Prepare yourselves readers, because the chapter you're about to read is a real Roller-Coaster of Emotions. Here we go.


The next morning was a miserable day. There was a funeral being held in Calamity's honour at the back of ACME Looniversity. A huge statue of Calamity was built in his honour, and next to his statue was other mechs he built on Earth. The Tiny Toons gang and other characters were attending Calamity's funeral. There was a lot of sobbing and mourning from the funeral attendees.

Wile E Coyote took the stand of the funeral.

"I would like to thank you all for attending this special occasion." He informed. "Calamity would really appreciate it. Furrball would like to come up and say a few words."

With gloom, Furrball took the stand.

"Calamity Coyote..." Furrball chocked with sadness. "He may of seemed like a nerdy Coyote and student of Wile E, but he's a lot more than just that. He built mechs, he helped me get jobs with him, he helped take down Evil Steve, and he saved us all in the end. He said he was The Bold Action Toon, and he was right. But he wasn't just THE Bold Action Toon, he was our Bold Action Toon, and he saved us all. I really miss him, and I'm sure we always will."

"Thank you, Furrball." Wile E informed. "And now, Fifi la Fume would like to share words."

Fifi took the stands.

"Monsieur Calamity." Fifi stated, emotionally. "He lives up to the title of le statue. He was courageous, and he took down Evil Steve and helped us reclaimed ACME Loo. He is a true Valiant Hero, and I shall never forget him. If me and Monsieur Skunky ever have a child, I know what to name it, even if it's a girl."

"Thank you, Fifi." Wile E informed. "And now, we have Little Beeper."

Little Beeper took the stand. Already he was choking on his words and tears.

"... Calamtiy." He chocked. "All my life I was mocking at his failed efforts to catch me. And on that Space Base, he could've left me when Evil Steve threw me out, but he chose to save me, as well as the others, at the cost of his own life. This is all my fault! If only I'd knew he was coming, and if only I didn't mock him too much... he would've..."

Overcome with sadness, Little Beeper ran off the stand.

"Thank you Little Beeper." Wile E informed. "Now, I will say some words on him. Calamity was my best and only pupil. He was an extraordinary young Coyote and he was like me in multiple ways. I can never have another student like him, even if I made a young clone of myself. Thank you Calamity, we will miss you everyday. Now, to honour my late pupil, I have put together this tribute presentation of him."

A monitor risen on the stand, and there was a presentation of pictures and moments of Calamity while the song There You'll Be was playing.

When I think back on these times,
And the dreams we left behind,
I'll be glad cause I was blessed to get,
To have you in my life,

When I look back on these days,
I look and see your face,
You were right there for me.

In my dreams I'll always see you soar above the sky,
In my heart there'll always be a place for you,
For all my life,

I'll keep a part of you with me,
And everywhere I am there you'll be,
And everywhere I am there you'll be,

Well you showed me how it feels,
To feel the sky within my reach,
And I always will remember all,
The strength you gave to me,
Your love made me make it through,
Ohh I owe so much to you,
You were right there for me.

In my dreams I'll always see you soar above the sky,
In my heart there'll always be a place for you,
For all my life,

I'll keep a part of you with me,
And everywhere I am there you'll be,
And everywhere I am there you'll be,

Cause I always saw you in my light, my strength,
And I wanna thank you now for all the ways,
You were right there for me, you were right there for me
You were right there for me,
For always

In my dreams I'll always see you soar above the sky,
In my heart there'll always be a place for you,
For all my life,

I'll keep a part of you with me,
And everywhere I am there you'll be
And everywhere I am there you'll be

There you'll be

There was loud crying sounds after the presentation ended as at the end, there was a picture that said 'RIP Calamity Coyote'.

"Now, the Tiny Toons gang said they wanted to present a bouquet of flowers of the Courageous Coyote statue that was built to commemorate our dearly departed Coyote." Wile E informed. "Tiny Toons gang, if you'd please..."

The Tiny Toons gang approached Calamity's statue. Furrball was the one holding the bouquet of flowers, and set them down in front of the statue. At the feet of the statue, there was a plaque that read:

Calamity Coyote:

A student of ACME Looniversity

The student of Wile E Coyote

A Valiant Hero

And more than all of that...

A true friend.

Furrball sniffled as he placed the bouquet down. Each Tiny Toon had their own side effects of depression. Dizzy was too upset to eat, Fowlmouth was too upset to cuss, Babs was too upset to pull pranks on anyone, Shirley was too depressed to read palms, Fifi was too depressed to emit her usual Skunk aroma, Plucky was too depressed to be arrogant, Hamton was too depressed to clean anything, Little Beeper was too depressed to go 'Meep-Meep!', and Furrball was too depressed to find any other jobs.

"Guys, me feel empty on the inside." Dizzy informed.

Little Beeper set down a piece of paper next to the bouquet.

"I never thought I'd say this, but..." Little Beeper wept. "I wish he was still around."

"Yeah, me too." Plucky replied.

"But there's nothing we can do now." Fowlmouth replied.

"There can, like, never be anyone else like him." Shirley sobbed.

"He was more of a Toon than I thought." Sniffled Buster.

"Calamity would want us to move on." Furrball added with tears streaming down his face.

In the sky, there was an object flying to Earth at high speed.

"Is that a shooting star?" Morgana asked, but he could barely see it due to all the tears.

"*sniff* It looks like one." Rita sniffled.

The object landed on the ground from a distance from a funeral. It was shown to be another escape pod. The door opened, and someone stepped out of it. They couldn't see who it was due to all the dust and debris. The person stepped out of the escape pod, but had difficulty standing straight, so picked up a tall stick and used it for support. When the dust cleared, standing near the escape pod holding the long stick, was a certain familiar looking Coyote. It had grey fur, pink sneakers, and a red nose. The Coyote couldn't be mistaken for anyone else.

"C... Calamity?" Furrball asked, with disbelief.

"W... what's going on here?" The Coyote asked.

When the Coyote asked the question, the voice was familiar. It was the same voice Calamity had when he was sacrificing himself. All those marks on his body, difficulty standing, and familiar voice, there was no doubt left. Calamity was still alive, survived the explosion, and was standing right there.

There was extremely loud cheers and applause at the fact Calamity was alive. The crowd rushed to Calamity and repeatedly threw him into the air.

"Ha-ha!" Plucky yelled. "I knew you were too strong for that explosion!"

"Calamity, thank you for everything." Skunky gratefully informed.

"Oui, merci Monsieur Calamity!" Fifi added, bear-hugging Calamity.

"You know Fifi, now that you're back and happy again, I have something for you." Skunky informed.

"Oh, I know what that is, mon amour." Fifi replied, slyly.

Fifi tackled Skunky to the ground, smothering him in smooches, while Calamity watches in confusion. After receiving a lot of thank yous and praises, Little Beeper approached Calamity holding the same piece of paper. Little Beeper handed the paper to Calamity. There was a note written on the paper. Calamity read the note.

Calamity The Courageous Coyote,

I know you're now in a better place, an even better one away from me after all the treatment I gave you, but if you can come back to us, I would want us to start over. All I can say is: I'm deeply sorry for every single time I mistreated you, and if you could come back for at least one day, I would do everything in my power to make it up to you.

With deepest apologies,

Little Beeper.

After reading the note, Calamity gave Little Beeper a positive look.

"Sure." He said, smiling at the Road Runner's student.

Little Beeper returned the positive look.

"Calamity, you were missed." Furrball informed. "We appreciate what you did, I appreciate what you did."

"Thanks Furrball." Calamity replied.

"Say, how did you survive?" Asked Furrball.

"After the explosion, I was launched into another escape pod, which sent me to Venus, where I was able to rebuild the pod, and send it to Earth, with me in it." Calamity explained.

"Those Toons may be Tiny, but they're big heroes." Rita's Mom smiled.

"I'm so proud of them." Beary smiled.

"I bless those Toons for eternity." Queen Pong stated.

"It makes me proud to be an animal." Foxy emotionally informed.


In the prison, Evil Steve's minions were all there.

"I love happy endings." Said Bmitsuh, he and Mitzah were in Cell 1.

"Bah! You've gone soft!" Mitzah scoffed. "I like unhappy endings with lots of violence!"

Suddenly, their cell's chandelier collapsed onto him.

"Uhh, are you happy now, boss?" Asked Bmitsuh.

"This is your fault, Shifty!" Lifty yelled. "This is the second time we were arrested!"

"It's YOUR fault, Lifty!" Shifty replied, he and Lifty were in Cell 2.

"Somebody get me a phone to eat!" Yelled Jeff the psycho in Cell 3.

"I hate my life!" Montana Max yelled.

"It's only a few more years, Monty." Elmyra replied, she and Montana were in Cell 4.


Meanwhile, Calamity was still greeted by his relived friends and acquaintances. Suddenly, Evil Steve, who somehow also survived the explosion, Atmospheric Re-entry and the vacuum of space, landed onto Earth.

"You Toons may of destroyed my Space Base, but soon, very soon, I will..." Evil Steve retorted, but was interrupted when Haztim and the Road Runner tied him in a rope which made Evil Steve fall down. The Tiny Toons gang all gave each other scheming looks.

"W-what are you going to do to me?" Evil Steve asked.


Evil Steve was tied to a Rocket.

"Hey! Let me go!" Evil Steve demanded.

"Oh, you'll be let go." Calamity replied. "After you land on Neptune, because that's where this Rocket is taking you. Au revoir, scumbag!"

"Now everyone, let's give Evil Steve the proper send-off he deserves!" Furrball announced.

Calamity pressed the button on a remote, which blasted the Rocket off while the rest waved him goodbye.

"Say, Little Beeper." Calamity called. "Now that we're finally friends, there's something I'd like to do."

"What is it?" Asked Little Beeper.

"Remember when you fed me that Hot Chili Pizza?" Calamity asked with a scheming look.

Little Beeper looked nervous.

"W-why?" He asked.

"Mr. Mxyzptlk, if you'd please?" Asked Calamity.

Mr. Mxyzptlk snapped his fingers, and an even spicier Hot Chilli Pizza slice appeared in Calamity's hand.

"Time for payback!" Calamity announced, approaching Little Beeper holding the Pizza and with a scheming look.

"Er... D-Don't come near with that!" Little Beeper replied. "Hey, let's talk about this!"

Calamity held Little Beeper's mouth open, and rammed the entire slice into it. Little Beeper's face turned completely red, and he started breathing fire like a Dragon while running off to find water.

"I love a happy ending." Fifi giggled.

"I'll say." Skunky agreed, his face covered in kiss marks once again.

And so, for the rest of the day and night, everyone enjoyed the celebration of Evil Steve's downfall and Calamity was still hailed as the hero he is: Courageous Calamity Coyote.

The End.


Well, did you like the ending? Don't you love Bittersweet endings? Regardless, this concludes my Furrball and Calamity series. Thanks for reading. See you in other projects.