From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 7:22 AM 1 May 2017

Dear, Birch

It's okay…

You probably needed the sleep.

You get up way too early.

It almost concerns me.

My morning has so far been the same as usual, I hope yours was better.

Sincerely, Me