Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island: after finally getting down to the final ten campers, we announced that the teams would be merging after this challenge. For our enjoyment, it was a battle of the sexes in an eat off with nine ridiculously gross meals, and all for reward, no elimination. Wendell tried to get buddy buddy with his new roommates while the girls seemed to get along great. Several people threw up, that was a great sight to see. In the end, Percival failed to complete the last course before Veronica, leading the girls to victory. They set off on a luxurious break from this dump and Wendell totally got locked out of the cabin. This week, a shocking event will strike along with the merge. Who knows what could happen? Find out now on Total. Drama. ISLAND!
The camera opens up on Chris standing on the docks before cutting to the remaining campers cheering for themselves making it as far as they have. The brunch of disgustingness is shown in all its glory along with the sneak peek at the reward, the spa and resort trip. Wendell is seen trying to form alliances with Gene and Duke, but failing miserably while Annalise and Leslie are talking about hair. Many different campers are shown vomiting in the main lodge. Veronica is seen winning the challenge for her team while Percival declines to eat the mystery meats. Finally, the girls are shown heading towards the cruise ship and Wendell is seen banging on his cabin door. The camera cuts back to Chris as he finishes his intro, before playing the opening. Once it finishes, Duke, Francis, and Percival are seen swimming in the lake while Gene messes with a laptop on the beach and Wendell suntans. A loud foghorn can be heard in the distance as the guys look over to see the girls returning from their trip, still giddy about it. The boat rolls up to the dock and the five of them burst out, looking fresh as ever could be.
Annalise: Well, I sure didn't miss this place.
Harriett: I feel like a brand new person! That masseuse was top notch.
Veronica: Don't even get me started on the buffet! To die for!
Gene hears them talking and looks down at his stomach, which rumbles violently.
Gene (Confessional): The girls got to go to some fancy resort while we were stuck here with Chef's slop for two days. Blech, I can barely hold that stuff down, dude.
Wendell: Well, well, well, look what the boat dragged in.
Francis: Yo, Leslie!
Leslie: Hey, Francis!
As Francis gets a better view of Leslie, he sees that her hair is done in a french braid now and her skin is glowing. His jaw drops slightly and she cocks her head in confusion.
Francis (Confessional): Was she always that hot? It's like a glimpse of heaven!
Leslie (Confessional): I wonder what Francis was looking at me like that for?
Hellen: Come on guys, we still got some leftovers you can have!
Duke: The champ is down for that!
As the boys walk over to join the girls, Chris's voice comes booming over the loud speakers.
Chris: Attention campers! As of right now, the teams are no more! It's every camper for themselves!
Harriett: Well, girls. Best of luck to you, cause I'm gonna win this thing.
Annalise: In your dreams, island queen.
Percival: Alas, now that our temporary team status is over, gentlemen, I'm afraid we'll have to crush each other now.
Wendell: I have been waiting to do that this whole time.
Duke: The champ is the king of crushing!
Chris: Ahem, well now that that's all sorted out, take a look at this!
The cruise ship sets off to reveal a much smaller boat headed towards the island with a familiar face on board, causing the other campers to look in shock.
Percival: No! Why her!?
Veronica: You couldn't have brought anyone else?
Gene: Oh boy...
Colleen is revealed on the boat, slapping her ruler against the palm of her hand.
Chris: Back by popular demand, and a little bit of her own persuasion, it's Colleen!
She steps onto the dock and immediately fixes Francis posture with her ruler. Percival rolls his eyes.
Colleen: Hello, traitors. Did you miss me? I see much less of you now, maybe that wouldn't have happened if you didn't get rid of your captain so early on. Hmm?
Wendell: What happened to nobody comes back after they leave the island?
Chris: Did I say that?
Everyone: Yes, you said "Once you leave you can never come back, ever!"
Chris: Yeahhhhh, that. That may have been a stretch of the truth.
Harriett: That isn't fair! We've all worked so hard to get here, you can't just bring people back!
Colleen approaches Percival and looks at him as if he were human garbage.
Colleen: Oh, silly Percival. So sad to hear about what happened to your "friend," Evander. Perhaps you should join him as another lost cause.
Percival: Why I oughtta...
Percival (Confessional): I guess some of Evander's lingo has rubbed off on me. Pretty soon, I'll be calling myself Percy!
Chris: But, not only is she returning, but we're also bringing back one other fan favorite, give it up for the chattiest and blabbiest of the bunch, Desiree!
Everyone: You've gotta be kidding me!
A second boat arrives with Desiree on board, who hops off and looks around at the remaining group before smiling very creepily at Annalise and Wendell, who glance at each other, concerned.
Desiree: I know all about it.
Desiree (Confessional): After my team voted me off the island, it gave me time to reflect, and of course, watch all of the episodes of the show. Naturally, I know about a little something that has been going on between two certain someones, and it's gonna be my ticket to the win.
She walks over to the group and she passes by the two, she grins, causing some confusion among the rest of the group.
Chris: Alright campers, report to the amphitheater to learn about the big challenge today. It's gonna be pretty revealing.
The campers start to walk towards the amphitheater, Desiree purposefully standing near the two. She pulls them slightly behind the rest of the group.
Desiree: So, here's the dealio. You guys are gonna let me in on your little alliance you have going on, and together, we'll sabotage the other campers til we make it to the final three. If not, I could always let everyone know and get you guys eliminated pretty quickly.
Annalise: But that's not...I mean I...urgh.
Wendell (Confessional): Why did Chris have to bring her back, why?
Wendell: ...fine.
Desiree: I knew it! Don't you worry guys, we'll get along great! I just know it!
The two roll their eyes as they continue to walk. The camera cuts to the girls cabin, where Desiree has already set up her bunk and Colleen is looking sternly at everyone's belongings.
Colleen: I see that my team hasn't been taking care of themselves like winners should. I shouldn't have expected anything more than that. Annalise, however, beautiful organization. That's what I like to see!
Annalise: Uh, thanks?
Hellen: You know, Colleen, I think we all liked it better when you weren't here.
Colleen: And I liked it better when the ignorant had some respect for their superiors.
Harriett: Hey, back off! What's your deal?
Colleen: Oh, never you mind that Miss Sloppy Pack. And tell your boyfriend to shave, his neck looks like a scratching post.
Harriett fumes in anger as Colleen sets her things down near her bunk. The camera cuts to the campers sitting in risers on the stage while Chris stands at a podium with several question cards in his hands.
Chris: Alright, campers. Today we have a special game lined up for you. A game of "Who Said What?" Everyone will get several chances to participate in this little guessing game of ours. We'll tell you a quote from a camper present here today, and you'll have to guess which one of you said it. If you get it right, you'll move on. If you get it wrong, you'll be forced to sit in a barrel of fish until the end of the challenge. Just imagine the smell! Whoever outlasts the rest of the competition will be granted immunity from elimination, but will also win a deluxe trailer all to themselves which they can take home with them at the end of the summer. First up on the chopping block, Percival!
Percival gulps and stands from his seat, waiting for the quote. Chef stands next to Chris, holding the fish barrel in anticipation.
Chris: Your first quote is, "Oh my gosh, BEAN there, done that."
Percival looks over at the other campers, all of which have poker faces on as he tries to piece together who could've said it.
Percival: Well...the "oh my gosh" sounds a lot like something Leslie would say...so...Leslie! It was her!
A buzzer sounds and Chef puts the barrel in Percival's seat. He looks confused, but accepts defeat and sits in the barrel regardless, immediately reeling at the stench.
Chris: Sorry, bud. That one was Desiree from the paintball challenge!
Desiree: What can I say? I've got the best puns!
Leslie: Yeah! I'm not that clever!
Chris: Right...anyways, Hellen, you're up!
Hellen stands up, ready for her quote.
Chris: Your quote is, "This is gonna be terrifying."
Hellen: Oh, that's Veronica for sure.
Veronica: Hey!
A bell sounds and Chef looks disappointed as he continues to hold onto the next barrel. Hellen sits back down.
Chris: That was Veronica, straight off the boat in episode one! Next up, Duke!
Duke: Aw, yeah! My time is now!
Chris: "This may be our ticket to eliminating Harriett!"
Harriett flares up in anger and Wendell tries his best not to make a face.
Duke: I'm gonna have to go with...Colleen!
The buzzer sounds and Chris shakes his head in disappointment as Chef puts Duke in a fish barrel.
Chris: Come on, dude. Colleen and Harriett haven't even interacted before today!
Gene: But who said that?
Chris: I could tell you, but I think it'd be more interesting if I didn't.
Harriett (Confessional): When I find out who that was...
Wendell (Confessional): That was a close call. Why do I fell like the world is out to get me today? First Desiree and now this?
Chris: Moving on, step on up Desiree.
Desiree hops up, very sure of herself.
Chris: "Doctors say my hair-"
Desiree: Annalise, brunch of disgustingness. Come on now, hit me with a hard one.
The bell dings and Chris and Chef both look mildly annoyed.
Chris: Alright, you're still in I guess. Can't even let me finish the quote, yeesh. Harriett, your turn.
Harriett: Bring it on!
Chris: "Since I'm in charge here, I say you're in."
Harriett: Is it Colleen? She's gotta be the bossiest one here.
The bell dings and Colleen rolls her eyes.
Chris: Correctamundo, in the talent show!
Colleen (Confessional): "She's gotta be the bossiest one here." Oh, please.
Chris: And speak of the devil, Colleen, let's get a going! "I agree with Leslie!"
Colleen: Probably Francis, the only one who can tolerate her energy.
The bell dings and Francis glares at her. Leslie smiles at him intensely.
Leslie: Yay! What did we agree about?
Chris: Francis, your turn, buddy. "You best be giving that back to its rightful owner."
Francis: I remember that! It was in the plane challenge...but who said it...uh...Duke?
The bell dings and he cheers for himself before sitting back down.
Chris: Wendell, your quote is "This is just like Colleen all over again."
Colleen leers at Percival who smirks as he sinks further into the fish bucket.
Wendell: Percival, without a doubt.
The bell dings again and Wendell sits back down.
Chris: Annalise! "I bring nutrition from the wilds!"
Annalise: Hm, that ridiculous way of speaking reminds me of Wendell.
The buzzer sounds and Chef forces her into the fish barrel, making her gag and Wendell chuckles.
Wendell (Confessional): Come on, now. I don't sound anything like the knight.
Chris: Alright, let's move along now! Gene! "Better luck next time, 'Dookie!'"
Gene: Uh...maybe that one is Wendell?
The buzzer sounds again and Gene sighs before sitting in the fish barrel. Wendell shakes his head in disappointment.
Chris: Finally, Leslie. Your quote is gonna be, "Was she always that hot? It's like a glimpse of heaven!"
Francis's eyes widen as he hears the quote and Chris grins at him.
Leslie: Oh! Someone who has a crush or a girlfriend! Hm...Gene!
The buzzer sounds and she joins the others in a fish bucket, shrugging as she does.
Chris: That one was actually Francis! Crazy thing, right?
Leslie: Woah! Francis, who do you have a crush on?
Francis: Uhhhhhh...hey look! A bug just flew in Wendell's ear!
Wendell leaps in slight shock, but then angrily looks at Francis before sitting back down.
Chris: Alright, Veronica. Your quote, "This show is seriously lacking a good villain."
Veronica: Uh...Wendell?
Wendell (Confessional): Woohoo, everyone just thinks I'm the bad guy. Which I am, but still.
The buzzer sounds again and Veronica is greeted with her fish barrel. Some time passes and more and more campers are seen getting eliminated in the challenge. Harriett soon fails, followed by Wendell, then Colleen, and then Francis.
Chris: Alright, at this point, only Desiree and Hellen are still standing for the competition. Desiree you're up again.
Desiree: Bring it.
Chris: "Elicia isn't anything special. Harriett is. We get rid of the better competitors to make things easier for us."
Harriett: We? Multiple people want me gone?
Desiree: Hm, sounds like something...
She winks at Wendell.
Desiree: ...that Percival would say.
Percival: What? I would never!
The buzzer sounds and Desiree shrugs, causing Wendell to exhale deeply from all the tension.
Chris: Weird...thought you would win that one. Oh well, that trailer is yours, Hellen. And of course, you're safe from elimination tonight! The rest of you, go freshen up and get ready for the ceremony, it'll be a good one.
Hellen: Sweet!
She runs off to her brand new trailer and hops onto the luxurious king sized bed inside it.
Hellen (Confessional): Now this is the life!
The other campers sigh and start to head toward the showers. Harriett walks next to Gene on the way.
Harriett: I'm not liking where this is going at all...two people are out for me at least.
Gene: Yeah...we'd better get to the bottom of it soon, or it could get ugly.
The camera slides over to Francis and Leslie, who are also walking together.
Leslie: So, Francis, who'd you say that thing about?
Francis: What thing?
Leslie: Oh, you know. That thing you said about someone being hot. You've got a crsuh!
Francis: Nope, didn't say that about anyone.
Leslie: You sure it wasn't-
Francis: Just drop it! Leave me alone!
Francis (Confessional): I didn't mean to yell...but I was just so embarrased.
He storms off and she looks really sad to herself before slowly following the rest of the group. The camera cuts to the elimination ceremony where all the campers sit together. Chris walks up with a plate of eleven marshmallows.
Chris: Well, campers. I have here a plate with eleven marshmallows. Hellen, you're obviously safe since you won the challenge.
Hellen: Yes!
She grabs her marshmallow and speeds off back to her trailer.
Chris: As for the rest of you...one of you will not receive a marshmallow tonight and whoever that is will walk the dock of shame, catch the boat of losers, and leave the island. This time for good. When I call your name, come get your marshmallow. Veronica...Francis...Leslie...Annalise...Desiree...Duke...Gene...Wendell...and Percival.
Colleen rolls her eyes and slaps her ruler against her wrist while Harriett looks just as angry as she was earlier.
Chris: Colleen, you haven't really changed at all since you were first kicked off the show. While you may see that as a good thing, I'm sure most of the other campers here don't. And for that reason, the final marshmallow goes to Harriett.
Colleen: Oh, grand. Just great! The imbeciles gang up on me again! What a shock! You know what? Whatever. I'll see myself out. And for the record, I had a way better time afte-
She's cut off by Chef grabbing her and tossing her onto the boat.
Percival (Confessional): Goodbye for real this time.
Desiree (Confessional): It's so great to be back! And knowing that the fate of Wendell and Annalise lies in my hands, well, that's just so much fun.
Colleen: You'll regret this when you find out about-
Chef conks her on the head with a frying pan, knocking her out before she is sent into the distance and the screen fades to black
Votes:
Colleen - Percival, Veronica, Leslie, Hellen, Francis, Harriett, Gene, Duke
Harriett - Annalise, Wendell, Desiree
Percival - Colleen