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"Why do you have to keep picking on him? Obito is working really hard! Just because he still can't do basic ninjutsu doesn't mean you can make fun of him!"
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"Kakashi be nice! So what if he cries a lot? He can't help it! He's sensitive!"
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"Why do you have to be such a jerk, Kakashi?! Just because he lost six times in a row doesn't mean you get to make fun of him!"
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"Kakashi this is like making fun of a baby, stop it!"
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"Calm down, Obito! Quit yelling, Kakashi won fair and square."
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"No one said you were a crybaby, Obito, we were just saying that you cry a lot."
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"I mean, it's okay, not everyone gets it on the first try." A beat. "You've been working on this for a month?"
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"Don't apologize, Obito, I don't mind treating your wounds. You're the reason why I'm so good at suturing!"
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"Ne, Obito. Do you think Kakashi likes me?" (Proceeds to wax poetic about Kakashi for half an hour).
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"I love you."