Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does. This is nothing more than a story to alter the canon. Also I will use Jutsu of my own creation or alter the name of real ones to fit my work.
Author Note: This story includes gore, lemons and adult content. Also it will negate parts of the canon, like the space bunny goddess mumbo-jumbo. Lemons will be announced so is easy to skip them in case you are not willing to read them.
"Speaking"
"Thinking"
"Biju speaking/ inner Sakura speaking"
"Biju thinking/ inner Sakura thinking"
Jutsu.
T.J.N.M
Jiraiya spent the next few days bringing Tsunade up to date. Both Sannin also observed the girls training with admiration. It was after one of those training sessions that Shizune approached the two teens.
"Naruto-san, Hinata-san, can I speak with you for a moment?"
"Of course. Just please refer to us as N and H. Both to keep our identities as anonymous as they can be and also because we only allow our names to our loved ones." Explained Hinata as Naruto stretched and yawned.
"Please N-san, I understand that you are upset with Tsunade, but she is not really a bad person… she… she is just in a very bad place right now." Said Shizune
"We know. We understand that. I really don´t hate her for not coming to me in my times of need. I can understand that others took advantage of her lowest moments to manipulate her. But she really made me lose my papers with her attitude yesterday." Confessed Naruto.
"We hope that returning to Konoha and working as a medic will help her with her grieve. And also with her fear issues." Said Hinata.
"How do you know about that?"
"Didn´t both of you treat a member of A-sama´s team some years ago? Please don´t feel pressured to speak in the name of your master. And reassure her that we don´t hate her… N-chan can just go and accept her in her family just like that. No after all that has happened to us." Explained the white eyed girl.
Two days later Tsunade invited them to diner in order to try and connect with them. Even if she was not sure about returning to Konoha, she still wanted to establish some kind of bond with her long lost relatives. Naruto told her about her life as a Kumo ninja, and about the failed invasion from Orochimaru.
That night Hinata went to the female Sannin´s room.
"Tsunade-sama, It´s I, H Uzumaki, open up please." Said the polite young kunoichi. Tsunade, out of curiosity mostly, let her in.
"What are you doing here H-chan? At this hours of the night."
"I´ve come now because is the only time we can avoid Jiraiya-sama. Let me go straight to the point. We, as N-chan and I, know that you have being in contact with the snake. N-chan smelled his foul chakra all over you. We know that his right hand man, Kabuto Yakushi is keeping tabs on you. Listen to me and listen to me well. He´ll deceive you. No matter what he offers you it will me a rigged deal. What is more important, if you hurt N-chan I assure you that you´ll die. You know full well what my mother in law is capable of, and I´ll guide her with my very own eyes." Said Hinata in a neutral tune. Then she went to the door, but before leaving she turned again and added. "You should know better than to listen to someone how desecrated your ancestors to revive then as slave zombies and sent them against the village they built. Just so you know."
Tsunade watched as the dark haired girl leaved. She knew that her threat was very serious and wondered who formidable truly those two girls under the Kyubi´s guidance were.
Orochimaru was a bastard. She had no doubts about that, but she never suspected that he would be so despicable to send the founders against their home. To desecrate the rest of her own family just to try and had his vengeance against the alleged affront of their sensei.
She wanted to see her Dan and Nawaki. Both left her to soon, but at what price? The life of to others. No, they wouldn´t be her Dan and Nawaki, they would be her shackles and chains. Tools for Orochimaru to control her. No, the girls where right. It was due time to stop her pity party and do what she was supposed to do. She owed that to her ancestors, to Naruto and to her loved ones. But, if she was to deal with her ex-teammate, she needed to get rid of Jiraiya first, or he would spring any trap she prepared before Orochimaru slithered his nasty way on it.
That Sunday Jiraiya crawled his way to Naruto and Hinata´s room. He had been drinking with Tsunade last night and warned her about betraying the leaf by helping their ex-teammate. She drugged him, which was a fact. He entered a few seconds after Shizune.
"Tsunade, that… that… ARGH!" He was just unable to insult her. "She drugged me! She´s gone to Orochimaru!
"We know, Jiraiya-sama. But we suspect that she is not betraying us, she may be trying to set a trap for him. That is why she left Shizune behind."
"Please Jiraiya-sama you must help her! Let me see if I can do something about the drug and then we go please!" Begged the dark haired lady.
The toad Sannin agreed and a few seconds later Shizune and he left, the Kumo-girls said that they would be going a bit later.
Meanwhile, Tsunade arrived to the meeting point. Orochimaru then gave her a detailed review of his injuries.
"Sarutobi-sensei did quite a mess with you eh?" Chuckled Tsunade analysing the documents Kabuto provided for her. "Impressive! He managed to destroy your nervous system, to completely erase your chakra paths and render your flesh completely useless, if not for your medics your arms would be rotten and no treatment could help you there."
"Yessssss Kabuto is quite the accomplisssssshed medic. Ssso, are you going to heal me or not? Remember that for your payment I´ll need two sssacrificesss that you musst provide." Said the snake amused.
"I can treat your arms no problem, with enough time, and if he follows my directions, your boy would be able to regrow your chakra paths and nervous system. But I don´t know how to undone the seal or how to repair the damage done to your mind." Tsunade sighed. "Still a deal is a deal."
Tsunade did a few quick hand seals and her hands started to glow green. But before she touched her ex-teammate Kabuto lunged at her Kunai in hand. Orochimaru was about to inquire about his minion´s actions when he explained that Tsunade was not performing a med-jutsu.
"Why Tssunade? Why betray me? Don´t you want to sssee your lover and brother again? Didn´t I promisss you to resssurrect Dan and Nawaki for you?"
"I´ll meet them again when the time comes. But before I have a duty to the living. I´ll Kill you Orochimaru! For your crimes against my clan and my people!"
Orochimaru chuckled and bite his own hands making them bleed, then he swigged both arms smearing Tsunade with his blood. She started to tremble.
"Oh, poor poor Tsssunade-hime. Besst medic in the world, ssstrongesst Kunoichi alieve yet ssso afraid of blood. Ku ku ku ku. You really are pathetic. No wonder why you losssst your loved onesss. But don´t worry. You´ll be coming with uss. I will treat you well while you decide to heal me. Ku ku ku ku…"
"The hell you will! Not while I am here!" Roared Jiraiya landing between his two teammates, Shizune arriveing after him.
"Bah! Jiraiya! Of all the ssstuborn nuisancesss out there you are the worssst! But what can you do when you barely ssstand in your feet. Ku ku ku ku. The Great Jiraiya druged by thisss pathetic woman. You are not even a challenge right now." Taunted Orochimaru.
"Neither are you without your arms" Taunted back the Toad Sannin.
Orochimaru enraged extended his neck to bite the white haired man, but Jiraiya quickly covered himself with his Ninja art: Lion mane-Needle shield, the snake avoided it and kicked his foe several meters away. "Kabuto! Kill Tssunade´ss Assistant!"
While the drugged Jiraiya, albeit struggling, went toe to toe with the armless Orochmaru, Shizune found herself facing Kabuto. Despite being Med-ninja both, they had plenty of battle experience, but Kabuto was superior by a clear margin.
Tsunade watched helplessly how Kabuto was getting the upper hand against her disciple. "Move! Move dammit! I need to move! I can´t let a bit of blood stop me! I am Tsunade Senju!" Roared Tsunade in her mind, but she was still unable to overcome her terror.
"Come on Tsunade! Shizune needs my help! Come on!" Tsunade begged to her body to move, but she remained static. Meanwhile Kabuto had trapped Shizune in ninja wire and was gloating about how pathetic both, master and apprentice.
Kabuto went for the kill when a blur passed next to him, thanks to his training he was able to jump back before the ground exploded under Tsunade´s heel.
Orochimaru was not having a good day. First, Tsunade was not cooperating. Then Jiraiya, even drugged, was a formidable foe. And to top it now Tsunade somehow overcome her hemophobia in the worst moment. Definitely it was a shitty day.
"Kabuto come here! We need Manda now." Commanded Orochimaru jumping back. With Kabuto´s help he summoned Manda, the snake boss, while Tsunade and Jiraiya summoned their counterparts.
"Orochimaru! Why did you call me? Why is the annoying toad here?"
"Manda-sama, please help us in this fight. We´ll give you plenty of sacrifices later." Promised Kabuto.
"Orochimaru! Who is thiss inssect? What iss happening here?" Asked the big snake annoyed.
"Manda thisss is my underling. We are in a bit of a ssstrugle here, but he iss right. Help usss and you´ll have plenty of ssacrificesss after.
"So we are finally taking care of the traitor? Good. By the way I want a new snake skin wallet for my wife. Let's get to work… Ero-sensei" Taunted Gamabunta. Jiraiya threw a bit of a temper tantrum to his summon's amusement. Yep, definitely those girls have a gift for jokes.
"Katsuyu-sama, please help us deal with this. Can you help Jiraiya? I kind of drugged him…"
"On it Tsunade-chan." Said the gigantic slug as a tiny part of her separated from the main body forming a smaller copy. The little clone then jumped to Jiraiya´s shoulder.
"Let's do this Bunta! Give me oil! Fire release: Toad oil flame bullet" Gamabuta spitted a big dose of toad oil and Jiraiya set in on fire with his Fire release: Flame bullet. This caused the already powerful fire jutsu to turn into a massive wave of burning oil that lingered where it landed.
Manda burrowed to avoid the liquid flame and appeared under Katsuyu coiling himself around the slug. Biting the slug was useless so he went straight for the two human on top of her. But he recoiled as Katsuyu spitted her dangerous acid. The slug then separated in hundreds of smaller copies carrying Tsunade and Shizune to safety.
Gamabuta then descended, sword ready, to the puddle of slugs in an attempt to stave the snake, but he failed and Manda wiped him with his tail. As result he stepped back leaving his short sword nailed to the ground. Manda tried to bite the weapon less toad, but Bunta caught him by his jaws rendering him unable to close them.
Tsunade kicked the toad boss´s sword in the air and then used it to try and decapitate the snake. Orochimaru, regurgitating and lengthening the Kusanagi, made Tsunade move in the last moment so she failed her attempt at the snake. In the heat of the battle nobody saw Kabuto sneaking out.
Manda finally recoiled what allowed Gamabunta to recover his sword. Katsuyu reformed under Tsunade while Shizune jumped to safety. Jiraiya jumped to the ground while Katsuyu and Bunta harassed the snake. Feeling himself in better condition he used Earth release: Swamp of the underworld to turn the ground under them.
Kabuto, who used a earth based jutsu to dig underground, popped behind Shizune and holding her aligned a scalpel to her throat. "Surrender Tsunade-sama, or you will lose someone precious once again."
Tsunade felt the ache in her hand as Orochimaru laughed mercilessly. "Itsss inevitable. It iss your dessstiny to help me reach my dreamsss Tssunade. You know better than anyone how tenacioussss I am! Now help me getting the world rid of our sssstemed ex-teamate. Think in all the women you´ll be helping ku ku ku ku ku.
"Tsunade…" Said Jiraiya concerned.
"Don´t do it Tsunade-sama! They´ll never let me go! You know it!" Screamed Shizune, struggling under Kabuto´s hold.
"No? Your choice then. You´ll help me one way or another. Kabuto kill her." Ordered the snake Sannin.
"Yeah… I don´t think so." Said a new voice.
Suddenly hundreds of tentacle-like blue braids and two thick arm like formations of blonde hair came out of the same hole Kabuto used. After them Naruto and Hinata. Hinata´s blue braids covered Kabuto nearly whole and Naruto´s extended pigtails did the same with Shizune, protecting her. The spy used his chakra scalpel to free himself, but was forced to flee without harming Shizune.
"Yo Ero-sensei. This Ninja art: Lion mane of yours is pretty amazing. Eh… sorry for being late." Naruto was scratching the back of her head as if nothing serious was happening at the moment.
"Well well, what iss thisss? If it issssn´t the blonde menace that sstoped part of my plansss and the blue haired whore who let the eight tailsss inside my private party with Sssarutobi-ssensei. I´m ssssure that my ex-friendsss of the Akatsssuki will forgive me if I tell them where and who their lossst Jinchuriki isss. But before I plan to experiment with both of you for the pain you have causssed me!" Not even Manda was as venomous as Orochimaru´s voice.
"Kabuto, play time isss over. As Jiraiya isss ssstil under the drugs effect, let´ss sssee how many of my ssssumonss he can handle. Oh how I´m going to enjoy experimenting in an Uzumaki Jinchuriki. And I´m sure that an unsssealed Hyuga whore will reach a high price in the sssslave marketssss." Everyone cringed hearing that. Everyone but Naruto and Kabuto.
"Ey! You! The snake faced manwhore paedophile!" Orochimaru couldn´t believe the gal of the Jinchuriki. "Yes you! Don´t look so surprised you child molester cunt. I´m talking to you. It´s been a shit of a week for me, so, do yourself a favour and disappear in about… right the fucking now! You don´t want to pressure me today!" Shouted Naruto.
"Oh… poor poor Naruto-chan" Hinata saw red hearing the Leaf traitor´s voice. "What happened to the poor poor Jinchuriki? Did you break your nailsss? Did sssome ssstole your breakfassst?" Taunted Orochimaru while summoning more snakes.
Hinata picked Shizune from the floor while Naruto cracked her knuckles. "Now you´d done it! I´m killing the lot of you! I´m killing you so death that you´ll wish to die! And you are fucking lucky by the way! Just a few days ago we meet Fish-face and SuperEmoBigBrother the Kinslayer of the Uchiha. As both pricks recognized us and identified me as… well me! Then is obvious that their joy-sucking-fan-service-fashion-club of the tomato clouds obviously know by now that I pretty much survive Konoha´s best attempts against me. Which bring me back in the game, as a target and as a player." Ranted Naruto. "Then we went and find that Tsunade was indebted to the brim and drunk to boast. And if that wasn´t enough to get me moody… then to top it all I´m having my TJNMs today. So fucking congratulations! You have received the best prize in the lottery, you have been chosen to be my personal punching-sacks." Naruto´s Full henge dropped during her angry speech.
"Eh… What are TJNMsss? I´ve never heard of that affliction." Said Orochimaru, being quite anticlimactic, as the seven newly summoned snakes plus the three boss summons turned to the blonde girl.
"My mother fucking Teenage Jinchuriki Ninja Monthlies you moron! You don´t have a clue of what I´m dealing with!" Naruto glared angrily at all the people / creatures in front of her. "My boobies hurt like hell! My pussy is bleeding like a fountain! I got cramps in my dong and my insides are on fire! I got the motherfucking aches of a week concentrated in one day… AND YOU FUCKING DECIDE TO COME AND PISS ME OFF TODAY!"
"Well this is fanfuckingtastic" Growled the fox-girl. "I don´t have to hide anymore and you got me the fucking excuse to go and do what I was restricted to do in training only! Hinata jump on my back!" Naruto´s smile turned scary feral as she got in all fours. "If you somehow survive what is coming you better buy lube, I´m bending you over till you cry for mercy, and then I´ll fucking kill you for good!"
Naruto exploded in a maelstrom of red and orange chakra. The Sannin where still watching in awe the powerful display when all the raw and untamed chakra formed a dome around Naruto and grew really really fast. Two seconds later the dome vanished and an orange blur crossed the battlefield impacting between the recently summoned snakes. With a loud Boom a still growing nine tailed fox landed on top of the slithering reptiles and howled chilling the bones of everyone.
"How does it feel?" Thundered Naruto´s voice. "How does it feel not being on top of the food chain?" Naruto reached her real size as the Kyubi while mauling one of the snakes with her claws. "Mother, can you take control of our tails? I´m kind of clumsy controlling more than three."
"Of course Naruto-chan. You know that is really cute watching you trip over our tails don´t you?"
"MOMMA!"
"Hush! Pay attention to the task at hand."
Some of the snakes tried to escape the swamp that restricted their movements while others tried to attack the mighty vixen. But they found themselves wrapped by the multiple tails. Kurama then proceed to squish the life out of them as her chakra kept them pined to the realm so they couldn´t be unsummoned. Naruto bite off the last snake´s head and turned her eyes to Manda and the two passengers on his head.
"You should have fled when you got the chance Pedochimaru!" Growled Naruto. Hinata, between the vixen´s ears and with a terrorized Shizune clinging to her waist for dear life, scanned the battlefield with her eyes. "Naruto-chan, Oka-sama, there are no clones or false bodies around, so they must be the originals."
"Hold tight daughter. Naruto and I are going after then and is going to be a rocky trip!" Advised Kurama.
Katsuyu, on instinct, backed down. Gamabunta, who had fought the tailed beast on a previous occasion, stood on guard, ready to defend himself of both snake and fox. Manda was not really aware of the situation. The snake was still processing the fact that something had killed his minions instead of dispelling them, not entirely sure if it was a genjutsu or not. So he was barely able to dodge the deadly fox when she pounced.
"Orochimaru this was not part of the deal! I´m not fighting a biju for you!" Shouted Manda while dodging Naruto and her tails.
"Kami dam it! Stay still you overgrowth worm!" roared Naruto in frustration allowing Kurama to thrust three of their tails into the ground in an attempt of impaling the purple snake. Manda somehow managed to slither his way out of Naruto´s reach.
"Orochimaru! You are on your own! I´m out of here the first chance I get!" Proclaimed Manda dodging a multiple tail sweep. The ground trembled under the vixen´s tails ministrations. The snake recoiled even more and as soon as there was enough distance between the enraged beast and him, Manda become static and disappeared in a plume of smoke. Taking advantage of the smoke screen Kabuto and his master used Earth release: Dig like a mole to try to scape underground. But Naruto keep trying to get to them under Hinata´s guidance.
"Enough little ones. The enemy is not a danger anymore, let them scape. The damage to the area and the effort is not worth the chance we have of getting them."
The other two Sannin watched how the nightmare of Konoha tried to pummel the traitor and his hissing summon. When Orochimaru managed to escape the beast turned to the pulling her tails from the ground. Bunta raised his sword as the fox approached. Jiraiya would never denied in the years to come that his legs where trembling.
"Oh come un Gamaboss. That is not the proper way to treat an underling. I thought you liked me. Oh H-chan hold me my hearth hurts…" "N-chan you are currently too big to be hold" "… DRAMA! SADNESS! ABANDONMENT!" Proclaimed the Vixen in a "hurt" tone, dropping her ears to add to her antics.
"Time to turn back to normal N-chan. I think that Ero-sensei is about to have a heart attack at this rate."
"But this way my ouchies hurt less!" Whined the fox. "As you wish, but you can´t have lunch if you have that size."
"Okay okay, I´m turning back, be ready to land." The fox started to shrink to the point of being slightly bigger than a horse, then it started to transform back into the fox-girl. Everyone watched mesmerized the whole process but Shizune, who was clinging to Hinata with her eyes tightly closed.
"Ow ow ow, my ouchies. Shizune-neechan you can open your eyes already. The battle is over"
Shizune opened her eyes and looked around blinking, then to Naruto and Hinata, then around again. "Y-y-y-YOU!" She grabbed the blond by the neck and started shake her. "Don´t you dare to never ever do that to me!" Shizune started murmuring how beautiful firm ground was.
Later, over a hot meal, Naruto and Hinata explained to the loyal Sannin that until their encounter with Itachi and the Akatsuki they were supposed to not use their Jinchuriki powers except in emergencies. But, as the Akatsuki were aware of their identities and thus the masked man, they now were free to go all out. The snake clearly got quite the surprise, after all, no one expects a trained Jinchuriki
"So let me get this clear. You are a boy that after being beaten to actual death, somehow you were… remade? …Reconstructed? …Fixed?" Tsunade groaned. "I refuse to call that healing! But yes. You were turned into a girl with a fully operative reproductive system and a penis… and you produce sperm inside your body, yet you are fertile in both genders." "I also got extra painful but short monthlies!" Added Naruto. "All thanks to a massive sentient chakra being of thousands of years. That by the way was inside my grandmother and used to scold me without me knowing it."
"Wait wait wait. Just wait!" Interrupted Naruto trying hard not to laugh. "You didn´t know that mom was inside Mito. And you weren´t aware." Naruto turned red, and chuckled. Hinata tried to help Naruto to recompose herself without much success. Naruto started to fake coughs. "Daughter, want to switch with me so I can scold her again?" That made it Naruto roared in laughter. She hold her sides, she felt to the floor and she cried. Definitely she had to work in her poker face.
"So…" Naruto started laughing again. "So… what did you think that was happening when I was scolding you" the change in Narutos voice and eyes made the already jumpy blonde Sannin nearly fall from her seat.
"I thought that it was a crazy Uzumaki thing! Mito-sama used to speak with herself out loud… well shit!" Tsunade reddened. "But but but… that is not! That´s not important! We are discussing you." Hinata giggled.
"My dear N-chan is the proud and powerful head of the Uzumaki clan. I am her wife. Together we will rebuild our clan and crush our enemies, then repopulate." Hinata continued giggling.
"Oh, Jiraiya-sama, please stop making that dreamy face. If you keep showing it you´ll be our Ero-sensei forever.
"Anyway! Let's be clear. You are the third Jinchuriki of Kumogakure, currently allied with Konoha out of respect to the old man and because there is an enemy out there planning to get us all?"
"Yep!"
"And you plan to re-establish the clan yes?" Both Uzumaki girls nodded.
"And what is the plan? Suppose that I am interested in helping you. What can The last Senju do to help her cousins and goddaughter?" Asked Tsunade putting her serious business face.
"Is easy, we know the game, we know the players and we know the rules. The plan is to cheat!" Said Hinata. "The problem is that most of people is not ready to face the truth. That there is an Uchiha playing behind the scenes, probably behind the major events of the last two decades."
"So! We are going to prevent his known objective. Collect the nine biju. By allying Konoha with Kumo we break the power balance in the elemental nations. Next step… assert our control over Konoha! The clans will respect us and follow Sarutobi-old-man, but the civilians will always run interference and work against the Uzumakis. Therefore we will subdue them or eliminate them using their own weapons against them." Chirped the blonde. "Basically the plan is to claim what is ours and fuck the Uchiha!"
"Well… wouldn't it be interesting if the Hokage was to help you?" Giggled Tsunade, more like a schoolgirl than like a proper adult. "So… fuck the Uchiha?" She said raising a glass.
"Fuck the Uchiha!" Tossed the Uzumaki. Then the three women glared at Jiraiya and Shizune, who reluctantly reisd their drinks and grumbled "Fuck the Uchiha."
"CHEERS!"
Author´s note: Every time I wrote TJNM or read it, I found myself singing the intro of the ninja turtles but instead of teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage jinchuriki ninja monthlies. I had a blast writing this!