From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

To: fuckificare

Sent: 4:32 PM 1 May 2017

Dear, fuckificare

Well that's good.

As they say, no news is good news.

It still kinda sucks that nothing too interesting happened for you.

The good kind of interesting though.

I'm glad nothing bad happened.

Sincerely, Me