Egg Hunt

Nagini laid her eggs all around Malfoy Manor and the death eaters were invited to hunt around for the eggs. Anybody who found an egg could keep the snake when it hatched, and name it whatever they wanted. Bellatrix found hers inside Helga Hufflepuff's cup. Lucius found his inside Narcissa's panty draw by accident. Barty Crouch Jr. had some difficulty finding any eggs because, as a prank, he had been superglued to Buckbeak. DJ Pettigrew just played the pipe organ instead. Crabbe Sr. found an egg, then gave his son a Kinder Surprise with a toy snake inside it. Vincent was overjoyed. Goyim Sr. found an egg in the kitchen and fried it. Solid the snake discovered this and punished Goyim with his venom. Goyim Sr. died, which was annoying because he was so fat that it took days to burn the corpse away, and it stunk up the manor.

So sad.