Author's note: It includes some drinking and drug use.

Chapter 29

Colleen saw that masturbating over Satan wasn't taking away her feelings for him. She didn't feel like there was anyone that she could talk to as they would think that she was strange and weird. She knew that if she went to the demons or even to, Satan, they would only encourage her to act out her feelings. So, she did the logical human thing.

She went up to Beelzebub. "I'm just curious, do demons support sins?" He raised his eyebrows in surprise to her question.
"It really depends. What sins are we talking about?" She swallowed nervously.
"What we say is between us, right? You won't tell Satan?" He tilted his head.
"I can't lie to you. Satan does ask me for reports on you. I'll tell you what you can do. Say that you're asking for a friend. So, what kind of sins does your friend want to do?"
"I won't get them into trouble?" He smiled.
"As long as you don't tell me their names, they won't be." She nodded.
"Alright, my friend wants to know how to get into drugs." He looked at her surprised again.
"Why does this friend want to use drugs?"
"He wants to use them because he doesn't like having feelings for someone that's not normal. He thinks using drugs will take them away." The demon sighed as he looked down.
"You know, your friend really doesn't need to worry. Having any kind of feelings for someone is normal." She shook her head.
"He doesn't seem to think so."
"Satan wouldn't be happy, if your friend does that. He doesn't wish for anyone to die." He stepped closer to her. "If your friend thinks drugs are the answer, I can tell you right now, they aren't."
"Then, tell me, my dear demon, do you have a better way for him to turn off his feelings?" He shook his head.
"Unfortunately, no."
"I'll let him know, but I can't guarantee that he won't research on his own." Beelzebub nodded.
"Let your friend know, there are no friends in this place. They won't keep a secret like I would. Remember, the iPads, laptops and cellphones are being tracked and monitored." She nodded.
"I'm sure that he would appreciate your help in reminding him. Humans tend to forget when they are on a mission." He nodded and checked his watch.
"I think it's time for you to go to bed now. It's getting late. Good night, Miss." She nodded.
"Good night." She went to her bed and laid down. How was she going to have access to drugs without the demons and the Devil knowing? Apparently, she didn't need to look hard.

"Pppsssttt, I heard that you're looking for drugs?" A woman, who slept on a bed on her right side, whispered. She looked at her surprised.
"You were eavesdropping on my conversation?" She shrugged.
"I know where you can get some. But, do you have the cash?" She frowned.
"Depends, how much?" She smiled.
"What kind of drugs are you into?" She shrugged.
"I've never had any kind of drug. I just want something that could turn off my feelings for someone." She was puzzled.
"Why do you want to do that? Having feelings for someone else is a normal reaction." She shook her head.
"It's over a demon." She raised her eyebrows and looked at Beelzebub, who was talking with the other demons.
"Beelzebub? But, he's more like a butler. Look at how he's dressed. What's so sexy about him?" She shook her head.
"Not him, another demon."
"Yeah, humans are not supposed to have feelings for demons. At least, I don't think so. Well, if you're that serious about drugs, I can give you heroin."
"Why that?" She smiled.
"Heroin makes you feel happy and it makes you forget about everything and anything." She leaned in to whisper louder. "The best part? It turns off your sex drive. You won't even be craving to masturbate." Colleen smiled.
"That's perfect."
"Keep in mind, once you start, you won't be able to stop."
"I get it, but which is worse? Using drugs or wanting to fuck the hell out of a demon?" The woman thought about it.
"How bad do you want to?"
"Bad enough that, I'm starting to lose temptation. I might just fuck him right now." The woman nodded.
"I'll see what I can do. Meet me after school tomorrow."
"What's your name?" She smiled.
"I guess my new look doesn't give it away. I'm Jessica Rabbit."
"Sorry, couldn't see, it's dark." She nodded.
"Understood. Look for me tomorrow. Quick, get to sleep, the demons are making a routine check on us now." She closed her eyes and acted asleep as Colleen did the same.

The next day in school, while she was in demonology class, she noticed that she really did look like Jessica Rabbit. She shook her head. She would have a lot of people in line wanting to fuck her; mostly out of curiously. Jessica raised her hand. Abaddon looked at her. "Yes?"
"I'm just curious, is it a sin to have sexual or any kind of feelings for a demon?" His eyebrows shot up in amazement.
"Um, well, no. A lot of humans do have some kind of attraction to their demon mentors. I mean, some humans have even flirted and actually wanted sex with some of them." He chuckled as he looked at the demons. "We are good-looking. We can't deny that."
"So, you would encourage and support any human that acts on those desires?"
"Since this is demonology class, I suppose that now would be a good time to talk about the relationship between humans and demons.

"The relationship between the humans and the demons are a 2 way street. A demon is willing to share their gifts and talents with the humans, if the humans are willing to show them respect and be obedient. If a human, at any time, of the relationship isn't showing respect or being obedient, the relationship between the two will become worst. Humans are not 100% good and 100% evil. The same applies to the demons. They aren't 100% evil and aren't 100% good either. The bad traits towards them are only 2 things. They lie and they do cause violent demon possessions.

If a human and a demon wants to enter into a sexual relationship and they create an offspring, that child will have the demon's traits more than the human's. Meaning that child will be gifted and talented, but they would also have guilt, remorse and shame for their bad actions. If a child is gifted and talented, but has no guilt, shame or remorse for their bad actions, most likely that means that the relationship between the human and the demon had went sour. Demons are only bad and evil, if they're being mistreated by a human. Like most humans they are nice, polite and good until you give them a reason not to be. The same applies to the demons. They're nice, polite and good until you give them a reason not to be. So, you can see that demons and humans aren't that much different from one another. Which is why Satan and the demons are opened to a demon having a relationship with a human."

"So, the human should not feel any guilt for having strong feelings for a demon?" Jessica asked and Abaddon shook his head.

"I know, it's not talked a lot about. It's not discussed a lot about. So, when a human develops these feelings towards a demon, I understand that the human can feel like they are weird, crazy or feel like they aren't normal. This is a Hell school; we're not going to judge any of you for having any feelings for any demons or even Satan himself. There's nothing wrong with you and it's not like it's something that needs to be fixed." Jessica looked at Colleen as Colleen sighed. "You know what? I think that's enough education about the demons today. If you would like, I would bring in some demons that have already had relationships with some humans and if you have any questions about it, you can ask them."

"Have you had any experience with a relationship with a human?" Darth Vader asked and Abaddon shook his head.
"I've had offers, believe me. But, I'm just so focus on teaching and serving Satan that I just don't have time to enter a relationship with a human."
"Not even for a one-night stand?" The demon laughed.
"As I've already mentioned, we don't lie unless you give us a reason to. So, I won't lie to you. Yes, I've had some one-night stands and believe me, they were worth it."
"So, you like human sex better than demon sex?" Abaddon smacked his head.

"In the beginning, the demons had sex with each other a lot. But as you know, we've been on this planet a lot longer than any of you. So, it got boring for us. When you arrived, it was new and exciting to us. It is still new and exciting to us because all of you are different. You have different sexual styles. Some of you like it rough and some of you like it less rough. Some of you are loud in bed and some of you are quiet. That's what makes you exciting. I'm afraid I can't hold you back any longer, Satan will be on my ass, if you show up late. Now, get out of here." He gave them a smile and gestured towards the door. They got up and walked towards the next class.

After school, she followed Jessica and they walked to town. "Can you believe it? Satan had this school set near the bar," she pointed to a rundown bar. "And a strip bar." She pointed to another building. "It's like he wants us to be in the most tempting place there is. Not to mention that this is Las Vegas where prostitution is legal. I'm taking you to my dealer." She took Colleen's arm as they walked.
"What, you have a dealer?" She smiled as she looked at her.
"Satan should teach in schools, the most beautiful doesn't equal the most innocent." She played with her hair. Colleen saw many men checking them out.
"Yeah and men are checking us out. I do hope that you have some protection." She frowned.
"And the most beautiful doesn't equal the stupidest. Of course, I do. I have a small gun in my purse. I'm ready."

They knocked on a door. A small window opened. "Do you have the password?" She nodded and turned to Colleen.
"How much do you have?" She remembered counting the money before she left.
"I have about $50." Jessica turned to the door.
"$50."
"The second password?" Jessica turned to her.
"Are you willing to strip for them? They're paranoid that we're the cops and that we have a wire under us." She nodded.
"This stuff better be the real thing." She smiled.
"Trust me, it is honey." She turned to the door. "Yes."

The door opened and she saw many men looking at them with curiously. The man shook his head, when he saw them coming. "Why is it always the beauty chicks that want the drugs? Why can't it be the ugly ones?" Colleen nodded.
"True, but we're going to be ugly enough, once we use more of the stuff."
"Strip her. She seem to know too much." 2 bodyguards began to strip her and checked her clothes carefully.
"She's clean, boss." They threw her clothes on the floor.
"Can I get dressed now?" They nodded and then, another man went through her purse.
"Clean in here too." He looked at her suspicious.
"If you're cleaned, how is it that you know so much about drugs?"
"Simple, I studied. I was curious what drugs did your body and saw the pictures. You're right, some of those women were hot enough to fuck and then, when they took the drugs they were like a hard pass." He coughed and choked.
"So, you're a lesbian?" She laughed.
"No, I'm a bisexual." He nodded.
"Alright, what's your poison?" She turned to Jessica, who nodded.
"Well, Jessica said that heroin would work." He was puzzled.
"For what?"
"Well, I've been having unnatural feelings for someone that I shouldn't be. I want to get rid of them." He shook his head.
"Why is love almost always the reason for this shit? Girl, I've seen shit you wouldn't believe. I've had people tell me they fucked animals, they fucked kids and you're worried about having unnatural feelings for someone? What could be worse than kids and animals?"

"A demon." Jessica spoke up and he looked at her surprised.
"You both have actually met a demon?" They nodded.
"If you don't believe me, you must not remember me." The man shook his head. Jessica took out her cellphone and went to her picture gallery. "This was me." He took the cellphone and his eyes shot up.
"Unholy hell, you're Molly?" She nodded as he looked up and down at her. "Damn, how did you look this good?" She smiled.
"The demons have created us to look any way that we wanted. I picked Jessica Rabbit. She's hot, don't you think?" He nodded.
"Well, if what you're saying is the truth, yeah, having feelings for a demon would be worse. How much heroin would you want?" She nodded.
"Like I've said, I only got $50." He raised his eyebrows.
"You want to use the whole $50 on drugs?"
"You're right, I should be using some of it on booze, in case, this doesn't work." He looked down and shook his head.
"You live a life of a drug dealer and you think you've heard it all. Then, a Harley Quinn and a Jessica Rabbit shows up at my house wanting drugs and this one," he pointed to Colleen. "Has feelings for a demon. What's next, someone is going to tell me that they have feelings for Satan?" She laughed.
"Well, if someone does, you can advise them, if heroin works for me, it would work for them." He shook his head.
"This demon must look that good." She nodded.
"He does. His voice is like a voice that makes you want to melt to the ground. Don't get me started on his body built." He shook his head and chuckled.
"You want to use some money on booze, so I guess $30 on heroin and $20 on drinking, will that do?" She nodded.
"Perfect."

"Yo, J, get the heroin ready for Harley Quinn." J shook his head and began to collect $30 worth of heroin. He came to her.
"If this don't work or the drinking don't work, you can come back and I'll give you some free heroin and fuck the living hell of you and that will work."
"If the drinking and the drugs don't work, I'll have your word that you'll fuck me?" He nodded. "Something exciting to look forward to." He looked at Jessica.
"I would do you too." She smiled.
"Nothing for you?" The dealer asked Jessica and she shook her head.
"Unlike this woman, I'm normal. My life is good."
"Well, if there's nothing else, my bodyguard can show you to the door."

"Okay, now we have to find a small gas station, so you can pick up some booze." Jessica told her as they were walking down the street. "Ah, there's one. Let's go." They went in. "So, what's your alcohol?" She began to browse them.
"Hmmm…I do like Smirnoff Ice or should I get Vodka?" Jessica shook her head and opened the cooler door.
"Get the Smirnoff Ice. Which favor?" She looked at her options.
"The Lemon lime one." She picked 12 up.
"We're going to have some fun tonight. It's a good thing it's Friday."
"We?" She nodded.
"You think I'm going to let you use all the heroin? No, you're sharing it with me. After all, it was I that showed you where you can get it. You should thank me."
"I'll thank you, if it works." She shook her head.
"I never thought that I would live long enough to have a friend that's crazy about a demon. So crazy that she's willing to use drugs and drink booze just to suppress the feelings, so they won't be there anymore." Colleen paid the cashier.
"Louder, so that the whole store could hear you!" Colleen whispered as Jessica looked embarrassed.
"My bad. I forgot. Let's go."

"Wait, we can't go drinking and using the drugs in front of the demons and other people." Jessica nodded.
"You have a good point." Then, she smiled. "Let's tell the demons that we're going camping for the weekend. We can use our party favors there."
"I love how you think." Jessica played with her hair.
"You might be bisexual, hate to disappoint you darling, I'm 100% straight." They began to walk towards the school.
"Who knows, maybe, the party favors would make you want me later." She winked and started laughing.

Jessica shook her head as they walked up the steps to the school building. "If I knew that you were this crazy, I would never have tried to be friends with you." Colleen frowned.
"Remember darling, I picked Harley Quinn, so don't say that you weren't warned." Jessica nodded as they climbed the stairs to their room.
"Let's hope the demons don't ask to come with us."

"Beelzebub, me and Jessica are going camping for the weekend, is this okay?" The demon smiled.
"Miss, that's fine. Would you like me to come with you?" She shook her head.
"If I need help, I would just use my cellphone and you'll know where to find me." Beelzebub nodded.
"Well, it will be nice to have the weekend off. Have fun."

Jessica came to her with a cart. "I put in it: 2 sleeping bags, a tent, Alexa, food and drinks."
"We're taking the cart with us?" Jessica shrugged.
"I'm a diva, darling."

They found a camping ground close by and saw not many people were there. "Perfect, it looks like it's just you and me." They found a place close by a campfire. Jessica took her hands. "Maybe you would tell me who the demon is, if not Beelzebub." Colleen looked at her in surprise.
"You're actually curious who the demon is?" Molly nodded.
"I want to see what you find attractive, if he is attractive." Jessica began to set up the tent and put the 2 sleeping bags in it, while Colleen started the fire. Once things were set up, they sat down on the logs. "Now, have you ever used heroin?" Harley shook her head and Molly sighed. "Alright, let me set up one more thing." She took a blue Alexa out of her cart. "We're going to listen to, 'Junkhead,' by Alice in Chains. It would help set the mood. Are you ready?" She nodded. "Alright, watch me as I do it and you copy." Colleen watched her set it up and the music began to play. "I'm going to let you go first. Then, I'll use the other needle for me." Once she was done, she handed her the needle. "This is yours." She took out a fresh one and shot herself up. "The only thing left, dear, is the alcohol. Want one?" She nodded.

As the night was winding down, Colleen could swear that Jessica was Satan. "What are you doing here?" Jessica looked at her confused. She thought that she was seeing Roger Rabbit.
"You're silly, you know that we're married. Do you want to have some sex?" Colleen shook her head.
"No, I'm using drugs and drinking alcohol," she held up a Smirnoff Ice. "To stop myself from wanting you." Molly shook her head.
"Roger, quit that. You don't need to suppress your feelings for me. You know that I feel the same way about you." Harley looked down.
"You shouldn't. I'm a human and you're the Devil. We don't go together." Molly frowned and sat on her lap.
"Now, we might not be the same species, that's true. But, we still belong together. I've always loved you as you've always loved me." She gave her a kiss on her lips.
"Did you?" She nodded.
"You made it impossible for me to resist." She looked up and down at her. "In fact, I want you now." She stood up and took off her clothes as Colleen watched.
"No, I shouldn't." Molly frowned and took her hand to bring it to her left breast.
"Touch me. You know that you want to and I'm giving you permission to. Make love to me. It has been so long, since I've had any sex."
"If I have you, I won't be able to stop."
"Then, don't. I want you to want me. All of me. Own me." She laid on the ground.
"But, isn't it you who is supposed to own me?"
"Tonight, you can own me. Tomorrow, I'll own you." Colleen got on top of her and bit her lip.
"Why can't I stop thinking about you and stop wanting you?" Molly smiled as she pushed her hair back.
"Because it's how I feel about you too. Now kiss me." She kissed her and soon, they were having sex.

The next morning, Colleen woke up naked and saw that the fire was out. She couldn't believe that she finally gave in and had sex with Satan. Wait, how did he know where they were? Did he track them and fuck her? Where was he anyway? Maybe, it wasn't him because if it was, she was, for sure, that he wouldn't have left. He would have boasted to her how she gave in and how she was all his. She put her hand over her eyes. She had to quit letting him consuming her thoughts.

She decided to focus and that's when she felt wet. When she looked down, she noticed that she had peed on herself. She saw that there was a lake nearby and went to bath. The water was cold, but she didn't mind. The day was hot anyway. She saw Molly was naked on the ground asleep. As she studied her, she had a feeling that both of them had sex last night and that she was hallucinating, when she thought that Jessica was Satan. That thought made her feel better and she smiled. She went underwater to get her hair wet.

Molly woke up a few hours later. While, Colleen was cooking them fish for breakfast. "Good morning, dear." Molly looked at her.
"How long have I been asleep?" Harley shrugged.
"Who knows? Would you like some breakfast? I found some fish for us to eat." She looked at her and frowned.
"No way is this princess going to eat fish." She made a face. "No, this princess has brought some breakfast food. Hey, where is Roger Rabbit?" Colleen looked at her confused.
"Why would Roger Rabbit be here?" Molly looked around.
"Because, I remember having sex with him last night." Colleen looked at her surprised.
"That's interesting because I was hallucinating and thought that you were Satan. Perhaps, you were hallucinating and thought that I was Roger Rabbit." Molly looked at her confused.
"Is that who you have strong feelings for? Satan?" Colleen closed her eyes and sighed. She didn't mean for that to slip out. "You told me that your feelings were for a demon?"
"Technically, isn't Satan a demon?" Jessica frowned and then, made another face.
"Why do I feel wet?"
"You must have peed on yourself, like I did."
"Are you sure that you didn't pee on me?"
"Ewww, that's gross. I would never do such a thing." Molly looked at the lake.
"Good thing, there's a lake nearby."

She got into the lake. "Did the heroin and alcohol help you get over your feelings for Satan or do you feel like using our party favors again tonight?" Colleen looked at her as she ate her fish.
"No, if anything, I think it made things worst. Hallucinating you as Satan and fucking you, not a good combination."
"So, you don't want to use them again tonight?" She looked at the leftover heroin and the Smirnoff Ice.
"Well, maybe, it takes a while for them to work. It's our last night to have fun anyway. So, why not? Are you up for it or are you scared that you'll hallucinate me as Roger Rabbit again and want to fuck?"

She smiled. Jessica shook her head and got out of the lake. "If I knew that you were going to hit on me, I wouldn't have been your friend."
"You might not like me hitting on you, but at least, you're having fun, right?" She pulled her down and put her head on her lap.
"I was getting ready to get dressed, you goof."
"Which would you rather have? A boring or an exciting life?" Jessica played with her fingers.
"I guess an exciting life. Which is why I became a theistic Satanist. I wanted to see if the Devil and the demons could give me excitement."
"I might not be good-looking as the Devil and the demons, but I can make your life exciting." She began to kiss Jessica and got on top of her.
"I thought that you would respect that I'm not into women." She began to touch her body as Colleen studied her eyes.
"Well, we've already did it last night. So, you can't say that you're not into women." Jessica finally met her eyes. "Don't you want to know, if it was good or not?"
"Show me what you got, babe." Harley smiled and moved to her pussy.
"Spread your legs more for me, please?" Molly sighed and spread her legs more. Colleen began to eat her out.
"Damn, you really know how to work on a pussy, don't you?" She smiled.
"Well, I am bisexual."

"So, how was it?" Jessica was still breathing heavy as she watched Colleen drink her water.
"It was…um…it was…" Harley smiled.
"Don't worry, it will stay between us. What happens here, stays here. The party favors and the sex." Molly nodded in agreement and sat on her lap.
"No one will know." She put her arms around her and kissed her on her lips. "So, now that we've had sex, what's next to this weekend adventure?" Colleen looked around and saw that there was a trail.
"Feel like taking a hike?" Jessica looked at the sign and nodded.
"Yeah, it would give me time to come back to Earth." Harley laughed as Molly got off her lap and took her hand.
"Let's go."

They began to point out various of things that they notice. After a while, they decided to go back into the water to relax. Colleen was going to put on her bathing suit, when Jessica shook her head. "It's just us and we've already seen each other naked. So, why not we swim naked." She put back the bathing suit into her backpack and stripped. They went into the lake. Jessica climbed up on her, threw her hands over her shoulders and they began to kiss.
"Really, want round 2?" She smiled.
"Like you've said, what happens here, stays here. I trust you." She carried Jessica to the land and laid her down.
"I trust you too."

That night, they ate smores and looked up at the stars and the moon. "It's so beautiful out here." Colleen nodded in agreement.
"Yes. Are we ready for some fun?" Jessica smiled.
"What song should we listen to now?"
"What about 'Heroin' from Lana Del Rey?"
"Perfect. Alexa, play, 'Heroin' by Lana Del Rey.'" As the song began to play, the 2 women shot up and drank. "We have to use all the heroin. We have to leave tomorrow. So, we can get up early Monday for class." She rolled her eyes and then, looked at Colleen. "You know, if you fucked Satan, maybe he would give you an A for his class. You can tell him, 'It's not my fault, I'm hot for the teacher'." She giggled as she tried to get up; but failed.
"Yeah, I don't want to win by cheating. I only came to learn more about him. I wasn't expecting to fall in love and want him." Jessica shook her head.

"I guess, if he wasn't labeled evil and horrible, and an actual human, I would go for him too. Just think, he can be anyone you want him to be. You would never stop fucking him because he'll always be the one you want. He's the one cheating! He can be in any human that he wants to be in and he'll know you won't tell him no. Ever." She got up. "You." She pointed to Colleen. "Picked the absolute worst person to be in love with. If he wants you, you're 100% screwed! He would never ever let you go and you won't let him go either!" She giggled as she continued to drink. "Who the hell knows? Maybe, he's me! Maybe, he's in me, so he can fuck you. So, he can kiss you." She kissed Colleen. "Would you tell him no? Would you tell me no?" She shook her head. "You do know that no matter how much alcohol you drink or how much heroin you take, if he has feelings for you, nothing will work. Nothing!" She screamed to the woods. "You're only hope is that he doesn't want you. Did he give you any idea of his feelings?"
"Yeah, he wants me." Molly shook her head.
"Then, you're doomed. Finished. Game is over! Everyone go home!" She drank her drink again.

Colleen used her cellphone to look at her reflection in the camera. "Just think, if I continue to use drugs and my body will become ugly, maybe, I could help him not want me anymore." Jessica got close to her and looked into her camera too.
"That could work. But, it would take years for you to look ugly. It takes people years to look horrible. You shouldn't have picked Harley Quinn. You should have picked someone that's fat and ugly. Maybe that would have worked."
"I was fat and ugly before becoming her." She nodded.
"Did he still want you then?" Colleen nodded. "Then, nothing will work. Nothing. Come, dance with me!" Jessica pulled her up and they began to dance. "Imagine, you can control Satan. Tell him that, 'If you want me, I get to order you around and not you order me. You'll have to do what I tell you to do and if you don't, you don't get to have me'." She twirled Colleen around. "Or you could tell him that you want his powers too. You want to sit on a throne. You want to wear a crown. Say, 'Have everyone bow to me as they do to you'." She bowed down and giggled. "Imagine? Having all that power. Having everything you want in your hands." She put her arms around her. "It must be something to have Satan feel the way he does about you. You would be the most envious woman in the world. I don't get why you're so upset." She said in her ear and gave her a kiss on her cheek.
"But, I don't want the power. I don't want anything. I just want 2 things that he can't even give me."
"What are they?"
"Love and wanted."
"Oh, but he does. You just said that he has feelings for you. So, he can give you those 2 things. Stop fighting the feelings and accept them." Jessica gave her the alcohol. "I'm going to tell him that you love him."

Jessica took her phone. "No, wait!"
"Too late, I've already sent him a message saying that you love him and that you want him." She showed her the cellphone and then, threw it on the ground.
"And he'll know where we are." Molly looked down.
"Oops, I forgot about that part."
"If he shows up here and finds us drinking and using drugs, what would he do to both of us?" She shrugged.
"He probably won't do anything to you. You're his queen. He'll spoil you." She touched her face and smacked it. "Stop worrying, you have one of the most powerful men to love you and to want you. Relax." She kissed her again. "Relax, my queen." They began to kiss and Jessica threw her arms around her.

Satan was in his study, when he received a text message. "I love you and I want you!" He was puzzled and saw that it was from Colleen. He knew that it didn't sound like her. He decided for his own curiously to check to see where she was. He nodded in annoyance, when he saw that she was camping and with Jessica. He closed his eyes and called for Beelzebub.

He bowed. "My master?" Satan held up his cellphone.
"I've got an interesting message from Colleen. It didn't sound like her, so I checked to see where she was. Surprise, she's not on campus, but on a campground, anything I should know about?" The demon sighed and looked down.
"She went camping with Jessica for the weekend."
"And you didn't join her?"
"She didn't want me to my dark lord and majesty." Satan nodded again out of annoyance.
"I see that you're willing to listen to her and not me. I'm going to give you a chance to come clean, if you don't, I can punish you." He leaned against his desk, smiled and crossed his arms. The demon sighed again.
"Well, she came to me asking me about drugs." The Devil looked at him and raised his eyebrows.
"Drugs?" He nodded. "Why?"
"She wants to see if she can get rid of her feelings for you, my dark lord. What message, did she sent?"
"That she loves me and wants me." Beelzebub nodded.
"Yeah, she must be high and possible, drunk."
"Sent some demons to spy on them. Don't get caught." The demon bowed.
"My dark lord." He left. Satan sighed and looked at the fire that was roaring in his fireplace.

The demons sneaked up on Colleen and Jessica. They saw Colleen on the ground and worshipping Jessica. They exchanged confusion looks. "My dark lord and majesty. I'm all yours. What can I do for you?" Colleen asked as she looked up at Jessica.
"You must accept that your feelings for me are real. That we belong together forever. Come. I want you to make love to me better than anyone you ever have." She bowed.
"As my master wishes." Colleen began to eat her out as the demons exchanged surprise looks.
"Colleen must think that Jessica is Satan and Jessica is playing the role of him."
"What kind of drugs have they used?"
"Let's go see. Quietly." They sneaked into the campground and saw Smirnoff Ice bottles and very little heroin left. A demon tasted it.
"Uh, heroin." The other demon looked at him surprised.
"She wanted to mix heroin with alcohol? Oh boy." He smacked his head. When he smacked his head, the 2 girls jumped up.

"Oh look, Colleen, it's my demons." Jessica took their hands. "Demons; meet your queen, Colleen. You are to obey her commands as you've obeyed me." The demons exchanged looks.
"What will be our master's first command?" One of the demons asked.
"The first command? Sexual please your queen. And you." She turned to the other demon. "Sexual please me."
"Normally, we don't take commands by humans, but you, we'll make an exception. But, perhaps, instead of Legion having sex with Colleen, why not Satan have sex with her?"
"But, I'm Satan."
"The clone one."
"Ah, yes. Sent him to sexually please her then. Legion, call the clone one." Legion rolled his eyes, then, closed them. He began to communicate with Satan telepathy. Satan shook his head and sighed. He closed his eyes and both Legion and Satan swapped places.

"Colleen, what have you done to yourself?" Satan asked, once he arrived. She looked at him confused.
"My master, how may I please you?" She got down on the ground. "However, I can please you, let me."
"No, I want to please you." He unzipped his pants and got out his dick. "You know what to do." She smiled.
"Yes, my master." He touched her head and looked at Jessica who was having sex with one of his demons.
"Who does she think that she's fucking?" The demon looked up at Satan.
"She knows that I'm a demon, but she thinks that she's you and you're a clone."
"What have you found in this place?"
"Heroin and alcohol."
"I'm going to have a talk with this girl, when morning comes. For now, let's enjoy the moment, shall we?" The demon nodded.

Satan pushed her on the bottom and began to fuck her. "Have the demons found a way for you to fuck me as yourself and not as a human?" Satan looked at her confused.
"Colleen, whatever you're seeing, it's not real." She touched his horns and he looked at her. "Do you see horns on me?" She nodded and touched his teeth. "I'm guessing you see my black teeth as well?" She nodded again. "Then, I guess you're fucking me as me, then." He did her harder.
"Satan's very good at sex."
"He better be, he had many years of practice."
"He practiced for me? He wanted me to feel good. He makes me feel really good."
"I'm glad."
"Do you really think of me, when you fuck others?" He looked at her.
"Yes."
"You shouldn't because I didn't think of you when I fucked others." He nodded.
"That's because I was human when you did. You were only thinking of the human me." He kissed her.
"Okay, I don't want to talk anymore. Just fuck me as you see fit. I'm done." He nodded.
"Good." He turned her over and pound her. He had to forget that this Colleen was drunk and high.

Instead, he imagined her wanting him and only him. "Will you always want me?" She smiled.
"Always."
"Will you always love me?"
"Always." He smiled.
"No one will come between us?"
"No."
"What can I do to please you?"
"Rule the world as you rule me."
"Do you really want that?"
"Yes."
"Do you think I'll do better than God?"
"For sure." He was pounding her so hard, that he finally came. He was breathing heavy. The demon looked at him in surprise.

"Damn, whatever it did to take you there, it must have been that good." He looked at the demon.
"Oh, it was, trust me." The demon shook his head as he watched Satan remove his dick and lay on the ground. He was trying to get his breathing back to normal. The demon came to lay down next to him a few minutes later.
"What now?" Satan looked at Jessica.
"If she influences Colleen to do this again, kill her." The demon stared at him in shock.
"Are you sure?" The Devil nodded.
"No one hurts Colleen under my watch and no one comes between us."
"What do we do with the two women in the meantime?"

He got up and looked at the two women who were passed out and sleeping. "Clean this up. I don't want Jessica or Colleen to be in trouble. Put Colleen in my bed. As for Jessica," he looked at her. "Put her in the detention room." The demon was stunned.
"Satan, we don't normally put the humans in there."
"She must be taught a lesson for what she did tonight. She might have thought that she was helping," he shook his head. "But she wasn't." He looked at the demon. "I don't tolerate anyone that hurts Colleen. You do that, you'll meet my wrath. Get this done, ASAP." He closed his eyes and left.

The demon sighed and closed his eyes. More demons showed up. "Satan wants this place cleaned. Take Colleen to his bed and Jessica into the detention room." The demons looked at him in horror.
"But, we don't take humans there." The demon nodded.
"I've tried telling him that, but he insisted that Jessica learns a lesson."
"As my dark lord and majesty wishes." A demon grabbed Jessica as another grabbed Colleen. The rest stayed to help clean up the mess.

Jessica woke up the next morning and was puzzled, when she saw that she was in chains on the floor and in a cell. Three demons stood in front of her. "The master wants us to relay a message. You might have thought that you were doing Colleen a favor, but you weren't. Now, he'll let you out of this room, if you agree to never influence Colleen to drink or use drugs again." She stared at them in shock.
"How did he know about that?" They shook their heads.
"You must not remember what happened last night. That's what happens when you mix alcohol with heroin. Now, if you want out of this room, you must say that you agree."
"I agree." A demon got down on her level.
"If you ignore your own agreement that you made with us, you can be sure that worse will fall upon you. Do you understand?" She nodded. "If you think we're teasing, consider this. You look different and who will know that you're missing?" He whispered into her ear. "Oh, and by the way, thank you for the sex last night. I hope you didn't mind, you're pregnant with my child." He smiled as he looked at her face. She looked at him in shock and swallowed.
"We actually had sex last night?" He nodded and looked at the other two demons.
"Release her." He looked at her. "I'll be back to tell you how to deal with the pregnancy." He left.

Colleen saw that she was in the hospital and in a hospital gown. She could see that her feet were on lithotomy stirrups. She was confused about why she was there. She looked at her right and saw Satan in his true form looking at her. He took her hand. "Just a few more pushes and he'll be out in no time."
"Who is 'he'?" He frowned.
"Our son, darling, our son."
"Push!" The doctor called out. Colleen had no choice, but to push. She kept pushing until, finally, she could hear a baby howling. The noise scared her half to death. Satan didn't seem to be startled. "Congratulations mom and dad, you have a son." He placed him into her arms and she looked at him. He was a smaller version of Satan.
"Why is he looking like this?" The Devil shook his head and took the child out of her arms.
"I think that she's still out of it from the drugs that you've gave her. I'll take care of him for her."
"What about the baby's milk?" The doctor asked and Satan looked at the child.
"Don't worry, he'll have enough to drink." He left with the child.

"Wait, that's my son? Why can't I have my son?"
"Relax, you'll see him again soon." The doctor shook his head. "He's so in love with you that he had us make you our priority. Now that we've successfully delivered his son, you're not our care anymore. But, rest assured, you're in his."
"You mean, Satan's?" He nodded and looked at the nurse who was putting something in her IV bag.
"You need to rest now."
"No… don't….I want…I want…" She fall asleep. A few minutes later, a demon picked her up.
"Thank you for serving Satan. You'll be rewarded." He left with Colleen.

He put her on a bed. Satan came up and handed the child to the demon. "How is she?"
"Asleep."
"Good."
"What will you do with her, now that she has given birth to the Antichrist?" He smiled as he watched her. He had his hands in his pockets. He was wearing a business suit and was a human Dr. Daniel Jackson.
"What else? She'll give birth to more." The demon looked at him.
"You really do love her."
"Of course, I do. I married her."
"Did you give her the ring?" Satan nodded. "Did you tell her everything that comes with it?" He shook his head.
"I only told her what she needed to hear."
"So, she has no idea that she's going to turn into a demon or that ring will, literally, cause her to stay with you and not even death will separate the two of you?" He shook his head.
"She'll find out soon enough."
"Funny, God said the words, but you took it literally." The Devil looked at him.
"He allowed me to make the ring knowing what it would cause. If he didn't want me to, he would have stopped me." The demon nodded.

"Does she know that those drugs were sold by a demon?" He shrugged.
"I don't think so."
"Then, she didn't even know that they weren't heroin, but your DNA pills that would help her to get pregnant and give birth to your child." He smiled.
"If she knew, she would have fought harder. Tell Jezebel that she did an excellent job playing Jessica." The demon smiled.
"The master of sins." Satan smiled and continued to watch her sleep.