My only explanation for this is that I was prompted to write this on tumblr in hopes of solving writer's block.
Stick to the Script And Other Stories
By Bilbo-sama
Batu: King of Jenga
"How is it doing it like that?" complained Leander.
"If this tower was made in real life," added Bracken, "it would topple over immediately! This shouldn't be happening!"
Roland said nothing for he was concentrating on deciding which Jenga block to remove. Tani and Evan were watching him intently.
Roland pried one out only to result in the tower to collapse, ending the game. The kids awed in disappointment
"How are you so good at this?" he asked as he picked up a few pieces off the floor.
Batu smiled, "That's a secret."
idk imagine the most impossible jenga tower ever thanks to Batu's machinations