Hello! I've returned after... how long again? *Checks* About two months. Whoops. Then again, it's not like you guys aren't used to it by now.
I have a parody song about coronavirus coming up! So hopefully that'll be published soon!
igaveupevenmore: Right, of course! Thanks!
gaveuponaname: That's unfortunate. Maybe anytime someone uses a ten dollar bill? Fear not, you can always annoy someone! Thanks!
boring: Me too tbh lol. Thanks!
fnafan8008: Lol. Thanks!
Country-Fangirl: I've choked on air and done all of those things! Though I've never cheated on my wife either. Mostly because I don't have a wife. Even if I wanted one, no one would want to marry me so oh well. Thanks!
demigod ravenclaw: Eh, same thing. Thanks!
KotlcExpert521: Oof XD. Thanks! We're all dying inside.
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: LAMS IS GLORIOUS, AND I SHALL NEVER BE CONVINCED OTHERWISE! Mullette is okay too! It's awful! I find locking them in a room and playing the Hamilton soundtrack on repeat until they join the fandom is a good remedy. Not that I've ever done anything like that... Um. thanks!
Cabewater's Assassin: True. LAMS IS LIFE. Thanks! They are all all of us. That's why we're here.
nekokenna: I know right? Thanks! Pfft, I won't get involved with ship wa- DID SOMEONE SAY JAMILTON IS BETTER THAN LAMS!? *Challenges them to a duel* *Kills them* Where was I? Lol. The struggle of nonstop is... NONSTOP! Yeah okay I'll stop now. Or am I nonstop? You probably hate me by now so I'll shut up. Bye!
Abubble124: I trip over my own feet too! *High fives* Thanks!
ShyBean: Indeed.
Some memes about Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton.
Because why not?
Burr: Okay, we're at the window, what do you want?
Hamilton: A burger.
Burr: There is no burger on the menu.
Hamilton: I want a burger.
Burr: Alexander, we're at Taco Bell.
Hamilton: Quiero uno burger.
Burr: The number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don't give me your freaking order.
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The difference between Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton:
Burr: *Internal screaming*
Hamilton: *External screaming*
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A summary of the play:
Hamilton: Hi!
Burr: NO.
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How "Your Obedient Servant" really went:
Hamilton: Sorry about the election.
Burr: ...
Hamilton: I guess your campaign just-
Burr: -Stop!-
Hamilton: Crashed and BURR-ned!
Burr, narrating: It was at this moment I realized I had to kill him.
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Hamilton: It's illegal to be better looking than me.
Burr: I guess I'm going to jail.
And a bonus with Jefferson!
Jefferson: I'm back from France! What happened while I was gone, Jimmy James?
Madison: *Shaking*
Jefferson: What's the matter?
Madison: *Points behind Jefferson*
Jefferson: *Turns around*
Hamilton: Hello.
Jefferson: *Screeches* KILL IT WITH FIRE!
From this, we can conclude that everyone hates Hamilton.
John Laurens: Hey! I don't!
Me, smirking: Oh, we know you don't. *Recites letter* "In short, Laurens, I am disgusted with everything in this world but yourself."
John Laurens: *Blushing*
Hamilton: *Also blushing* How the heck did you-
Me: *Smiles in fangirl*
Okay, I'll see my Lams obsessed self out. Please review!