Everything is up to date, and I am gradually making my way through the books again. If you have a cliché you'd like addressed, please say so in a review, or PM me.
Dear Fanfiction,
I've been informed that I'm quite popular among you twolegs, StarClan knows why. That being said, you obviously must know that my name is Jayfeather.
Of course you don't, mousebrains. You call me plenty of ridiculous names, because you're mousebrained twolegs. Jaybae, pfff. Seriously? You give me a mate, you pair me with my stick, and now you call me Jaybae? Really? Great StarClan, you twolegs are more annoying than Berrynose!
The only other name I've been called is Jay, by Lionblaze. He called me that because he's my brother, so I didn't mind. You twolegs, however, are not family, not Clanmates, and not even cats, yet you feel you can call me things like Jaybae.
No, you may not! I have a name, use it. I don't think that's unreasonable, mousebrains.
Sincerely, Jayfeather