Thankfully, I used my eyes to got Gaara's sibling to forget about me.
That caused Gaara to be scared that he will be making him forget about me,
Which I assure him that he won't forget about me nor I would erase his memories, then he finally releases me and let me go, and hide without his sister and brother found me.
That was actually 2 days ago.
And we found that the Kazekage died, and we were lied to by the Snake Sannin. And that caused some Suna people to get their hatred to the Konoha to the max due to the Snake Sannin indeed from Konoha,
Even though he is already the missing-nin, he's still were breed and trained from the Konoha Village.
As they really can't just blame the Snake Sanin from being deceived and having their Kage killed, they then begin to hate the Konoha Village and their shinobi entirely.
Ignoring the fact that they did destroy and kill people of their village, so it's kind of a fairground.
Also,
We are now low on the fund because we just lost multiple of our ninja and money.
Why? we were counted to have be losing the war with Konoha, Therefore we need to pay the damage that we had done. Which where I kind of fucked up, as I did destroy multiple buildings and families.
Though the Suna council fight it as the Kazekage died before the war was started, so it was really not counted as a war, and we are the victim as well.
Konoha didn't give a single fuck about it and give us the bill.
That is basically the summaries of what just happened in those two days,
Which I point it out it's stupid,
And Lima trying to stop me to talk about it out loud or we going to have a 'missing nin' brand on our headband.
But look who is back now, once the responsibility of having a kid is gone.
Not only that, with the cause of the Leaf, most of the customer that always do the mission with the Suna's Shinobi also begins to lessen up as they don't really believe in Suna no more.
As who want to put their trust to a Ninja who's Kage got killed and they never found it out until the last moment?
But then again,
Those civilians don't understand how scary it is the power of the Sannin.
Nor they even know who did manage to kill the Kage and how, but they only listen to the small proposition of the 'info' that they gathered and then choose another village instead.
"Wait, what?"
I then ask Sota who is currently talking to me and break up my train of thought.
"I said, this is the time where we should introduce the religions about your God! As you are an Angel, after all, it will be an easy opportunity! All of them currently desperate! And if we are-" Sota then start to explain all of the pros of 'introducing' my God to them.
My God?
Well, he is known as the God of Light, or basically one of the Ancient God that created the worlds.
"Well, my God is the God of Light," I then start slowly to tell Sota on what he is into. "And He is very much real, so try to not use His name in vain. I might, no.. not might, I even couldn't even help you if you actually manage to anger Him. Well, that or His army of Archangel will obliterate you and nothing that I could do to revive you." I then tell him,
As that is a fact,
As apparently the higher up of the real Angel that are working on the churches, the Archangel, could kill anyone and no one could revive them.
Basically like the power of the Judge,
So that is scary.
Yet Sota wouldn't listen.
Apparently the Shinobi don't really believe in God or Goddess as they themself could walk on the water. Or even turn into things in a single hand sign. So there was no use for them to believe in something when they can just make it happened.
"So?"
Sota then starts to answer after he shrugs his shoulder.
"It means that this will be a really bad idea-" Then I stop myself.
If I actually learn the teaching of the God of Light in this Plane, wouldn't it means that God of Light would have more believer, which that believe could be converted to be his power? And wouldn't that reward me in some way as I am the Head Priest and the 'founder' of the God of Light religion on this world?
"You know what, good idea."
I then tell Sato with a grin.
Sato then nod,
"Ok, all we need to do is getting an approvement from-" Then Sato stops himself, "Who is the Kazekage again? They keep changing it.." Sato then adds as he scrunches his eyebrow.
I shrug my shoulder,
"Not sure, I haven't been taking any mission since they promote me, or Lima, as a Jonin. So I haven't been really keeping up with the Politic that much, even if it is a Kage," I then tell him.
And I was not even lying,
All I have been doing is just lazying around and no one seems to come to me and reprehend me.
Yet.
It's just a matter of time.
Then a bunch of sand was materialized in front of us and turn into a person, "The Kazekage is me," Gaara then said with his monotone voice.
I then blink my eyes.
"Oh, okay." I then said.
Then I notice that he know what we were asking for, and that means he was listening to the rest of the conversation.
"So, what do you think kiddo?" I then ask with a grin, ignoring a scared face of Sota who notices that I just call the Kazekage himself 'kiddo'.
Gaara then scrunches his hairless eyebrows and nod.
I then grin, "Alright. The kiddo agrees, should we spread the word of the God of Light then?" I then ask Sota who is currently pale from all the disrespect I have been doing to THE Kazekage himself.
Gaara then nods.
. . .
It has been 2 years now and the church is now glorious.
We also bring up our reputations to the other as well, now the other village start to warm up to Suna and the civilians even touring the church as one of the 'attractions'.
It was actually with the help of Gaara and his money. Which I actually glad for and bring him to fly around as a thank you,
Then I also created clones to becoming the Priest and the Nun that work in my church.
We also manage to get a donation from the Daimyo Land of Wind himself. Though he did cut down Suna's budget, it didn't stop them to come and get Evangelize from me.
The wife of Daimyo said that she feels healthier instead of feeling all of the obese sickness since I start to offer her an Evangelize with the power of God of Light.
Oh,
And most Ninja also start to go and get an Evangelize as well before they started their mission.
They said that they feel like their chakra and their energy was at max once they got 'bless' by the God of Light.
Many civilian as well,
They all started to come and listen to the preaching on Sunday.
And the happiest were the parents, as their children actually turn obedient and try to help their parents as much as they can since they all were joining the Sunday school.
I might use a tiny bit of my power for that,
But other than that, I also mention how Heaven and Hell were real, and if they are good kids, God will have a place for them in Heaven.
Where their life will be on the happiest.
And if they are a bad kid? They will be placed in Hell, where it is a place of torture and pain.
Oh,
And the Orphanage.
We also manage the Orphanage as well.
Some Civilian Council were actually not agreeing with us taking control of the Orphanage as they were actually receiving the batches of Ninja from there. That or their main sources of income is gone,
Surprisingly, The Shinobi Council were agreeing with us taking control of the Orphanage.
But,
That means we will use the church fund to pay off all of their needs.
I then agree and that's how we get the Suna's Orphanage kids to become a better life. Some of the kids actually wanting to be a priest or even a nun, instead of becoming a Shinobi.
And that got the approval for some of the council members as now the 'God of Light' church is the main income for Suna.
As most of the money I give it to Gaara, and Gaara put the money on the treasury of the Suna.
"Head Priest, I want to confess."
A Jonin shinobi then said as he looks down as he sits on the chair.
I nod my head, ignoring the annoyance that was growing inside of me, and smile. "Go ahead,"
"I cheat on my girlfriend."
He then said,
I nod,
Letting him continued, "With my own ex. And I am now feeling guilty as my girlfriend doesn't know that."
He then continued,
I then let out a smile, "And how could we fix that?"
I then ask him as I hold the bible where I actually buy 1,000 for 1 coin.
Which means that one of them has cost 10 dollars each.
And that is cheap.
But then again, it is a bundle that I gain from the big boss on the Church. I did ask him if it was alright to share the words about God of Light in this world.
And he agrees,
Then he gives me a one time deal to sell the Bible.
Which he then reminds me to read all of them, as apparently he knows that when I was preaching as the Head Priest, I didn't read any of the Bibles that he gives me, nor remember any of them.
Oh, yes.
Bibles.
With s,
With plural, as there is apparently more than one bible there is out there. And more than one language as well, like 'Alien' language, was included too. Causing me to go to the Alchemist guild to go and buy 'Multi-language potion' for 50 Coins.
Watching the guy who is currently cheating on his girlfriend and try to confess so he can go to Heaven is actually amazingly stupid.
But I can only nod and tell him a verse from a bible for him to read and get the money that he gives it to me for the orphanage.
Or trying to bribe me to talk to God about his accident and erase his sin.
After he left, another bloodied guy come in with a sad face,
"Head Priest, I have sinned. I kill 5 families just for money,"
Fuck my job.
. . .
So, is this what you do each time?
Lima then asks, I nod.
Yea. But they pay me though,
Well, they also pay you in here too..
Not that much, I usually got paid around 2,000,000 Ryo each Evangelize.
Woah!
Yeah. I know,
"You okay?" Sato then asks, broking my conversation with Lima.
I nod,
"Just exhausted with all of the bull crap of an excuse that they use to erase their sins." I then tell him as I pretend to read the bible.
Sato then nods.
"Should we expand our church?" Sato then ask,
I shake my head.
"Suna will be the only Holy City of our church. We shall not expand and scatter around. As that is dangerous, Besides, I heard from Gaara that we got many tourists to come to Suna just to check out the new church that they have been hearing about, which increases the budget we got for Suna."
Sato then scrunches his eyebrows at me as he hears my excuse to not expand.
Also, Expending the church will cost a lot of time and effort into it. I also need to think about who shall I put in charge of each of the Church and make sure they are not that corrupted enough to tarnish the God of Light name.
It will be a lot of work and I don't want that.
And who knows how much destiny that I have broken for building a church.
I may have the Pope as the back up to creating this church, he told me himself, and I will try to change the destiny with a minimum effect to not annoy the Pope that extreme.
"Okay."
Sato then finally said as he notices that I was focusing on reading my bible instead of continued to talk to him about the 'future' of the church itself.
"I will be leaving," Sato then said as he pardons himself,
I nod at him as my eyes never part with the bible.
Okay, he fully leaves.
Thanks, Lima!
No problem Tenshi!
Oh, and Lima.
About Sato, I just don't want to have another conversation about merging with other villages and teach them our way of God you know, Because that is just too much work.
And if messed it up on the other village, I could be ended up being sinned.
Yeah. I know how you feel.
I am just surprised that for all of this year, no Mata clan member has been coming to us yet.
Well, Maybe they know that you are not the real Lima and you are the Tenshi with a mission?
True- Wait, How do you know it was a mission?
Mother, She used to tell me about it as a lullaby.
Oh, that's.. good?
Yup! It is!
...
So, what is your next move?
Not sure Lima, I'm not sure.