[The IPSA Science Corps Presents]

[jingle] "Kowalski's Invention Vlog!" [ding]

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A red sports car which had it's front tires replaced by large skis and tanks treads replacing the back tires. A snow prow and heavy duty lights were mounted to the front bumper and another set of lights were placed above the windscreen at the front. The back portion of the car was gutted and had a rocket engine at the back of the vehicle. A camera zooms out to reveal the car parked deep in the interior of Antarctica.

The driver side door opened and Kowalski climbed out, "Welcome arctic explorers! To another edition of my invention vlog!"

"Today we're featuring this baby," Kowalski said pointing to the polar modified sports car, "the speed demon of polar exploration vehicles for speedy transport across a frozen tundra!"

"Presenting the Snow Car!" Kowalski said.

[name: Snow Car]

[type: Turbo Charged winterized speedster]

[odds of threatening to destroy the entire world: 0%]

[DESCRIPTION OF INVENTION]

"this speedy Snow transport allows for quick and effortless driving over snow and ice," Kowalski said, "The Snow-car can race along a tundra environment at 220 Miles per hour and can go from zero to sixty in under a second!"

"the booster on the back can provide even more speed on top of the turbos propelling the vehicle at 400 MPH!"

"it would drive circles around slower tundra transports and could easily race a dog sled team or snowmobile."

"The prow on the front can even crave up paths for other vehicles in a convoy!"

"Unfortunately there are no defensive or offensive features, no cargo space, and can only fit a driver and one passenger. And It also doesn't do sea ice."

[Workings of the Invention]

"The tank treads, snow ski's, and snow prow allow this vehicle to glide over ice and snow...and sped through the deepest of snow drifts!"

"and no amount of snow can slow this baby down when the booster is activated," Kowalski said.

"It can even navigate snow covered streets and icy conditions."

"and at it's top speed it can even sped across rivers, streams, and even bodies of water!"

"it's design can also speed over mud and salt flats," Kowalski said.

"The Snow-car is also a hybrid running on any fuel you can get your hands on and electric motor with batteries."

"An optional solar panel is also available for extra polar," Kowalski said, "can even be converted to support a nuclear reactor!"

"not included," Kowalski added.

[testing of the invention]

"No testing for today I'm afraid," Kowalski said as he hopped back in.

"it's a car that's been turned into a snowmobile," Kowalski said, "it's works...how else did I get to the middle of nowhere Antarctica?"

[Final notes]

"see you next time!" Kowalski shouted as he drive off into the sunset across a snow covered tundra.

[Invention Success/Failure: Success?]

[jingle] "Kowalski's Invention Vlog!" [ding]

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