Author's Note #1:

This is where the credits would come in and look like...if "Nathan Rosenberg: JobTrainee" was made into an actual movie, that is.

Double D as 88 Fingers Edward started playing his pedal steel guitar to the song, "Kid," as Eddy watched and listened with delight.

"Double D, that sounds so real!"

"Don't rub salt in the wound, Eddy." pleaded Double D. "You know how much I detest this instrument!"

"C'mon, you're setting a mood, Double D! The music, the credits, the lump." Eddy said, pointing at Ed, who began to dance and sing with the voice of Peter Andre.

Ed (with Peter Andre's voice): I remember how I used to drift around a day
But then you burst into my life and everything changed
You are the smallest and the greatest thing I ever knew
But at this stage, you act twice my age and tell me what to do

As Double D kept playing his steel pedal guitar while Ed sang and dance to the rhythm, Eddy noticed three girls eyeing him and Double D.

"KANKERS!" he shrieked, realizing who they were.

Ed: And heeey, won't you notice me?
Cause I am noticing you, around here
Well, now come on
Yeah, now, kid come on
The things that I do
Well, they ain't no fun without you

As Ed kept singing and dancing, the Kankers chased after Eddy and Double D, who was still playing his pedal steel guitar. Thinking fast, Eddy pulled out a frying pan, which he swung at May, knocking her out.

"Frying pans?" asked Double D.

"Who knew they'd knock out?" Eddy asked back, before having a spark of another idea.

Meanwhile, Hook Hand joined in the act playing the piano as Ed continued singing.

Ed: Oh, like a piano I will handle you, it's such a kid
And we play the boogie-woogie like it's '94 and fight as if we were there
Oh, and the years will fly past us like a subway train
But until that day, when I am old and gray
Let's rock those years away

Singing

Minions: Bum-baram, bum-bum-bum-baram, bum-baram bum-bum-bum-baram
Bum-baram, bum-bum-bum-baram, bum-baram

Ed: Yeah, come on!
Hey now, kid come on!
I love what you do, right here!

While Ed was singing the final verse, Eddy had already made tons of money for his latest scam, Knock 'Em Out Frying Pans, some of which were unforutnately bought by the Kankers, who proceeded to hit Eddy with his own product.

"Come to Mama!" Marie said to Double D, whom she chased, swinging her pan at him.

"Oh, no!" cried Double D, who tried to avoid her swings.

Ed: Na-na-na, come on!
Hey kid, come on!
The things that I do
Well, they ain't no fun without you
No, they ain't no fun without you, no!

As Ed finished singing, he felt his head being hit by one of the pans.

So did Double D and Eddy, who bumped into their friend, landing on the ground.

"Well, so much for pulling off a simple music video." said Double D.

"Swiggity swag, what's in the bag?" exclaimed Ed.

"Ed, shut up." groaned Eddy.

Author's Note #2:

While this may be the end of "Nathan Rosenberg: JobTrainee," there is actually a bonus story that serves as a short coming your way.