after about an hour of standing in silence waiting to see what end christina would come out of when she finished digesting after being anal vored, peter's bootyhole spat christina out alive and soaked with banana custard.
"guys i have a confession to make." peter said. "i wasn't actually racist this whole time. i'm an anti-racism officer and you are all UNDER ARREST FOR BEING RACIST YOU WHITE TRASH FUCKS except christina because she's black and al because i can't remember enough of the continuity in this story to recall if he was using racial slurs or not."
"NOOOOOOOO" TRIS AND FOUR SCREAMED
"burn the jews" christina said
peter shrugged and sighed. "ok fine we gotta take christina too."
so peter tied christina, four, and tris together and put them in a dog kennel and began to take them to the ALTAR OF BARACK OBAMA WHICH WAS LOCATED DEEP WITHIN THE JUNGLES OF BRAZIL WHERE ALL THE RACES COULD FINALLY GET ALONG.
just kidding he took them to guantanamo bay. barack obama was a myth he never existed
al came along too because the whispers of the void torture him when he's left alone for more than five minutes. brownie the cat was forced to attend on account of being wedged between al's voluptuously fattened asscheeks.
ANYWAY peter was taking everyone to brazil in the back of his golf cart when he "accidentally" drove the golf cart over a cliff in mexico.
"OH MY GOD" FOUR SCREAMED "PETER YOU SOY BOY"
"EAT MY ASS FOUR"
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEE" CHRISTINA YELLED "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL"
then MAGIC JOHNSON TOOK THE WHEEL AND BEGAN TO FLY THEM AWAY OVER CENTRAL AMERICA
"um" tris said "didnt christina ask for jesus"
"HOW DO YOU THINK I SURVIVED AIDS" MAGIC JOHNSON YELLED IN HIS POWERFUL BLACK VOICE "besides having superior black genetics of course haha"
"...magic?" al said
"yes?" magic johnson asked
"no, like, magic is how you survived aids."
"is what how i survived aids?"
"magic"
"yes?"
"nevermind"
magic johnson flapped his mighty magic johnson wings and soared on uneventfully except for all the bombings and murders and other serious and consequential events until they reached honduras and peter called out to the sky to harness the powers of the mighty anti-racism eagle, brandon.
"NO" MAGIC JOHNSON CRIED "STIP HIM STOP HIM OR WE ALL DIE NOOOO PETER"
TRIS DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS WITH PETER TRYING TO EMPOWER HIMSELF TO FIGHT RACISM BUT SHE COULDN'T FIGHT HER NATURAL COMPULSION TO BEAT PETER UP ANYMORE AND SHE BROKE FREE OF HER BINDS AND HER CAGE AND STRUCK PETER WITH A MIGHTY FALCON PUNCH.
"TRIS DON'T LISTEN TO HIM I NEED TO FIGHT RACISM." PETER SCREAMED.
"PETER NOT NOW YOU CAN'T CALL UPON BRANDON TO AUGMENT YOUR POWERS" MAGIC JOHNSON SCREAMED "HE'S BEEN CORRUPTED"
"well that explains why i'm suddenly feeling extremely racist" four said, shrugging his shoulders. "i hate brown people"
"LOOK" CHRISTINA SCREAMED "NOOOOOOO WE'RE BEING FIREBOMBED GO FASTER MAGIC JOHNSON!"
" POR FAVOR PERDÓNAME" AL SCREAMED
"NO BROWN PEOPLE" FOUR SCREAMED COMPULSIVELY AS HE BEGAN TO BEAT AL WITH A TIRE IRON