"
"Waa," Wario uttered. While Waluigi and Falco just walked towards Sonic like normal people, Wario rolled backwards until he was right up to Sonic, and somehow even faced the blue hedgehog. "What is it?"
"You three should head over to a place called Rail Canyon Zone to see if Eggman's hiding out around there," Sonic said. The blue hedgehog handed the trio a map that showed not just how to get to Rail Canyon, but that it wasn't too far away from Station Square. "You just need to fly ov-"
~Welcome To Station Square stops again~
Yet Wario, Waluigi, and Falco were already flying over the city, almost out of sight.
"So... uh, Sonic? I know that pulling stuff out of nowhere isn't exactly a new thing, but how DO you manage to hide things like that anyways? You don't even have pockets to do that with," Snake wondered. Sonic stared at his hands for a moment, unsure of the answer himself.
"I don't know Snake. And it might be for the best that I never do."
XxXx
GengarFan3, already resurrected, was dancing with two Murkrow and Fake Crash on top of one of the tall rock formations in Rail Canyon Zone. As the four danced, the Wario Car flew right by them.
"Wait a minute... oh no! We just got separated from the rest of our friends again!" Waluigi cried out.
"Grr!" Wario growled. He pulled out the Dinner Blaster, turned around, and vaporized GengarFan3's head again with another plate of burning spaghetti. GengarFan3's body fell down the earth far below, yet Fake Crash and the Murkrow just kept dancing.
"At least I'm still with you guys again! Whoo!" Falco cheered.
"Waa, do you guys think this is where Eggman is hiding?" Waluigi wondered. Wario and Falco looked to the right, noticing one of Rail Canyon's iconic armored trains chugging along some floating rails. On top of the train were a large amount of large cakes, different than the ones Master Hand made. Right on the front end of the train was an Egg Pawn waving at the trio.
"Hmm..." both Wario and Falco groaned, scratching each others's chins until they came up with a conclusion. "Yes!"
"I thought you two were going to say "no" for the sake of being stupid," Chef Kawasaki stated as he popped out of the trunk.
"Waa, what are you doing here?" Wario asked.
"I said it before. I'm here to make this Eggman suffer greatly for stealing my masterpiece cakes," the homicidal chef responded.
~Rail Canyon from Sonic Heroes starts to play~
"Whatever, that's leap off and balance on some rails over a huge distance between the ground instead of flyin' around," Waluigi demanded. The lanky oddball and Falco leaped onto two rails while Kawasaki jumped onto a solid platform above the rails. Wario somehow managed to stuff the Wario Car into his pocket before landing on a rail right between Waluigi and Falco. As the dimwit trio slid ahead, Kawasaki merely sneaked up behind a lone Crabmeat and sliced the crab robot into several slices with a katana. The Crabmeat slices landed on an active stove-top that appeared out of nowhere. An Egg Pawn approached Kawasaki, holding out a plate. Kawasaki happily placed a Crabmeat slice on the plate, which the Egg Pawn walked off with.
"Waa, is this lousy place filled with nothing but rails?!" Wario wondered.
"I dunno," Falco, somehow suddenly in his Arwing despite still hovering over the rail, replied. That's when two Rhino Liner robots fell from a platform above and landed ahead on the rails Waluigi and Falco were on. The two rhino robots ejected spike ball bombs from their backside that destroyed the part of the rails before the explosion. The Rhino Liners swiftly started falling down to the desert land below.
~Rail Canyon stops~
"This is so sad can we dab?" Vaike jokingly asked, standing on a short rock platform, watching both of the Rhino Liners fall to their demise with Kellam. Kellam actually did dab, and Vaike gave a thumbs up in response.
~Rail Canyon starts again~
"Nooooooooooo!" Waluigi shrieked. He leaped on the same rail Wario was on, right in front of Wario himself, while Falco's Arwing did the same, landing in front of even Waluigi. The trio grinded on the rail, even as it became a loop-de-loop, until the rail came to a stop at a large metal platform. However, right on the metal platform were a bunch of Egg Pawns with their Egg Bazookas, ready to fire.
"Leave this to Wario!" the yellow maniac pridefully ordered. Suddenly, Waluigi and Falco's Arwing flew right towards Wario's hands and started spinning around a different hand for both of the morons.
"What is going on?" Waluigi asked, slightly concerned.
"I dunno, but this time I at least know that my blood is constantly flying up and down my body right now," Falco replied. Only after that did the Egg Pawns started firing lasers from the Egg Bazookas, and that Wario charged ahead towards the closest robot.
"Wa!" Wario growled, punching and destroying the closest Egg Pawn with the spinning Waluigi. "Ri!" Wario punched another Egg Pawn, this time with the spinning Arwing. That Egg Pawn however, instead of getting instantly destroyed, flew right into several other Egg Pawns, destroying them, before finally blowing up into tiny bits by crashing into a wall. "O!" Wario finished off by letting Waluigi and Falco's Arwing free, then punching the metal platform with his Earthshake Punch move.
~Rail Canyon stops again~
However, that just caused the metal platform to break into two pieces, which would fall down and drag the robots and the weirdo trio with them.
... But at least the dimwit trio managed to get back up in the skies, for Waluigi was doing his weird-ass air swimming again... and Falco's Arwing somehow just stuck near Waluigi's feet the whole time, while Wario somehow stuck near the exhausts of the Arwing... all while getting charred up from the exhausts flames in the process.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Wario shrieked only a little bit after he first got charred. Meanwhile, the trio of wackos sluggishly approached a metal platform that not only had a Egg Pawn that was waving at the trio on it, but also a large sign that showed that it was the border between Rail Canyon Zone and Bullet Station Zone. Eventually, the trio were right at the non-existent border...
~Bullet Station from the same game starts~
... but as soon as they did, they fell down again, for Waluigi couldn't fly any longer. They landed on one of the armored trains not long after their fall and were taken into an underground rail line, where plenty of other armored trains carrying either Egg Pawns, capsules, or cakes were speeding through. The three dimwits leaped off the train they were on and landed on a flatbed being pulled by another train. However, a Cameron robot was waiting for them and fired a large energy wave at them. Wario and Falco's Arwing dodged by sliding to the sides of the flatbed while Waluigi tried to leap through the open center of the energy wave. Unfortunately for Waluigi, the open center somehow still dealt damage and knocked the purple pest to the other end of the flatbed.
"Cheating! They're cheating!" Waluigi squealed, shaking his fist while still lying on the flatbed.
"HA HA!" the Cameron laughed in Nelson Muntz's voice.
"Can it, stupid cheater!" Wario shouted.
~Bullet Station stops~
Wario punched the turtle robot so hard that they flew out of the underground rail system, piercing through the rock formation the rail line was in.
~Veilstone City (Daytime) from Pokémon: Diamond/ Pearl starts to play~
Eventually, the Cameron landed on a plate held by an Egg Pawn, specifically right in front of Dr. Eggman's Bullet Station base, where Chef Kawasaki was cooking food for lots of Egg Pawns. Said food was mostly just sliced Crabmeat scraps.
"Oh boy, delicious turtle metal!" the Egg Pawn holding the Cameron exclaimed. The turtle robot started screaming as it was taken away to one of the tables scattered about. Mayor Kravindish of Sakado then appeared right behind Kawasaki.
"This is illegal you know," Kravindish told the chef.
~Veilstone City (Daytime) stops~
Kawasaki turned around and held his katana up to Kravindish's throat.
"And I don't care," was all Kawasaki responded with.
XxXx
Wario, Waluigi, and Falco, outside of and sitting on his Arwing, were just hanging around on the flatbed as the train tugging it along kept going through the seemingly endless tunnel.
"Waa, is there any particular reason as to why we're just sitting around?" Wario wondered.
"No," Waluigi answered.
~Bullet Station starts again~
Falco leaped back into the Arwing and the Wario Bros. leaped back onto their feet before running ahead. Once they reached the end of the flatbed, they leaped onto the next one up ahead, and kept doing that over and over until they came to a huge gap between two flatbeds on the same train.
"Hey Wario, bash into me when I say "Go!", got it?" Falco said.
"Alright!" the fat plumber replied, already charging up a Shoulder Bash. Falco's Arwing started spinning in place like how Sonic would with a Spin Dash afterwards.
"Oh no," Waluigi uttered before diving behind some wooden crates.
"Go!" the stupid space pilot ordered.
"Here I go!" Wario shouted back. Wario charged ahead, slamming his shoulder into the Arwing. The Arwing flew over the gap while spinning in the blink of an eye, and kept flying ahead, all the way to an engine core of one of the armored trains.
XxXx
~Bullet Station stops again~
"Oh boy, I sure am glad we landed on this conveniently placed fat guy," one of the Rhino Liners from before said, standing on Snorlax, who was fast asleep, with the other Rhino Liner that fell. Off in the distance, the rail line exploded, along with the top half of the rock formation it was in. Many armored trains and Robotniks fell from the formation. The two Rhino Liners watched the resulting chaos ensue, and Snorlax woke up from all the screaming from the falling Robotniks.
~Bullet Station starts yet again~
Speaking of the explosion, Wario, Waluigi, and Falco's Arwing, the latter still spinning, flew out because of it as well.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" the Wario Bros. screamed.
"Whee," Falco chirped. The trio flew into one of the strange four-way cannons set up on the peaks of the mountains, silencing all three of them. The cannon shivered for a bit before firing the three oddballs out from the opposite end from where they entered. The trio flew even faster, with Wario and Waluigi making even louder and indescribable screams. They flew through a very tight canyon, dodging the canyon walls while moving around just a bit, unintentionally hitting numerous Item Balloons filled with rings floating throughout the canyon.
"I can see Eggman's base!" Falco screamed after catching a glimpse of the base shaped like Eggman's head a little ways past the canyon. "We're almost there, and we're gonna destroy it by crashing into it."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Waluigi cried out. As soon as Waluigi finished screaming, the trio made it out of the canyon and were within reach of the base.
~Bullet Station stops yet again~
But instead of crashing into and destroying the base, they just landed on top of the rock formation the base was standing on, right next to Kawasaki. Wario and Waluigi growled before the trio and Kawasaki casually walked into Eggman's base.
"Wow, this joint is puny!" Wario pointed out, noticing that the base was literally a single room, despite most of the interior lights being off.
~Death Egg Zone from Sonic The Hedgehog 2 starts to play~
"It may be small, but it's still functional!" Eggman exclaimed while the back lights turned on, revealing him, Metal Sonic, Mecha Sonic, Orbot, Cubot, and the original forty cakes against the back of the base.
"Waa, it's a good thing I recorded that sentence so I can see if I can use it out of context online," Falco said, holding his cell phone.
"Hey, Eggmoron! Why'd you steal our cakes, punk?!" Waluigi demanded to know.
"Why? I'll tell you why!"
"Oh boy, I'm finally going to get some answers!" Cubot chirped.
"I stole them because..."
~Death Egg Zone stops~
"... I have either forgotten about or was too busy to celebrate Metal Sonic's birthday for so long that I eventually forgot what day I even created him, so I decided that today I shall rectify my huge mistake by celebrating both of my precious creation's past birthdays and at least a hundred of his future birthdays, and to properly do so, I stole your cakes, managed to copy them numerous times, and kept the plan a secret from everybody so I could hold a huge surprise party for him!" Wario and Waluigi angrily squinted at Eggman, their mouths wide open from what they just heard, before staring at Metal Sonic's metal, mouthless muzzle, which shined for a second, only further highlighting his lack of a mouth.
"Happy birthday, Metal Sonic!" Cubot cheered, holding a present up to the Sonic robot's face.
"Kill m-" Metal groaned before a gun popped out of the box. "On second thought, don't."
"So that explains why you dumbasses ran off despite what you promised to Malleo," a very familiar voice boomed.
~Dark Cave from Pokémon: Gold/ Silver starts to play~
Weegee and Malleo then appeared via teleportation in front of Wario, Waluigi, Falco, and Chef Kawasaki.
"Weegee!" Wario, Waluigi, and Falco yelled.
"W-weegee?!" Eggman squealed, quickly backing away.
"Wee-" Kawasaki uttered before Weegee covered the chef's mouth.
"Yes, it's me, Weegee," the evil meme groaned.
"When I arrived at the palace for Forty Cakes Day, not only was there a yellow dog demonically screaming for some reason, but you guys weren't there!" Malleo informed his friends. "So I went back home, got Weegee to tag along, and we started looking all over for you! We looked in Green Hill Zone, Chemical Plant Zone, Angel I-"
"I can explain!" Eggman yelled at Weegee, who was slowly approaching the fat scientist.
"Oh I know you can explain," Weegee growled, clenching his fists even more than usual. "But your explanation would be shit, and you kidnapping Malleo years back is already enough reason for me to kill you, for real this time.
~Dark Cave stops as Stop! Thief! from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX starts~
Chef Kawasaki quickly rose up behind Weegee before both of them lunged for Eggman and started pummeling him in a giant ball of dusty violence.
"NO! CEASE! MECHA SONIC, HELP ME!" Eggman cried out.
"With pleasure. Weegee, you will suffer for humiliating me back on the Death E-" the tall Sonic robot exclaimed before entering the big ball of violence. However, the instant Mecha Sonic entered, Weegee threw him back out, through the roof of the base, and all the way across Bullet Station.
"METAL SONIC! HELP!" Eggman begged. However, Metal Sonic was too busy firing his new gun at the wall of the base. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
~Stop! Thief! stops~
Kawasaki then whacked Eggman like a golf ball, sending the mad scientist out through the same hole Mecha Sonic accidentally created less than a minute ago.
"I hope he's finally dead this time," Weegee groaned.
"I doubt it," Metal Sonic replied.
"... and that's how the world will end," Malleo said to Wario, Waluigi, and Falco.
"Cool info I already can't remember. Now let's go home and finally stuff ourselves full of cakes!" Wario cheered.
"Yeah yeah yeah!" Waluigi, Falco, and Malleo chanted.
XxXx
~Stadium Rave (A) by Mark Governor starts to play~
The Smasher's Palace's cafeteria was filled with flashing, colorful lights. Wario was stuffing his mouth full of cake. Waluigi was passed out on the floor. Falco was very slowly eating tiny pieces of cake off the floor. Crazy was somehow juggling three cakes. Anna and Snake popped out of giant cakes right next to each other, both horny morons only wearing undergarments. Malleo and Ai Kizuna were playing Sonic Adventure 2 away from everyone else. Zigzagoon and Ariados were dancing, with Agent Four and Agent Three flopping around and transforming between their human and squid forms constantly right next to them. Vaike and Kellam were constantly dabbing. Duck Hunt Dog stood between them, slowly and nervously trying to dab as well. SpongeBob and Patrick were making snow angels on a giant cake. All while Master Hand, Kawasaki, Lucina, Sonic, Meta Knight, and Isabelle awkwardly watched from the cafeteria's entrance.