Chapter 78 - Stewie B. Goode
Narrator
Fresh out the net box
Stop, look, and watch
Ready yet, get set
It's Family Guy!
We see paparazzi taking photos of the cast as they come out of the limo and they walk on the red carpet.
Chorus:Oh, oh, oh
This is All That
This is All That!
First it show Frank waling out of the limo with a poster with the words "oh" and he poses for the camera.
Then its shows Meg comes in looking all sexy as she signs autographs while she winks at the fans.
Then it turn to Lois comes in hopping while grabbing rose as she gives a kiss toward the fans.
Chorus: Check it, check it, check it
Now this is just an introduction
Before I blow your mind
The show is All of That and yes we do it all the time
Then it shows Frank Jr poses as he pull his hat down his chest as he throws a rose to the Fans.
Then next person to show up on the carpet is Stewie. As he flips his hat back to his head while he give autographs to fans.
Then Brian comes in sliding on the red carpet as he waves at the fan as he walks in.
Chorus: So sit your booty on the floor or in a chair
Ground or in the air
Just don't go nowhere
Then Emily comes in give autographs as she smiles at the fans as she tells one of her fans to call her.
Then the scene shows Persephone puts a rose on her mouth with a sexy angry look on her face.
Chorus: Cause everything we do
It's all of that!
When entertaining you
We all of that!
Then Chris shimming down the carp as he gives the fan a shout out.
Then Peter slide towards the carpet as he flips his hat back on his head.
Chorus: My posse and my crew
It's all of that!
So sit still cause we're coming right back
Then the scene shows John throws a rose at his fans.
As the scene, changes to Tyler puts on rose his mouth as he gives everyone thumbs up.
Chorus: Oh, oh, oh
This is All That
This is All That!
Then scene change to the Family Guy MC Cast walks down the stairs as they take a group photo while looking gangsters of the 80. All this while music ends as the scene fades to black.
The scene opens at the Quahog Community Swimming Pool. As people are swing in the pool, while the Griffin twins pass by a kid on a water slide.
"Whee!"The kids said as his slide down the water slide in excitement.
Then we join Chris and Tyler on top of a diving border as they try to reach out to their mother, Lois Griffin. As Lois was putting on suntan lotion on her skin.
"Mom, look! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom, look at me! Look at me! Mom! Mom! Mom!" Chris shouted out for his mom to look at him make swan dive into the pool.
"How was that?" Chris asked her how his splash was.
"Your third somersault was a little sloppy. However, what do I know, huh? It's been so long since I qualified for the Olympics." Lois explain that she was almost qualified for the Olympics.
"You were in the Olympics?" Chris asked her on why she was in the Olympics.
"No, I got pregnant with Meg and Persephone and I couldn't go. Now I'm pro-choice. Lois telling Chris how she went pro-choice after her pregnancy with Meg cost her the chance to be in the Olympics
Now we join John As he watched Brian at the edge of the pool holding a glass of whiskey. He came up with an idea when Persephone walked by.
"Hey, hon. Go crouch behind Brian. I thought maybe you and I could push him in the pool." John told Persephone, who chuckled at his plan and agreed to volunteer.
Persephone quietly snuck behind Brian and crouch waiting for her boyfriend. John stretched his arms and legs getting himself ready and then soon after, ran toward Brian. However, he soon slipped on a puddle and ended up flying towards the dog. Brian, though, walked away, resulting in John accidentally knocking Persephone into the pool with him. The two soon emerged from the pool and each coughed out water for air.
"*cough**couch* Uh, sorry, babe, are you alright?" John asked Persephone to see if she was okay.
"*cough* Yeah. *cough* I can't see. I must've lost my contacts." Persephone said realizing that she can barely see.
"I'll go get them. Be right back." John said diving deep into the pool to retrieve Persephone's contacts, which he did and took her hand to the edge of the pool.
After getting out of the pool, John handed Persephone back her contacts, who put them back on. They soon realized that everyone was staring at them, all wide-eyed and some of the parents were covering their childrens' eyes.
It was at the middle of the pool that they recognized, John's swimming trunks and Persephone's one-piece swimsuit were there floating in the water. This could only mean one thing, one that John and Persephone dreaded.
The two looked down and saw that they were now completely naked. In front of everyone!
They both screamed in horror at their situation, covering their privates and ran straight to the changing booths, entering the ones with their clothes inside.
As we see Quagmire and an unknown woman leaving a pump cabin after having oral sex inside
"See ya later, honey. I guess I can't go swimmin' for half an hour. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy-goo!" Quagmire's comment her not swin since they had awesome sex.
"Hey, Stewie. How about Daddy teaches you how to swim?" Peter asked his son if he wants to learn to swim in the pool.
"Go... away... fat man." Stewie said in a quit tone so he continue to tan his skin.
Then Peter picks up Stewie so he can throw him in pool.
"Dah! What do you think you're doing? No means no!" Stewie said in question for what his father doing.
As Stewie hangs onto Peter's arm while Peter tries to get Stewie in the pool.
"Come on, Stewie! In... the... pool!" Peter said as he tries to shake him off his arm.
"No! No, I don't want to die! I want to live! Live!" Stewie shouted at peter that he does not want this as he hang on his arm like a monkey.
"Dad, stop it. He's never gonna learn like that." Emily shouted at her father to stop what he doing to him.
"Maybe this summer he and Frank Jr should take swim lessons." Frank said to his father in law that the babies need to take swim lesson.
Ads Both Emily and Lois nodded in agreement.
"Would ya like that, Stewie?" Lois Encouraged Stewie to take swimming lessons.
"Hmm. Well, I guess it couldn't be worse than that summer that me and Frank Jr spent in India." Stewie said as he set up a cutaway about him and Frank Jr time in india.
Cutaway
Indiana, Frank Jr and Stewie as both Short Round appear in the temple of doom.
"Whatever you do, short-round, don't touch anything" Indiana Jones told his sidekicks.
"Okay, Dr. Jones, I no touch anything." Frank Jr said as he and Stewie to walk towards the wall until they accidently hit a trap.
"Indy!" The woman said in panic as they were about to be smosh by spikes.
"Lady only here 'cause she humping director." Stewie said about the woman and Frank Jr nodded in agreement.
Cutaway ends
Now back with Peter, Frank and Frank Jr as the go to the video store.
Whoa. Look at this place. What happened to Sal's Video? Peter asked the clerk
We bought them out two weeks ago. Welcome to Lackluster Video. 50,000 stores nationwide. The clerk explained that Lackluster Video bought Sal's Video out two weeks ago.
"Yeah, well, uh, you know, I used to come into Sal's once or twice a week...to rent movies from his, uh... Back room." Peter asked for a particular movie.
"You know what I mean? Room for, uh, adults only. Catch my drift? The, uh, kind of movies where there are X-rated pornos...and fully nude people fornicate for the camera and stuff comes out." Frank said what kind of movie that they want.
As Frank Jr and peter get close up at the clerk's face.
"Get Our meaning?" Frank Jr and Peter said together about what they mean of what kind of movie they all want. .
"Oh, I'm sorry, but Lackluster Video...takes a strong moral stance against pornography...open-mindedness and non-Christians." The clerk said that Lackluster Video takes a strong moral stance against pornography open-mindedness and non-Christians.
"Oh, yeah? Then why do you rent Prince of Tides? Barbra Streisand is Jewish." Frank said about Prince of Tides as it has Barbra Streisand and she is Jewish,
"We edit some of our movies." The clerk said as he set up a cutaway about some of the edit movies.
Cutaway
"I think I'm in love with you, Doctor" a man said in a psychiatrist chair.
"No, Tom, you're wrong. You don't love me. You love the idea of me" Barbara Streissand said as her nose was pixelated.
Cutaway Ends
Now back to the movie store with tome coming up the front desk.
"Hi, I'm Tom Tucker. Do me a favor and fill this bag...with motion pictures featuring women-on-women or anything with an amputee." Tom asked the clerk to fill the bag with motion pictures featuring women-on-women or anything with an amputee.
"Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn. They think it's immoral." Frank said to tom that the movie place doesn't get out porn anymore.
This cause peter to get mad as hell while Frank Jr take out a Minnie piano to play background music as peter rant to tom tucker.
"You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read!" Peter starts ranting on how the new video store will not sell pornography.
This cause Frank, Frank Jr and Tom Tucker to smile.
"Hey, that was quite a rant there. You know, we're looking for an everymen to rant about petty, nonsensical irritants...to replace our "Spotlight on the Middle East" segment." Tom wants to give Peter his own segment called "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?"
"Hey! Pops will be great at that! We've been dying to get back on television ever since I stopped hosting Family Feud." Frank said that they will love too and he set up a cutaway about himself hosting Family feud.
Cutaway
As Frank is dress like Richard Dawson and he is the host of the show, Family Feud.
"How are you, Betsy? Welcome to the show. You are a lovely young woman." Frank said hello to one of his contestants and he shake her hands.
As Betsy blush by meeting frank until something perverted happened.
"Stick my hand up there and feel that one. And that one." Frank said as he touched a woman inappropriately by feel from one of the female contestant's breasts.
This causes Betsy to feel violated and at the same time, she was very Horney as balls.
"We're looking for somethin' you shop for at the mall. Three seconds." Frank asked her about looking for something' you shop for at the mall.
Then Betsy write her number on a piece of paper and she shove it under Frank's shirt very fast so her family doesn't about what she is going to do to Frank when family feud is over.
Cutaway ends
Now we join Lois, Meg, Emily, Frank Jr and Stewie at the Quahog Community Swimming Pool for their lesson in swimming.
"Come on, Stewie. Don't be afraid. It's just water. It's not gonna bite." Lois said to Stewie in her arm that the pool not gonna eat him.
"Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid. What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it, you moron. It doesn't have to bite you." Stewie said that he know that already.
That when the couch come toward Meg and Lois to talk to their babies.
"Hey, little guy. Take a look at Brad over there. He's my star pupil. See how brave he is? The couch said to the babies about his best students.
As he point out Brad who is swimming for his age and he is the best swimmer in his class.
This caused Stewie to blow off his couch with Frank Jr shrugged it off.
"He's not brave. I'll tell you who was brave- Gandhi." Stewie said as he set up a cutaway about Gandhi.
Cutaway
Ghandi performs stand-up comedy.
"And the black people are always like, "Hey, bitch. " And the Indian people, we do not call our women in such a way" Ghandi said.
"Boo! You suck!" someone shouted.
Cutaway Ends
Now back to the pool with the parents and kids.
Okay, parents. Next week's the toddler's swim meet.
"It's gonna be a lot of fun!" Frank Jr said as he and Stewie spotted brad as he was swimming on his back passing them by.
"You know, that is a remarkable resemblance, Brad. You, on your back, in the water- You look like one of my stools!" Stewie said as he insults him as he swimming away.
Now back at the Mallque/Griffin house in the dinner room as we see Stewie reading a book, the mechanics of swimming.
This cause Stewie to panic and turn to his favorite people.
"So, is it just pool water that turns you into a sniveling girl, or all water?" Brian asked him if the pool water that turns you into a sniveling girl, or all water?
"Mom! Brian just asked me if it's just pool water that turns me into a sniveling girl, or all water!" Stewie complains to his favorite sister and his mother about Brian mess with him.
"I heard that Olympic swimmers shave all the hair off their head and their private areas...to make 'em move faster." Chris said about Olympic swimmers shave all the hair off their head and their private areas...to make 'em move faster.
"I don't need some stupid gimmick. Soon as I improve my technique, I'll outswim Brad as easily as I took care of that other boy." Stewie said as he make another cutaway about the other kids that Stewie killed.
Cutaway
We join Frank Jr and Stewie play with a blonde hair kid with catch of ball.
"Casper, go long!" Stewie said to his kid as Frank Jr throw the ball.
As Casper was trying to catch the ball, he dies by a ball throw gone awry. He then return the ball back to Frank Jr and Stewie as a ghost now.
"Ooh, sorry about that, man." Stewie apologies to Casper for killing him.
"Are you dead?" Frank Jr asked his friend that if he is dead.
"Yeah, whatever dudes. I was gonna off myself on Tuesday anyway." Casper explained and he forgave him, because he was going to kill himself a few days later anyway.
Cutaway ends
Now back at the dinner table with whole family.
"Hey, Peter, shouldn't you be getting ready for your first news segment?" Lois asked him if he getting ready for your first news segment.
"Yeah. I'm a little nervous, though. I'm not sure what to talk about." Peter said that he was nervous and he doesn't know what to talk about.
You could talk about me. Persephone said
"Okay, honey. I'll talk about you. "Hey, I'm Persephone. I go to school. I cut myself. " Peter said as he make fun of Persephone.
As everyone laughs at Persephone except John, he then jump peter and he punches him in the face fifty times.
"Spot on. Spot on." Stewie said as he agree with john give peter a beat down.
"Oh, Peter, you'll be great. You're a natural. I always said they never should have replaced you on Roseanne." Lois telling Peter that he never should not have been replaced him with John Goodman on Roseanne.
Cutaway
As we see Peter Griffin and Roseanne Barr are seen acting a scene.
Hey, Rosie, have you seen Darlene? Peter said as Dan Conner.
"(mumbling)...and junk." Rosie said something about it
"Uh, I-I don't, uh- I can't, uh-What?" Peter said in question on what she just said.
Cutaway ends
Now we join Tom and Diane at channel 5 news
"In other news, after several grueling days of frightening uncertainty...I finally get my period." Diane said about finally having her period after several grueling days of frightening uncertainty/
"Well, Diane, I'm sure you and your brother...must be devastated by the loss of the two-headed offspring that might have been. We now go to Peter Griffin and Frank Jr for "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?" Tom said as he introduce peter and Frank Jr's segment of "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?"
"Thanks, Tom. You know what really grinds my gears? Nobody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like thirty years. You know? I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Ah, I can't eat it. It's forbidden." Couldn't eat it." Frank Jr said his rant about priest and a rabbi joke.
"Not allowed, pigs are like superheroes to them. Is it perfect? No, but I, I don't see you coming up with anything. And that people, is what grinds our gears. Tom." Peter said the rest of the rant and he passed back to tom tucker.
Now we join Stewie decided to shave his privates after Chris mentions that Olympic swimmers shaved their privates.
As Brian and Emily are waiting outside the bathroom while Brian knocks.
"Common, your gonna be all day." Brian shout at the door for Stewie to come out.
"I'm brushing my teeth." Stewie said from the bathroom.
"Seriously? Your a baby, and you've only got a few..." Emily said as she put her hand on the doorknob.
"Yeah, how long would it take- Oh god." Brian said as he flinched after Emily opened the door to witness Stewie all naked covered in shaving cream while he shaving his body.
But while Emily gasped at what she witnessed.
"Oh hey..." Stewie said hello to Brian and Emily
As Brian feels embarrassed, while Emily felt shocked.
"Uh... wow." Brian said to what he just watch in the bathroom.
"Stewie, what are you doing?" Emily asked Stewie on what is he doing.
"...doing a hair removal there?" Brian said about Stewie's hair removal.
"Oh uh... yeah..." Stewie said yes to his response.
As he turn to Emily and Brian to asked them something.
"You know feel free to say no to this... Would you shave my coin purse?" Stewie said
"Huh ho ho ho! Oh ho ho! Ho ho no... No way man. Oh-ho... Ho you freaking god..." Brian said as he laughs his answer no and he walk away while laughing.
"Yeah Stewie, there is absolutely no way we would do that." Emily said no to her brother about his request.
As Emily grabs a towel and wipes the shaving cream off Stewie.
"What were you thinking? Did you really have to listen to what Chris had said earlier?" Emily asked him on what was he thinking.
"I think was Aunt Emily?" Frank Jr said as he come into the bathroom to see what the matter.
As Emily finish clean Stewie up and he look at himself in the mirror.
"There we are. Balder than Michael Chiklis- And bears him an odd resemblance too. I say, they could be brothers." Stewie said as he sets up a cutaway about his balls and Michael Chiklis being brothers.
Cutaway
The ensuing episode of The Shield shows with Chiklis and "Det. Scrotes", Stewie's testicles, is also absent.
"Detective Vic Mackey has finally met his match. Just when you thought The Shield couldn't get anymore intense." Announcer person said about the show
"Hey, Mackey, your brother's here" Cop said to vic about his brother being here.
"I'm sorry, Detective. I don't have a brother." Detective Vic Mackey said to his fellow cop that he does not have a brother.
"Hello, Vic." Detective Scrotes said hello to his brother as he enter the room to get a drink of water.
"Detective Scrotes. I told you I never wanted to see you again." Detective Vic Mackey shouted at him for coming here.
"Yeah? Well, I got a listenin' problem." Detective Scrotes said as he stands up to his brother. As he finish his water and crush his paper cup in anger.
Cutaway ends
Now we join Lois, Meg, Emily, Frank Jr and Stewie at the Quahog Community Swimming Pool for the swimming race.
"Okay. We're gonna have our first fun little race. When I blow this whistle, I want all the parents...to throw their children into the pool. If your child doesn't resurface right away, they're probably just trying to get attention." Couch explain what going down in the pool.
"Ready?" Couch said to the parents to get ready for the race.
"Good luck, Stewie." Brad said as despite being a very good swimmer, Brad is very nice, and tries to make friends with Stewie.
"Good luck, Stewie." That is you. That's what you sound like. Stewie said as he mock him.
Then the race begins and Stewie and Frank Jr start swimming. This will caused Stewie Attempting to beat him in a race
"You're mine, Brad! Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!" Stewie said as Stewie ends up barely leaving the starting line.
As Stewie nearly drowns in the process, while Brad finishes in first place. Frank Jr went back to save his uncle like a boss until he notice something gross.
"Ew! A Band-Aid." Frank Jr said in the bottom of the pool with his uncle hugging him in agreement.
This caused both Lois and Meg to pick up their babies out of the pool.
"I've got ya, sweetie." Lois said as she put Stewie in her arms.
As both Frank Jr and Stewie notice, that brad has won the race.
"Good for you, Brad!" First parent said good job to brad.
"Oh, isn't he adorable?" Second parent said in agreement
"He's much better than my kids." Three parent said about brad being better than his kids.
"So, you think you can make me look like a fool, do you? You little bastard! Well, guess again!" Stewie said as he plots to kill Brad for humilated him.
As Feeling humiliated and wanting to kill his nemesis, Stewie rigs a lifeguard chair with dynamite and lures Brad beneath it by putting a piece of marzipan under it.
"Oh, Brad! There's a piece of marzipan over here for you." Stewie said as his point out a piece of candy over by the lifeguard chair.
However, Stewie's detonator malfunctions.
"What the deuce?" Stewie said in question as he tries to blow up the tower with brad near again by bring his remote closer.
Until he blows himself up and he is crushed beneath the lifeguard chair.
Then Stewie awakens in Hell.
"Hell? Now, that's a bit much, don't you think? I mean, sure, I've spent my entire life trying to kill my mother. But who hasn't? You know, really, for hell this isn't that bad." Stewie said in shocked as to the predicament he is in.
While In Hell, Stewie meets Steve Allen
"Hi, there. I'm Steve Allen." Steve Allen said as he introduce himself to Stewie.
"Oh, hello." Stewie said hello back to him.
"All right. Let's do this." Steve Allen said as he take off his shirt.
"Ah!" Stewie screamed as he thought Steve was going to have sex with him.
This cause Stewie to abruptly brought back to Earth, as he is able to climb out of the collapsed tower.
"I'm alive. I'm alive!" Stewie said as he glad to be alive and not having sex with Steve Allen.
As Lois rushes over to her baby and put him in her arms.
"Oh! Stewie! My baby. I thought I'd lost you. Oh!" Lois said as she was worried about him and Lois thought she would lose him.
"I can't believe it. All these years I thought I was living in hell...but it gets so much worse. This is a sign. Well, from this day forward... Stewart Gilligan Griffin will be a good boy." Stewie said as he decides to change his ways.
Meanwhile back in the hotel room in hell with Steve Allen.
"I don't understand. I was only gonna ask him to fix my collar." Steve said, as he really just wanted Stewie to fix his collar.
"Huh. Well, I wonder what they got on TV in hell." Steve said as he tries to watch TV in Hell, but the only show that is on is Who's the Boss?
Now we join Brian, Emily getting coffee in the kitchen as Stewie get something off the oven.
"Morning, Brian, Emily. Beautiful day, isn't it? Kind of day that makes you glad to be alive." Stewie said as he put his tray of fudge on the table.
This cause Frank Jr to get excited cause he like fudge.
"Stewie made fudge, Brian." Frank Jr said in excitement as he eat big chuck of fudge.
"Uh, okay." Brian said as he is weirder out by Frank Jr eat fudged like a weirdo.
As Stewie move chair behind Emily's and him, start massage her back.
"Wha- Uh- What, uh- What are you-What are you doing?" Emily asked Stewie on why he is massaging her back.
"Well, from the feel of it...working through quite a few years of stress. The thing is, when I died, I got a glimpse of where I was going...and, well, I did not like it one bit." Stewie explain to Brian and Emily on what just happened to him yesterday and he going to change himself.
"Wow. I am so uncomfortable right now." Brian said, as he feel uncomfortable as Stewie smothering Brian with affection.
"So, I've resolved to change my ways...because I know now who I want to be." Stewie said to Brian as he set up cutaway about himself singing "I Have Confidence in Me" as Maria von Trapp from The Sound of Music.
Cutaway
"I Have Confidence" is a song from the 1965 film The Sound of Music. it is sung by Stewie Griffin dressed as Maria von Trapp.
Stewie
I have confidence in sunshine
I have confidence in rain
I have confidence that spring will come again
Besides which, you see I have confidence in me
Cutaway Ends
Now back to the kitchen with Stewie, Frank Jr, Emily and Brian.
"There you are. Drink plenty of water." Stewie said as he was done with the massage. While Frank Jr was on the table full stomach as he ate too much fudge.
As Stewie turn to leave the kitchen until he turn to Brian and Emily.
"Hey, Brian and Emily." Stewie asked them by their name as they turn to him.
"Yeah?" Emily reply to answer his question
"Thanks for listening." Stewie said his thanks to them as he leave the kitchen.
"That was weirdly nice of him!" Emily said, as she was weird out by Stewie's new good persona. As Brian and Frank Jr nodded in agreement.
"Boy that was more disturbing than that cartoon I saw the other day." Brian said to Emily as he set up a cutaway about a cartoon that was disturbing.
Cutaway
A scene shows Elmer Fudd hunting bugs bunny.
"Shh! Be "vewy," "vewy" quiet. I'm hunting "wabbits."" Elmer Fudd told the audience as he approached Bugs Bunny.
"Nyah, what's up, Doc?" Bugs Bunny asked as Elmer Fudd shot him.
"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh!" Bugs Bunny complained as he bleeds to death.
Elmer then breaks Bugs Bunny's neck and carries his bloody body.
Cutaway Ends
Now we join the family on the couch in the living room. As Frank was eating, some popcorn with Meg until Lois shush everyone.
"Shh! Quiet! Quiet! Frank Jr and Your father's on." Lois said as she wants to watch Frank Jr and Peter's "What grinds my gears."
"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Eh? Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits...jumpin' around there on stage half-naked...with your little outfits. I'm just sittin' here with my Soda." Frank Jr said a rant about Lindsay Lohan and her behavior.
"So, you know, what am I supposed to do? What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you are trying'- Why are you... Leaping' around there...throwing' those things all up, um, over there in my face? Huh? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Well, I'll tell you what you want. You want nothin'. You want nothin'. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone...and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus." Peter said as he hate her being sexy and tease.
Meanwhile back at the living room with Emily and Lois.
"Oh! He is so right-on. Women are such teases." Emily said in agreement with Frank Jr and Peter statement on Lindsay being a tease.
"Us women can be stupid sometimes. That's why I went back to men." Lois said about her gender can be stupid sometimes and that's why she went back to men.
This shocked Frank, John, Tyler and the twins by that comment.
"oh... ok, mom..." Meg said as she and Persephone both got off that couch.
Then they walks out form the living room with Frank and john following them.
As Tyler and Chris moves closer to Lois.
"Go on..." Tyler asking her to continued.
Now back to Frank Jr on channel 5 news.
"Another thing that grinds my gears is when me and grandpa can't find the droids that we're looking for." Frank Jr said about how he and peter cannot find the droids there are looking for.
As the scene changes to Stormtroopers are shown watching the program.
"Yeah, me too. What gives with that?" Stormtrooper said agreeing with him.
Now back with channel 5 news.
And that's "What grinds my gears." Peter said as the segment was over and everyone was clean up.
"Clear." The director clear the show as everyone relax and the clean-up crew into the stage.
"Remove my microphone." Tom asked his clean to remove his microphone.
However, everyone came to peter to congratulate him as the segment instantly becomes popular.
"Great job, Mr. Griffin." Tom's cleaner said to peter.
"Great job, Frank Jr." Man 1 said in agreement.
"Just terrific." Man 2 said it was terrific
"Just fantastic." Man 3 said it was fantastic.
"Oh, this gig is even better than that job I had providing nighttime heat for Lara Flynn Boyle." Peter said as he set up a cutaway about himself providing nighttime heat for Lara Flynn Boyle.
Cutaway
As Peter Griffin once provided nighttime heat for Flynn Boyle using his stomach fat, while Frank Jr covers peter with a blanket.
"Thanks so much, Peter. I was getting a little chilly." Lara Flynn Boyle said as she thanks him for warming her up.
"No sweat, Lara. Peter said to Lara that it is fine.
"Hey, you have yourself a fine sleep." Frank Jr said as he goes to sleep.
That until peter went to talk with Lara.
"Hey, Lara." Peter said to Lara.
"Yeah?" Lara Flynn Boyle answer him.
"Is Dylan McDermott nice in person?" Peter asked her if Dylan McDermott nice in person.
"Yeah." Lara Flynn Boyle said yes to peter's question.
"Good." Peter said as he goes to sleep again.
Cutaway ends
Now we join the family in the dinner room as Stewie said grace.
"So, who would like to say the blessing? No one? Okay. I'll do it. Um, dear Lord...we thank you for this food we are about to eat...uh, thank you for this gorgeous day...and thank you for letting me share it with my good friend, Brian-...that's you. Um...and that about covers it, I guess. All right. Amen." Stewie saying grace at the dinner table.
While john does impression of him, suck a dick to describe Stewie new behavior as he is sucking up to god. This event cause Tyler and Frank Jr laugh at that impression.
"Sweetheart, I thought your "Grind My Gears" segment was just wonderful tonight." Lois said to peter and Frank Jr their segment was wonderful.
"Yeah! I can't believe both my son and father are famous." Meg said in excitement for her son and father being famous.
"Well, honey, there's been a lot of famous Griffins...like my great aunt, Ella Fitzgerald Griffin." Peter bringing up his great aunt Ella Fitzgerald Griffin in a cutaway.
Cutaway
As we join Ella Fitzgerald Griffin is Peter Griffin's grandaunt, she is performing in a jazz club.
"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I'd like to introduce my accompanist for the evening...please say hello to young Ray Charles." Ella said as she accompanied on piano by Ray Charles, who still had his sight.
When she sustains a high note during a scat solo, the champagne glass on the piano shatters.
It sending shards of glass into Charles' eyes.
"I'm blind!" Ray Charles said as the vent causing his blindness.
He then fall on the floor by the pain of the glass shards in his eyes.
Cutaway Ends
Now we are outside of Spooner Street as we spot Brian sitting on something that is moving.
"I feel ridiculous." Brian said as the scene reveal that he sitting on a wagon by pulled by Stewie's tricycle as he drives it around the street.
"Well, I can't very well fit you up here, can I?" Stewie said as he is ride his tricyle.
"Where are we going?" Brian asked him on where they are going.
"Well, there is the most absolutely perfect...spider web in the bushes by Cleveland's house. You have just got to see it." Stewie said, as he want to take Brian to see a perfect spider web in the bushes by Cleveland's house.
"Oh, for God's sake." Brian said as moans for being drag into something he does like.
"Hey, Brian. Brian." Stewie asked him to talk to him.
"What?" Brian reply him
"Knock-knock." Stewie said a knock knock joke.
"Oh, come on." Brian said in complain tone.
"Knock-knock." Stewie asked him to knock knock again
"Who's there?" Brian answer who is there.
"Your friend, Stewie- and he's always gonna be there for you." Stewie said himself and he is going to be there for his friends.
Now we join Peter, Lois, Frank, Meg and Frank Jr going to a restaurant for dinner.
"Yes. Table for Five." Peter asked the host for a table for five people.
"I'm sorry. We have a 45-minute wait." the Host said that they have a 45-minute wait for a table.
"Oh, isn't that too bad, honey? Because I know waiting in line at a restaurant...really, uh, grinds your gears." Lois said as she egg the host with a line of what really gears my gears.
As the host recognized peter and Frank Jr from what grinds my gears.
"Oh, my God! It's you! I loved your rant about how bread is square and baloney is round. Oh, a table just opened up." Host said as he lets them inside and he gets them a table.
"Hey! We've been waiting." Woman said in complaint about wait in line.
"Shh! That's Michael Moore." Her husband said to his wife as he mistakes Peter for Michael Moore.
Now we join tom tucker at his table as the Griffin and Mallque couple come toward him.
"Mr. Tucker, we need this table." Host said to tom that he was being move to another table.
"But I've already ordered." Tom said as he complain to the host that he already order.
"Oh, we have a private booth set up for you. This way." The host said to tom that they already have another table for him.
As tom went with the host to his new table, he stare down at Peter and Frank Jr.
"Griffin, Mallque.' Tom said their name in disgust
"Diane." Frank Jr reply by the wrong name just to piss him off.
As the family now sits at their table in the restaurant.
"I can't believe we got a table at the hottest restaurant in town...without a reservation." Lois said in awe of getting the best table in the restaurant.
"We really are moving up in the world." Meg said in agreement.
Yeah, but I'd love to see what those private booths are like. Peter asked that he want to know about those private booths.
"I don't think so pops!" Frank reply to peter's question.
As we join tom in men restroom was about to eat his food that was on top of a toilet until a man came in and sit on his food so he can go do his business.
"This is totally unacceptable. How long are you going to be? I'm very hungry. "Tom said in disgust as he sick of being the butt of this joke and he is very hungry.
Now we join Stewie with his teddy bear Rupert in the living room as Brian came by.
"Hey, B! Rupert and I were just about to..." Stewie said to Brian until he interrupt him.
"E- E-Excuse me. Did you just call me "B"?" Brian asked him why he is calling him by his first letter of his name.
"Yes, B. Rupert and I were just about to dine on this mixture...of Play-Doh and rug hair. Care to join?" Stewie asked him about to dine on this mixture...of Play-Doh and rug hair.
"Oh, no, thanks. I just thought you might be interested in seeing this. This is the most absolutely perfectly destroyed spider web." Brian said as he brings a perfectly destroyed spider-web
"Where's the spider?" Stewie asked him where the spider.
"Knock-knock." Brian said knock knock
"Who's there?" Stewie answer with a worried look.
"I ate him!" Brian said he ate the spider.
"You bastard! Who the hell do you think you are?" Stewie calling him "a bastard" and whacking him with a rolled-up newspaper.
"Ha! I knew it. I knew you hadn't really changed." Brian said as he busted him on his new behavior.
"Wow Brian you were right!" John said, as he and Tyler appear right next to them from the basement aka their room.
"Yeah I own you ten bucks!" Tyler reply as he betted he was wrong.
"Okay. So, I was faking being nice. It's not the worst thing I've done." Stewie said as he set up a cutaway about what he recalls it as the worst thing he has ever done.
Cutaway
As we join, Stewie attending a Chicago Cubs game at Wrigley Field.
"Ooh! Steve, it's coming right at us. Grab it!" Stewie suggested.
"I don't wanna get in the way" Steve Bartman refused.
"It's a foul ball. What harm can it do?" Stewie wondered as Steve grabbed the ball as he cost the Chicago Cubs a trip to the World Series.
Cutaway Ends
Now back to the living room.
"Look, I really don't want to go to hell, but I can't stop my nature. I'm just a hateful person." Stewie said that he really don't want to go to hell, but he can't stop his nature. And he thinks that he just a hateful person.
"You're not hateful you just need to control your anger. Like I do." Brian says that Stewie should try to find something to make him kind and nice like Brian who drinks alcoholic drinks like a martini.
"Oh, you mean by being sauced all day!" Emily reply a sarcastic remark.
"Or us with video games or reading!" John reply as he and Tyler have their own control with their hobbies.
"Wait a minute! Of Course! That's it! If I'm drunk I'll be calm and if I'm calm I'll be nice, and if I'm nice, then I won't go to hell. Fix me a highball I'm going to get good and tight!" Stewie said as this leads Stewie to wanting a drink.
Nevertheless, as usually Brian does not oblige him.
Look, you can't drink. You're an infant, all right? Besides, there are better ways to solve your problems. Brian said as he give him any booze
Oh, I suppose you're right. Thanks, Brian. I was weak. Stewie said
No problem. Brian said as he leave the room.
Once Brian has left, Stewie takes a glass. This leads to him becoming extremely inebriated.
"Oh, my God! Do you know what it's time for? A sexy party!" Stewie said as he want to make a sexy party.
While Madcap instrumental music playing
As we see Stewie dancing with women dancing in lingerie as he throws a sexy party. While all girls giggling, as they are being chase by Stewie.
As Frank Jr came in.
"Okay, what is going on?" Frank Jr said as he questions on what happing right know.
"I'm having another sexy party; any of you guys care to join?" Stewie said as he asked the twins.
"I think I'll pass... What about you-" Emily said as she asked her friends until Emily noticed both Tyler and Frank Jr took their clothes and their shirts leaving them with their underwear.
"I always wanted to party!" Frank Jr said as he and Tyler then joins in running around like the other girls.
"Why do we even bother...?" John said as he faces palms their faces.
Now we join everyone in the kitchen eating breakfast as Stewie carries out his alcohol canister from his diaper, takes a sip from it, and then hid it back.
"So, Brian, I'd... uh what?" Stewie said in drunk about something.
"I didn't say anything." Brian said as he tells Stewie that he did not say anything.
"Oh I'd thought, I thought you interrupted me. Don't interrupt me." Stewie said as he was drunk telling Brian to not interrupt him.
"Are you okay?" Emily asked Stewie if he is okay.
"I'm as okay as your face." Stewie said as he made a joke at Emily expense.
"Ha... I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Stewie said in a Wheezing breath tone.
"So honey, what are you going to rant about today? Could we get a little preview?" Lois asked peter on what he is going to rant about today and could the family get a little preview.
"Oh I got a good one Lois, parents who let kids do whatever they want, I hate that. You know? Like when I'm in a restaurant, right, trying to enjoy my dinner, and then little baby son of a bitch trying to scream his head off. Parents need to control your kids." Peter said his rant about controlling their kids.
"I would totally agree on that." John said okay about his statement.
As Stewie was standing on the kitchen shelf.
"Hey, everybody, look. I'mgonnado-I'm-I'm gonna do something that's gonna freak you out. I'm gonna jump...from this shelf to my high chair. I'm gonna jump." Stewie said as he tell everyone that he gonna jump into his high chair from on top shelf.
"Please don't tell me he's not kidding..." Emily Whispers to Brian, John and Tyler
"Are you watching? Uh...are you?" Stewie asking everyone if they are watching him.
"Do it you pussy!" Frank Jr shouted at him to jump.
"Stewie, don't interrupt. It grinds my gears when you do that." Peter said to Stewie not interrupt him when he is ranting.
"OH he said it! Oh ho ho ho hoo..." Lois said in excitement as peter did his thing.
"You you gonna miss it, you gonna miss it, you gonna miss it..." Stewie said to everyone that they are gonna miss him jumping.
As Stewie jumps from his shelf to his high chair but only to have and his high chair fall.
"Oh hah hah hoh!" Stewie laughs from his fall.
This cause both Frank Jr and Emily to freaky out.
"Oh god..." Emily said in shocked of what happened to her little brother.
"Oh go- oh dude! Did you see tha- that? Did you guy- Oh! Oh man, look at this gash. Look at this gash right up the side of my leg. Uh-ho, oh I got myself deep, oh doesn't hurt though..." Stewie said as he explain how hurt he is while laughing.
"Uh, you know Stewie, I think it's time for your nap." Emily said as she make excuse for herself.
"Nap-time, uncle! Frank Jr said as he went toward Stewie and he shush him.
"Yeah, it's time." Tyler said in agreement.
"Defiantly." John said as well in agreement.
"Yeah, don't worry Lois, we'll take him, let's go." Brian said as he get out of the table.
As Frank Jr, Emily, John and Tyler walked out of the Kitchen while Brian drag a drunk Stewie out of the kitchen with him.
"God why the... what the hell? Why did you dra- why are we in here? It's rude to the other people." Stewie asking him on why they drag him out of the kitchen.
"Your drunk." Brian said to Stewie that he is drunk as balls.
"You sexy..." Stewie said as he was speaking stupid dunk.
"Stewie, what is wrong with you? Don't you realize how much damage alcohol does to you?" Emily asking him what is wrong with him with the drinking.
"Yeah, you have to stop, no more drinking." John said, as he demand Stewie to stop drinking.
"When Brian suggested to control you anger, this is not what he had in mind." Tyler said, as he knows Stewie can control his anger in different ways.
"And I'm sorry for putting it in your head." Brian apologies to him about giving him the idea.
"I don't know- I don't even know what your problem is, I never felt better." Stewie said as he tells them that he never felt better.
Until Stewie then accidentally pukes on Brian's chest.
"Gross!" Frank Jr said it aloud.
"Oh dear god..." Emily said in disgust on what just happened.
"Okay now I've never felt better." Stewie said as he ignore what he did.
Now we join Peter and Frank Jr at channel 5 new station as tom came by.
"You know, Peter, there's gonna be a lot of people watching tonight. Better keep your balls on the prize- Eyeballs- On the ball. Eyes on the ball. Take two. You know, Peter, there's gonna be...a lot of people watching tonight. Better not screw up. Use take two." Tom said as he tries to psych them out.
"Don't worry about me, Tom. I'll be fine." Frank Jr said as he not going to let Tom mess with him and his show segment.
"We're on in three, two-…" the director tells them the show is starting in 3 minutes.
"And now it's time for "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?" With Frank G Mallque Jr and Peter Griffin." Diane said as she announces another "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?" with Frank Jr and Peter.
"Thanks, Diane." Frank Jr said as he thanks Diane and he starts the segment.
"You know what really grinds our gears?" Peter asked his audience about what really grinds their gears!
"Hey! Hey!" Tom shouted at them to make both Frank jr and Peter choke.
"Those X-ray specs you used to buy out of the comics." Frank Jr said about x-ray spects and he ignores Tom's shouting.
"Hey! Screw up!" Tom shouted at them to screw up the segment.
"I save up forever to buy these things...and when I finally get 'em yesterday, I couldn't see the inside of my son's belly." Peter said about the spects only can see people stomach.
"Blah! Bah! Blah!" Tom said as he make noise to their face for them to screw up until Frank Jr punch him in the face
"See, I wanted to see if he'd eaten the last Nilla wafer...'cause I told him I wanted it." Frank Jr explain to the audience that he wanted to see if Tom Tucker eaten the last Nilla wafer...'cause he told him he wanted it."
Then tom came in with a talk bubble sign that said, "I AM A Rapist!" and he put next to peter.
"Boy, I tell ya, that really grinds our gears." Peter said as he his annoyed by tom interference.
"Pay attention to me! I'm trying to ruin you!" Tom shouted at them as he attempts to sabotage Peter's segment.
Until he was drag out of the scene and the stage. Then we see tom enter the network head's office.
"You wanted to see me, sir?" Tom asked him if he wanted to see him for something.
"You're fired, Tom. Turn in your press pass and any other studio property." The network head said as he fired him.
As tom turn in his press pass and he mustache.
Now we join Brian as he takes Stewie, Emily, John and Tyler out for a night of drinking at The Drunken Clam.
What are we doing here? Stewie said as he get out of Brian's car.
"So, you like being drunk? Fine. I'm gonna get you so drunk...you'll never wanna drink again." Brian said as he decides to make Stewie so drunk he'll never want to touch alcohol again.
"I don't think this is such a good idea Brian?" Emily said as she disagree with this since Stewie is a baby and a minor.
"Yeah Brian, you know that Tyler is also out control alcoholic!" John reply as he remembers that Tyler cannot control his drinking problem.
"Am not John, this is not for me this for Stewie so he can quit cold turkey, so Come on." Tyler said as he drag both Emily and John inside the clam with Brian.
While Stewie takes a sip of his baby bottle of booze and puts it on top of Brian's car. He makes sure that it does not run away while he is inside the clam like a drunken idiot.
"Cold. It's so cold." Tom said sad for drink his beer without his mustache.
"Thanks, Horace." Brian said his thank to the owner.
"Hey, are they 18?" Horace asked Brian if Emily, John, Tyler and Stewie are 18 years old.
"Horace, the drinking age is 21." Emily reply Horace answer with the right drinking age.
"Oh." Horace said as he leave them alone.
"O- Okay. Uh, uh...to the black man. Thanks for taking it all in stride." Stewie said cheer for the black man. Thanks for taking it all in stride.
As they drink their martinis and then they order more.
After five martinis at the Drunken Clam, both are extremely drunk. As Stewie Griffin sings it while intoxicated at The Drunken Clam.
Stewie
— 'Cause suicide is painless —
— It brings on many changes —
— And I can take or leave it —
— If I please —
"Was that- Was that good?" Stewie asked him if he sang it good.
"Oh, God. Thank you, man." Brian said thank to Stewie for sing it.
As John, Tyler and Emily gave him a secret handshake.
"Nice song, little bro." Emily reply as she is too drunk to care about her brother being drunk.
The scene where Stewie and Brian play Pac-Man in the Drunken Clam
"G- Get the fruit. There's more points." Brian said to Stewie to get the fruit.
"Get- Get the- Get the fruit." John said the same thing.
"I'm not gonna get the fruit." Stewie said to both of them that he could not get it.
"Get the fruit." Tyler said to him to get the freaken fruit.
"I can't get the fruit. I'm not gonna get the fruit! There's a ghost right there!" Stewie said as they arguing over getting the fruit that's near the ghost.
Now we see Stewie, John, Tyler, Emily and Brain were leaving the bar with Brian holding a bag of olives.
"I can't believe you saved all those." Stewie said to Brian as he cannot believe that Brian save those olives.
"L- Lois- L-Lois- You think Lois will like these?" Brian asked him if Lois would love these.
"You love Lois!" Stewie call out Brian's crush on his mother.
"Shut up!" Brian tells him to shut up.
"You know what? Give me your keys." Stewie asked him for the keys to the car.
"Oh, no. he is fine." Emily tell Stewie that Brian is fine to drive.
"No, no. Give me your keys." Stewie asked him for the keys again.
'I'm fi- I'm drivin'." Brian said that he is fine.
"Give me your keys. You're too drunk." Stewie asked him the keys again and he tells Brian that he is too drunk.
"He's okay." John said that Brian id fine to Stewie.
"Peter- Meg- Brian. You're too- Brian, you're too drunk to drive." Stewie said to Brian that he too drunk to drive again.
"L- I-I a-am- I- You're right. Here. Here you go." Brian said as he had the keys to Stewie as they leave the build.
As Stewie attempts to drive them home and ends up crashing into the Drunken Clam.
"Shh!" Stewie shushes his friend to be quite.
Now we join Diane at channel 5 studio as she give her report.
"And that's it for sports. Now, let's go to Ollie Williams with the Adopt-a-Pet of the week." Diane Simmons said about her repot and they move to Ollie Williams with the Adopt-a-Pet of the week.
"Who wants this dog!?" Ollie Williams ask the people who want this dog in his hands.
"Thanks, Ollie. And now, let's go to Peter Griffin with "Ya Know What Really Grinds My..."" Diane Simmons said about them watching another segment of "Ya Know What Really Grinds My Gears."
Until Tom Tucker arrives at the studio.
"Tom, what are you doing? You don't work here anymore." Diane Simmons asked him on why is he here.
"Well, Diane, I have an exclusive story. And I can't figure out how to check my e-mail from home." Tom Tucker said that he has an exclusive story.
"Did you check your TCP/IP settings!?" Ollie Williams asked tom if he check his TCP/IP settings.
"Yes I did, Ollie." Tom Tucker reply yes to Ollie.
"Enable cookies!?" Ollie Williams asked him if he Enable cookies!
"Yes, Ollie." Tom Tucker reply yes again to Ollie.
"You want this dog!?" Ollie Williams asked tom if he want this dog in his hands.
"No, thank you, Ollie. Roll tape." Tom Tucker reply no and thank Ollie. As he asked the crew to roll the tape.
As it shows the drunken clam, with Stewie car crash accident last night.
"This was the scene at the Drunken Clam last night...as a car driven by an intoxicated infant...caused thousands of dollars-worth of damage." Tom said as he learns of Stewie's drinking and driving the car into the Drunken Clam.
"Put th- Put this on my tab." Brian said to Horace
It was- It was, like, all slowed down. John explain to Horace that he tried telling Stewie to slow it down.
"You know? And I was, like, "Whoa!", dude!" Tyler explain what happened to them.
"But I couldn't stop it." Stewie said in agreement.
"I am so sorry about this Horace!" Emily reply with apology.
As the tape ends, we return to the studio of channel 5.
"And who is the father of the child in that car?" Tom asked the audience who is Stewie's father.
"Ooh.! Tom.! Tom.! I know this. I know this. Tom, over here. Tom! Ooh! Ooh!" Peter shouted to tom that he has the answer.
"The man you all respect so much. Your beloved Peter Griffin." Tom answer to audience that peter is the father of this drunken baby.
"Good thing he didn't call on me. I was gonna say "Grant Goodeve." Peter said that he had the wrong answer.
"Thanks, Tom. And now, neglectful father and Quahog's newest social pariah, Peter Griffin, our new host Frank Mallque Jr, with another segment of "Grind My Gears". Peter?" Diane said as she turn to peter for his final segment and Frank Jr taking his place.
"Thank you, Diane. You know what really grinds my gears? People from the nineteenth century. Get with the freaking program. Hello, it's called an automobile folks; much faster than a horse!" Peter said about People from the nineteenth century.
As one of the crew passes a message to Peter.
"Oh it seems I've been fired and Frank Jr is taking over my segment. You know what really grinds my gears? You, America. FUCK you! Diane." Peter said about America, which results in Peter saying fuck you and he was being drag away by security.
As Peter's lack of parenting skills lead to his being fired
"Hey, Tom. Catch!" The network head said as he throw him, his mustache.
Then tom catch it with his face, right on the lip.
"Did you miss Daddy? Did you miss Daddy? Oh, no. It's all right. It's- Oh, you're shaking." Tom said as he comforts his mustache and he was glad to be rehired.
Until Frank Jr shows him evident of his own son Jake Tucker had been busted for drug possession in "North by North Quahog", coincidentally planted by Brian and Stewie.
"Uh oh!" Tom said in panic tone as he got rid of an idiot but he forgot his grandson.
"Oh yeah, your my bitch now Mr. Tucker!" Frank Jr said as he gonna enjoy working at channel five news.
The next day, Stewie ends up with a hangover as Brian's plan has worked.
"Go away." Stewie said in weak tone.
"Huh. Little hung over?" Brian asked him that he has a little hangover.
"I am never going to drink again- Ever. I may have an occasional creme de menthe, but that's about it." Stewie explain that he will never drink again until he is ready.
"Look, stewie, you can't stay in bed all- Oh, God! You're nude!" Emily
As she notice Stewie is naked under the blankets
"I am? What happened to my clothes? Good Lord! What the hell did I do last night?" Stewie said as his question as to how he has "Property of Roger Moore" tattooed on his chest after his night out with Brian
"I hope you learned something from all this." Brian asked him if he learn anything from yesterday.
"I certainly did, Brian. It seems I'm still finding myself." Stewie said he did and he still trying to find himself.
"Well, that's just life, Stewie. You gotta help yourself. No one's gonna do it for ya." Emily said in agreement, plus nobody gonna help him except himself.
"Yes, I suppose you're right. It's just too bad there's not someone out there just like me...who understands me well enough to show me the way." Stewie said, as he wishes there were someone else to whom he could relate.
"Yeah. Stewie, I'm sure there's someone out there just like you." John said sarcastically about Stewie's idea about someone who can relate him.
Meanwhile in San Francisco in San Francisco hotel, we see a man checking in and he looks like Stewie.
"Yes, I've reserved a non-smoking room with a view of the bay. No soap in the bathroom, just moist towelettes and a sleep mask. And, um, could you send up a bouquet of orchids and a box of Toffifay?" Adult Stewie asked the receptionist that he reserved a non-smoking room with a view of the bay, No soap in the bathroom, just moist towelettes and a sleep mask. In addition, could they send up a bouquet of orchids and a box of Toffifay?
Now back at Frank Jr and Stewie bedroom.
"However, for the moment, I just have to accept the fact...that I am an angry boy who will occasionally try to burn down a house...or toss a poison dart at his mother. After all, I can't let one near-death experience change my whole life, can I?" Stewie said as he accept an angry boy who will occasionally try to burn down a house or toss a poison dart at his mother.
This made Emily. John, Tyler and Frank Jr sign in relief.
"I'm glad you finally figured that out. Although, I will say, for the record, you're a pretty fun drunk." Brian said in agreement and he tells Stewie that he makes a good drunken bubby.
"Well, thank God there were no long-term repercussions." Stewie said as he thinks there were no long-term repercussions.
Cutaway
As we see the Moore mansion as Roger Moore is then seen hesitating to call him in living courters.
"Oh! Got to play this one right, Roger. Cannot seem desperate. Wait three days- that is the rule." Roger Moore said as he has to wait for Stewie to call him first.
Nevertheless, he snap and he could not take it anymore.
"Oh, God! I wanna talk to him now!" Roger Moore said as he dial up his number and he wait for him to answer.
However, nothing happened.
"Damn!" Roger Moore he shouted as he hang up the phone.
Cutaway Ends
Yeah right dude! Frank Jr said to Stewie as he turn toward the audience and winks at them.
As the bedroom fade to black to end the chapter.
Chapter ends
This is a three part special and I will post the movie after I'm done with these chapters. I hope everyone enjoyed! This is thanking for pen123 and Family Guy Fan writer 15, Thank you all for the cutaway, scenes, favoring, having me on alerts and with that. So enjoy and see you final chapters in season 4.