Episode 41: Lucina X Waluigi Confirmed

JANUARY 20th, 2019

~Main Menu from Wario Land: Shake It! starts to play~

It was a surprisingly warm day at the Smash Grounds. Most of the Smasher's Palace inhabitants made the most of the spring-like weather by hanging outside. Chrom in particular was at a booth, with a sign above it that read "Marry My Daughter".

"Um... father, I already am in lo-" Lucina tried to say before Chrom interrupted.

"Don't worry Lucina, I heard you the first time. You told me you wanted a husband earlier this morning, so I'm one the hunt for the perfect one for you." Meanwhile, in the same direction Lucina was facing, on top of the palace's roof, one of the Ditto that would emerge from Poké Balls during Smash Bros. battles was copying Lucina, flailing its arms around.

"Marry me senpai!" the Ditto squealed, not catching Chrom's attention. The Ditto then suddenly fell backwards like a ragdoll, transforming back into its usual form not long after it fell to the ground. "Ditto has no idea what Ditto has been doing for the past hour, and that greatly concerns Ditto." Ditto stood in place for a few more seconds before flying all the way out of the Smash Grounds. Lucina just stared at where the Ditto stood with confusion.

~Main Menu stops as Waluigi's Island from Mario Party 3 starts~

Not too far away from the booth were Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy Hand, Anna, and Zigzagoon, all of them sitting at a large table.

"Now that we got our fifteen-minute rant about why Lucario is a bigger loser than usual for booking the basement for a dumb meeting of his and some other punks, forcing us to hold our first-" Wario said.

"And probably last," Crazy interrupted.

"... ever Super Epic Best Friends Circle Meeting out here, we'll move on to our next topic. Which is... I forget. What is it?"

"Our next topic is discussing both the pros and cons for Fire Emblem Fates... for some reason," Waluigi answered.

"So you'll be talking about that game's endless flaws and nothing else?" Isabelle asked with an annoyed tone in her voice.

"We won't be talking about something that doesn't exist like "endless flaws"," Wario said. Isabelle shook her head before stepping into the Smasher's Palace. Isabelle passed by Pichu, who was staring at the gathered friends with a slightly upset face.

"Alright, let's start the discussion before we move on to screaming about nothing for five minutes," Waluigi stated.

~Waluigi's Island stops~

"I can't believe you harassed them just because they thought that there are too many Fire Emblem characters in Smash!" Pikachu's voice echoed within Pichu's head.

"Gah! Why am I suddenly hearing voices in my head?!" Pichu exclaimed.

"Sorry, that was just me, your conscious, replaying old memories," another voice within Pichu answered.

"Sheesh, don't do that again," Pichu replied in thought before going back to staring at Wario and Waluigi. "... Wow. They're actually having a civil dis-"

"Waa!" Wario cried out, dodging a shoe thrown by Zigzagoon.

"... a mostly civil discussion," Pichu mentally remarked.

"Even some of the most barbaric and insane people can have a somewhat civil argument every once in a blue moon. Or every other blue moon," Pichu's "conscious" responded.

"What did I just tell you not to do?" Pichu mentally asked her "conscious".

"To not replay old memories, which I didn't do," the mysterious voice echoed.

"... It wouldn't be impossible for me to reach into my head and yank you out somehow, would it?" Pichu angrily asked.

"No! W-wait! I beg you!" the voice begged as Pichu started digging around in her ear for it. While Pichu kept wiggling her arm through her head, Wario, Waluigi, and the rest of the gang watched from their outdoors table.

"... Well, that's enough discussion, onto the mindless screaming," Waluigi ordered. Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy, and Zigzagoon started screaming like the morons they were while Anna just sat there.

~Dark Cave from Pokémon: Gold/ Silver starts to play~

"There they are," Weegee whispered, hiding in a large bush not too far away from the dimwitted gang, with Dr. Wily, Natsuki, and Fortran by his side. "You got those love arrows ready, Fortran?"

"Yes sir, two love arrows originally made for war between two large fast food chains, coming right up!" the older and wackier meme uttered before pulling out the two arrows with heart-shaped tips out from his bloody mouth. Natsuki nearly vomited from the blood, barely managing to hold it back.

"Yeah... thanks," the evil meme groaned, pulling out a bow. "Now to get these morons to go against each other by having Waluigi fall in love with Wario's girlfriend."

~Dark Cave stops as Sinister Woods from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX starts to play~

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Waluigi stupidly shrieked before Rick Sanchez appeared before him.

"WUBBA LUBBA DUB-DUB!" Rick squealed. Waluigi spun around the mad scientist before giving him a roundhouse kick to the back of the skull while the rest of the screamers kept screaming.

"You are now, stupid loser," the lanky jerk replied. The tip of the love arrow poked through the bush as Weegee started aiming right for Anna, who was still just sitting.

"First up, let's give Miss Anna her dose..." the evil meme muttered. Weegee pulled the string on the bow for a few seconds before unleashing the first arrow.

~Sinister Woods stops~

But before the arrow could hit Anna, Waluigi rose up between her and the arrow, resulting in the arrow hitting Waluigi in the head.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Waluigi cried out before falling to the ground, the arrow still slightly stuck in his head.

"Well... I WAS going to have to hit him eventually, so whatever," Weegee uttered while only Anna noticed that Waluigi got hit, for the other screaming idiots were still screaming.

"GUYS! Waluigi just got hit by an arrow!" Anna yelled, managing to end the screaming for a split second.

~Sinister Woods starts again~

However, they gang started screaming again, this time worried over Waluigi. Wario, Falco, Crazy, Anna, Zigzagoon, and even Pichu rushed over and surrounded the barely conscious weirdo.

"Oh good, someone hired assassins to kill Waluigi!" Isabelle cheered.

"WHAT?!" Lucario yelled, appearing right behind Isabelle before using Extreme Speed to rush over to Waluigi.

"Now then, let's actually give Anna her dose..." Weegee muttered. He aimed for Anna's head again, waiting for the perfect moment.

"What's everyone gathered around there for?" Lucina wondered, noticing the crowd as Chrom threw Spider Man away from his "Marry My Daughter" booth.

"Waluigi just got attacked by assassins!" Isabelle squealed, skipping by.

"OH GODS NO!" Lucina raced over as Weegee was about to let loose the second love arrow. Once the arrow was shot out, it flew right for Anna...

~Sinister Woods stops again~

... but it hit Lucina in the side of the head instead, forcing her to fall over in front of Waluigi.

"Damn it! Not again!" Weegee cursed.

"Damn it! Not again!" Anna repeated, unaware of Weegee's exclamation or even presence like everyone else.

"I hope you have more arrows, Fortran," the evil meme groaned as Chrom came running over.

"Nope!" Fortran cheerfully answered.

"Mmm... this better cause some damaged relationships then," Weegee growled. The two arrows popped out of Waluigi and Lucina's heads, revealing that the arrows barely penetrated into them in the first place, right before the two lifted their heads up, with each other's faces being the first they saw.

~Encounter! Lisia from Pokémon: Omega Ruby/ Alpha Sapphire starts to play~

And as soon as they saw each other, the magic of the love arrows started kicking it. Hearts appeared in Waluigi's eyes, and even bigger hearts appeared in Lucina's.

"Waa!" Waluigi squealed, jumping back onto his feet. "Lucina, I think I'm in love with you!"

"I think you're going mad, Waluigi," Crazy replied.

"And I think I'm even more in love with you than usual!" Lucina cooed, leaping into Waluigi's arms.

"No! Lucina, you're not supposed to marry him of all people!" Chrom exclaimed. "Granted, he's far from the worst candidate who wanted to marry you today, but..."

"Yeah! He's worthless, disgusting, and only deserves a beating!" Isabelle claimed before Wario punched her in the face, sending her across the Smash Grounds.

"I'm afraid that my fate and my heart is sealed with him for all eternity, father. But that's more than just alright. It's the best thing that could ever happen to me," Lucina muttered. "Now then, shall we go on our first date, my love?"

"Yes!" the lanky weirdo replied, skipping away from the gang and out of the Smash Grounds.

~Encounter! Lisia stops~

"My arms are already feeling like they're about to fall off," Waluigi stated before the lovesick duo vanished into the wilds outside of the grounds.

"Oh no! This is just like when you went off on that long date with Anna, Wario!" Falco pointed out.

"Except now they got infected with arrows filled with a potion that makes you fall in love with the first thing you see!" Crazy added, shaking one of the arrows to force the remaining drop of the potion to leak out.

"So you mean I got all worried just because some idiot decided to play cupid?!" Lucario complained.

"No! Karma's come to bite me in the butt!" Wario cried out before something actually did bite his butt. "Ow!" Wario grabbed the bitter, one of Plankton's Arf Dawg robots, off of his butt. The yellow weirdo chucked the dog-like robot away, resulting in the Arf Dawg biting Isabelle as she was coming back. Isabelle barely had any time to react, for the robot exploded and sent her up into the air, all charred up.

"Huh. I guess this might work out after all," Weegee remarked.

~Ground Theme from Super Mario Bros. 2 starts to play~

Suddenly, Toad arrived, jumped onto the bush the four antagonists were hiding in, and yanked it out of the ground, with the four bad guys still inside and hidden. Dr. Wily and Natsuki screamed before Toad tossed the bush far away from the Smash Grounds.

~Ground Theme stops~

"I always hated that bush," Toad complained.

"What are we gonna do?! We can't just live without Waluigi!" Crazy squealed while spazzing.

"You three go after Waluigi! I'll stay here and see if I can figure out how to undo this potion!" Anna exclaimed.

"Alright!" Wario replied. The trio of idiots ran after Waluigi and Lucina, leaving a trail of dust in the wake. Once they were out of sight, everyone left just stared at the gates to the outside world.

"So...uh, Chrom, what're you gonna do?" Toad asked.

"Well... I suppose I'll just have to go along with those three," Chrom groaned before slowly walking away.

"And I'll go look for just who decided to try to be cupid so they don't cause more chaos," Lucario added.

XxXx

~Veilstone City (Daytime) from Pokémon: Diamond/ Pearl starts to play~

Birds were flying all around one of Smashtopolis's several McDonald's, snatching food from people and just pecking random citizens for the heck of it. Inside the restaurant were numerous citizens and workers, but most notably Sonic, Shadow, Tails, and Dr. Eggman were in there.

"Doctor, you must tell Knuckles that we weren't the ones who stole the Master Emerald! He's already ravaged Chemical Plant, and he might do the same to numerous other locales if he doesn't learn the truth!" Shadow yelled.

"But that means I have to be in sight of him!" Eggman complained.

~Veilstone City (Daytime) stops as Final Boss - Part 1 from Sonic Colors starts~

That's when Knuckles shattered the glass doors with his fists, catching the attention of everyone within the restaurant.

"THERE YOU ARE, SONIC THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL!" the hellish echidna roared, his face showing nothing but pure rage. "IT'S TIME YOU PERISHED, YOU DAMN SCUM!"

"EGGMAN! DO IT NOW!" Tails yelled at the maniacal doctor.

"Doh... geez... KNUCKLES! Sonic wasn't the one who tried to steal the Master Emerald last time!" Eggman informed.

~Final Boss - Part 1 stops as Veilstone City (Daytime) starts again~

"Oh! Thank you for telling me the truth, Eggman old pal!" Knuckles happily said. "Anyways, I gotta go. I gotta wander around town aimlessly!"

"Er... what about the Master Emerald? Aren't you going to go back to guard it?" Eggman asked.

"The Master what?" the red echidna muttered.

~Veilstone City (Daytime) stops again~

Waluigi and Lucina then walked into the McDonald's before Waluigi kicked Knuckles out of the restaurant and all the way across the city. The two lovebirds passed by the four remaining Sonic characters and walked up to the first and shortest line at the cash registers.

"Hello and welcome to McDonald's! I'm Claude, owner of every McDonald's in Smashtopolis, and I will take your order today!" Claude said, floating upside-down.

"Waa, give us five large fries and a pile of ketchup packets!" Waluigi said, tossing over a whole bag of money.

"... That's it?" Claude questioned.

"And two waters, please," Lucina added.

"... Well, I suppose that's only the second weirdest order today," Claude replied, a giant sweat drop coming out of the side of his head. The large sweat drop flew up to the ceiling before Claude raced into the kitchen and came out seconds later with their order. The lovesick duo swiped the tray with their food and arrived at a table in the corner, surrounded by Typhlosion eating a salad and a Muk chugging gallons of grease from the restaurant's deep fryers. As Waluigi and Lucina started eating their fries, Weegee, Wily, Natsuki, and Fortran peeked from the outside via the window of where Typhlosion was eating.

"No Wario or any other dunces in sight. Just these two," Weegee commented.

"Might mean Waluigi's connection to his friends are already starting to wear thin," Wily added as Natsuki drooled at all the food inside.

"Albert mah boi, relationships don't fall apart that quickly!" Fortran claimed.

"You wouldn't know that! You never turned your back against a good friend and had everything fall apart in minutes! Including the entire building you were standing in and part of your sanity!" the mad scientist yelled.

"Hey! I did too have to deal with buildings falling down on me while my sanity started falling apart during war! Several times!" Fortran argued.

"Both of you, shut up. They might hear," Weegee growled. Suddenly, Weegee, Wily, and Fortran felt a disturbance. The bad guy trio turned to the other side of the window, discovering that Wario, Falco, Crazy, and Chrom were staring at them. A single second passed before Wario, Falco, and Crazy lunged for Weegee, Wily, and Fortran, creating a big ball of violence between the two factions while Chrom just shook his head and Natsuki kept drooling at all the food.

~Soaring Illusions from Pokémon: Omega Ruby/ Alpha Sapphire starts to play~

Despite the fact that the brawl had caught the attention of nearly everyone in the McDonald's, Waluigi and Lucina were still fixated on each other, munching away at all the french fries. Both of them started eating away at the same, long fry, unaware that they were eating the same fry until their mouths were only an inch apart, leaning over the table.

~Soaring Illusions stops~

But the two lovebirds lost their balance and fell onto the table. The loud crash caused Wario and Weegee's battling trios to stop fighting, even as Weegee was choking Wario, and stare into the building again. This time, Weegee actually took notice of Dr. Eggman as he was placing an order.

"Eggman?! That bastard's still ALIVE?!" the evil meme growled, tossing Wario away. Both Weegee and Fortran ran right into the building and started attacking Eggman, catching the attention of everyone but Waluigi and Lucina again. The fight started another big ball of violence, which rolled right on out the front doors and into the rest of the city.

"Ah... we'll... attack each other some other time," Wily muttered. The mad scientist dragged Natsuki away, though she was still fazed by the sight of the food, even after losing sight of it.

"Waa. Wonder what those losers were here for," Wario grumbled.

"Maybe they were the ones responsible for the arr-" Chrom muttered before Waluigi and Lucina stepped out of the McDonald's.

~Silver Snow Story from Kirby: Triple Deluxe starts to play~

"Oh Waluigi, that was wonderful!" Lucina cheered, picking Waluigi up and bridal carrying him.

"Yeah, from the good food to the head concussions, it was great!" Waluigi added.

"Let's go watch a film, my love!"

"Yeah, and fall asleep while watching it!" Lucina then hopped away with Waluigi, leaving the idiot trio and Chrom by themselves again.

~Silver Snow Story stops~

"Oh gods, that potion really has been messing with her mind! Lucina would never say that! She knows this place's food is horrible!" Chrom exclaimed.

"Not all of it is bad," Falco asked before taking a munch out of a hamburger bun. "The ketchup they serve here is great!"

"Ahem," Wario grunted, pointing towards the fleeing Waluigi and Lucina. The quartet then ran off, kicking up a trail of dust that would fly into the faces of some of the harassive birds, sending them plummeting down to the ground.

XxXx

~Chain Chomp Roulette from Mario Kart Wii starts to play~

Waluigi and Lucina were in Smashtopolis's Dream Land Theater, waiting in line at the theater's only concession stand in the lobby. Behind and below the concession stand were Crazy and Zigzagoon, wearing official Dream Land Theater hats, and Wario.

"Is that anti-love potion potion of yours ready, Zigzagoon?" Crazy asked. The little Pokémon nodded in response, shaking the giant container filled with the "anti-love potion potion".

"More importantly, is it even somewhat safe to consume?" Chrom asked, standing up.

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"Can R̡ şz͞ev a drink of that g̵l̸l̀, friends?" MissingNo. asked.

"Can it and get outta here!" Wario demanded, throwing Chrom and MissingNo.'s gang away before diving back down. Waluigi and Lucina stepped up to the concession stand, but before the actual Waddle Dee worker could take their order, Crazy and Zigzagoon knocked her down.

"Hello Crazy, hello Zigzagoon who I barely remember!" Waluigi greeted the two.

~Chain Chomp Roulette stops~

All that Zigzagoon could hear was his own internal screams after Waluigi's greeting.

"We want a large bucket of popcorn and two sodas," Lucina stated.

"In other words, we want to die of thirst," Waluigi added. Crazy tapped Zigzagoon, bringing his little friend back to reality.

~Chain Chomp Roulette starts again~

Zigzagoon started shaking both the anti-love potion potion container and his body while standing on his back feet. A few moments later, Crazy started shaking as well. A few more moments later, Waluigi and Lucina, both now sandwiched between Wario and Falco, started doing the dance from the second KonoSuba opening alongside Wario and Falco. The worker Waddle Dee gradually rose back up, with anger on her simple face.

~Chain Chomp Roulette stops again~

The Waddle Dee then forced the popcorn bucket and sodas into Waluigi's hands, pushed both Waluigi and Lucina into the auditorium of the film they wanted to watch, and threw Wario, Falco, Crazy, and Zigzagoon in there as well.

~TV from Pokémon: Diamond/ Pearl starts to play~

Wario and his gang landed near the back seats, and soon after dove into the back seats, hiding from Waluigi and Lucina, who got front row seats.

"The film is about to begin! Please turn off all electronics and please, for the love of my sanity, keep your worthless mouths shut for once!" a male voice boomed throughout the auditorium.

~TV stops~

Everyone turned off their phones, except for a random Shy Guy, who turned off the Motobug sitting next to him. Weegee, Wily, Natsuki, and Fortran walked in before the film properly started and sat not too far behind Waluigi and Lucina.

"So when's the film gonna start?" Fortran wondered.

"Fortran, we're not here to wa-" Weegee muttered before Waluigi interupted.

"Waa, I am though."

~The Merry Mary Bell Rings from Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars starts to play~

"Shh!" Fortran said to both of them. The title of the film appeared on the big screen: "Generic Adventure Film With Forced Romance In It". "Oh boy! I love to hate on this one!"

"You ready to dump that cure into their water?" Wario quietly asked Falco.

"Sure am!" Falco quietly exclaimed as Chrom met up with the others in the back. The space pilot raced through the seats, stopping right behind Waluigi and Lucina. He was slowly about to drip some of the anti-love potion potion into their cups of water...

~The Merry Mary Bell Rings stops as Boss Battle from Shantae And The Pirate's Curse starts~

... but then the film had a loud explosion, scaring Falco enough to flip his arms back. The anti-love potion potion flew out and over into Natsuki's drink of Chuckola Cola. Not long after the potion mixed with the Chuckola Cola, the two liquids and the cup holding both drinks transformed into a Spike.

"What the shit?!" Natsuki yelled.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the Spike started maniacally laughing, due to the Chuckola Cola.

"Wait, I thought this wasn't a comedy," a Dry Bones remarked.

"It's humerus enough to be one, but for all the wrong reasons," Fortran responded. That's when Kamek flew in on his broomstick.

"Who took my potion that transforms things into Spikes?!" the Magikoopa demanded to know as the Spike started assaulting innocent people with its spike balls. Chrom glared at the oblivious Zigzagoon for just a mere moment.

"Hold up! You're the dumbass you summoned Malleo and me into that hellhole Smash Bros. match!" Weegee shouted over the screams of the civilians getting attacked.

"NYAAAAAAH!" Kamek shrieked, flying out of the auditorium. Weegee gave chase, and Wily, Natsuki and Fortran followed out shortly after. Wario and the other five constantly looked around, noticing all the panicking patrons and the Spike choking a Koopa Troopa.

~Boss Battle stops~

And then there were Waluigi and Lucina, both of them sleeping through all the noise. Until they both suddenly woke up on their own, that is.

"Well, that was a beautiful and romantic nap!" the lanky weirdo claimed.

"Yes, and all the romantic times we've had together within the last hour has convinced me that we need to get married!" Lucina happily yelled over the screaming.

"Oh no!" both Wario and Chrom cried out.

"Oh yes!" Niles from Nohr said before a spike ball flew into him, sending him out of the auditorium.

"Let's go have an instantaneous wedding!" Lucina squealed. She lifted Waluigi out of his seat and carried him out of the theater, leaving Wario's gang in the chaos.

"Gods! We have to stop this wedding from happening!" Chrom yelled.

"No duh, smart one," Wario growled.

"But we still need a way to get them cured from the effects of the love potion. That means that we would need someone who could distract the two long enough for us to come up with a way to free their minds," Crazy calmly stated.

"Er... yes, actually," Chrom muttered in response.

"But who is not only capable of distracting them long enough for us to come up with a cure, but also willing to do so and would be easy to convince into actually doing it?" the hand continued. The group of five stopped to think for a moment while all the chaos from the maniacal Spike continued. A Think Emote slowly floated over towards the five, but Wario caught a flying spike ball right before it was about to hit him and crushed the Think Emote to death with it. Wario returned to thinking for a brief second before he came up with an answer.

"I know!" Wario yelled.

XxXx

~Wedding Waltz from Super Paper Mario starts to play~

Waluigi and Lucina were at an outside wedding venue in the outskirts of the Smashtopolis. Lucina was wearing a normal bride's dress, while Waluigi was just wearing his usual outfit minus his hat. Numerous weirdos, such as but not limited to Malleo, Ai Kizuna, Ariados, SpongeBob, Patrick, Morshu, Isabelle, and Spider Man were there. Even Waluhart was there, sitting in the back. Right behind the Waluigi and Walhart fusion were Weegee, Wily, Natsuki, and Fortran, peeking over Waluhart's seat since they weren't invited.

"I really wish I wasn't forced to be here," the Muk that was chugging down grease before complained.

"Same," Waluhart remarked.

"Those two lovebirds forced you here too?" Muk wondered.

"No, that lunatic did," the clone said, pointing towards GengarFan3, who waved at the two before Arvis sneaked up behind the dumbass crackfic writer and burned him to death with a flamethrower.

"Now then, if anyone can show why these two morons shouldn't be married besides the fact that they're morons, please speak now or let the concept of peace vanish by allowing these two to be wed. And make it quick so I can get back to finding out just who injected a love potion into these maniacs," Lucario said, serving as the marriage officiant.

"I OBJECT!" a voice that sounded just like Lucina's boomed.

~Wedding Waltz stops with a record scratch~

"Waa?! Lucina, why?!" Waluigi cried.

"I didn't object! But I can't deny that whoever's voice that was, it sounded just like mine!" Lucina replied.

~Rival from Fire Emblem: Awakening starts to play~

"Gee, I wonder why it did?!" Bunny Lucina growled, stepping into the lane.

"You! I... have no idea why there's a clone of me all of a sudden!" Lucina claimed.

"What, did you suddenly forget about me?! Did some potion drive you mad?!" Bunny Lucina questioned.

~Rival stops~

"Yes," Crazy responded, watching the situation from afar with Wario and the rest of the gang.

~Rival starts again~

"Silence, impostor! I won't let you interfere with our wedding!" Lucina roared, unsheathing the Falchion.

"Waa, same!" Waluigi added, pulling out his tennis racket.

"And I won't let you take Waluigi from me!" Bunny Lucina hollered.

"Just fight already!" Isabelle demanded.

~Rival stops as Revenge Of The Enemy from Kirby And The Rainbow Curse starts to play~

"I agree, let's settle this!" Bunny Lucina yelled, dashing ahead. Waluigi and Lucina charged ahead as well, and within a second the two factions were face-to-face. Lucina made the first move by swinging the Falchion upwards, barely missing her bunny-themed counterpart. Bunny Lucina retaliated by delivering a short combo of punches to the regular Lucina. Waluigi ended Bunny Lucina's attack by kicking her away, and he followed up by smacking her a few times with the tennis racket while spinning, smacked her up into the air, and sent her back down with a downward serve.

"Well, hopefully this at least results in Waluigi getting hurt, killed, or anything like that," Weegee muttered before taking a sip of some coffee.

"Agreed," Waluhart responded. The two villains kept watching the fight, where Bunny Lucina was currently piledriving Lucina into the ground, until they both stopped to face each other.

"Hey, I remember you!" Weegee and Waluhart yelled at each other. Weegee and his trio leaped onto the Waluigi and Waluhart fusion, creating another big ball of dusty violence.

"Well, now that Lucina and Waluigi are distracted, we need to come up with a plan to undo that potion. NOW," Chrom demanded.

"Waa, yeah, enough pointless chatter, we need to work!" Wario replied.

"But Wario, you just added to the pointless chatter!" Falco idiotically claimed.

"And you're making it even worse Falco!" Crazy squealed with a short spaz. The four kept arguing with each other, which Zigzagoon responded by just shaking his head. The little Pokémon looked around to see if there was anyone or anything that could help. The first things Zigzagoon noticed were Kamek and Dr. Eggman, the latter in a wheelchair, approaching the wedding venue before the big ball of violence rolled into them, adding them to the chaos and carrying them all away from the wedding. The second thing was Professor E. Gadd, holding some sort of device while waving towards Wario's gang. And the third thing was the ever blocky Steve selling things at a new stand.

~Revenge Of The Enemy stops as Pokémart from Pokémon: Diamond/ Pearl starts~

"Hello good sir, what would you like to have?" Steve asked the TNT Yeeter that Wario and Waluigi accidentally made. Before TNT Yeeter could respond, Zigzagoon knocked the creature away, dug around behind the stand, and ran off with a few splash potions in a bag. "Farewell wild creature, please come again for free stuff."

~Pokémart stops as Revenge Of The Enemy starts again~

Zigzagoon raced up the wedding venue as Waluigi and Lucina were kicking Bunny Lucina back and forth. Zigzagoon threw a splash potion of invisibility right into Lucina's back.

"NO! MY BRIDE HAS VANISHED BEFORE MY EYES!" Waluigi shrieked.

"No Waluigi! I'm still here!" Lucina cried out.

"Indeed you are," a Creeper that suddenly appeared next to Lucina whispered into her ear. "And I can still see you up close like this." The Creeper exploded, killing itself, sending the invisible Lucina away, destroying some of the wedding venue, and scaring away some of the citizens.

~Revenge Of The Enemy stops again~

"Well, I suppose if she's not here, then I suppose we should be wed together instead," Bunny Lucina said, getting up.

"No, because I don't love you," Waluigi replied.

~Hawaiian Breeze by Jon Jelmer starts to play~

Bunny Lucina's smile swiftly turned into a deep frown. Her back slouched down forwards. She turned around and started walking down the wedding lane, leaping over the crater left behind by the Creeper. It wasn't until Bunny Lucina walked by Wario, Falco, Crazy, and Chrom that the quartet stopped arguing with each other and instead watched her wander away.

~Hawaiian Breeze stops~

"In fact, come to think of it, my romantic feelings for Lucina appear to be rapidly fading away," Waluigi remarked.

"Likewise, my heightened romantic and sexual feelings are also deteriorating," Lucina, somehow visible again and standing next to Waluigi, added. Crazy glanced at the love arrow he held onto, noticing some fine print on the tip saying "Lasts for only roughly two hours".

"Ooooooh, that love potion stuff was only temporary!" Crazy pointed out.

"You mean to tell me that I came to a wedding that would've lost relevance so fast?!" Isabelle complained.

"Like a lot of other weddings, yes," Falco said.

~Dancing The Hula by Kapono Beamer starts to play~

"Waluigi! You're back to normal!" Wario cheered, rushing over and hugging his brother.

"Thank the gods you're safe, Lucina!" Chrom added, doing the same to his daughter.

"I don't remember anything aside from getting a concussion and falling asleep during a lousy movie," the lanky loser stated.

"I remember all that, plus fighting that Bunny Lucina, somehow turning invisible, and somehow reverting back," Lucina responded.

"So... what exactly happened? Waa," Waluigi wondered.

"Waa... we'll explain it to you later," Wario muttered. Wario, Waluigi, and the rest of the gang wandered away from the wedding venue.

"Well, if the potion's not permanent, maybe I don't need to look for the perpetrator," Lucario said before walking away.

"And I suppose I can go home, knowing my latest invention got to serve no purpose," E. Gadd sighed.

XxXx

~Dancing The Hula stops~

The big ball of violence featuring Weegee, Wily, Natsuki, Fortran, Eggman, Kamek, and Waluhart rolled into Smashtopolis Dump. Once the dusty ball passed the bunker owned by Cranky Kong and his crew, Eggman, Kamek, and Waluhart were thrown out and landed on a pile of garbage.

"Well, that takes care of those three," Weegee muttered, wiping the dust off his hands.

"Then let's get back to the wedding! I want to see those two blue-haired girls beat each other up!" Natsuki demanded. The four villains turned around, only to find Malleo and Kizuna right behind them.

"Malleo? What are you doing h-" Weegee said before his brother interrupted.

"They ended the wedding because for some reason Waluigi and Lucina stopped loving each other."

"... Fortran? Those love arrows were temporary, weren't they?" Weegee asked.

"Oh yeah, they were! I forgot about that!" the elder meme replied.

"Hgh... whatever. Let's just continue beating up-" Weegee said before turning around, discovering that Eggman, Kamek, and Waluhart were already gone. "... OK, let's just go home." Weegee turned back to Malleo, but as soon as he did, an Arf Dawg robot bit him from behind and exploded, sending Weegee flying away.