Okay, I've been thinking of changing this story's name, any suggestions or I'll just stick with it? Like about 40 days to October 6th. I think maybe I'll get to 40 chapters or more. Hopefully at least 40. Thanks for everyone who reads this fanfic :)

Percy wondered, "BRO, I just found something out!"

Leo asked, "What's it?"

Jason and Percy looked at each other, "If Percy/My last name didn't have 'ck' in it, instead it is 's', then it'll be my/Jason's name!"

Leo smirked, "AmaZhang!"

Nico sighed, "So, I wonder if oyu guys actually made your own dictionary of BRO words... Like BRO, bruh, JaCKson, AmaZhang, Brospam, Beef jercy..."

Percy pulled out a large book with scraps on it which wrote:

Dictionary

Brook

In crayons and markers.

Nico blinked," I thought I was just kidding..."

Jason bellowed," Thee ain't no joke!

Percy asked, "Since when I touch water, it heals me... Will it do the same if Annabeth touched a dictionary..."

"Hmmmmm!" Percy did the thinking look.

Jason hugged his Teddy bear," We should make a group chat in DemiChat!"

Leo suggested, "Call it..."

Nico's expression melted to a frown, "Oh no, nu-uh. Leo, not something stupid again! C'mon..."

"SUPER MCBROS!"

Jason cheered with Percy shooting their random party cannons.

Nico smacked his forehead, "Dang it..."

Percy brought out the BRO lucky wheel to do things...

Percy said, "So this is the BRO lucky wheel, we decide to do things with it!"

Jason slapped percy's back, "I wanna press the button!"

"NO ME!

" MEH!"

" MAH! "

Nico yelled," SHUT UP! I'LL DO THE THING! HOPEFULLY NOT STUPID... "

Nico knew he was definitely gonna get something stupid becuase there was litterally no thing that isn't stupid.

He pressed the button silently hoping that the wheel will break and he will just suggest his own ideas.

The bro song started to play which blasted the hell out of Nico's ears.

...

Go to the Mall with a unicorn!

Nico stared at himself with a unicorn outfit, "Seriously... Worst luck ever!"

Leo nudged him, "LET'S GO TO THE MALLL!"

"Aiiii!" Jason started swinging his stuffed toy unicorn.

Nico stared at the mirror, "WE ALL LOOOK LIKE IDIOTS!"

Percy, Jason, Leo and Nico were litterally wearing unicorn outfits...

Going to the mall...

In public...

With people...

Who aren't blind...

No running...

No shiz...

"Gonna be a long day..."

Leo yelled, "KIDS CHECK OUT ME!"In a megaphone.

People were laughing and snapping photos. Some kid went up and asked if he could have ice-cream.

Nico glared at him," Die... "

Percy cheered as he dived straight into the fountain with his unicorn outfit," Ayeeee"

Nico coughed, "Errr... Can we go buy stuff now?"

Leo jumped next to him, "AYEEEEE!"

Percy and Jason followed doing the floss.

Nico looked around the shop, it was quiet which relieved him... Except the fact Leo popped out of nowhere singing the bro song.

Nico gritted his teeth, "Leo!!!"

"WE DA BROS!" He ran off screaming like mad man.

Nico instantly regretted coming here. He should have just tp-Ed away... Even Will was better. Nico kept picturing Will here with him... No that's terrible...

Percy and Jason came over flossing and dabbing singing the barbie song. Jason asked though his mouth was full of candy and chocolate , "Where is Leo bro?"

Nico yelled, "LEOOO!!!!"

No response.

Nico slapped his forehead again, "Dang it."

He grabbed percy by the tail and Jason by the neck and dashed off around the shop.

"LEO! GET OUT HERE BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!

Nico rushed off the Toys r us shop and Pizza Express.

No Leo.

Nico called," LEO!!! "

They found the ice-skating rink where people were complaining that the ice was melting.

Nico brought Percy and Jason to the rink and climbed over the glass wall.

The guard shouted, "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING."

Skating with no skates... And unicorn fabric hoofs... Not a great combination.

Nico skated around trying not to fall with the weight of Jason and Percy on him.

"Can I try to spin on the ice?"

"NO!"

"Ooo, that person is good at skating, can we meet her?"

"NO!"

"I wanna flip on the ice!

" NO! "

" I'M A BARBIE G-"

" NO! "

Nico looked at every person on the ice. No Leo... Then what caused the ice to melt other than Leo?

People started to leave as the ice kept melting. Nico murmured," Dang it... "

" Hey! I wanna cuddle with those people too!"

" NO!! "

" I'm gonna spin!"

"N-PERCYYYYY!"

Percy started spinning and swing Jason with Nico around.

They fell right on the ice Jason and Percy fell to their backs... Unfortunately for Nico, he fell face-first.

"MMMMpppp!"

Nico got up and brushed ice off him, "Oww! If I was a normal moral, I could have died!!!"

Nico grabbed one of the fallen ice-skating shoe-laces and tied Percy and Jason to it.

"There! NOW WHERE THE HECK IS LEO VALDEZ!"

A customer service next to them wrote, 'ASK THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU FOR HELP! "

Asking strangers... Nico hated it but no choice.

" Hey, sir. Have you seen a random, flaming unicorn outfit boy named Leo Valdez? "

"Miss, you seen a boy in unicorn outfit called Leo Valdez?"

"... Anyone seen a stupid, idiotic boy melting the dam ice in a unicorn outfit?"

No one answered him, some just shook their heads.

Nico felt the most beautiful moment in this day, an idea popped up," CONTROL CENTER! DANG! "

Jason was hugging Percy was they were dying which Nico didn't want to interfere since he didn't care now.

He grabbed them more tightly and rushed to the control center which... Needed a key to open..

Nico took a deep breath, "THAT'S IT!" He kicked the door open with the strength he gotten from his anger and stress.

Leo was toying with the wires. That wrote, "autodistruttivo"

Nico knew it was Italian... Yelled at Leo, "LEO VALDEZ! WHY THE *BEEP* DID YOU LEAVE!".

"Awww, you were worried!"

"Grrrr!" He glared at Leo who was about the press the button with the note, 'autodistruttivo'

Nico read it more throughly...

Self-destruct...

"LEO!NO NO NO! DON'T TOUCH IT! DON'T! VALDEZ! YO-YOU STOP! STOPPPP!" Nico grabbed Leo immediately.

"THAT WILL SELF DISTRU-Tick tok tick tok..."

He heard the noises of a countdown.

"Leo...WHAT DID YOU DO!"

"Oops..."

"WHY THE HELL DID THEY HAVE A SELF DISTRUCT BUTTON IN HERE! STUPID PEOPLE!"

4:48

Nico yanked Leo over, "Fix this! No self distruct! Got it?"

"Hey, but it will b-".

"GOT IT! I SEARCHED THE WHOLE MALL FOR YOU, DEALT WITH IDIOTS, SKATED ON ICE WITH NO SKATES, ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK! I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE..."

Nico leaned forward to Leo, "Do...it...!"

"I wanna build a snowman!" Jaosn said from behind.

"NO!"

Leo quickly got to work and gulped.

Percy didn't help at all, he worked his way with some wires he barely understood... "

" PERCY! GET OFF THE THING! "

He brought Jason and Percy together," Stay here! Don't touch anything! "

1:17

Nico said without loookign at Leo," You done? "

" Almost! "

The countdown stopped suddenly.

Nico sighed," Oh my gods, finally! "

Jason asked," Can I summon lightning as party cannons...?"

"NOOO!!!!!!"

He Shadow-travelled them to the Poseidon cabin.

He brought them to the Argo ll where Frank, Hazel, Piper and Annabeth were.

"Deal with them!"

Nico stormed over to them. He was covered with ice, colourful ribbon strips, wood twigs and a few socks from the shop.

Piper asked, "Errr... Nico, what happened. And why are you wearing... That?"

"NOT A WORD! I QUIT! I QUITTTTTTT!"

Jason asked, "Can I build a snowman?"

Piper expression melted like Nico's, "Oh, I see what he means... NOOOOO!"

Okay! Hope you enjoyed this. I wrote this because I litterally understand how annoying these situations can be. Like you try to babysit someone but they go all mad man on you. Trust me, it's the possibly worst experience you'll every get.