Lupa walked home from school when suddenly a dirty old van with a creepy looking man pulled up to here.
"Hey want a ride?"
Lupa immediately screamed. "Help, this pedophile is trying to get me in his filthy van."
Said creepy man sighed. "Lupa I am your father." Lincoln pointed out.
Lupa starred back at him. "Name one thing of what I just said that was wrong? And think really carefully about the state of this heap of junk and how many children you've fucked."
Lincoln opened his mouth. Then closed it. "Ok point taken, I'll see you at home." with that Lincoln sped away.