From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun
To: fuckificare
Sent: 4:32 PM 1 May 2017
Dear, fuckificare
Well that's good.
As they say, no news is good news.
It still kinda sucks that nothing too interesting happened for you.
The good kind of interesting though.
I'm glad nothing bad happened.
Sincerely, Me
