BEHOLD! The greatest fanfic based on one of the oldest and most hated Loud House episodes ever! (No, I'm not talking about NSL or KOTC. I mean BITF). After reading this, stories like "Syngenesophobia" will pale in comparison.

If any of you are faint of heart then don't read this as the sheer amount of drama, action, and heartbreak will leave you paralyzed in awe. But if you're brave enough, then continue on you brave warriors.

In the infamous Loud House, all of the sisters were fighing over something stupid like usual (What is it this time? A dress?).

Meanwhile, Lynn Sr and Rita are showing their authority as parents by locking themselves and Lily in their bedroom. (But they're still better than Timmy Turner's parents, right?)

Suddenly, Lincoln comes through the front door and sees the carnage taking place.

Bearing a bored expression, Lincoln walks into the kitchen and comes back to the living room with something in his hand as he walks closer to the females ending in mortal c(K)ombat.

Lori restrains Lola with a chole hold only to feel cold liquid splash against her face.

"What the heck?" she fussed while letting Lola go.

Immediately, all of the sisters got the same thing.

Wiping their wet faces, they glare at the culprit who is no other than Lincoln holding a squirt bottle.

The platinum blonde haired boy pointed his left index finger at them as he stared at them with wide eyes.

"Stop it!" he commanded.

The girls looked at him in confusion.

"Stop it!" Lincoln said again as if he was training a dog to not pee on the couch.

His sisters became angry again but this time they were gonna attack him instead of each other.

But before any of the girls could lay a finger on him, they were assaulted with more splashes of water by Lincoln rapidly pulling and releasing the handle over and over.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!" Lincoln repeated over and over to get their attention

The sisters coughed and thrashed until Lincoln stopped squirting them with water.

"Stop it!" Lincoln returned to what he was doing while pointing his finger and wearing widened eyes once more.

"Okay?" Lincoln questioned.

All of the girls stood still in front of him.

Suddenly, Lori gave a slow nod as she wore a pouty face.

"OKAY?" Lincoln asked again but sternly as he aimed the squirt bottle again.

On cue, all of his sisters nodded at once while also having the same pouting expressions as Lori.

"okay..." All sisters whispered simultaneously.

"All right." Lincoln finished calmly, seeing that his sisters learned their lessons.

The brother went upstairs as his sisters went their separate ways while the parents still his in their room because they're sooooooo responsible.

The End.

I hope you all enjoyed this emotionally gripping tale and acknowledge all of the hard work I put in to make this possible.

Cheers, lads.