Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy Snog at Ministry!
Wizard world savior, Harry Potter, and known Death Eater, Draco Malfoy were seen snogging near the floo entrances midday yesterday. It's been said that Malfoy has been staying at Potter's Home for Witches and Wizards for over a month.
The last news of Potter's relationship was with Luna Lovegood, who was questioned. "Harry and Draco are dating? Goodness, I'm sure they're Happy." When asked about her relationship with Potter, she responded with, "Harry is my very best friend, I love him so. Oh, did you see that? A Monitarian Beetle just flew by your head!"
When approached about his feelings towards his best friend dating a known death eater, Mr. Ronald Weasley reported, "it's EX death eater, get your facts straight, and as a matter of fact, I'm thrilled they're together, now buzz off, go find someone else to bother. Leave Harry alone."
"I'm sure whomever Draco is seeing is none of your bloody business, now leave my property before I make you" Narcissa Malfoy commented late last night.
"I can't believe they went to your mum's house!" I tossed the paper on the table.
"Bloody morons, honestly." Draco smiled
"I have to say, we do look hot in this photo though," I looked at the picture of us snogging, it was flattering, "I wouldn't be too worried about being in the paper anymore, though."
"yeah, not 'til we get Married." Draco stood and walked out of the kitchen.
"yeah . . . Wait. What?!"
A/N That's the end, folks! Thanks for reading and reviewing!