(Just then, nine of Lincoln's sisters, all in their regular forms, all walk downstairs and notice the four girls sitting next to him on the couch.)

Lori: "Aww. That is literally adorable." (takes a photo)

Leni: "Hey, Linky!"

Lincoln: (turns to his sisters) "Anything you need, girls?"

Leni: "Oh, nothing."

Luna: "Well, we can see you have your hands full with your lady-friends…"

Lincoln: Yep, we're bonding even closer."

Lucy: "According to Luan, you did the deed with all of them…"

Lana: "And left us out…"

Lincoln: (annoyed) "Oh, for God's sake! I'll do you guys eventually!"

Luan: "Great… Anyway, what are you guys up to?"

Paige: "Just watching TV, and spending time with our cute boyfriend..."

Lori: "Really? That's it? Watch TV?"

Lincoln: "What? I can't have sex all the time!"

Luna: "You have the whole night open, free to do whatever you want!"

Leni: "Ooh! How about a board game?"

Lincoln: "Sounds good to me."

Stella: "What kind of game?"

Lori: "How about some Apples to Apples?"

Jordan: "Okay!"

(Lori and Luna set the game up at the dining room table, as each person is given their own assortment of cards. Lincoln is the judge of the first round, as he places a green card face up on the table.)

Lincoln: "Alright, here we go… Everyone, try and pull out something that's large."

(Everyone looks at their cards to find something large. Jordan is the first one to go, as she puts one of her red cards near the green one, facing down. Sequentially, the other girls, one by one, put out their respective cards. Lincoln takes all the red cards and shuffles them.)

Lincoln: "Let's see what we have here for large…"

(Lincoln lays out all the red cards he received on the table, facing up, so everyone can see them.)

Lincoln: "Leni, an apple isn't large."

Leni: "Aw, dang it…"

Lincoln: "Lana, I guess crocodiles can be considered large."

Lana: "Heck yeah, they are!"

Lincoln: "Jordan, it depends on how large the wheels are."

Jordan: "Come on. It says monster truck wheels…"

Lincoln: "Eh, I'll let it slide. Hmm, Lucy, I mean caskets are huge, but it varies."

Lucy: "You haven't seen the ones I've used…"

Lincoln: (weirded out) "OK…" (to Lori) "I can say for sure, elephants are large."

Lori: "They're the largest land mammal on Earth."

Lincoln: "Paige, you get a point for castles." (to Stella) "And Stella, you're spot on with mansions."

Paige: "Castles and mansions make for some of the best game worlds…"

Lincoln: "Ronnie Anne, you get a point with balls."

Ronnie Anne: (half-lidded) "Good thing I know some that fit the description perfectly…"

Lincoln: (chuckles) "Ah, you little jokester…" (to Lola) "Same thing to you, for putting sausages in here."

Lola: "Ha-ha! I knew you couldn't resist..."

Lincoln: "And finally, Luna got a tuba. So, everyone but Leni got a point."

Leni: (downtrodden) "Aw, man…"

Lincoln: "How about this, sis? You're the judge for this round. How's that sound, hmm?"

Leni: "Alright!"

(Lincoln takes all the used cards and puts them back in the box, as Leni takes out a green card from the deck and sets it on the table.)

Leni: "OK, guys, find something that's hairy."

Luan: "You?"

Leni: "Hey!"

(Luan laughs, as Leni glares at her. Everyone looks at their cards to find something. Soon, everyone sends their card of choice to Leni for her to judge.)

Lincoln: "This is the part where you shuffle the cards up, Leni…"

Leni: "Oh, right."

(Leni shuffles the cards and begins to look at all of them.)

Leni: "We have monkeys, wolves, bears, goats, dogs, turtles, alpacas, blowfish, cats, mice, parrots, pigs, and ducks… Pretty sure some of these don't have hair..."

Luna: "Dang it! Pig was the only thing I had that was close to hairy!"

Lisa: "Green card never said the subject of the red card had to have fur."

Luna: "True."

Lynn: "Next round!"

Leni: "Wait! Let me think here… The people that picked turtle, blowfish, parrot, and duck don't get any points this round, but the rest do."

(Now, Lori is the card judge; she picks out another green card from the deck.)

Lori: "You guys need to give me things that are small."

(Everyone shuffles their cards and turns them around.)

Lynn: (jokingly) "Linc and Bobby's dicks."

Lori: (gasps in shock) "How dare you, Lynn. Both of their logs are big and majestic."

Leni: (looking through her cards; thinking to herself) "Hmm, a rock could be small. A bird could also be small. What should I go with? Hmm..." (tosses in one of her red cards)

Lincoln: "Oh, real mature, Lynn."

Lynn: (breaks down laughing) "I'm sorry!"

Lincoln: "Kinda ironic, seeing how you always said you loved having my large log pound your holes…"

Lynn: "Okay, okay. I was just joking."

Lori: "Okay, let's see the results." (looks at the cards)

(From the red cards, the other players chose rock, ant, peanut, flower, feather, bee, seed, sand, pill, contact lenses, flea, earring, and paper clip.)

Lori: "Wow, everyone spot on."

(While the gang continue playing Apples to Apples, Rita, in her bathrobe, comes into the dining room.)

Rita: "Hey, kids. How's the game?"

Leni: "Going great."

Lori: "Need us for anything?"

Rita: "I need Lincoln." (goes to Lincoln and takes his hand) "You're coming with me, sweetie..."

Lincoln: "But Mom, we're in the middle of a game…"

Rita: "Now, Lincoln…"

Lynn: "Hey! You can't do that!"

Rita: "Yes, I can!" (goes to the basement with Lincoln)

Lola: "Get back here!"

(Lola starts to run after her, but Lori stops her in her tracks, lifting her up by the back of her dress.)

Lori: "Just let it go. I bet they'll be done in time for the next round to start."

(In the basement, Rita sets Lincoln down on the washing machine.)

Rita: "I've been wanting some attention from you for so long, dear…"

Lincoln: "O-okay, Mom… And?"

Rita: "And I finally have you…"

(Rita takes out a teal vial from the exterior pocket of her robe and sets it on the washing machine. She then undoes her robe and tosses it onto the dryer, unveiling her bare body to Lincoln.)

Rita: "Now, let's get you ready, sweetie…"

(Rita removes Lincoln's polo shirt, pulls away his shoes and socks, unbuckles his pants, and discards his underwear. She then grabs the vial and unscrews its cap, as she holds the opening up to Lincoln's mouth.)

Rita: "Drink up, Lincoln, honey..."

(Lincoln sighs, as he drinks the serum, turning him into his adult form.)

Rita: (eyeing Lincoln's crotch hungrily) "Finally… Time to have some nice, big sausage…"

(Rita squats down and eagerly sucks on the top of Lincoln's log while gripping his legs, much to his pleasure.)

Lincoln: "Yes… Keep going, Mom…"

(Rita goes even deeper on Lincoln's log, going down to the lower half of it.)

Lincoln: "Ah… Your throat feels so freakin' good, Mom…"

Rita: "You're not so bad yourself, sweetie…"

(Rita then grips Lincoln's ballack and kneads them, making him moan. He cums down Rita's throat)

Rita: (pulls away; licks her lips) "Delicious as always, Lincoln… Now, I need some loving down here too…"

(Rita pushes her robe to the side and sits on the dryer with her legs spread out. She then starts fingering herself, then spreads the opening to her vagina.)

Rita: "Now… Put that tongue to work, Linky…"

(Lincoln licks Rita's pussy, making her moan in joy. Back upstairs, the girls are still playing their game, but some of them are annoyed that Rita took Lincoln away, especially Lola.)

Lola: (groans) "It's not fair that Mom just took Linky away from us like that!"

Luan: "Yeah! I know!"

Luna: "It's alright, dudette. Let's just keep playing. Now, you'll need cards with something that's smelly to score this round."

Lola: "What? You mean stuff that smells like Lana?"

Lana: "Thanks…"

Luna: "Okay, let's see. Clothing, deviled eggs, rotten food, mud, soap, diapers, and deodorant. So whoever put potatoes, stone, wood, ice, laptop, and baseballs, you guys are out."

(Back in the basement, Lincoln is sitting atop Rita's chest and giving her a boobjob. She manages to get a lick of Lincoln's pre-cum coated tip each time his cock goes up to her mouth.)

Rita: "Oh, yeah! Keep it up!"

(Lincln shoots his cum all over Rita's face and tits. He gets off of her so he can fuck her pussy.)

Rita: "Oh, yeah! Bang me, my hot baby boy!"

Lincoln: "Oh, Mama!"

(The two's lovemaking can be heard all the way from upstairs, much to everyone's annoyance. Lola is shaking in anger.)

Lola: (screams in fury) "That tears it! it! I can't take it anymore!"

(Lola storms upstairs, then soon returns downstairs with many vials of aging serum and plops them all down on the table.)

Lola: "We're gonna show Mom who's boss… Who's with me?!"

The Loud Sisters: "YEAH!"

(The Loud girls then shed their clothing and each take their vials, then they storm downstairs. That just leaves Stella, Jordan, Paige, and Ronnie Anne sitting at the table in confusion.)

Stella: "What the heck just happened?"

Ronnie Anne: "I have no freakin' idea…"

(All the while, Maria, Bobby, and Lynn Sr. were watching the scene transpire from the living room couch.)

Bobby: "Wow. A revolt... Should we stop them?"

Lynn Sr: "Hmm… These kinds of problems fix themselves around here. So, we don't need to worry."

Maria: "What do you say we have a little threesome?"

Lynn Sr. and Bobby: "We're in."

Maria: "Hey! You four want in?"

Jordan: "Alright…"

Paige: "Our game's pretty much over now, so what the heck?"

(Maria, Bobby, and Lynn Sr. head into the latter's room, with the girls close behind with vials in their hands. Back in the basement, Lincoln is still pounding Rita, but now he's making out with her. But all of a sudden, the two hear the basement door slam open.)

Lincoln: "Huh?"

Rita: "What the hell?!"

Lola: "Alright, blondie! Your time is up!"

Rita: "What? Five of you are blonde, too!"

Lori: "We can't stand you just hogging him down here, while we're upstairs!"

Rita: "None of you are ones to talk! If you girls want a turn, you'll have to wait!"

Lincoln: "Girls, please… Settle down… Mom's right. Let's just be patient here and take turns…"

Rita: "We're almost done, anyways."

Luna: "Okay, fine. We'll lighten up."

Lincoln: "Damn, you guys are cock hungry."

(With that, Lincoln keeps thrusting, then cums into Rita's pussy.)

Rita: "Oh, yeah.."

Lincoln: "Honestly, girls, you can get really selfish sometimes…"

Lori: "How are we selfish?! It was Lola's idea!"

Lincoln: "She's one of the worst ones, in that category."

Lola: "Wow, Lincoln... Just, wow… You're just gonna diss me right after I took you out to stay with Elise and Mark..."

Lincoln: "Okay, okay. It's just that I'm really worked up because I'm having to fuck a ton of girls daily. And sometimes, I wish I could just get a break from it."

Leni: "Now I feel bad, you guys…" (looks down sadly)

Lisa: "Me too…"

Rita: "I owe you an apology, Lincoln… I just really wanted that sexy log of yours."

Lincoln: "That's alright, Mom."

Luan: "Hmm… Perhaps a little movie night can cheer you up, Linc?"

Lincoln: "Hmm… I would, but I got four other girls who are probably waiting on me."

Lynn: "That's fair. Go have fun, buddy. We won't stop you."

(With that, Lincoln heads up the basement stairs, with the Loud girls following behind. When they enter the living room, they hear some moaning coming from the Loud parents' room.)

Lincoln: "What's that?"

Rita: "It came from my room."

(Rita opens her door as she and Lincoln enter the room. The two of them see Maria banging Lynn Sr. and the latter eating Jordan's pussy out, while Bobby is banging Ronnie Anne and fingering Stella and Paige in their assholes.)

Lincoln: "Whoa, mama…"

Stella: "Oh, hey, Linky…"

Paige: "What's up?"

Lincoln: "Well, I wanted to see if you guys want to have some fun with me. But I see you're taken." (smells himself) "Yeesh… I reek. I really need a shower."

Jordan: "Can I take one with you?!"

Lincoln: "Sure! Come on!"

(Jordan gets off the bed, as she and Lincoln hold hands and walk upstairs.)

Lola: "You mind if I take Jordan's place, Daddy?"

Lynn Sr.: "Not at all, kiddo."

(Lola goes into the room and makes out with Lynn Sr.)

Maria: "Hey, Ronalda, Roberto, want to do your own mami?"

Ronnie Anne and Bobby: "Yeah!"

(Bobby penetrates Maria's pussy and begins thrusting, while Ronnie Anne sits on her face.)

Maria: "Oh, si. My own two kids banging their own madre. How are you guys doing?"

Bobby: "Great!"

Ronnie: "Also, great!"

(Upstairs in the bathroom, Lincoln turns the faucet to hot. He and Jordan step into the shower, as they hungrily make out.)

Jordan: "You know, I should host a private pool party just for you, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "That'll be great."

(Lincoln takes a bar of soap and rubs it all over his body, then passes it to Jordan so she can do the same.)

Jordan: "Can you clean me, please, sweetie-pie?"

Lincoln: "Sure."

(Lincoln uses his hands and rubs Jordan's breasts, making her moan in joy.)

Jordan: "Yeah, just like that."

Lincoln: "You are so smooth."

(Lincoln then cleans Jordan's body, legs, feet, and hair, which he uses shampoo on.)

Jordan: "Oh, thank you, Lincoln. Can you wash my back?"

Lincoln: "Of course."

(Jordan gets on her knees in front of Lincoln, facing her back in front of him. He uses a rag to wipe the soap off Jordan's back. However, his dick rubs up against Jordan's lower back, catching her by surprise.)

Jordan: (giggles) "That tickles."

Lincoln: (half-lidded) "Want me to get your chest too?"

Jordan: "Uh huh."

(Jordan turns her body around as she shows her chest to Lincoln. He uses a rag and cleans her breasts, making her swoon.)

Jordan: "You know how to please your woman."

Lincoln: "I really do…"

(Lincoln removes the rag and clamps Jordan's breasts with his hands, making her scream in supreme ecstasy.)

Jordan: "My turn to wash you…"

(Jordan squeezes her breasts together, as she slides Lincoln's cock between them.)

Jordan: "You like that, Linky? You like how my tits feel on your log?"

Lincoln: "Oh, hell yeah…"

(Jordan moves her breasts up and down, to the sheer delight of Lincoln.)

Lincoln: "Oh, Jordan!"

Jordan: "Oh, Lincoln!"

(Lincoln cums all over Jordan's breasts and face, then looks down to see his handiwork.)

Lincoln: "Sorry, Jords. Got you all messy again."

(Jordan traces her face and breasts with her fingers and licks Lincoln's cum off of them.)

Jordan: (half-lidded) "Then, you're gonna have to clean me again, big boy…"

(Lincoln then kisses Jordan's face, as he fondles with her breasts while the tip of his dick rubs against her belly button.)

Jordan: "Want me to wash your back?"

Lincoln: "Uh huh."

(Lincoln sits on the tub floor, as Jordan gets on her knees and uses a rag to clean the soap off of his back.)

Lincoln: "That feels so good!"

Jordan: "You have the most wonderful back, Linky…"

Lincoln: "Thanks, can you do my front?"

Jordan: "Sure."

(Jordan then crawls to Lincoln's front so she could clean his chest and muscles.)

Jordan: "Got anything planned after school Monday?"

Lincoln: "Not at the moment. Why?"

Jordan: "Well, I was thinking… You… Me… Stella and Paige… Hanging out..."

Lincoln: "A date? Where to?"

Jordan: "We can go to my house. I got the newest Dance Battle game."

Lincoln: "Okay, it's a date!"

(Lincoln and Jordan get out of the bathtub, the former turns off the water, and the two dry themselves off with towels.)

Lincoln: "Let's head back to my room. And let's round up Stella and Paige."

(Lincoln and Jordan wrap their bodies with their drying towels and go downstairs to recruit Stella and Paige.)

Lincoln: "Stella! Paige! Come here!"

(Stella and Paige both exit Rita's room.)

Stella: "S'up, baby?"

Lincoln: "How about we head back to my room and play some video games?"

Paige: "Sure thing! You wanna smash while playing Smash?"

Lincoln: "Fuck yeah!"

(Paige happily takes Lincoln's hand, as she goes upstairs with Stella and Jordan in tow.)

Paige: "Who are you gonna be?"

Lincoln: "Terry."

Paige: "I'm gonna be Piranha Plant. What position should we take?"

Lincoln: "Doggy."

(Lincoln starts the game, as he inserts his penis into Paige's pussy and takes her doggy style.)

Stella: "Do you mind if we look through some of your comics, Linc?"

Lincoln: "Knock yourselves out."

(Stella and Jordan each grab a comic book off of Lincoln's desk, as they sit down next to each other.)

Stella: "Doing the mundane feels more relaxing when you've got nothing on."

Jordan: "You got that right, sister."

Paige: "So, Linc, is it hard or easy to do girls without your hands?"

Lincoln: "Pretty difficult, cause my log could slip out at any time, and I can't feel how good their bodies are."

Paige: "I bet your sisters can help you with that."

(Paige uses forward smash on Lincoln, getting him offstage, then does neutral special to hit him with a spiky ball, which nets her a stock.)

Lincoln: "Say, you're good."

Paige: "Thanks. Spent years of playing Smash. Ever since Melee..."

Jordan: "Lincoln, how long have you been reading Ace Savvy?"

Lincoln: "Ever since I was a little boy, Jordy. Around five years old."

Jordan: "Hope the world gets to see more of the adventures of the Full House gang…"

Lincoln: "Trust me. Me and Clyde have been working on more issues featuring them."

Jordan: "Sweet. Anyone feeling hungry?"

Paige: "I do feel hungry."

Lincoln: (thrusts into Paige) "Same here. I think dinner's starting in an hour."

Paige: "Only one stock left, Lincoln… Better step things up. I still have two."

(In the game, Terry uses his side special on Piranha Plant, which knocks him off the map. Then, he goes offstage and hits Piranha Plant with a down-air, sending him downwards at an angle.)

Lincoln: "Now, it's just one to one, Paige… Brace yourself…"

(In the game, the Smash Ball is roaming across the stage and both Piranha Plant and Terry begin to race for the Smash Ball in order to use either of their final smashes. Piranha Plant manages to break the item and summons Petey Piranha, to which it swings two cages at Terry, causing him to fall off the stage, earning the victory for Piranha Plant.)

Paige: "YEAH!"

Lincoln: (groans) "I almost had it!"

Stella: "Can we join in for the next match?"

Lincoln: "Sure, how was the Ace Savvy?"

Stella: "It's great, Linc."

(Suddenly, Leni enters the room, as Lincoln and friends were on the character select screen.)

Leni: "Hey, Linky. Are you guys doing okay?"

Lincoln: "Doing great, sis. What's up?"

Leni: "I just wanna see how my fave brother is doing." (pinches Lincoln's cheek)

Stella: "Aw. So, she's the sweetest of your sisters?"

Lincoln: "Sweeter than honey, child."

Leni: (giggles) "Speaking of which, you want some sugar, Linky?"

Lincoln: "Give it to me, Lens."

(Leni kneels down and grasps Lincoln's face softly with both hands, as she kisses him on the lips lovingly.)

Lincoln: "You missed me, Leni-wenni?"

Leni: "Sure did, Linky-cakes…"

Lincoln: "So, working on any new fashion statements?"

Leni: "Yep, I've been making some cute, sexy swimsuits for me and the others." (to Stella, Jordan, and Paige) "Excuse me, but do you want some too?"

Stella: "We're good, Leni."

Lincoln: "You sure about that? Cause the clothes Leni makes are up there with the stuff you see in Maybelline stores…"

Jordan: "Really?"

Leni: "Indeed."

Paige: "Okay, we're in."

Stella: "Make mine red and white…"

Jordan: "Yellow and teal for me…"

Paige: "I want purple and blue…"

Leni: "Wanna take me now?"

Lincoln: "Sure. Best thing for you to do is suck me off. We were about to play a game. You can sit right next to me."

(After Jordan scooches away from her spot, Leni sits next to Lincoln and bends her head down to suck his dick, holding onto his legs for support.)

Lincoln: "Good girl, Leni… Now, what do you say we all go random, girls?"

ONE HOUR LATER…

(After all the matches they've played, Paige comes out on top with five wins. Lincoln was close behind with three, while Stella and Paige are tied for one win. Throughout all this, Leni managed to score lots of Lincoln's cream between each match.)

Lynn Sr.: (from downstairs) "Dinner's ready, everybody!"

Lincoln: "Finally, I'm starving!"

Paige: (triumphant) "And I got five wins underneath my belt."

(Lincoln groans, as he and the girls all change back into kids via the de-aging serum, get dressed, and head for the dining room downstairs to sit with the others.)

Luna: "What have you been up to all day, bro?"

Lincoln: "Playing Smash Bros. You?"

Luna: "Been tuning to some music."

Lynn Sr.: "Eat up, everyone!"

(Everyone grabs a slice of tuna noodle casserole from its dish, and starts eating away with some small talk in between, mostly from Lincoln and the girls.)

Lincoln: "This food is so good… Another great dish, Dad."

Lynn Sr.: "Wasn't just me. Maria helped give it some flair…"

Maria: "Yep. Got that cooking pizazz from my mothermama."

Lincoln: "Whatever it is, it's really good."

Maria: "So, Linc, Lori, I was talking with my kids, and we were wondering if you guys wanted to visit us soon?"

Lincoln: "Heck yeah!"

Lori: "When we have the time for it, we're sure to come."

Lincoln: "Maybe you can see about getting Frida and Carlota on board when you get back…"

Maria: "Can do, sweetie."

Lincoln: (to Stella, Paige, and Jordan) "Hey, do you have enough stuff to stay until Saturday?"

Stella: "Yeah, my mom said I could stay Saturday, Linc."

Paige: "Ours too."

Jordan: "Looks like tomorrow, we're spending another day with our favorite white hunk…"

Lincoln: "Yes!"

Lori: (in her head; laughs) "I'm so happy for him."

(After dinner, in Lincoln's room, he, Stella, Jordan, and Paige are in their adult forms. Lincoln is fucking Stella's asshole, eating Paige's pussy out, and fondling Jordan's breasts.)

Stella: "Oh, Linky! Fuck me!"

Paige: "Go, Lincoln!"

Jordan: "Squeeze my tits!"

Lincoln: (muffled) "Oh, girls! Yes! Fill me up, girls!"

(The girls cum all around Lincoln while he cums into Stella; he moans in joy. Outside the room, Lola is secretly recording them on her phone.)

Lola: (giggles) "A little keepsake for him… And something to pleasure myself tonight, since I don't have Linky..."

(With that, Lola goes into her room, tiptoes past Lana's bed, then strips down to the buff. She drinks an aging serum and gets under the covers of her bed to watch her video of her brother banging his friends.)

Lola: "Now let's see how much fun my big Linky had."

(Lola plugs her earphones in, as she plays her recorded video. As she watches Lincoln mate with Stella, Jordan, and Paige, she fingers her vagina and rubs her right breast.)

Lola: "Oh, yeah… That's hot…"

(She fingers herself deeper as she lightly squirts from her vagina.)

Lola: "Wow, Linky… You know how to please a woman… Even if you're not having sex..."

(Back in Lincoln's room...)

Stella: "Hey, Linc. Can we cuddle with you in the bed? In the nude?"

Lincoln: "Sure. Get over here, babes."

(Stella, Paige, and Jordan all get into Lincoln's bed with him as they cuddle with him.)

Lincoln: "Good night, girls..."

Jordan: "Night, Lincoln…"

(The girls smother him with kisses, as they all go to sleep.)