Chapter 80 – Frank Jr & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
The opening sequence of the seven-segment display "FG" is a reference to the 24 sequence.
"Previously, on Family Guy," The voiceover said as he is voiced by Kiefer Sutherland who plays Jack Bauer, the protagonist on 24.
"Maybe this summer he and Frank Jr should take swim lessons." Frank said to his father in law that the babies need to take swim lesson.
As Both Emily and Lois nodded in agreement.
"Would ya like that, Stewie?" Lois Encouraged Stewie to take swimming lessons.
As it show a picture of Lois griffin
Then the scene change to stewie screaming as he is crushed beneath the lifeguard chair.
As it show a picture of Stewie Griffin.
Then the scene change to stewie able to climb out of the collapsed tower.
As Lois rushes over to her baby and put him in her arms.
"I'm alive. I'm alive!" Stewie said as he glad to be alive and not having sex with Steve Allen.
Then the scene show Stewie sees someone identical to him.
"Who the hell was that?" Stewie asked his family on the man who looks like him but older.
"What the fuck?" Frank Jr said in question about the man who looks like his uncle/best friend.
As they watch Tricia asked the man who looks like stewie about the rename San Francisco.
"Well, given the wonderful shoe shopping, I would cast my vote for, "Heaven"." Adult Stewie look alike said as it shocked everyone in the room about his appearance.
As the scene show a picture of the guy with the word saying weird older guy who kind of looks like stewie.
"Oh, Daddy, I knew I'd find you! I knew Peter couldn't be my real father!" Stewie said in excitement to finally meet his father.
"Because I'm not his father. I'm him, Frank Jr." Adult Stewie said as Both Frank Jr and Stewie are shocked to discover that the man is actually Stewie from 30 years in the future.
Then it show a unrelated clip of the Chevy Chase show with him accidently throw a blonde chick birthday cake.
Narrator
Fresh out the net box
Stop, look, and watch
Ready yet, get set
It's Family Guy!
We see paparazzi taking photos of the cast as they come out of the limo and they walk on the red carpet.
Chorus:Oh, oh, oh
This is All That
This is All That!
First it show Frank waling out of the limo with a poster with the words "oh" and he poses for the camera.
Then its shows Meg comes in looking all sexy as she signs autographs while she winks at the fans.
Then it turn to Lois comes in hopping while grabbing rose as she gives a kiss toward the fans.
Chorus: Check it, check it, check it
Now this is just an introduction
Before I blow your mind
The show is All of That and yes we do it all the time
Then it shows Frank Jr poses as he pull his hat down his chest as he throws a rose to the Fans.
Then next person to show up on the carpet is Stewie. As he flips his hat back to his head while he give autographs to fans.
Then Brian comes in sliding on the red carpet as he waves at the fan as he walks in.
Chorus: So sit your booty on the floor or in a chair
Ground or in the air
Just don't go nowhere
Then Emily comes in give autographs as she smiles at the fans as she tells one of her fans to call her.
Then the scene shows Persephone puts a rose on her mouth with a sexy angry look on her face.
Chorus: Cause everything we do
It's all of that!
When entertaining you
We all of that!
Then Chris shimming down the carp as he gives the fan a shout out.
Then Peter slide towards the carpet as he flips his hat back on his head.
Chorus: My posse and my crew
It's all of that!
So sit still cause we're coming right back
Then the scene shows John throws a rose at his fans.
As the scene, changes to Tyler puts on rose his mouth as he gives everyone thumbs up.
Chorus: Oh, oh, oh
This is All That
This is All That!
Then scene change to the Family Guy MC Cast walks down the stairs as they take a group photo while looking gangsters of the 80. All this while music ends as the scene fades to black.
The scene opens with stewie and Frank Jr still in the trolley with older stewie griffin.
You're me from the future? That's absurd. Stewie said in shocked
"I'm afraid it's true, Stewie. I'm the man you dreamed you'd be when you were alone in your bedroom...planning world domination and singing Donna Summer into your hairbrush." Stu said as he proves to Stewie Griffin that he is really his future self
By singing "No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)". which is a duet from 1979 by Donna Summer and Barbra Streisand. While Summer was famous for her disco material and Streisand for her more easy listening and soundtrack work, this song merged both sounds with a slow beginning which then evolved into a disco song.
Stu: Tell him to just get out
Nothing left to talk about
Stewie: Pack his raincoat, show him out
Just look him in the eyes and simply shout
Both: Enough is enough is enough
I can't go on I can't go on
No more no
Enough is enough is enough
I want him out I want him out
that door now
"It is you- Uh, big stewie! Oh, God, I have to many questions about the future. Is all food in pill form? Do they have flying cars?" Frank Jr asked him about the future until Stewie interrupts him.
"Did they ever find a successful vehicle for Ellen Cleghorne?" Stewie asks Future Stewie if there has been a successful vehicle for Ellen Cleghorne. Ellen Cleghorne was a popular black female cast member on the NBC sketch show, Saturday Night Live in the 1990s, who hasn't been in anything of importance since she left SNL in 1995.
"I can't answer those questions. I'm not even supposed to be talking to any of you. It's a violation of the terms of my vacation." Stu explain that he not supposed to be talking to them. It's a violation of the terms of his vacation.
"Vacation?" Frank Jr and Stewie asked him on what vacation in question.
"Yes. In the future, people take vacations not to destinations, but to periods of time. Just last summer I went back to visit Jesus Christ. Turns out his abilities might have been exaggerated a bit." Stu explain that he is taking a time-travel vacation. He set up a cutaway about the last summer he went back to visit Jesus Christ. Turns out his abilities might have been exaggerated a bit.
Cutaway
We see people and Stu watching Jesus Christ mumbling and dancing.
Cutaway Ends
"I've already said enough. I should be getting back." Stu said as he need to return back to the future since his vacation is over.
"You can't just leave me. I must know my future." Stewie exclaim that he needs to know about his future.
"Sorry. It's against the rules. Good-bye, Frank Jr, Stewie." Stu said as When he travels back to the future, both Frank Jr and Stewie surprise him.
"Surprise!" Frank and Stewie shouted as they stow away with him to his return trip into the future.
Then they disappear in a blue light and they reappear in quahog.
"Oh, this is just great." Stu said in complain tone.
As both the babies jump off Stu's shoulders to awe the future.
"I can't believe it! This is the future- Wait a minute. Everything looks the same." Frank Jr said as he was excited but then he notices that his home hasn't change.
"Well, of course. It's only been 30 years." Stu said that it only 30 year in the future.
"Where are the monuments to me? Where are my legions of followers? I thought I'd be absolute ruler of the world by now, far away from that house full of idiots." Stewie explain that he didn't became a powerful overlord in the future and set up a cutaway about the idiot's he live with in the house
Cutaway
As we join John, Tyler, Emily, Peter, Chris and Brian in the living room on the couch. As Brian opens a candy bar. He drops it on the ground as Peter and Chris fight for it, but they got knocked out. As John, Tyler, Emily and Brian puts their feet over their bodies as they relaxes.
Cutaway Ends
Now back to the future quahog with both Stewie's and Frank Jr.
"Sorry, Stewie. I abandoned my quest for world domination long ago." Stu explain to his younger self that he abandon his quest for world domination long ago.
"Yes, that good since I would kill him in a final battle if he did that!" Frank Jr explain what he would do to Stewie if he did that.
This cause stewie to give Frank Jr the stank face then he turn to his future self for more answers.
"Well, am I at least a city councilman or something?" Stewie asked his future self if he is at least a city councilman or something.
"Sorry." Stu said as he did do that either.
"Oh, this is nothing like I imagined. I thought the future would be different...with jet packs, eco-domes and TV they can beam right into your head." Stewie said as he is disappointed, and he set up a cutaway about TV they can beam right into your head.
Cutaway
As we a man going to futuristic video store and he talks to the video employee.
"Give me Mork and Mindy" a man told a video employee what he wanted as his face is scanned.
"hahaha! that's not how you sit in a chair!" the man laughs as he got the shows joke.
Cutaway Ends
Now we join the babies in Stu's car as he drive toward the Mallque/Griffin house.
"I'm late to Sunday dinner with the family. You two have to wait in the car until I can send you guys back." Stu explain to then babies that he is late for Sunday brunch with the family so he is leave them in the car.
"Wait in the car? We shall do no such thing." Frank Jr said
"Hey, did they ever unfreeze Walt Disney?" Stewie asked his future self if they unfreeze Walt Disney.
"Ugh. Unfortunately." Stu said with disgust as he set up a cutaway about Walt Disney being unfreezing.
Cutaway
We see an underground lab with a scientist unfreezing the creator of Disney.
"Welcome back Mr. Disney" a scientist said as he opened a chamber.
"Are the Jews gone yet?" Walt Disney wondered.
"Uh, no." scientist said
"Put me back in!" Walt Disney said as he wants to be put back in the freezer.
Cutaway Ends
Now we join the Mallque/Griffin house as we see old peter griffin watching tv in his underwear.
Until old Lois came into the living room with adult Frank Jr
"Peter, Put some pants on. The kids'll be here any minute." Lois said as she asked peter to put some pants on since their kids are coming home.
"In a second, Lois. I'm watching the Britney Spears comeback concert." Peter said as he watching Britney Spears' disastrous comeback concert.
She appeared in "Britney's Back", her comeback performance. She was severely overweight, had diabetes, and had a peg leg.
"Hi, everybody! I may have lost a foot to diabetes...but I'm still sexy, y'all! Now I'm gonna dance for ya!" Britney Spears tells her fan that her diabetes will not stop her for being sexy.
Then She decided to try to dance in her wheelchair and fell on a radio and caught on fire.
Then we join the griffin couple on the couch until Lois heard the doorbell ring.
She opens the door and she sees her son, Stu and the babies in disguise.
"Oh, Stew. My big boy." Lois said her second born son.
"Hello, Mother!" Stu said hello to his mom and hug her.
This shocks the babies on how old Lois is but mostly Stewie since he hates her with a burning passion.
"She's still alive? What the hell, man?" Stewie said in shock on how she is still alive.
"Shut up dude!" Frank Jr said as he slaps Stewie to shup up and this cause Adult Frank Jr to recognized them.
"I brought a guest. This is, um, uh, Pablo and Gabriel, children from Nicaragua I've been sponsoring." Stu explain about the babies being kids from Nicaragua that he been sponsoring.
"Wow that's nice, hey Stu can I talk to you in the kitchen for a minute." Adult Frank Jr said as he drags him into the kitchen.
"What the hell Stu! Why are our younger selves here In the future?" Adult Frank Jr said to stu about taking their younger selves here in the future.
"I know man, but they jump me when I return. But that's okay, mom will never know since we are master of disguise as kids." Stu explain that they will be fine since those kids are themselves.
"True my dude, very true!" Adult Frank Jr said in agreement as they return to see adult lois talking to young stewie.
"My! How wonderful! Me gusta Nicaragua." Lois said in Spanish about liking Nicaragua.
"Mmm, yes. Is that where you got that leather handbag? Oh, I'm sorry. That's your face! Ha ha! Oh! Got you! Thirty years later, I still freaking got you! Oh, God! I feel as invincible as Superman." Stewie said as he zings his mother for once and sets up a cutaway about being invincible as superman.
Cutaway
As Superman flies by Wonder Woman's invisible plane.
"Hey there, Wonder Woman. Flying your invisible plane, I see" Superman said as he starts hitting on her.
but in an awkward moment she's in the jet's bathroom.
"Boy, this is awkward. I'm- I'm, uh, actually in the lavatory of the invisible plane" Wonder Woman said as she sits with her pants down.
"Oh. You mean, right now you're…" Superman wondered.
"Yeah" Wonder Woman said as she flushed the toilet as she pulled her pants up and went back to fly her plane.
"I couldn't help but notice you didn't wash your hands in the invisible sink" Superman noticed.
Cutaway Ends
Now back to the living room as Chris arrives with his wife and his children from other woman he sleep with.
"Hi, everybody. Sorry we're late." Chris said hello to everyone, while he apologies about being late.
"Stop fuckin' apologizing. You sound like a fuckin' woman." Vanessa said a remark about his apologizing.
"I suppose one of you has to. Oh, what a nice blouse, Vanessa." Lois said sarcastically to reponed her daughter in law remark and she like her blouse.
"Chris's wife." Stu and Adult Frank Jr introduce the babies to Chris wife.
"Oh, thanks. I'm not sure my tiny brain could've put that one together." Stewie said sarcastically about realizing who that woman is to this family.
"Damn it, I thought he will end up with lana or loka?" Frank Jr said in disappointment in hoping that Chris is not gonna end up with the girls that he knew threw out Chris's love life.
"Actually, Chris is still in contact with them and he has visitation right to his kids. Also, they live in this neighborhood at old man Herbert house after he was murder by the many kids he rapes." Adult Frank explain that Chris still contact with his girlfriends since he is responsible with his kids and provide them with everything.
That when John and Persephone came in with their kid Serena biteo who looks like sailor moon.
"Hey guys!" John said hello to his family until he and Persephone notice Vanessa.
"Shit! Hey Vanessa, your ugly bitch!" Persephone said hello while insult her.
Coming Inside the building, Adult Frank is taking decorations from basement to to the kitchen with his toddler Ai mimicking him. His wife Meg comes out of kitchen with a pot and Ai starts mimicking her.
"Frank, you were supposed to put up all the decorations this morning!" Meg said in disappointment
"I was helping customers in pizzeria." Frank reply that he was help at the pizzeria
"You were gossiping with the customers." Meg
"I do not gossip! By the way, did you hear Vito Filliponio whitens his teeth?" Frank said his answer while gossiping soemthingh to his wife.
"Ugh." Meg said in disgust as she enter the kitchen.
As they take care of business, his digimon drago comes out of basement with a bone.
"Too slow!" Drago said as he fly to dodge what is chasing him.
Then a Big dog like dragon dorumon chases after the red dragon.
"Drago! Give doru back his toy!" Meg shouted at drago from the kitchen to give back the bone to dorumon.
Then Enter Emily daughter Veronica with her hair all frizzy.
"Andy! Did you use all my hair product again?!" Veronica said as she calls out her brother.
Then Enter self-proclaimed stud Andy.
"This kind of handsome doesn't happen on its own." Andy said in smug tone.
As Veronica grabs Andy and starts rubbing his hair against hers.
"STOP IT! YOU'RE SMOOSHING THE FLAIR!"Andy
Then their mother Emily takes a picture of them fighting and she isoverjoyed.
"I love seeing my babies play so sweetly." Emily said as she gets tears in her eyes and cries into the next apartment with her daughter Millie following and to gun her down.
As Andy and Veronica fix their hair and go their separate ways. Enter one more kid named TJ wearing a cape and he is Tyler's kid.
"I'm Super TJ!" TJ said as he makes whooshing noises and pretends to fly with Ai mimicking that.
Then Tyler came inside, and he is reading a book. He wears black glasses that has a square frame, a cream long sleeved shirt, a light blue sweater, a red necktie, brown pants, a black belt with a yellow buckle, and dark red shoes.
"Okay, Super TJ, just watch where you're going." Tyler said to his son and he walks into a wall.
"Oof! Huh, whoopsie." Tyler said as heclears throat and reads his book.
"Ooh! Did you know that sea anemones glow when they're scared?" Tyler said about sea anemones glow when they are scared.
"Uncle tyler, it's the weekend. You're not supposed to be doing reviewing stuff." Veronica tell tyler that it's the weekend and he should be reviewing books.
"Oh, this isn't for work. It's just for fun." Tyler explain to his niece that he is read for fun not work.
"Nerd alert!" drago said as he fly's by them.
As Meg came out of the kitchen and she hands Tyler a casserole dish.
"Tyler, put this on the table for me, please." Meg asked him to put the casserole at the diner table.
While Tyler is too busy reading his book, dorumon eats up the casserole which Ai imitates. TJ continues playing his superhero game.
As Emily come out of the kitchen with a curtain
"Where should we put this?" Emily asked Meg where to put the curtain. Until everyone in the family was out of the kitchen.
"No no no!" / "Right here!" / "Why did we wait so long to do this?" / "They're gonna be here any second!" Every one of the Mallque's starts arguing about the arrangements.
Until Frank pushes them into the dining room. As Frank Jr about to ask them about the rest of the family his older self-stop.
"We will tell you when dinner starts!" adult Frank Jr reply.
Now we turn to adult Chris talking to his mother.
"Mom, I notice your hedges are pushing out onto the curb, and that's a violation. And your tags are expired, and one of your taillights is busted. I'm not gonna run you in, but I will if you don't give me a cookie.!" Chris said as a police officer, pressing charges on his mom, then demanding to get a cookie if he won't turn his mom in.
"Here you go, sweetie." Lois said as she takes out a cookie.
As Adult chris then receives the cookie from Lois.
"Yea!" Adult Chris said in excitement.
"Oh, cookie!" a Chris look alike said as he came in and Lois gave him a cookie as well.
"Who is he? And why does he look like uncle Chris? Frank Jr asked his older self about the Chris look alike.
"That's Chris Griffin Jr, Chris's son with Amy walker. Someone that you'll meet in a few years." Adult Frank Jr explain Chris's son with another woman.
"Yeah, that's what that fat pig needs- a fuckin' cookie." Vanessa makes a remark about it.
"Hi, Vanessa. Well, don't you look nice- Oh, no! I broke my hip!" Old Peter said as he fakes breaking his hip and falls on the floor.
Then Old Peter scooches over to Vanessa to peek over her skirt and he see her underwear.
"You need some help, Dad?" Chris asked him if he needs some help.
"No, I'm good." Old perter said as he is good at his place on the floor with him looking at Vanessa's underwear.
"Oh, are these the pictures from your trip to Sonoma? Oh, my God! Oh, look how beautiful the countryside is. Oh, I'd love to get a house out there if I had the money!" Stu said as he found some picture of his parent trip to Sonoma.
"That was a swell vacation. Much better than that time I was stuck on that island with Bono." Peter recalling the time he was stranded on a desert island with Bono.
Cutaway
We join Peter as he was stranded on a desert island with Bono, where they had a crate of food
"Bono, stop screwin' around...and open up that damn crate of food." Peter said as he wants food to eat.
"I'm saving this for the starvin' children of the world in case we get rescued." Bano said crate of food that Bono was "Saving for the starving children" when they get rescued
"Yeah, you know what? That's us. We're starvin'. Now open it up!" Peter said
"I can't do that, Peter. It's for the starvin' children." Bano reply with the same answer.
Only for Peter to find Bono "tasting" the food to "see if the starving children would like it."
Aha! Peter said as he caught him red hand in food.
"I'm just makin' sure it tastes good for the starvin' children." Bano said explain that if the starving children would like it.
As Peter then proceeds to beat up Bono and eat the food himself.
Cutaway ends
Now back to the living room as someone enter the Mallque/Griffin home.
"Knock knock." A man said who look like Meg but with light brown hair and with a ghetto mustache.
"Oh, hi, Ron." Frank said hello to Ron Griffin Mallque.
"Who is that fellow? He looks so familiar." Frank Jr asked his older self on the guy who just enter their home.
"It's your younger brother Ron, Mom and Dad had a sex again right after college." Adult Frank Jr explain that he is the younger sibling after Frank Jr.
"Wow! I have another brother and Mom went to college?" Frank Jr said in awe about his new brother and his mom going to college.
"I can't stay too late. I gotta go shop for tacos. You know, for my stomach, where I put my food in." Ron explain that he is always hungry which annoys his Grandfather Peter.
"We get it, Ron. You're always hungry." Old Peter said as he tells him to shut up already.
This cause stewie and Frank Jr to asked their older selves about their extended family members.
"Also, who were those kids who came by?" Stewie asked them on the new members of their family with Frank Jr nod in agreement to this question.
"We'll let start with Emily, she can become the next generation housewife to a kind husband named James Cooper and they had three kids. Their firstborn is Veronica, A 13-year-old emo girl who looks like Emily except she wears black and her hair is longer than Emily currently hair, and also black. Their second born is Andy, a 10-year-old geeky boy with red slightly curly hair. And Finally, Millie, a two-year-old blond-haired girl who is the next generation of Stewie." Adult Frank explain about Emily and her family.
"Also, John and Persephone gotten married and move out. They live in quagmire old house. They have a daughter name serena biteo who look like Frank's older sister usagi from japan. That was weird when she was born." Stu explains what happen to john and Persephone.
This caused Frank Jr to look at John and Persephone with a sigh of relief.
"Then there is Tyler, he became successful book writer. He was also married until she die threw child birth leaving him one son, name Tyler junior aka TJ." Adult Frank explain what happened to Tyler and his life and they nodded in agreement.
Now we see both versions of Frank Jr and Stewie walking up stairs to tour their future home until stewie notice something on the hallway wall.
"What is this one, my prom?" Stewie asked his older self about the picture of himself at prom.
"Oh, yes. That's Shirley Blitt. We couldn't do any dancing because of her club foot, but the punch was delicious. I think somebody put mango in it. Isn't it funny that I remember that after all these years?" Stu showing Stewie his prom photo.
This caused Frank Jr to walk way slowly from that awkward conversation.
Now we join them outside in the backyard where there is a grave of one family member.
"Well, there he is." Stu said as he shows his younger self and Frank Jr the grave of Brian Griffin.
"Oh, this is fantastic!" Stewie said as he takes a sharp marker and wrote douchebag on Brian's tombstone.
"That's not really appropriate, Stewie." Stu said to stewie that write on the tombstone is wrong.
"Oh, of course it is. I loathed that know-it-all, flea-bitten mutt." Stewie explain to his older self that he loathed Brian during his young life.
"No, it's just that the meaning of that word has changed ever since President Douchebag." Adult Frank Jr explains to Stewie that has become unfashionable to call someone a douchebag after President Douchebag defeated candidate Daterape in cutaway.
"Yeah your favorite president!" Stu said in agreement.
Cutaway
As we see President Douchebag makes an announcement at an election ceremony.
"I just received a call from my worthy opponent, Senator Daterape. President Douchebag said about receiving a call from senator Daterape.
This cause everyone to boo that name including adult Frank Jr.
"No, no. He ran a good campaign, but the people of America have spoken, and they're saying they want four more years of Douchebag!" the president cheered.
"Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag!" fans applauded.
Cutaway Ends
"That is some fuckin' good dinner, Mrs. Griffin." Vanessa said to her mother in-law that dinner was fucking good.
"Hahaha! Thank you. Excuse me. I'm gonna go help Peter with the dishes." Lois said thank you to Vanessa complement and goes to the kitchen to help peter with the dishes.
Frank, Meg, John, Persephone, Tyler, Emily, Stu, I need your help. I need you guys to tell those parents of yours they're moving into a retirement home...'cause Mr. Empty Sac over here won't do it. Vanessa asked Frank, Meg, John, Persephone, Tyler, Emily and Stu to putting Lois and Peter into a retirement home, all so that she and to an extent Chris, could get the house.
"Stu, you don't want Mom and Dad to go to a retirement home, do you?" Chris asked Stu that he also doesn't want to put their parents into a retirement home as well.
"Well, u-uh, it's, uh- I…" Stu tries to talk but he is scared of Vanessa and he look at adult Frank Jr for help.
As adult Frank Jr sighs and he come to the rescue again.
"Stu, could you help me with the dishes?" Adult Frank Jr said in Lois's voice as he threw his voice at the hallway to give stu an escape.
"Be right there, Mother! Actually, Vanessa?" Stu said as he tries to explain to Vanessa his explanation about the house.
This cause Adult Frank Jr to rolls his eyes and he wraps it up with his voice again.
"Stu, I need your help! There are dishes everywhere!" Adult Frank Jr said in Lois's voice to make stu go out of the dining room pronto.
"Oh, sorry. Must go." Stu said as he run out of the dining room.
Now back to Chris with his wife.
"Well, I can't do it to 'em. They're my parents." Chris explain to his wife that he can't do it since they are his parents and he loves them.
"Don't you ever want to inherit this house, you fat fuck? Or am I the only one who has any desire to move out from under the fucking power lines? What's that? Oh, it's cancer!" Vanessa asked him in anger about inherit this house? Or is she the only one who has any desire to move out from under the fucking power lines.
"Can we please not do this in front of Pablo and Gabriel?" Adult Chris asked her to not do this in front of the babies.
"Ah, screw them! That fuckin' kid's from Guam. Probably only speaks Spanish or some shit." Vanessa said screw them since she think they only speak Spanish.
"Let me tell you something, Nessa, a bullet sounds the same in every language." Stewie said as he makes an argument with Vanessa about a bullet sounds the same in every language.
"So stick a fucking sock in it, you cow." Frank Jr said as he tells her to shut her mouth before he does it for her.
This cause the family to retaliate as well to Vanessa's deal.
"Look, I had no intentions on selling my house. I am not moving out, and that's final." Emily said firmly with her kid nodding in agreement.
"Also, Vanessa, you can't inherit this house since I own it." Adult Frank explain to Vanessa that he owns the house.
"What the hell!" Vanessa said in shocked as the rest of the family turn to Frank for an explanation.
"Yeah, my father only lend it to them when he and my mom were on the run against the supremacy phoenixes, so my wife parents only own this house till I reach adult age which is now." Adult Frank explain that his father Jake Mallque only lend this house to peter when he and his wife were on the run the supremacy phoenixes.
"You can crash at my place tonight, but tomorrow we're going to get you back home." Adult Frank Jr explain to their younger selves that they crash at stu's place tonight, but tomorrow we're going to get you two back home.
"Well, welcome to Chez Stu." Stu said as he welcomes them to his home.
As the babies notice that stu is living in a low-rent apartment which his gross.
"Dear God, this is where you live?" Frank Jr said in shocked
"All alone in a filthy hovel?" Stewie said in disgust of his future living.
"Well, I wouldn't exactly say "alone." Let me introduce my roommate. He's sometimes late on the rent...and never shy about sharing the gas bill, if you know what I mean." Stu explain about having Rupert as a roommate and his bear having gas.
"Did you just make a fart joke?" Stewie said to his future self about making a fart joke.
"I think he did stewie, I think he did!" Frank Jr said in shocked
"Hey, Stu, got big plans for tonight? Sure do, Rupert. I'm finally going to organize my photo albums. Yeah, right!" Stu has a talk with is bear about organize my photo albums but he was just joking.
That's when stewie notice something about his bear.
"I say, what happened to his leg? Oh, wait, now I remember." Stewie asked him on what happed to his bear's leg until he remember it in cutaway with Brian.
Cutaway
As we join Brian and stewie in the kitchen.
"You are gonna sit there and tell me a flat tax doesn't favor the wealthy?" Brian asked.
"Not one bit, and it saves millions of man-hours that the complexity of the current tax code wastes which you would realize if you weren't retarded" Stewie explained, but Brian takes Rupert and eats his leg.
"Hey, give him back. Stop that. What are you doing? Give me back his leg" Stewie demanded.
"Oh, you'll get it back" Brian smirked.
Cutaway Ends
We now join stu with the babies at his job at circuit shack as he show them The cartoon clipping from Parade Magazine is from The Lockhorns, a William Carrell one-panel cartoon series where the two primary characters are married despite bitterly hating each other.
"This is my bulletin board where I put all my favorite comic strips. See, look. Here's the Lockhorns. Mrs. Lockhorn is saying, "We're never going to another yard sale,"...because Mr. Lockhorn has clearly purchased a tuba! And from the look on her face...I'd say he's not playing it very well at all. You get it?" Stu said as he shows Stewie a clipping of a cartoon he cut out of the magazine and stuck behind his counter at Circuit Shack.
This cause both Stewie and Frank Jr to give a dirty look at him.
"You got these from Parade magazine? You read Parade magazine?" Stewie and Frank Jr said in shocked about stu reading parade magazine as it was the worse magazine in their time.
That's when one of Stu's co-worker come by to say hi
"Ohhh! Hey, Stu! It's Monday, which can only mean one thing!" as the female co-worker said its Monday and they know what that mean to them.
"Go-Gurt Day! hahahaha!" Stu and the female co-worker said together and laugh together.
"Oh, Fran, this is Pablo and Gabriel from Nicaragua. Pablo, this is Fran. She is hilarious!" Stu said as he introduce the babies to Fran and vice versa.
"Hey, Pablo and Gabriel. Just kiddin'!" Fran said as she does a hand puppet to say hi to the babies.
This caused Stu to laugh by that joke.
"I told you! She's so twisted!" Stu said to the babies that she is twisted in her jokes.
"Well, I'd better get back to my department...before Genghis the day manager makes his rounds." Fran said goodbye and she made fun of their boss.
"Genghis the day mana- Is that from something, or did you just make that up?" Stu said as he laughs and he asked her if got this joke from somewhere or she made it up.
"I just made it up!" Fran reply with a happy smile.
"Oh-ho-ho! Oh! All day long." Stu said as he waves good bye to his friend and the babies look so smug at stu.
"Well, I guess it's not all bad." Stewie reply that his life in the future turn out great for him.
"What do you mean?" Stu and Frank Jr asked him on what he means?
"Don't be coy, you dirty horndog. You're humping Fran. Tell me, how many times have we gotten into those Lane Bryant stretch pants?" Stewie asked him on how many time that he had sex with Fran.
"What? Never." Stu reply no about him having sex with Fran.
"Damn right, never- What do you mean, never?" Stewie said as he heard him said no and he is piss off.
"Stewie, I've never slept with any woman. I've never had sex." Stu tell stewie that he never slept with any woman.
This cause both Frank Jr and Stewie to jump Stu and push him on the floor.
"All right, that's it!" Frank Jr said as he and Stewie jump on to Stu's chest.
"I could handle the crappy apartment and the pedestrian job, but now you're telling me I'm a 35-year old Parade magazine reading virgin?!" Stewie said to Stu that he will not take himself being a 35 year old virgin.
"Well, you, sir, are pathetic!" Frank Jr told Stu that he is pathetic.
"So forget about sending us back, because I'm not leaving until we do a complete overhaul...on this sad thing you call a life." Stewie told Stu that they are not going back until they we do a complete overhaul on Stu's life.
"Can I still read Parade?" Stu asked his younger self if he can still read parade.
"NO, YOU STILL CAN'T READ PARADE!" Stewie shouted no on his response.
Now we join the trio at Stu's apartment as they wear worker uniform. As stu is changing stewie's diaper.
"We've got a big day of overhauling your life ahead." Frank Jr said to the stewie's about working on fix this apartment.
"First we've got to fix up this apartment- Stop that. Stewie said as he is notice his older self is staring at his balls.
"What?" Stu asked on what.
"Why are you staring at my genitals?" Stewie asked him on why he is staring at his balls.
"I'm not allowed to tell you anything about your own future, but I will say this… Enjoy your left testicle while you can." Stu tells him to enjoy his left nut while he can.
"What?" Stewie said in shocked on what he said while Frank Jr laughs as he know what Stu said.
"I've said too much." Stu said in response that he will be quit.
A few moment later we see the boys are done with the renovation on the apartment.
"So, what do you think?" Stewie asked Stu on what he thinks about the new digs.
"I've got to hand it to you guys. It really is an improvement." Stu said as he thanks them for the changes.
"And you haven't even seen the best part. Stress-release candles for those extra-tough days at the office." Frank Jr said as he show Stu, the Stress-release candles for those extra-tough days at the office.
"You don't know the half of it. On Tuesdays I work Returns." Stu said as he sets up a cutaway about him doing returns on Tuesday at his job.
Cutaway
We see stu at his job as a person toward his station.
"I bought this boombox here, and it's got this high-pitched whine" someone said as he brought a box.
"Well, let's have a look" Stu said as it was a baby inside the box.
"Ha-ha! It's yours now, sucker!" the man taunted.
Cutaway Ends
Now back to the apartment in the living room couch.
"All right, now that you've got a swinging pad, it's time to bring Fran back here...and, um, you know." Stewie said to stu to call Fran so they can have sex.
"What?" Stu said in shocked as he doesn't know what he is talking about.
"Well, I have no idea." Stewie said as he doesn't know about sex either.
"I thought you knew." Frank Jr said as he thought that adult stewie knew abot sex since is an adult.
"No, I have no idea." Stu reply as he had no idea about sex either.
"You're the adult here. I was counting on you to know the mechanics, because- Well, let's face it, as a baby all I've got to go on is beer commercial innuendo...and that myth about where babies come from." Stewie said as he set up cutaway about the myth about where babies come from?
Cutaway
Now we see a woman in her bed as a stork comes inside threw the window.
"Oh my God, the stork!" a woman said as a stork opened a bag to reveal a red light.
"Where's my baby?" she wondered.
"Sweetie, you and I are going to make the baby!" the stork said as sexy music played.
Cutaway Ends
Now we join Peter, Lois, Frank, Adult Frank Jr and Meg watching TV. Until Lois asked them on something.
Which Law and Order is this? Lois asked Peter on what version of law and order they are watching.
"This is Law and Order: P.C.A.M.P.I.E.O.F. T.D. - Petty Crimes Against Municipal Property In Excess of Five Thousand Dollars." Peter explain that they are watching Law and Order: Petty Crimes Against Municipal Property In Excess of Five Thousand Dollars.
Oh, that kid's spraying graffiti. Lois said as she notice that a kid on the TV is spraying graffiti on the wall.
"That is not gonna be cheap to have that wall repainted." Frank Jr reply as his parents nodded in agreement.
That's when John, Persephone, Chris and Tyler came in from the front door.
"Kids, what are you doing here?" Lois asked them on why are they here.
"Mom, Dad, Vanessa wants us to put you guys in a retirement home." Persephone explain that Vanessa want to put Peter and Lois in a retirement home.
"But I think it's ridiculous." Emily said in fit as she crosses her arms.
"And she is a bitch!" John said in response that Vanessa is a bitch.
"And said bitch wants the house!" Tyler exclaimed that Vanessa want the house and she take it without asking.
"A retirement home?" Lois said in shocked in going into a retirement home.
This caused the Mallque's to get piss off at this new which freak out John, Tyler and Chris.
"I told you mom, that bitch has to die for trying to take our house." Frank exclaimed that he will killed that woman for steal what not hers.
"When I get my hand on her, she will wish that she'll get our house!" Meg exclaimed that she make Vanessa wish that she was dead.
As Frank Jr text Stu on his phone about what just happed. The other kids are starting a mob with pitch forks and touches.
"Now, Vanessa says it's not that bad, Mom." Chris explain to his mom that the retirement home is not that bad.
"She says they have people there who will wipe your bottom." Tyler explain to them that the people in said home will wipe their bottoms.
This cause to make old peter surprise about this news as he leave the couch.
"You gotta be yankin' me. That is sweet! That doesn't sound ridiculous at all, boy Meg." Peter said as he agree with this agreement and he confuse Ron name with Meg's.
"My name is Ron." Ron said as he correct his grandpa with the right name while having a stank face.
"Oh, I wish Brian were here. He'd never let you put us in a home." Meg said as she wish that Brian was alive to stop them.
"Oh, but at least he's in a better place now." Frank said as he know that he is in heaven and he set up a cutaway about Brian being in heaven.
Cutaway
We see Brian is in heaven with famous people.
"Wow, look at me. Hanging out drinking with Ernest Hemingway, Van Gogh and Kurt Cobain. Still, it feels like we all got here a little earlier than we should have" Brian said.
"Well, I finally collapsed under the weight of my own genius and shot myself" Ernest explained.
"I could not reconcile my passion with the way people around me were living, so I shot myself" Vincent explained.
"I hated the thought of my music becoming part of some bland corporate mechanism so I shot myself" Kurt added.
"Yeah, I, uh, I got into the garbage and ate some chocolate" Brian confessed.
Cutaway Ends
We see Frank Jr, Stu and Stewie attempt to learn about sex by reading The Joy of Sex. The partners shown in the photographs illustrating this work were notoriously hirsute as the male wore a heavy dark beard, and she full pubic hair.
"My word!" Stu said in shocked about what he just read in the book.
"Yes, evidently the razor wasn't invented till sometime in the late '80s." Frank Jr said in agreement as he explain about the razor wasn't invented till sometime in the late '80s.
Then both Frank Jr and Stewie jump off the couch, they both face Stu.
"Okay, then let's begin. And here we go. And watch my hand. And one, two, three. Put it in, take it out. Put it in, take it out." Stewie said as he instruct Stu to move his hips in and out.
Then he starts sing "I Am the Monarch of the Sea" is a song from H.M.S. Pinafore, a comic opera in two acts, with music by Arthur Sullivan and a libretto by W. S. Gilbert.
Stewie
I am the monarch of the sea
The ruler of the queen's navy
Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants
And we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts
"Good, you've got the rhythm. Now try it with Swiss cheese. Take it from the top." Frank Jr said as he passes Swiss cheese to Stu for him to have practice sex with.
Now we join Stu and Fran on the couch not talking as stewie and Frank were behind the couch with a pocket watch to check on how long they were on the couch.
"I really enjoyed the movie tonight. And I'm not tired at all." Fran said as she enjoy the movie tonight.
"Oh, yeah? Good, good. I enjoyed the movie too." Stu reply as he enjoy the movie too.
Then it went to silence again until Stu talks again.
"Oh, hey, I hear they're extending our store hours until 9:30." Stu said that their boss extending their hours until 9:30.
That cause Frank Jr to face palm for how Stu fail at this date.
"Oh, that's, um-...that's great." Fran said as she feel that this is not working out.
This cause stewie to stern this date and he jump up to say something.
"Let's have sex!" Stewie shouted to have sex with Fran
"What?" Stu said as he freak out why his other self-plan this situation.
Definitely! I'll be right back. Fran said as she leave the room to get herself ready for their sex.
This cause Stu to go behind the couch
"What is wrong with you?" Frank Jr whisper to stewie about getting his older self into this situation.
"I can't go through with this." Stu said in whisper in agreement.
"Why the hell not?" Stewie asked his older self on why he can have sex with Fran.
"I-I'm too nervous." Stu said that he is too nervous.
Until they hear Fran shouted from Stu room.
"I'm putting in my diaphragm!" Fran' said as she's prepping for sex with Stuart.
Now back to the living room of Stu's apartment.
"See? I don't even know what that is." Stu whispers to them that he doesn't even know what diaphragm is?
"Get in there! Get in there right now." Stewie tells him to get in the room right now.
"No! No! I can't, I can't! Stu reply that he can't do this.
Until Frank Jr grab Stu's shirt and get into his face.
"You listen to me. You listen to me Stewart Griffin! You march in there right now and…" Frank Jr whispering to Stu as he then looks into a book and he whisper to stewie to tell Stu what he need to do.
"Insert your penis into her vagina!" Stewie whispering to Stu as he's coaching his future self on how to have sex.
Also Frank Jr gave Stu a pill to drink from his older self.
"Also her take this pill, it will restore everything that you lost and give you the boost you need to satisfy her, Now Go!" Frank Jr shouted him to get in there and get laid.
As Stu wipes his shirt went into the room to have sex with Fran.
Right now, the couple lies on the bed as they cuddle together since it's Saturday night and they don't have anything to do for this day.
"…I usually love Saturday but it really sucks when there's nothing to do." The Adult Stewie muttered out of blue.
"Totally." Fran agreed and they just cuddle before she forms a plan in her head, causing her to feel a little jittery because it might be a little risky.
She suddenly kiss his neck several times and Stu wrap his right arm around her as he kiss her hair lightly, he can feel her left hand trail across his body until it stop over the groin area of his pajama pant.
Fran slowly rub the groin, feeling his member under the pant as she keep kissing his neck softly and Stu's right hand stroke her back for a while before he suddenly slip her pajama shirt off, exposing her breasts.
He immediately fondle with them, alternate between squeezing and massage, while his lover yank his pant down slightly to take a good grip on his hard-on member and he release a moan as soon as Fran stroke his cock faster.
"F-F-Fran…" Stu moaned lightly, "S-S-Slow it down a little."
"Nope." Fran moaned with a smirk, increasing her stroking speed as she kick her pajama pant off after she wiggle herself out of it and she gasp out as soon as the redhead suddenly finger her lower mouth faster with two fingers.
"F-F-Fine then, I won't hold back." The Brownhead smirked at her before he latches his mouth onto her breast's nipple, sucking it lightly as they stroke each other in their own way and they don't know how many minutes have gone by.
"S-S- Stu, c-c-c-can I ride you?" She grinded her hip against his thrusting fingers with a moan and her lover release her breast as he stare into her eyes before he give her a nod. "Y-You sure?"
"H-H-Hai…" Stu panted and his lover place herself in a reverse cowgirl position over his throbbing member before she impale herself down on his member with a loud moan, enjoying the new feeling of his cock inside her maidenhood.
After she get used to the feeling, Fran glance over her shoulder at her lover. "…Ready?" The Brown head gave her a small nod before his lover bounce lightly with a gyrating hip and Stu slowly thrust upward to meet her hip in a rhythm.
"H-H-Harder…" She moaned loudly as her lover thrust into her harder as soon as she bring her hips down, "F-F-Faster!" She kept riding him for a while and before she know it, Stu lean his body up against her back as he change the position from reverse cowgirl to doggy position without any warning.
Stu take hold of her waist before he thrust his cock into her entrance again with a furious speed and he kiss the back of her neck as his lover moan passionately with each thrust.
Fran turn her head slightly to face him before they make out with each other as his arms slip under her body in a hug, the redhead kept thrust deeply into her and they barely realize that he just come inside her a few times.
It wasn't long until Stu pull his member out of her and he land back on his back with a heavy pant as his lover slowly crawls up to his side.
"I take it back." Stu panted heavily, "Today is awe…" He suddenly moan out, it turn out Fran just start giving him a blowjob and the Brown head would say that they were doing it out of order but he don't care about it since he really enjoy it right now.
"S-S-So we're going do it again?" He asked with another moan and his lover just hum with his cock insider her mouth before they resume their lovemaking for the rest of the afternoon.
Until both of them forget since the pill side effects kick in, they lost all their memories of the sex and Fran only remember's bad stuff.
A few moment later they were in bed naked and they were embarrassed by the whole thing.
"I- I'm sorry. That's, um- That's never happened to me before." Stu explain that he never had sex before that bad.
"Which part? The eight seconds of sex, or the 40 minutes of crying?" Fran asked him in bored tone on which part the eight seconds of sex or 40 minutes of crying.
As she didn't notice that her vagina was fill with sperm and she was getting pregnant as they speak.
"Uh, I guess both. Do I- Do I give you money or something?' Stu reply both and ask her if she wants some money.
"Yeah, I'm gonna go." Fran said as she leaves the bed and she get her clothes to leave.
As Frank Jr notice the unsatisfied look in Fran that he realized that he forgotten the pills side effects.
"Oh shit!" Frank reply as his face palms himself.
Meanwhile at Circuit Shack, Stu was back at his counter talking with the babies.
"Eight seconds! That's twice as good as you did in rehearsal." Stewie replu stu record of having sex for eight second and it was better than his rehearsal.
Until Frank Jr notice that Stu's boss came.
"Hey, Stew! I heard about what you did with Fran last night. Y'know, Interoffice sex is prohibited, regardless how hilariously brief and unsatisfying it was. You're fired." Stu's boss at work said that Fran tells everyone about it and stu is fired because of it.
"Fired? Oh, this is not good." Stu said in shocked by this news.
"Oh, dear. This is almost as bad as when Peter got fired as the first director of Terms of Endearment." Stewie said in remarking that Stu being fired is almost as bad as when Peter got fired as the first director of Terms of Endearment.
Cutaway
As we see Terms of Endearment as Debra Winger tells her children that she doesn't have long to live in this world.
"Kids, I don't have much time left...and I can't talk for too long 'cause I get real upset." Debra Winger explains that she has not much time left in this world.
This when Where Peter zooms in on Debra Winger's chest as she's telling her children that she doesn't have long to live.
"I want you to make a lot of friends...and be real nice to the girls- They're gonna be real important to you after I'm gone." Debra Winger explain to the girls to make a lot of friends and be nice to them as they were gonna be important to them when she is gone.
"Sweet." Peter said in excitement for see Debra winger's boobies.
Cutaway Ends
Now we join the babies and stu drive towards his apartment as he is was piss off.
"Oh, cheer up. You didn't need that crappy job anyway." Stewie said as he tries to cheer up his older self of not need that job.
You are not allowed to speak. You have ruined everything! Stu said as
Nice. I donate my time trying to fix your pathetic life, and this is the thanks I get? Well, it's not the first gift that's ever gone unappreciated. Stewie remembering when Peter got Lois a Galaga arcade cabinet for Christmas.
Cutaway
Merry Christmas, sweetheart. Peter
Oh, Peter, thank you! An arcade-style Galaga machine. Oh, thank you, Peter- Lois said
Move! Peter
Cutaway Ends
Look, all right, I'll admit that maybe things haven't gone exactly to plan. We'll go home and regroup and hit 'em hard tomorrow. Stewie
Good lord! My apartment! Stu
Returning home, he finds that his apartment is in flames.
Looks like the cause of the fire were these stress-release candles. The firefighter explain why the apartment is in flames due to scented candles.
"Huh! *Irony!" the other fire fighter said as he makes a joke about it.
As we see stu looking at his young self with his angry stank face.
* Irony!" Frank Jr said as he repeats what the other firefighter said to make stewie feel worse that he is now.
Now we join the griffin couple of peter and lois at quahog acres retirement home.
I don't know, Peter. This place is pretty depressing. Lois said as she and peter walk around until they heard a familiar voice.
"What are you talking about? It's just like old times.' Old Jake said as his greats Peter and Lois.
Then he leads them toward their old neighbors
"Hey, Cleveland." Old Peter said hello to his friend Cleveland and his wife Donna.
"Hello...Peter." Old Cleveland said hello as
"Hello peter." Donna reply as she rub her husband back.
As they turn to Joe and a young bonnie.
"Hey, Joe, how are things since the operation?" Old Peter asked him on his operation
Oh, great, Peter. Who would have guessed I'd be one of the few not in a wheelchair? I sure do miss Bonnie though. Old Joe
It's amazing they were able to give you her legs. Old Jake
And have them clone a younger version. Also congratulation on the third baby! Old Lois said as she congratulate Joe and clone bonnie on their new baby.
As sixty something-year old Joe Swanson in the year 2035 sings it while flaunting the transplanted legs from his late wife Bonnie Swanson, which looked much too young to match a sixty-year old body, thus still attractive. Then he has Bonnie clone so he can married her and had her pregnant.
Joe
Who wears short shorts?
I WEAR SHORT SHORTS!
Hmm! That turn me on Joe! Clone bonnie said as she drag joe into their room to have pregnant sex.
Now the Griffins turn to Glen Quagmire with his Korean wife Suyjin.
As it's explain that glen went to Korea with his friend a while back and he was reunited with Suyjin. She invites them to dinner and to watch the episode at her place. After dinner, they find the final resolution has Quagmire leaving to return home in America. Peter's comments inspire Quagmire to stay in Korea with his co-star and lover.
The guys try to talk Quagmire out of his decision but he had decided he wants to find himself a new life. They guys drink at a Korean bar and while watching a Korean pop video, they decide to make a music video of their own, pointing out the advantages of returning to Quahog but still fail to change his mind. But when turning in for the night, he finds that her entire family will be living in close quarters with them. This was about to make glen crack until he was visited by woman from his past. They made him realized he never be able to be with a woman if he doesn't face his pain of his past.
He then remembers Tracey Bellings, who is a girl that Glenn Quagmire recounts as his own bully. Quagmire also noted she was dyslexic.
In a flashback set in 1986, Quagmire explains that Tracey derided his choice of RC Cola over both Coke and Pepsi. Their encounter turned into a combined beating and sexual encounter, lasting for an extended time and leaving Quagmire unable to have sex with another girl against her will without thinking of Tracey.
He spot her traveling in Korea as she beat on some Asian girls. This caused Glen to span and he then starts beat her to a pulp.
That's it" Quagmiresaid roughly as he punched Tracey in the jaw.
"Oh..." the Koreans said.
Tracey wiped the blood from her mouth and threw a punch, but Quagmiredodged and punched her in her right eye and in her jaw again.
Tracey's anger built up as she pushed Quagmireonto the gate. Quagmire grasped the gate so tight that it was in his hands. he threw it at Tracey, which created scars on her face.
Finally having enough, Tracey grabbed Quagmire's chest once more and repatingly started to punch his face.
Quagmire couldn't get out of this. Compare to Tracey, Quagmire is weak. he keeps thinking about this as he gets punched by 'Metal Tracey'.
Suddenly, Quagmire found the strength of getting loose.
Once she was released, Quagmirestared punching her in her face, chest, stomach, and head.
He grabbed Tracey's hand and flipped him over.
As she was on the ground, Quagmiregrabbed a blade from his pocket and stabbed her in the chest relaxingly until She faded away into dust.
Silence.
"Oh my god. Quagmirewon" a Korean says as everyone cheered for him.
Quagmiresmiled and wiped the blood and sweat from his face. He looked at Suyjin who gave him a thumbs up.
Quagmireplaced her right foot onto a rock and his left foot behind it. He placed his hands on his hips, looking at the sky, knowing his life had finally begun.
As the guys prepare to leave, Quagmire arrives at the airport with his own tag to the song and joins them, his former lover and her family happy just to be in a K-pop video. He and suyjin leave with them back to quahog and they had a happy life since Jake make sure peter didn't ruin it like the last few time with quagmire relationships.
Now back to the story
"Hi, Glenn. How's your arthritis?" Old Lois asked him on his arthritis
"Good, but since you walked in here I'm feeling a little stiff. Giggity Gig...oh, I just pooped a little." Old Quagmire said as he made a joke until he poop himself and his wife kiss him on the cheek.
"Oh... that's... nas... ty." Old Cleveland said in a slow voice about what quagmire said.
Now we join the babies and Stu at the side walk being sad as they basically ruin Stu life.
"Um, hey, you know what I do when I'm feeling down? I play the glad game. I think about all the things that make me glad. Let's try it, shall we?" Stewie said as he tries to cheer up his older self with playing the glad game.
"Um... Pinwheels." Frank Jr said pinwheels.
"A big wedge of cake from the fair." Stewie said a big wedge of cake from the fair.
"A doodad to wear in your hat." Frank said a doodad to wear in your hat.
But nothing work as Stu was still unhappy and stewie gives up.
"All right, I'm sorry. It's all my fault." Stewie said as he is apologies to Stu and he blames himself.
But stu shrugs it off and take the blame.
"No, it's my fault. My whole life's been a mess ever since that near-death experience. I mean, nothing goes right-." Stu explain that his life was a mess since his near death experience.
This cause the babies to move in shocked as Frank Jr interrupts Stu.
"Wait, wait, wait. Near-death experience? At the community pool?" Frank Jr asked about stewie's near death experience ta the community pool.
"But that was nothing." Stewie said to Stu that it was nothing that could of change him here right now.
But Stu noded his head not to that response and he explain what happened.
- Well, that's what I thought at first. But around the time of my 20th birthday I started having nightmares. Then my therapist said I've been suppressing some very complex emotions...that may well have caused me to take fewer risks. Stu explains that's what he thought at first. But around the time of his 20th birthday he started having nightmares. Then his therapist said he have been suppressing some very complex emotions...that may well have caused him to take fewer risks.
This cause Frank Jr to think and he responded with a plan.
"Well, then, it seems there's only one thing to do. We must return to the past...to ensure that Stewie never have the close call with that lifeguard tower in the first place." Frank Jr said that he and stewie must return to the past to ensure that Stewie never have the close call with that lifeguard tower in the first place.
With everyone nodded in agreement until Stewie thought of something.
"Oh, I just thought of another one for the glad game. The first scissor cut into a fresh piece of construction paper." Stewie said something to add to the glad game.
"Oh, yeah!" Stu said in happiness with Frank Jr nodded in agreement.
Now we join the trio in downtown quahog as Frank Jr explain his plan.
"Here's what we do. You buy me one of those time-travel watches...and we'll go back to our own time and stop that near-death experience." Frank Jr explain that Stu will by two time travel watches which will the babies used to return back and stop the near death experience.
"I can't afford two. I don't have a job, thanks to you two." Stu said the flaw of the plan since he doesn't have a job to get money for the watches.
"How hard is it to get a new job? Even I had that job at the airport." Stewie said as set up a cutaway about his job at the airport.
Cutaway
"Jonny Quest. Okay. Welcome aboard. Dr. Benton Quest. All right. Have a good flight. Hadji. Hmm. Um, listen, you've been randomly selected for additional screening" Stewie said as he works at the airport.
"But you didn't even type anything in" Hadji argued.
"If it were up to me, you'd be on that flight. But, uh, I'm gonna need you to take off your shoes and that lovely, uh, hat" Stewie ordered.
"Sim-sim-salabim!" Hadji shouted.
"Yeah, I'd cut back on that" Stewie said.
Cutaway Ends
Now back to downtown quahog with the trio.
"We'll have to borrow the money from Mommy and Daddy." Stu explain that they need to borrow money from his parent which cause stewie to get piss off.
As Stewie leaps onto Stew's head and peels back his eyelids
"AH!" Stu shouted in pain
"Never call them that again! It's Lois and the Fatman! Do you hear me?" Stewie commands his older self in agre that he calls his parent by their insult name.
Yes, yes! Stu said yes as stewie stop pulling his eyelids.
Until he smells something on Stu head.
"Smells like Head and Shoulders, but you don't have dandruff." Stewie asked him that his head smell like head and shoulders but Stu doesn't have dandruff.
"Exactly!" Stu reply with a smug tone as both stewie and Frank Jr caught on.
"Aah!" Stewie said with a happy tone.
Now we are back at the retirement home with Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons.
"And now here's Diane with a look at traffic." Tom said as he passes the report on to Diane.
"Thanks, Tom. There was a major pile-up in the ambulatory wing this morning...when one of the residents vomited in the hallway." Diane explains that there was a major pile-up in the ambulatory wing this morning...when one of the residents vomited in the hallway.
"And in international news, I'm fairly certain that Filipino nurse is stealing from me." Tom explain that he is fairly certain that Filipino nurse is stealing from him.
As Frank Jr, Adult Frank Jr, Stu and Stewie proceed to the retirement home where Lois now resides to ask for money to purchase a new time-travel watch
Oh, hey, you two. What brings you here? Lois asked them on why they are here.
Lois, Pablo and Gabriel here needs your help. Stu asked her to help the babies with their fake name.
"Can we drop the whole Pablo thing? Do you think I don't remember my own little Stewie and Frank Jr?" Lois said as she reveals she knew all along that "Pablo and Gabriel" were Stewie and Frank Jr.
"Wow, you just play us!" Frank Jr said in shocked as his clap at her performance.
"You clever, clever shrew!" Stewie said as he congratulate her.
"Frank Jr, Stu, you two could get in a lot of trouble for this. Take them back to their own time." Lois explains to the boy that they could get in a lot of trouble for this and they need to take them back to their own time.
"Well, that's why we're here. We need a loan." Adult Frank Jr ask for money to purchase a new time-travel watches.
Lois complys with by taking out her check book for them to have their money.
Done. This is a secret account Peter can't access. I never could trust him with money. Like the time he spent Persephone's college money on that medieval catapult." Lois said as she explain that this is a secret account Peter can't access. I never could trust him with money.
As this set up a cutaway about Peter spend Persephone's college money on a medieval catapult.
Cutaway
We see peter being shot be said medieval catapult as the scene change to a man in house with lots of stuff.
"Excellent. These dominoes are set up exactly as I want them, right next to the good china. Now I'll just place this priceless Fabergé egg in the center right next to my newborn hemophiliac baby" a man said as he has a nice set of dominoes on the floor.
"Hey, those yours?" Peter asked.
"Yes." man said yes.
"Oh. Those are all really nice things." Peter complimented the man and his stuff.
"Thank you. You hear that, Evan? We were complimented" the man told his son.
Cutaway Ends
Now back to the retirement home with old Lois with the quartet.
"Take as much money as you need, but there's a couple of conditions. On your way back to the past, make sure Chris never marries that bitch Vanessa. And I want a promise that I won't spend my old age in a place like this." Lois said as she requesting of Frank Jr and Stewie that, on their way back to the past, they make sure Chris never marries that bitch Vanessa and that she never end up in a retirement home.
"Oh, believe me, Grandma, I promise you will never end up in a retirement home." Frank Jr said as he promise not to put her in a home ever but not stewie.
As Stewie replies by laughing maniacally until adult Frank Jr interrupt him.
"Acutally, me and Young Me just kill Vanessa at her trailer house a while back!" Adult Frank Jr explains that he and his younger self just just kill Vanessa at her trailer house a while back.
"What!" Lois said in shocked by this news but adult Frank Jr calm her down.
"Yeah, but don't worried since the cops in this time don't check for evident when Joe retire!" Adult Frank Jr explain that the cops don't check for evidence since Joe retire.
We then join the quartet at Quahog Time Travel INC as Stu buy two of the watches to travel back in time.
"All right, let's do this." Frank Jr said but before they leaves both their older selves stop them because they realized something.
"Well, I suppose this is it." Stewie tells his older self that they were about to leave.
"Wow, I just hit me that if you are successful in preventing our near-death experience...it'll turn me into an entirely different Stu." Stu said as he realizes that his history will change if Stewie succeeds, and that they will never see each other the same way again.
"Then you know what you should do? Since the time line is going to change anyway, you should get really fat. Go buy a whole pint of ice cream and shovel down the whole thing. I mean, just really pig out." Stewie asked Stu to get fat by eating a whole pint of ice cream.
"Ooh, that's brilliant! Hey, and if the city thinks I'm paying this parking ticket, they are dreaming! No, I'm not really gonna do it, you know, just in case." Stu joke that he agree and also he not gonna pay his ticket but chicken out at the last second.
While the stewie were talking, both Frank Jr decide to get Stu's job back. First Frank Jr used the hypo goggles to control the boss and he erase his memories of the bad sex and made him give Stu a promotion. Then he erase the memories of the co-workers of the event as well.
Then Adult Frank Jr went to find Fran and he gave the memory antidote to Fran by spiking her drink. As she start to remember her night with Stu, she felt horney and in love. She then leave a text for Stu and she ran towards raid aid to get a pregnancy test.
As the Frank Jr high five each other and they return to the stewie as they said their goodbyes.
"Good-bye, Stewie and Frank Jr." Adult Frank Jr said goodbye to the babies by shaking their hands.
"So long, Frank Jr and Stu." Stewie reply as he shake hands with his older self and the Adult Frank Jr
Until Frank Jr shouts at Stu that he should check his message on his phone.
As Stu check his phone, he finds a message from his former boss.
It tells him that he got his job back then he finds a message from Fran, it reads that she remember the sex and she wants him to move in with her, her PS also tells him that she is pregnant.
As Stu looks surprise as he check inside his pant to realized that his left nut is back and they are big than ever but also he has a big long penis.
Then he waves goodbye to the babies as he run happy toward his new life.
That's when the babies press the button on their watches as they travel back in time.
As they arrive at the wedding of Chris and Vanessa
And if anyone has any objection to this union of Chris and Vanessa...let them speak now or forever hold their peace. The minister asked anyone had any objection to this union of Chris and Vanessa.
That when stewie interrupts him with a statement.
"Uh, I do." Stewie said as he honored the promise by stopping at the wedding, and blowing up Vanessa with a rocket-propelled grenade.
Then Frank Jr rushes towards Amy and tell her that this is her chance to get Chris since he is single now.
"Chris doesn't have to cancel the wedding!" Amy said as she rushes toward the runway.
"HUH?" everybody said in shocked as they notice Amy's fast speed.
"Because I, Amy walker, I'm gonna put this ring on Chris's finger and I'll ask" Amy explained as she kneeled before Chris and put the ring on his finger "Chris Griffin, will you marry me?"
"And I said YES!" Chris cheered, showing off his ring.
As everybody cheers from their seats.
"Way to go, Man!" Teen Frank Jr praised.
"Why you haven't propose me yet?" Persephone asked to John on why has he asked her.
"I made you an ice castle, Frozen-style, don't push me" John reply his answer.
"Congratulations, guys!" Frank praised them on their wedding.
"I'm sure you both will make a wonderful couple" Lois said as she is relive with Vanessa death and she think Amy will be good to Chris.
"So, don't let this keep you from enjoying the reception...where I'm sure they'll be playing the Chicken Dance. So enjoy the Chicken Dance." Stewie said as he calm down the people who were shocked by Vanessa death with the chicken dance at the reception.
As Frank Jr and Stewie travels back in time but goes too far. They arrives in the University of Denver in 1974.
"Damn! I overshot it!" Frank Jr said as they overshot their jump back in time.
Until Stewie knows where they are in time.
"1974. University of Denver. I say, Condoleezza Rice goes here." Stewie said as he explain that they are in 1974. University of Denver and Condoleezza Rice goes here
Then they spot a rebellious Condoleezza is smoking a joint.
"Damn! I ain't never gonna le.t the Man get me down, crazy crackers! Black Panthers stand tall!" Condoleezza Rice said as she seems to be a big supporter of the Black Panthers. At that, Rice grabs a party-goer and kisses her.
"Mmm!" as the party-goer said as she kiss condleezza back.
"Yeeeah!" Frank Jr said in lit john as they travel back again.
As they travels back in time to the day of the accident at the stop'n shop.
Blast! This isn't the pool either! Frank Jr said as they were not at pool either.
"But at least I've arrived on the correct date." Stewie said as he notice a newspaper with the date they were in.
But with Only 30 minutes before the tower falls! Frank Jr said as they try to jump again
But they ran out of battery energy and they notice their past selves in the car driving towards the community pool
Damn! we've got to get to that swim meet!" Frank Jr said as they ran to catch up to them.
They ran pass a garden with round rocks to make a path. Then they ran pass a road toward a neighbors yard. Then they jum into another house yard into a barbecue as Frank Jr steal a drink from a blonde dad with a sun hat.
"Huh?" The blonde dad with a sun hat said in confusion.
Then A brief scene where they run pass two sunbathing women until they return to introduce themselves to the two sunbathing women.
Hi. Stewie Griffin and Frank Mallque Jr. stewie said hello to the orange hair one then to the blonde.
Stewie Griffin and Frank Mallque Jr. Hi. How are you? Frank Jr said as he said hello to the women as well.
Then they run again as they turn around a house then they run pass a man who was leave his home.
"Huh?" the Man said in confusion of these babies entering his home.
They ran pass the man's wife in the kitchen
Smells good. Frank Jr said as he like the smell of what she is cooking.
Huh? The man wife said as the babies left her kitchen in hurry.
Dinner's ready. Stewie said as he tell their guest that dinner is ready.
There is also a scene where Peter almost sees Stewie out of the corner of his eye as Stewie chases after the family car as it was their movie's climax, with the same background music used. They then ran toward another house with a trampoling.
As they jump on a trampoline in slow motion and they see their family arrive at the poop. They park their car and they walk inside as the babies land near a sign that said quahog community pool 5 miles.
As the babies catching their breath.
"Huuhahaa! Probably shouldn't have milked that landing." Stewie explain that they shouldn't have milked that landing.
They managed to reach quahog community pool but they were tired as well by their running until they spot stewie trying to kill Brad.
That when they jump their other selves and explain why they are here.
Don't... press that. Future... 35-year-old virgin... Fran! Fran! Fran! Stewie explain to his past self don't press that button and that he will become a 35 year old virgin also Fran.
"What the devil?" Past Stewie wonders what happened
As Frank Jr kick the remote and stewie smash it with his foot. They manages to prevent Past Stewie from getting crushed by the chair.
"Yes! I did it! I stopped the tower from falling"' Stewie said in excitement
"Who are you?" Past Stewie asks Future Stewie who he is
"I'm you, from the future." Future Stewie responds that he is from the future.
As the stewie talk, we see both Frank Jr's talking to each other.
What the hell is going on! Past Frank Jr asked himself on what going on.
"Well I and my stewie are you guys from week in the future, we met stewie's older self in San Francisco during his vacation. We travel forward into our own future were Chris was married to a bitch chick, mom and dad own our house, our grandparents were in a retiring home, John and Persephone are married, Tyler is a successful writer with a son, Emily is like grandma Lois with a bunch of kids, we have young siblings and Stewie became a 35 year older virgin cause of an accident that we prevented." Frank Jr explain what happed to his past self, John, Tyler and Emily.
"Wow, that's cool dude!" Past Frank Jr said as he is happy with himself.
"I'm a writer in the future, that's boss!" Tyler said as he is looking forward with his future.
"I'm married to Persephone, awesome!" john said as he fist pumps in the air for get his girl in the future.
And I'm a successful house wife, neet! Emily rply as she know she will find love in the future.
Until Frank Jr interrupts them.
"You know what? Never mind, Here, take this time watches and use it for our own time machines." Frank Jr said as he gave his past self the watches for their time machine project.
"But how will you get home?" Past Frank Jr asked himself on how he will get back to his time.
"I'll just use your dimensional portal to get back to my timeline, Hopefully, Dad has another one there for me." Frank Jr said as he explain that he will use the sun door to return back to his era
"Well, um, listen, I just want to say that... well... your assistance was appreciated." Frank Jr said to his future self that he is a great help for changing his uncle future.
"You're welcome, OH and one more thing." Frank Jr said as he leave until he said one more thing.
"Yes?" Frank Jr asked.
"DON'T YOU EVER LET STEWIE SCREW UP THE TIMELINE AGAIN!" Frank Jr shouted as he grabbed him by the collar.
Now back to the Stewie's and their conversation.
"From the future? My word! Did they ever find a successful vehicle for Ellen Cleghorne?" Past Stewie asks Future Stewie if there has been a successful vehicle for Ellen Cleghorne.
"Oh, that's so funny. I asked that very same question and never got an answer." Future Stewie reply that he hasn't got an answer when he asked them.
Well, then you're as disposable as she is! Past Stewie said as he was about to vaporizes Future Stewie with his ray gun.
Until Future Frank Jr jump and redirect it up, he then takes future Stewie by the hand. Then in a bright flash, they were gone.
By changing Future, the trajectory of Stewie's future is changed, without him knowing.
"Stewie! Are you alright?!" Emily asked Stewie in concerned.
"And did I see double of you?" Frank Jr reply as he know what happed in the future.
"I'm fine you diapered shit... Anyway, what you saw may not be concerned nor important." Stewie said annoyed.
"Sometimes, I think you're just cloud minded." Emily said bluntly.
"Whatever..." Stewie said as he walked away.
"Oh, come on, my little champion." Lois said as she takes stewie in his arms. While Meg take Frank Jr in hers.
"Oh, my God! At least have the decency to carry me, you lazy skank! Of course, it is comfortable-." Stewie complains about Lois carry him without decency until he fell asleep.
As The family packs up and heads home, We see Meg meeting a boy who's talking to her about football.
"Hey, thanks again for explaining football to me, Mr. - Sorry. I didn't catch your name." Meg asking him about his name while talking about football.
"You can call me Ron." The boy introduces himself as "Ron,"
"Ron, huh? You know, I've always really liked that name- Ron." Meg replies that she always liked that name Ron.
"Hey, don't you get any ideas of changing genders, Meg?" Frank question her if she getting any ideas of her getting a sex change.
"Are you kidding me, with you plowing me every night, I'm set for life, Sides I'm think of having another kid with that name!" Meg reply to Frank's question
"Well I was thinking of Torra!" Frank said as they leave with their family.
The scene ends with a zoom out of the community pool until the screen fades to black.
Chapter ended
Thank you guy for another awesome season of Family Guy MC, I hope everyone enjoyed! This is thanking for pen123 and Family Guy Fan writer 15, Thank you all for the cutaway, scenes, favoring, having me on alerts and with that. So enjoy and see you for season 5.