A/N: I don't own Harry Potter

This is for the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Auction – Day 7- dialogue"You can't just do whatever you want and think that's okay! You're not a god."

Word Count: 584

Warning: Nudity, innuendo

Remus stared at Sirius. He was standing on a table in the middle of the common room, stark naked, holding a large bouquet of flowers.

"Sirius, what did you do? Those look like Professor Sprout's geraniums."

"They might be?" Sirius said. "I picked them for you, because they're biting me and I like it when you bite me," Sirius announced, holding out the flowers to Remus. He gingerly took them.

"Why? Why would you do this?"

"Because, I love you, Remus. I love you and I want the whole world to know how I feel!"

"Have you been drinking amortenia again?"

"No!"

"Because you're not acting like yourself at all. First the serenade at breakfast, now these... Does this have something to do with why Lily is mad at James this week?"

"No?" Sirius asked, jumping off the table and landing in front of Remus. Remus tried very hard not to look down at Sirius' nakedness, not that he objected to seeing that, but there was a time and a place for everything. This was neither.

"So why is Lily mad at James then?"

"Something about the squid and lunch, and you have really, really pretty eyes. I should have someone paint a portrait of you. You know, I'm going to do that, I've got the gold, Mum and Dad won't even notice a few galleons missing, I mean, I am Sirius Black, it's not like my name doesn't make everyone want to serve me!" Sirius turned to head out of the tower, but Remus grabbed his wrist and forced him into an empty chair.

"You can't just do whatever you want and think that's okay! You're not a god!" Remus argued. Sirius laughed.

"Of course, I am, Moony, I'm a very sexy god of being awesome."

"James planned to potion Lily didn't he?" Remus asked, then pieces starting to connect. "And she did something in retaliation didn't she?"

"Maybe, I mean, there was this flash of pink light and it almost hit James, but I jumped in the way. He's my best mate, I had to protect him!"

Remus nodded. It all made sense. Lily had wanted James to make an arse of himself, and instead, she'd managed to make Sirius into... whatever this was. Now all he had to do was find Lily, get her to tell her what she'd hit Sirius with, and hopefully undo it. Thankfully, he knew Lily would be in the library studying with Severus. He also had a bar of Honeydukes chocolate James had tried to bribe him with earlier this month. Lily might be willing to help him for it?

"Sirius, I love you too, and I love how you want to do all these insane things to prove how much you love me,but if you really do love, truly deeply love me, you'll stay right here," Remus stated. Sirius nodded slowly, a smile crossing his face.

"Do I have to put on clothes?" he asked, giving Remus a cocky smile.

"I...no, you don't have to put on clothes, but I'd prefer if you didn't scar the first years with your amazingness," Remus answered. He really owed James a couple choice words for this mess. "Now I"ll be right back, hopefully. You stay here until I come back, alright?"

"Yes," Sirius answered. Remus smiled as he headed to the library, hoping Lily would reverse what she'd done and that he could make James buy him a replacement chocolate bar since it was really all his fault.