Normal conversation don't have an exact definition... A conversation cant just be exact normal, it depends on how you decide it is.
The seven and Nico were getgered in a room. It was awkward silence for the past 10 minutes until Leo decided to break the tension, "Let's try to have a normal conversation..."
Hazel looked down, "Err... How?"
Annabeth jumped up, "THAT'S A QUESTION!"
Percy smiled, "See Annabeth is smart! I love you!
She continued, "So... We need a normal conversation... And that's great...BUT YOU DON'T KNOW A DAM THING ABOUT STARTING A NORMAL ONE!"
Jason whispered to Percy, "And scary."
"I once read this article cle about psychology. Includes how to start a conversation, so-"
Jason quickly said, " I wanna go pee!"
Piper ignored Jason and suggested, "Hey how bout we start with a fancy 'How's life?'."
Nico raised his brow, "That's very simple..."
Percy asked, "So we can't start with it?"
Annabeth slapped her forehead, "No! Becuase it's simple. We just start with it!"
Leo stared at her, "So um... How's life?"
Everyone just blinked and looked at him.
Leo shrugged, "Annabeth, I thought you said this was how?"
She started, "Leo, first...YOU DON'T JUST SAY THAT!"
Leo tilted his head, "B-but you just said to just say that!"
Nico stood up, "Listen... WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A NORMAL CONVERSATION IS!"
Frank said, "I think anyone of us even had one before that doesnt contain the words: die, kill, gods, Hades and the vibe always turns to sad when we talk about dead people!"
Nico scowled, "No!!"
Hazel said, "Not that kind."
"Oh."
Jason finally stated the obvious, "We aren't even normal."
Annabeth said, "We're demigods! That's obvious."
"So that's harsh to demigods..."Leo said
"About time you noticed."
"Hey!"
"Just... Stating the obvious for the oblivious."
Percy started throwing his pen(riptide) around, "So our kind of normal conversations are these..."
"That's... That's a point." Hazel frowned.
Annebeth took a book out, "Let's do a book club since we got nothing to do! This is my favourite! I really want to share this with you guys. "
Frank asked, "So what's it about?"
"READ IT!"
"You're supposed to talk about the book and why you like it!?"
"READ THE BOOK!"
Everyone: *sigh*
"This is stupid! Where did we even get the idea about having a normal conversation?" Percy complained.
"I dunno... From heaven?" Nico glared at him.
"Can I leave?" Annabeth asked.
"NO!"
Hazel said, "Everyone just take a deep breath."
HUPPPPPPPPP!
"And exhale."
Whooooo!
Leo said, "I can't do tea ceremonies!"
"Leo, nobody asked! And...tea ceremonies... Have ABSULOTE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!" Nico said.
"They keep you to stay still for like hours."
"Uh-huh."
"Its..."
"Leo..."
"A HAZARD!"
Jason leaned forward, "Let's not do tea ceremonies!"
"Nobody said... You know what, whatever!"
Piper said, "Once, I tried doing it."
"Here we go..." Nico sighed.
"And I got kicked out of it. It's very intense!"
"Yeah!"
Everyone started sharing opnions and story's about tea ceremonies.
Nico yelled, "WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT TEA CEREMONIES!"
"You wanna... Talk about Will Solace?" Leo nudged him like the 1592 time in life.
"...NO!"
Hazel interuppted, "Hey, you smell like feathers!" She turned to Frank.
"I turned into a bird a few hours ago."
Percy said, "One thing: How do you smell feathers?"
"I just smell them?"
"No... Like do feathers have smell?"
"Yes!
" I'm not going ask how they smell like"
Nico said, "Guys, the author says she is gonna do something!"
"The heck?"
"Something is wha-"
Hehe I think I'm terrible at describing the way people talk like I usually say: 'said', 'sighed'... Yep I am gonna do this.
Me: I'M A GENIUS!
Percy: That's my line!
Me: Err... I go backstage again...
Me: Or I can stay here and see your no-
Everyone: OUT!
Me: *sad*
Me: Okay ill leave!
Nico: So she left...
Nico: Peace..
Me: I'M AS PEACEFUL AS COACH HEDGE!
Everyone:
Me: What? Fine... I gonna go!
Frank: Hey, I think that Hazle looks pretty!
Percy: Oh yeah! Annabeth looks way better!
Jason: Piper is more beautiful than anyone of you... SHE IS AS BEAUTIFUL AS BRICK!
Piper: boys...
Annabeth: Don't touch my Percy!
Hazel: Teddy Bear's all mine... *Evil cackle*MUAHAHAHHA!
Piper: THAT'S MY CUE TO GET MY LITTLE LIGHITNG ROD TO ZAP YOU! Wash your hands by the way. Can't let other women touch him!
Leo: TOUCH MY CALY... YOU BURN!
Leo: *Sets hands on fire*
Leo: BURNNNNNNNNNN
Eveyrone: *Argues*
Everyone except one boy named Nico DI angelo
Nico: IF YOU DARE TOUCH, FLIRT, LOOK AT HIM FOR MORE THAN 6 SECONDS, GO OVER THE NICO BORDER... I WILL END YOU RIGHT THERE.
Everyone: *shakes*
Will: *walks in* Hey guys!
Nico: *Pulls Will closer to him*
Will: I love you death boy
Nico: Of course you do cause... if you don't you'll be dead...
Everyone: *lowers down*
Will: *hugs Nico like he is a Teddy bear*
Hazel: I got my own!
Hazel and Frank: *kisses*
Jaaon: So when will I be your flower boy in the wedding.
Nico: Jason, when will I start shipping you and brick
Jason: Oh well...
Leo: So should we add Brason to the Dictionary Brook?
Jason: Add a ship for you and the statue Nike cuddling!
Annaneth: You guys have a dictionary what?
Percy: Brook
Piper: I think he means a ship between bro and book.
Frank: Can we read it?
Nico: Guys, I warning you...
Will: What's so bad about it.
Nico: *murmurs* Everything...
After reading the 'brook'
Annabeth: *gags and throws up*
Hazel: Peace out *Faints *
Piper: *BLANK... *.
Frank: *turns into a cat and tries to keep himself from throwing up*
Will: Medic problems... *faints too*
Mico: Warned you...
Connor and Travis walk in...
Connor: Can we-
Travis: - Read it?
Nico: Go ahead... I suggest you do it in the grand canyons
Leo: Gonna be awesome, buds
Percy: Ayeeee, my bros!
Jaaon: Sup dudes!
Connor and Travis leave
Frank: So they left... Sure should've regretted that.
Hazel: *BEEP*
Hazel: *faints again*
Piper: Hey, ummm... anyone rode a speed boat before?
Percy: Nope
Jason: Nah
Leo: Eh? Nahhh.
Frank: Nope
Hazel: A what now?
Will: No
Annabeth: So nobody?
Nico: I did... In the underworld.
Leo: Wait seriously?
Nico: Are my words a joke to you?
Piper: What happened?
Nico: It as super fast, a speed boat on river styx.
Percy: River Styx?
Nico: Yesssss! Stop asking questions?
Will: So continue...
Nico: I tried fishing there... But my rod wasn't even able to stay in one spot for 5 seconds becuase the boat was too fast.
Annabeth: Nico... You aren't supposed to fish when the boat is still moving!
Nico: There is no time the boat doesn't move.
Jason: I wanna try!
Piper: JASON!
Frank: That's fast..
Leo: I'm sleepy
Will: You just yawned, so it means tha-
Nico: You are as smarty pants as Annabeth!
Will and Annabeth: HEY!
Hazel: Everyone, grab your blankets.
Will: but no one has blankets...
Percy: I think my cabin has some around here.
Nico: Wait hold up, hold up! WE... are..all.. Sleeping... Together... In... One... Bed...
Percy: Sure!
Jason: Let's all cuddle!
Frank: *turns into a cat and starts cuddling,
Will: Nico, come closer to me please?.
Nico: I love you.
Leo: *shoots party cannons *
Piper: Yes!
Nico: Oh yeah, they are here too...
Hazel: Good night guys!
Leo: GOOD NIGHTTTT!
Jasom: umm... Too loud.
Everyone: *sleeps*
Nico: OWWW! GET OFF ME
Annabeth: WHO is yanking my foot!
Will: QUIET DOWN SO WE CAN SLEEP
Percy: Oof
Next part comin out soon. Oh hades, I suck.