Fast Travel
Malfoy alighted from his cab in the middle of nowhere at midnight. To get back to Hogwarts, he hailed the Knight Bus. It came screeching through a corn field and smashed into the flying taxi, killing the driver. Malfoy got onto the Knight Bus and took a seat near the back. Fenrir Greyback introduced himself by biting Malfoy on the nose, then he offered a game of strip poker to pass the time. Malfoy turned out to be very proficient at poker, so Fenrir and Stan Turnpike both ended up completely nude. Then Nosferatu boarded the bus. Since vampires and werewolves were the greatest of enemies, Nosferatu and Fenrir engaged in a deadly battle. The full moon came out from behind a T shaped cloud, so Fenrir and Malfoy both became werewolves. They overpowered Nosferatu and reduced him to paste. Then they got off the bus at a werewolf hideout. There, they hatched a plan to convert all wizards to werewolves. They also killed off Aberforth Dumbledore, who had come in for a nosy.
So sad.