The Campfire Song (The Cast of Lightning Thief)
Featuring: Vocals (Luan, Lisa, Leni, Clyde McBride, Wilbur Huggins, Christina and Lincoln Loud), Instruments (Luna and Sam)
Loud-Verse Location: Earth-PJ0 Code-CHB0
AN: Yup, this dimension is were Greek-Roman Myth is their reality. Welcome to World of Half-Bloods (LINCOLN Jackson Loud-Verse). In this Earth, Lincoln is son of Poseidon/Neptune, making him the half-brother of LINCOLN. In this realm, the half-bloods discusses their disdain from their so called "godly" parent for abandoning them or having that ridiculous rule to never attach themselves to their children and family. And yes, that would mean that the Loud siblings are not so related (or slightly related as cousins or in-laws) due to their pantheon lineage. I'll sit amongst them complaining about their lives while singing. Then I'll give a survey of each of them. Without further ado, leave a like, review/request, follow and I hope you enjoy. God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!
[LUAN Spoken]
Come on, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow
[LINCOLN Spoken]
Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? Is the food here really that bad?
[LUAN Spoken]
Offering to the gods. It's not enough that they're omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated.
To the gods!
[ENSEMBLE Spoken]
To the gods!
[LUAN]
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your parents run the universe
[ALL]
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your folks run the universe
[LUAN]
My dad is Hermes
He messengers things
You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings
I'd wait by the phone, but the phone never rings
Oh no [ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement]
When your dad's a god, life can be tough
I met the guy once, and once was enough
(Spoken)
Elisabeth?
[LISA]
My mom's Athena
She's smart and she's wise
She's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guys
But if she came to camp, it'd be a surprise
Oh no [LUAN AND LENI: Oh no]
Oh, and my stepmother, she hates me, and my dad works all day
So I left Detroit and I ran away
[LINCOLN Spoken]
Wait, is that true?
[LUAN Spoken]
Everybody!
[ALL]
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your parents run the universe
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your folks run the universe
[LUAN]
Alright, who's next?
[LENI Spoken]
Oh! Okay, let me see...
(Sung)
My mom's Demeter
Goddess of grain
She gets excited when it starts to rain
But planting and planting and planting's a pain
Oh no [ENSEMBLE: Oh no]
(Spoken)
Right?
(Sung)
For their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a car
I got a fern in some dumb mason jar
[CLYDE]
(Spoken)
Ooh, ooh! My turn!
(Sung)
I'm a child of Pan
God of the wild
For those who love nature, they're often beguiled
He's not really my dad, but I'm sort of his child...
Oh no… [ENSEMBLE: Oh no]
He went for a hike to explore new frontiers
And no one has seen him for thousands of years
[ALL]
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your parents run the universe
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your folks run the universe
[LINCOLN Spoken]
Wilbur! Who's your dad?
[WILBUR]
(Spoken)
Oh, well
(Sung)
My father is Kronos… (Pause)
Remember my lecture… (Pause)
[Thoughts: I'm not paid enough for this.]
He ate his children
[LUAN Spoken]
Oooh, Tsss
WILBUR wins
[ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement]
How about you CHRISTINA?
[CHRISTINA]
The goddess of love
My mom's Aphrodite
She tries to be cool but mainly she's flighty
I'll bring home a boy, and she's there in her nightie
[ENSEMBLE: Oh no!]
(Spoken)
It's so embarrassing, guys!
(Sung)
I tried to seek help from even the fates
Cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates
[LUAN Spoken]
Alright LINCOLN, it's your turn
[LINCOLN Spoken]
If I tried to sing, it'll probably cause an avalanche
[LUAN Spoken]
Oh, we're all friends here. Come on, give it a shot
[LINCOLN]
My mom was named Sammie
She loved scary movies
And food that was blue
And-
[LENI Spoken]
He's doing it wrong
[CHRISTINA Spoken]
Yeah, who's your godly parent?
[LINCOLN Spoken]
Oh... I don't know
[LUAN Spoken]
It's alright A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. Just give it a try
[LINCOLN]
So my dad is some god
That's great I guess...
Did he not want me? Or not want the stress?
Too bad he's the worst, and my life is a mess
Oh no [ENSEMBLE cheers]
I hope he shows even a trace
Cause I got some choice words to throw in his face!
[ALL]
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your parents run the universe
Oh, things couldn't be worse
[LUAN]
But I don't care where our parents may be
As long as you are here with me
[ALL]
We don't care where our parents may be
As long as you are here with me
As long as you are here with me!
-Music End-
That was rather fun. The ambrosia and nectar is great (being a Dimension Walker, you're basically immune to some restrictions of different worlds.). I did a survey and wrote the list.
Lori (Zeus), Leni (Demeter), Luna (Either Apollo or Muses), Sam (Apollo), Luan (Hermes), Lynn (Ares), Lucy (Hades), Lana (Either Hephaestus, Artemis or Demeter), Lola (Aphrodite), Lisa (Athena), Lincoln (Poseidon), Clyde (Pan - satyr. Adopted by the McBride fathers), Christina (Aphrodite - adopted by humans), Wilbur Huggins (Cronus - Teacher of RWES Half-Blood Division and Current Principal), Haiku (Morpheus or Selene), Tabby (Muses), Maggie (Thanatos or Erinys), Polly Pain and Paula (Pan - Satyr), Giggles (Dolos or Ate), Ronnie (Helios. She found out when the divorce happened. Her elder half-brother, Bobby is purely human.)….
[There are some that aren't involve for simplicity sake.]
I asked Lincoln on who is Sammie is and he replied that her name is Samantha Lighthouse and she once had a boyfriend who turns out to be Poseidon. After he left, Lincoln was raised by his single mother until she died of a horrible accident and was adopted amongst the Loud family (who are also foster home parents for Demigod/Half-Blood Children and under the protection of the Olympian pantheon). That's how he discovered his abilities as a Half-Blood and soon enrolled to the Half-Blood division of RWES and will be spending his vacation in a Michigan branch of Camp Half-Blood. After that long chat we decided to hit the hay and fall into slumber since the night is casting the atmosphere.
-END-
AN: And this is part two of the double. Will I stay here? Probably or probably not. We'll see if things get more interesting. I just came to survey this place and have some good tunes. Percy Jackson and the Olympians is a series of books owned by Rick Riordan.
These are current line of suggestions:
Weak by AjR
Savage Love by Jason Derulo (might be M-rated)
Kiss (Never Let Me Go) by Thyro and Yumi (might be M-rated)
Am I Wrong by Nico & Vinz
Suggestion
We Are The Champions by Queen [cruz2018 - To be done soon]
Once again, Thanks you, leave a like, review/request, follow and I hope you enjoy. God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!