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[jingle] "Kowalski's Invention Vlog!" [ding]
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Four single seat biplanes, two two seat biplanes, and the four Sky-fire Jets are shown in the penguin's hanger. A large four seat biplane with a large Propeller and weird exhausts on the side of the engine block.
Kowalski walks onto the camera holding a helmet under his flipper, "welcome fellow creators! To another edition of my invention blog."
"this time featuring the Nuclear Powered Biplane!"
[name:Nuclear Biplane]
[type:Vehicle]
[odds of threatening to destroy the entire world(or at least a city):50% (it's powered by a nuclear reactor after-all)]
[DESCRIPTION OF INVENTION]
"not much different from a regular biplane only it's been modified to run off a nuclear reactor," Kowalski said.
"what could go wrong with that?" Skipper said.
"So on to the workings," Kowalski said.
[Workings of the Invention]
Kowalski opens a panel on the side of the plane, "The Nuclear reactor provides endless power to the plane with a plutonium core. Here's how it works."
"Water is drawn from this water tank," Kowalski said pointing to the water-tank, "and into these pipes surrounding the hot reactor."
"the water turns into steam which is released into this chamber," Kowalski said pointing to a rounded chamber, "The steam turns the turbine inside which then turns the propeller and provide electricity."
"the steam then enters a pipe that leads to a condenser which turns the steam back in liquid water," Kowalski said, "the water then leaves the condenser and enters a chiller before reentering the water tank."
Kowalski then turned to some iced over pipes, "for reactor cooling purposes the separate cooling pipe system pumps Liquid nitrogen from the separate liquid nitrogen tanks which keeps the reactor from overheating which prevents a meltdown."
"any excess heat is released through the pipes in the front of the engine block," Kowalski said.
"the nuclear core of this plane provides enough power to run the plane for fifty years," Kowalski said, "only needing to land to refuel it's nitrogen and water tanks, run needed repairs, and switch crews."
"now let's move to the testing of the plane," Kowalski said.
"what about the weapon systems?" Skipper asked.
"Oh...thank you for reminding me," Kowalski said.
Kowalski closes the side panel and points to the underside of the wings, "Missiles banks are located on the underside of the lower wing and the topside of the upper wing."
"two laser guns are located under the engine block," Kowalski said, "and a laser turret sits on the back of the plane behind the second row of seats."
"The Nuclear reactor can also power a devastating Ionic Beam weapon." Kowalski said, "it is stored inside the body of the plane."
"Doors on the bottom open and the weapon lowers into position."
"Now," Kowalski said, "here's another one of those testings where we show the field test mission instead of the controlled tests."
[testing of the invention]
Revenge over Atlantic
Date: Classified
Time: Classified
Location: Over the Atlantic Ocean
(Skipper's POV)
The nuclear biplane sped towards the enemy Super-blimp, "Kowalski status?" I said turning to my co-pilot.
Kowalski was holding the laser gun control stick, "Enemy has yet to engage Skipper," He said.
"Keep those weapons hot!" I said.
"What about us?" Private said from behind us.
"yeah!" Rico said.
"I doubt we have to worry about an attack from behind," Kowalski said.
"Rico! Get in the Turret just in case! Private keep those coms open!" I shouted.
"Missiles, front laser guns, and Ionic beam at the ready Skipper," Kowalski said.
"This is Nuke one to Thunderhead base," Private said, "we are approaching target! Do you copy!"
"this is Thunderhead base," the captain of the Helicarrier II Said, "we read you loud and clear Nuke One!"
"this is Blue leader," one of the jet pilots asked, "do you require backup? Over?"
"Nuke one to blue leader," Private said, "we currently don't need backup but please stand by, over."
"ten-four," Blue leader replied, "Blue Squadron on Standby."
"This is Thunderhead base! We are standing by Nuke One! Thunderhead Base out!"
"Understood fleet leader," Private replied, "Nuke One, over and out."
"copy that."
"Unknown aircraft," Kowalski addressed the blimp, "you are entering secured airspace...turn back now or you will be shot down. Do you Acknowledge?"
"not picking up a response," Private said.
Suddenly Rico shouted something in Riconese, "We got bogeys incoming at 6 o' clock!" Kowalski shouted.
"Light 'em up Rico!" I shouted.
The plane shock as Rico fired off the laser turret.
"Do you acknowledge?" Kowalski addressed the blimp, "be advised that you're about to be shot down. Over."
"their not responding," Kowalski said.
"then light it up!" I shouted.
The Laser guns fired at one of the engines as the blimp suddenly awakened. The blimp turned and a barrage of bullets flew at us.
"Evasive!" Kowalski shouted.
I did a barrel round and then a banked hard to the left to avoid the barrage. Two of the enemy planes that were tailing us got blow up in the crossfire. As I performed a loop to get back into firing position Rico managed to take out two of the remaining enemy planes.
I brought the plane in for a strafing run as Kowalski took out one of the eight engines, "one down seven to go Skipper!"
The blimp tried to run away but we flew over top as Kowalski light up the blimps spine causing a massive hydrogen explosion. The blimp collapsed limply to the ground as we took out the last four enemy planes.
"Mission accomplished," I said, "return to base..."
"Not so fast Pen-gu-wins," Blowhole responded as several jets and two Super-blimps descended from the sky.
"Two blimps?" I said, "we can take them!"
"Oh really Skipper?" Blowhole said as the Dolphin-shaped Spaceship 'The Revenge' descended from above.
"Oh no," Kowalski said.
"Thunderhead base to Nuke one," the megacarrier II captain said, "prepare for reinforcements!"
"Nuke One to blue leader," I said, "move in! We're engaging The Revenge!"
"Thunderhead base to nuke one, Do not engage The Revenge...engage the superblimps, over!"
"Let the record show that we considered your order," I said, "Nuke one over and out!"
"Do not engage! Return to base immediately! Do not engage...Do not..." Private shut off our coms before the captain could finish.
"Insubordination?" Kowalski said.
"worth it," I said, "Engage!"
"big mistake Skipper, " blowhole said.
"Skipper this things not designed to take on something as defended as that...listen to reason!"
"Smart guy say what?" I said transferring weapon control to myself.
"Firing all weapons!" I said.
"No!" Kowalski shouted as missiles, lasers, and the ion beam all fired.
"No!" Blowhole shouted as his ship exploded.
The falling flaming debris ignited the two super-blimps causing them to explode taking out their escort aircraft.
"come on get some!" I shouted.
"this is not the last you'll see of me!" blowhole shouted before a escape pod launches from the falling remains of his ship.
"Kowalski! Plot a course back to New York!" I said, "I doubt we'll be allowed back on the Megacarrier II after that stunt!"
Shortly...
Penguin HQ
the Nuclear Biplane touched down inside our hanger and we quickly climbed out.
"Another win for team penguin," I said.
"blowhole will probably build another one," Kowalski replied, "but this is a major setback for Blowhole."
FIELD TEST RESULTS
Successful Takeover: Passed
Not exploding: Passed
Front mount Laser gun: Passed
Missiles: Passed
Rear Gun Turret: Passed
Ionic Beam: Passed
Dependability: Passed
Not Losing Power: PASSED
Safety Systems: PASSED
battle stress: Passed
Maneuverability: Passed
Mission Stress: PASSED
Engine reliability: PASSED
Life Support: PASSED
Communication system: PASSED
Control system: PASSED
weapon control system: Passed
Battle Survivability: PASSED
Overall performance: PASSED
Style: PASSED
Fear in enemy: PASSED
Awe in Allies/friends/comrades/civilians: PASSED
Overall result: Passed Exceptionally
[Final notes]
"now I call that a success," Skipper said.
"this will revolutionize Ariel combat!" Kowalski said.
"well see you next time," Kowalski said.
[Invention Success/Failure:Success]
[jingle] "Kowalski's Invention Vlog!" [ding]
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