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BGM: The Open Plane (Super Paper Mario)
World 3-3: Climb a Tree
"And THAT is why Smithy got the ass beating that he so rightly deserved." Bowser finished as they were walking.
"Huh, I'd be mad too." Yang said.
"That would explain why you and the bros got all nostalgic with that Geno guy at the Star Shrine…" Blake said.
"Huh?" Bowser looked at them and then turned to Mario. "Didn't we tell them that?"
"I don't think we did." Mario said.
"Could've sworn we did…" Bowser mused. "Let's see, we roared at the Star Gate and defended the ice queen and Jaune, ice queen got a new outfit, Geno arrived… huh, thought we did."
"Well, regardless, at least Smithy is no more. I do miss Geno and Mallow though." Peach said.
"Meh, they were alright." Bowser shrugged as he kept walking and not looking where he was going.
"Sire, watch out!" Kamek yelled.
"Huh?" Bowser looked down and saw the empty abyss below. "Whoa!" He exclaimed and took a step back. "Where'd the land go?"
"According to Barry here, we have to ride the red wind." Ruby said.
"It's true." Barry agreed.
"Ride the red wind? Pffft, nonsense! I can just call up my Clown Car and-"
"And what? We're in a different dimension. You think the Clown Car can reach you here?" Peach pointed out. "I mean, it's not like we're in Hyrule, Galar or Dreamland where the Clown Car can come pick you up."
"I can fly us across." Gloria said. "Though I haven't really tried out passengers yet and well… I'm not sure I can carry you." She said, referring to Bowser.
"What are you trying to insinuate, Scotty?" Bowser glared. "Choose your next words carefully!"
Gloria rolled her eyes and then snapped her fingers. "I got it!" She said, reaching into her bag and pulled out an Ultra Ball. "Let's go, Eternatus!" She called out.
"Zzzzz…" Eternatus snored once it was called out.
"Wot?! Right now?!" Gloria sweatdropped. "Oi! Wake up, lad! WAKE UP!" She yelled, nudging it before pulling out a megaphone. "WAKE THE HELL UP!" She yelled, but Eternatus simply turned in his sleep.
"Zzzz…"
"Don't think that's gonna work, mate." Hop sweatdropped.
"Greeeat…" Gloria sighed, recalling Eternatus.
"What about Steve? He can make platforms for us." Bede said as Steve pulled out his crafting table and looked into it. He would see that he didn't have enough materials to make it across and shook his head. "No, huh?"
"Weiss?" Yang guessed.
"I don't think I have enough ice dust or gravity dust for a gap that huge."
"I suppose our way is to go up." Cobalion said.
"Afraid so." Mario said.
"Great…" Bowser mumbled.
"Wait a moment, what about Kamek?" Hop wondered. "He can teleport all of us, can he?"
"Well, here's the thing. I can teleport anywhere I want to, but it requires magic. If I have someone with me, it requires more magic power. So if I were to teleport all of us, chances are, we'd end up in the middle of a bottomless pit and nowhere close to safety." Kamek explained.
"Seriously?" Yang folded her arms. "After all the magic you throw at us, there's a limit?"
"Hey, even wands need to have some cool down, ya know." Kamek pointed out.
"He's not wrong." Peach said.
"Fair enough, guess we're climbing."
"Cheer up, it could be worse." General Guy said as they started to climb the tree, and with Steve's help by making stairs, the Swords of Justice would also climb up as well where they would knock out any Paratroopa and Tileoid G and B that got in the way.
"Hmm… what could those enemies be?" Ruby wondered, referring to the Tileoids.
"I dunno, probably sentient checkerboards." Roman said as Weiss made a few ice platforms over a large gap as they hopped across.
"Nah, I think they're sentient tiles. Probably… I'm not sure." Yang shrugged as they continued across until they came across a door that was snagged in tree bark and vines, until Bowser breathed fire at it to burn it down.
"Careful, you wouldn't want to burn down the whole tree, would you?" Virizion asked.
"Eh, what of it?" Bowser rolled his eyes as they walked in and continued on inside the tree where they keep climbing… until a Crazee Dayzee sung a song that hit Bowser head on and made him fall asleep in front of those who were behind him. "Zzzz…"
"Oi! What's the hold up?" Gloria asked.
"I think I just heard a Crazee Dayzee." Mario responded.
"Those things are here? Great!" Weiss groaned.
"I got it!" Meloetta said, slapping Bowser awake with Wake-Up Slap.
"OW! What the devil was that for?!"
"You're welcome!" Meloetta giggled while Ruby and Blake found the Crazee Dayzee and knocked it around until it fell on its back KO'd. They would continue on by hitting a few ! Buttons to create new platforms so they could continue where a ladder was formed near them as Bede, Hop, Roman, Peach and Mario would climb up, but Bowser struggled.
"Rrrgh! Mmmph! Get! Up! There! Aaaaargh! Why can't I climb a simple ladder!" He grumbled as Mew flew down and used Psychic to lift him up. "Oh! Thank you… wait a minute, you could've used Psychic on us to get us through that gap!"
"Didn't even cross my mind. Too late now." Mew said as she flew off.
"Don't "mew" me, buster!" Bowser said as they took out a few Stump Chumps that attacked them along with a few more Tileloid G and B's running around. They would eventually find a ! Block that would reveal a door for them, where they would head on in shortly after.
Pause BGM
"Ahahaha… I've been waiting for you all." A voice caught their attention as they would look up to see Dimentio.
BGM: Dimentio, Charming Magician (Super Paper Mario)
"You don't wear the face of tardiness well."
"Wait a minute, you're that clown guy that fried up Fracktail's circuits!" Ruby exclaimed.
"Ah, so you remember me! Yes, I am responsible for that, aren't I? However, for those who do not know me, I am the Master of Dimensions, pleaser of crowds, a fan favorite in one such dimension, I am… Dimentio!"
"Fan favorite? Pffft, please… I'm the fan favorite around these parts!" Bowser scoffed.
"Hey, you can't take all the credit for "fan favorite"!" Gloria said with her arms folded.
"No need to hog the spotlight." Mario said.
"Yeah, I'm a fan favorite too!" Roman said.
"So am I!" Ruby said. "Everyone loves a cutie!"
"Apparently, I'm the "best girl" to some people." Weiss shrugged.
"Get your own movie, then we'll talk." Keldeo said.
"That didn't exactly work out for Bowser now, did it?" Terrakion snarked.
"We don't speak of that!" Bowser glared.
"Indeed, because I believe a blue hedgehog of speed was more beloved than your movie." Dimentio said, earning a low growl from Bowser.
"At least Sonic and Pikachu made good movies…" Mario sighed.
"Suddenly, I'm thankful for being sick when the movie directors came to town…" Peach said. "Poor Daisy though…"
"Anyway, what do you want?" Blake asked.
"I'm here to stop your progress, ahahahaha! But, I'm going to do something that none of the other villains in the other stories were smart enough of doing." Dimentio said, snapping his fingers as they were transported into a new dimension, and with him were Steve, Gloria, Bowser, Keldeo, Ruby, Peach and Mario. "By only selecting a few of you! Yes, that's much better than having you all horde me like a pack of hungry wolves hunting a lost sheep."
"This is still plenty!" Ruby said.
"Perhaps, but at least it's not a Zerg Rush." Dimentio chuckled. "Now then, you are here in Dimension D, a dimension created by yours truly. This dimension multiplies my power to 256. I can easily wipe the floor with all of you with a simple smack of the hand."
"Oh big talk! Let's just get to the part where we knock your block off!" Bowser said.
"Ahahaha… impatient, are we? Very well, let's have some magic happen~!"
Pause BGM
BGM: It's Showtime (Super Paper Mario)
Pleaser of All Crowds - Dimentio
Dimentio disappeared from them, reappearing near them and throwing magic at them where they quickly dodged as Steve pulled out his crafting table and started pulling out his Diamond Armor, then pulled out the Diamond Sword as he rushed over at Dimentio and slashed at him. "Mmmph!" Dimentio grunted as he disappeared, throwing magic at Steve as his armor absorbed the brunt of it as Ruby used her semblance and slashed at Dimentio, but he disappeared from her as he appeared behind her as he conjured up a fireball and threw it at her.
"Gah!" She grunted as she landed on the ground and shook it off where Mario jumped up and fire punched Dimentio away. Dimentio responded by splitting himself up and throwing magic at them, but Ruby would snipe him down and causing him to fall where Bowser jumped over and breathed fire at him as Peach smacked him away with an umbrella shortly after.
Dimentio shook it off as he looked over at Gloria who was rushing at him. "Ah, so you're the Scottish girl I've heard so much about. Have a little bit of this!" He said, snapping his fingers as Gloria slammed right into a box.
"Nnngh! What the…" Gloria wondered.
"Ciao!" Dimentio snapped his fingers again where the box exploded.
"GYAAAAAH!"
"Gloria!" Ruby yelled as the box disappeared as Gloria fell on one knee and had some soot on her.
"Ahahaha, how do you like that?"
"Lad… I went face to face with a Rathalos… got sucked into Bowser's body and fought some pink demon BITCH… and I fought a robotic dragon just a few worlds ago…" She said, standing up and shaking off the soot. "THIS IS NOTHIN'!" She yelled, running over as she pulled out the Fire Flower and absorbed it as she delivered a hefty Fire Punch to knock him to a wall as Keldeo then ran over and used Secret Sword on him.
"Mmmph! Then perhaps you can use a little more!" Dimentio said, snapping his fingers but she backflipped away and unleashed Flamethrower on him while Peach got herself trapped in a box.
"Oh!" Peach yelped as Dimentio chuckled and made the box explode, causing Mario, Ruby and Bowser to gasp, but when the smoke cleared, they saw Peach ducking underneath her umbrella. "Huh! I can't believe that worked!"
"What sort of witchcraft resides in that umbrella?!" Dimentio said in surprise as Steve pulled out Elytra and flew up where he smacked Dimentio down with his Diamond Pickaxe where Gloria would run over and finish him off with a Hammer Arm attack. "ARGH!" He grunted as he fell on his stomach.
End BGM
"I have been bested like getting disrespected in a Smash match…"
Resume Dimentio, Charming Magician BGM
"When you said you were 256 times stronger in this dimension… wouldn't that make us stronger too?" Ruby wondered, causing Dimentio to sweatdrop.
"Ahahaha…" Dimentio chuckled as he got up. "Very astute of you, you delicate rose. I was just testing you to see if you had what it takes."
"Takes for what?" Keldeo wondered.
"As if I'd spoil the surprise!" Dimentio said and then snapped his fingers, where they would end up back with the others. "Until we meet again… ciao~!" He disappeared shortly after.
End BGM
"Where'd you go?" Yang asked.
"Some dimension that powered us all up." Bowser said with a shrug. "I don't get it either."
"He was just screwin' with us." Gloria shrugged. "Nothin' ta worry about."
"Yeah, good point…"
"Are you okay though?" Peach wondered. "You did take the full brunt of an explosion."
"I've been through worse, lass!" Gloria smiled.
"She's not wrong." Ruby chuckled as they continued climbing the tree while taking out a Lakitu and Spinies where they would soon come across the red wind that blew through the skies.
"Oh, so that's the red wind?" Weiss asked.
Hop let out a chuckle and looked at Gloria smugly. "I believe someone owes me an apology?"
Gloria rolled her eyes. "Okay, you were right… you can see the wind."
"Good enough for me!" Hop grinned as they hopped on.
"The old me would say this would be impossible." Weiss said as she decided to sit down and let the wind blow through her hair. "And I say "Shut up, old Weiss"."
"That's our girl." Blake chuckled as they rode the winds.
"How is this keeping us up?" Terrakion wondered.
"Best not to question it." Cobalion responded, all of them unaware of Dimentio watching them.
"But is their power enough, I wonder…" Dimentio wondered. "Perhaps we ought to strengthen them up before it is time for them to face Count Bleck." He said. "That Scottish woman though… what did that red head say her name was again… Gloria? Ahahaha… I can see why she earned O'Chunks' respect. She's definitely not your average Pocket Monster trainer… heh, I respectfully believe that she is one of a kind." He then turned around. "Now then, before I return to Count Bleck, I should go pay a visit to that lovely couple." He let out a chuckle before disappearing.
World 3-4: Geek Squad Beatdown
The wind dropped them off at the castle as they looked directly at it. "THIS eyesore is a castle? Pffft, please, my castle is ten times better than this!" Bowser boasted.
"Oh, I hope Tippi is okay…" Peach said.
"I'm sure she is." Blake nodded as they walked up to the front entrance when they would notice the front door was locked… but Bowser grabbed the lock, yanked it off and threw it away.
"Get a better lock!" Bowser said, then they walked inside.
BGM: Fort Francis (Super Paper Mario)
"Welcome back, master! I finished alphabetizing all of your favorite anime figurines, including your precious Haruhi Suzumiya nendoroid that you adore so much." A Meowmaid greeted.
"WHAT THE?!" Blake yelled, staring at the Meowmaid.
"…Did that thing just say… master?" Terrakion wondered.
"It was only one. I doubt there are more." Cobalion said as they walked into the door, but then they would see several more Meowmaids in the building. "…Uh oh."
"Hello master! Your Dragon Maid nendoroid has been shipped. It should be arriving momentarily."
"Master, I've polished your Goblin Slayer collection."
"Welcome back, master! Your X-Naut Adventure crossover with Shield Hero just arrived recently."
"Master! Your cosplay of Grodus has been delayed due to traffic!"
"They're all… cat maids…" Blake said, her body starting to tremble with rage. "Is that… is that why he was so into me…" A fiery aura surrounded Blake as flames shot out of her eyes. "THAT'S IT! I'M SKINNING HIM ALIVE!" She yelled.
Roman sweatdropped. "Yeesh… I feel so sorry for the guy."
"This guy is a loser." Yang said as they walked ahead.
"Good morning, master! I've categorized your Hyperdimension Neptunia games from least played to most played. I also burned your Neptune and Purple Heart nendoroids as requested because in your words: "Nepgear should be the main character instead"."
"This whole place should be burned…" Blake growled.
"Noted!" Bowser chuckled where they noticed a ring portal opening up as Hoopa came floating in with Marshadow and a Pixl.
"Oh! You guys are here! That's good." Hoopa said.
"Hoopa!" Mario greeted. "Where's Luigi?"
"He… he's not here…" Hoopa said sadly. "He sacrificed himself to save me, Marshadow, Marnie and Neo from that Nastasia lady."
"What?!" Mario said in shock and then clenched his fists. "Bro… I'll get you back."
"We were then taken into a prison by some iguana guy-"
"I think he's a chameleon." Marshadow spoke up.
"Oh, is he? My bad… but anyway, we woke up but the girls weren't with us. So we decided to do some exploring after getting out because those cell bars were easy to squeeze though." Hoopa then pointed to the Pixl. "Carrie here thought it was impossible."
"It was bigger than it looked to my surprise… by the way, name's Carrie. I can carry you through spike floors and make you go a bit faster. Nice to meet ya!"
"We also found these keys in these rooms that uh… had a lot of interesting stuff in it." Hoopa said. "Stuff not meant for mortal eyes."
"Wasn't that bad… I've seen worse." Marshadow said.
"So many body pillows…" Hoopa shuddered. "So many cat maids…"
"Luigi sacrificed himself… that poor guy…" Ruby said sadly.
"We'll get him back." Yang said.
"Great, now we got the keys… let's get this open." Peach said as they put the keys into the locks.
"Greetings, those who are not Francis or totally hot babes will be eradicated. I am detecting boys in the room. Prepare to be eradicated. Meow!"
"Even the DOOR is a cat?!" Weiss yelled as lasers shot out of the eye sockets, forcing everyone to flee and get out of the room.
"…Okay, so how are we going to get in there?" Roman asked.
"Perhaps one of us should get dolled up and look fabulous?" Ruby guessed.
"Hmm, I could do it, but perhaps we should have someone else…" Peach said.
"But who would be a good fit?" Gloria wondered as all eyes turned to Weiss.
"Uh…" Weiss sweatdropped. "Don't I have a say in this?"
Ruby used her semblance to get behind Weiss and held her down by the arms. "I got her!" She said.
"H-hey!"
"Hoopa, be a dear and make a ring portal to my castle~" Peach smiled.
"You got it!" Hoopa opened up a portal as Peach walked in as Ruby pushed Weiss in.
"Wah!"
"Alright, time to make you beautiful~!"
"Can we talk about this?!"
One dress up session later…
Peach pushed Weiss out, as she had blue eyeshadow, icy blue lipstick, blush on her cheeks as she wore a light blue gown with a snowflake brooch on her chest. There were white gloves over her elbows as she was wearing red high heels. Her ponytail had been undone as it was free flowing. "Ta-dah~!"
"…I feel ridiculous…" Weiss groaned.
"You actually look gorgeous." Blake complimented.
"Yeah! You look cool!" Yang punned with a wink.
"…I want to slap you…" Weiss grumbled.
Hop whistled. "This oughta turn that dork's head."
Weiss blushed. "Thanks, I guess…" She said as she walked over to the door. This is so stupid! How does Peach walk in something like this?! She thought as she came to the door.
"Mrow! Hot female located. However, you must answer a series of questions before you are allowed to enter."
"By the way! I've heard all answers are "true"!" Hoopa whispered loudly.
"That can't be right…" Bowser chuckled.
"Question one: Fire Emblem Fates is the best Fire Emblem game in the franchise and is vastly superior to Fire Emblem Awakening."
"Uh… true?"
"Yes! Question two: Fire Emblem Awakening should never have been localized because it is a terrible story."
"…True?"
"Question three: I like to go on message boards and complain about changes in a video game franchise and how they "ruined" the franchise despite being so insignificant."
"True…"
"That sounds familiar…" Hop muttered.
"Question four: Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask are overhyped garbage and are considered the worst games in the Zelda franchise."
Weiss sweatdropped. "True…"
"Welp, here comes the mob…" Mario sweatdropped.
"Question five: Filo is the worst anime character of all time."
"True."
"Question six: If you bitch enough to game developers, they'll pander to you."
Weiss was amused at this point. "True!"
"Question seven: I love to go on social media and cancel anyone or anything I don't agree with."
Bowser's eye twitched. "I swear, if the answer is true…"
Weiss sweatdropped. "True."
"Correct!"
"THAT'S IT! I'M BURNING THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!" Bowser yelled.
"Told ya." Hoopa said.
"Question eight: Malty and Shou Tucker are the best anime characters of all time and they should get hitched together."
"True."
"Question nine: The Virtual Boy is the best game console of all time."
"True!"
"Question ten: You are not a real gamer if you only play Animal Crossing, Pokemon and Kirby."
"True…"
"Question eleven: Overwatch is way better than Team Fortress 2."
"True!"
"Question twelve: Call of Duty is the manliest game franchise and only manliest game franchise."
"True…?"
"This man's takes… are hotter than the sun." Yang said exasperatedly.
"Question thirteen: Metroid Other M is a good game and they handled Samus's PTSD rather well. Also, Samus being a whiny brat is good writing."
"…Uh… true?"
"Ha! Wait 'til Samus catches wind of this!" Bowser laughed.
"Question fourteen: Electronic Arts is the best video game company of all time."
"True…"
"Question fifteen: You're tired of all these questions."
"TRUE!"
"Mrow! Welcome home, master!"
"Ugh, finally!" Weiss said exasperatedly as she walked in, and when she did, she not only spotted Francis taking pictures of Tippi, she also saw Marnie and Neo in cages. She let out a gasp and marched over to Francis. "YOU!" She yelled.
End BGM
"Hmm?" Francis turned around and saw Weiss in front of him. "H-HOLY FREAKING X-NAUT!"
BGM: Sexy (Naruto)
"The hair! The make up! The figure! Oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man! IT'S A HOT BABE!" He exclaimed, steam coming out of his ears.
"This is embarrassingly uncomfortable… and the music isn't helping either!" Weiss said as Francis suddenly grabbed a hold of her.
"How's about we take this to the bed, sweetheart~?"
"…Don't make me castrate you." Weiss glared.
"Oooooh, feisty~! Actually, first, we should discuss this more over this~!" He said, pushing Weiss away and opening up a dating simulator. "In three… two… one~!"
End BGM
BGM: SwoonEXE (Super Paper Mario)
"Wah! What's going on! Where are we?!"
"Why, we're in my personal dating sim, my dear~"
"Dating simu-… OH HELL NO, I'M TALKING TO A STRAIGHT UP LOSER!"
"So, my dear, what is your name?"
"Kara Eberle!"
"That's a wonderful name~ It suits you! Rrrrow!"
…I'm gonna hurl… Weiss thought.
"So, what do you do for a living, Kara?"
"Castrating perverted men like you."
"Ooooh mama, that sounds intriguing!" Crap, she's totally pissed… um… what does she like… oh, I know! "What music do you like?"
"Oh, I'm actually a very talented singer… I'm also into classical and a bit of pop."
"You sing? Oh man, that's cool! You oughta sing me a song when we're done here~"
Oh, I'll sing you a song alright… She thought.
Okay, gifts… gifts… what should I give her… ooooh, this should do! "Here's my one of a kind Dragon Maid poster. Oh, you'll definitely like my Edward Elric nendoroid. Oh! And here's some cosplay of Yuno Gasai! A DVD of One Punch Man! Cosplay of Ryuko Matoi when she's in her battle mode!"
"WHY DOES THIS LOOK RISQUE?!" Weiss yelled, completely horrified of Ryuko's look.
"That's the idea~!"
Kill me now…
"I think I have some cosplay of Queen's Blade… let me take a look… aaaagh, I think I misplaced it! Ah, no matter… so, you like manga?"
"Never heard of it."
"Ooooh, I can get you started on that! Do you like ecchi? Do you like harems? Do you like big oppai? Lolis? I got 'em all!"
The hell is oppai? Weiss thought. "Um… no thanks, I'm good."
"Suit yourself."
"WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?! I CAME FOR TIPPI AND THOSE OTHER TWO GIRLS!" She yelled, pulling out Eiskönigin and slashing the dating sim in half.
"AAAH! NOOOOO!"
End BGM
Francis fell over, tears running down his cheeks. "Noooo! My life's work!" He sobbed as Weiss walked past him.
"Weiss!" Tippi exclaimed happily as Weiss turned to look at Francis, shook her head and then whistled.
"Hey ladies! Come get some!" She said as she walked over to Neo and Marnie's cages as Francis heard the doors slamming open to seeing RBY, Gloria, Peach and Virizion running inside.
"…Uh oh…" Francis paled.
BGM: Francis Battle (Super Paper Mario)
Weiss knelt down and hummed while she heard Francis screaming behind her. "AAAAH! MY TAIL! AAAAGH! THIS KITTY GIRL IS VIOLENT! AAAAAGH!"
"And some of THIS!" Yang yelled, firing her gauntlets.
"OW! GAH! OOOF! MOMMY!"
"And THIS!" Gloria yelled.
SNAP!
"GAH! MY TAIL! IT SHOULDN'T BEND THAT WAY!"
"You should learn some manners!" Virizion said.
"AAAAAGH! WHERE DID I GO WRONG?! NOOOO! MY PRECIOUS MANGA!"
"Hiyah!" Ruby yelled.
"MY GLASSES!"
"Heeeyah!" Peach yelled.
"MY SPARE GLASSES!"
"Hmmhmmhmmm~" Weiss hummed as she freed Tippi after freeing Marnie.
"WAAAAAH!" Francis was thrown behind Weiss.
Yang activated her ARMS and grabbed Francis by the tail, and started to slam him into the ground on both sides. "OOOF! OW! AAAAGH! NOW I KNOW HOW LOKI FEELS! AAAAAGH!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Yang yelled, spinning him around and then releasing him, sending him flying out of the castle.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Ding!
End BGM
"Aaah, that was cathartic." Blake said as the men walked in shortly after where Roman would be running over and shaking Neo awake after Weiss pulled her out.
"Neo… Neo! Open your eyes!" Roman said as Neo slowly opened them and saw Roman. She let out a gasp and hugged him tightly before pulling away and seeing Marnie who was waking up after Gloria shook her awake.
"Guys…?" Marnie groggily asked as she let out a gasp and then hugged Gloria tightly before she turned and hugged Neo tightly. "Where's… where's Luigi? Did he make it out?"
"No… he didn't…" Hoopa quietly responded.
"No…" Marnie whispered as Neo teared up while Marnie clenched her fists. "Dammit…! That Nastasia woman is gonna frickin' pay!" She said as Neo nodded, wiping her tears away.
"He didn't do anything horrible to you, did he?" Weiss asked.
"No… all he did was take pictures of us." Tippi responded. "But oh, I'm so happy that you came to save me that I-" Suddenly she glowed as a Pure Heart came out of her. "…Oh! I… I'm not sure how that happened… but uh… this is for you from my gratitude!" She said as Weiss took the Pure Heart.
"Thanks." Weiss smiled before gently hugging Tippi.
"Hey Ridley, this is Bowser." Bowser said as they turned to him. "Listen, how about you, Dark Samus and the other villains come down and do some… redecorating on a castle? Oh? K. Rool's unavailable, huh? Ganondorf is busy dueling with Link? …Oh, but Sephiroth and Dracula are available? Perfect! Oh, and bring Samus with you… just in case if she's needing some stress relief!" He chuckled and then hung up. "Alright, things are about to get interesting here, people!"
Meanwhile, with Ozpin and Salem…
"Hmm, it appears that the void got a bit bigger…" Ozpin mused.
"Yes, I can see that… and you want to know what else got bigger? Your ego." Salem said.
Ozpin turned to Salem. "You sure like to blame everyone else for your problems, don't you? You blamed the gods for everything. I die, you blame the gods. I come back illegally, you blame the gods. When the gods found out that you pitted humanity against them through lies and manipulation, you blamed the gods when it was clearly your fault. Immortality? Gods are blamed. We had a falling out? You cursed the gods. Need I go on?"
"It is their faults."
"Maybe I should have left you there in the tower. That would have definitely humbled you."
Salem growled and then grabbed him by the collar. "What did you say, Ozma?!"
"You heard what I said. Had I known you were going to be a complete psychopath, I would have left you to rot in that tower."
"Ozma, you insignificant… of ALL the things I've done for you when we were together, THIS is what you say to me?!"
"All the things you've done? You've also killed me and our children, do you not remember?"
"OZMA…!"
"Break it up!" Cresselia got between the two as with the Lake Pokemon. "Seriously… there's no need for this!"
"Good gravy, just get a room…" Mesprit rolled her eyes.
"I think they already did… and we all know how that turned out." Azelf muttered.
"Ahahahaha! Truly, this is the most wondrous display of affection I have ever seen." A voice said as they turned to see Dimentio looking down at them.
BGM: Dimentio, Charming Magician
"Who are you?" Watts asked.
"Me? I am but a humble magician… the pleaser of all crowds, I am… Dimentio!" He said. "Clearly, I came just in time for another episode of Couples Drama."
"What, you here for couple's therapy?" Azelf snarked.
"Ahahaha, no… I'm just currently enjoying watching Salem be a complete yandere and being a complete fool of herself."
Salem glared at Dimentio. "Who do you think you are, calling me a fool when I-"
"Started on a path of genocide all in the name of love? Ah, young love is fickle… one that I can never see to understand why people will go to such great lengths. Your loved one died, did he not?"
"Yes, and I demanded him back."
"Yet you messed with the delicate balance of life and death." Dimentio said. "Honestly, at this rate, I'm surprised Remnant hasn't fallen already… but it wouldn't take long considering this is another bad episode of a nasty divorce that everyone is suffering from." He let out a chuckle. "There is an old saying… if you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, it wasn't meant to be. If they do, then it's true love. Based on this proverb, I can safely say that your love was never meant to be."
"How… how dare you! My love for Ozma was always true!"
"Yes, and we saw how that turned out. He reincarnated like a blooming flower. You, on the other hand, aged like moldy cheese. Considering you killed him in cold blood, I can assume that your love for him is completely complicated. You're dead set on destroying everything to find the relics and destroy everything, including yourself. Tell me, how would that solve anything? You curse the gods, yet you have nothing to blame but yourself. Keep playing the blame game… I dare you. Imagine if you were to kill Ozpin right now… your predictable answer would be that you would curse the gods."
"You don't know that!"
"Your track record says otherwise." Dimentio let out a chuckle. "I do hope you see the error of your ways, because I'm imagining your demise will be swift and painful."
"I can't be killed!"
"Oh, but I imagine your defeat will be so deliciously moist like a birthday cake. You could spend an eternity in the Underwhere where you will be dragged down the River Styx. Who knows, maybe you can find someone else to love. A match made in hell, is what I say. Both of you spending an eternity being tortured. Mmm, sounds fun!"
"One more word and I'll have your spine ripped out of your body!" Salem threatened.
"Temper temper. I pity the man who dated you. Perhaps you should've been locked up in that tower permanently. Until we meet again, Salem… ciao!" He said and disappeared.
End BGM
"Who does he think he is…" Salem said in a low angry voice.
Ozpin let out a chuckle. "Couldn't have said it better myself."
"Ozma. Shut up." Salem said, walking away in a huff.
Back at Fort Francis…
"BWAHAHAHAHA!" Bowser roared as he, Ridley, Dark Samus, Sephiroth and Dracula were busy making a mess in the fort as everyone was outside, watching it all burn to the ground. Samus was also there making a mess of things once she caught wind of what Francis was like. Roman, Neo, Kamek and General Guy were also attending the sheer chaos.
"We're gonna be here a while, aren't we?" Ruby asked.
"Yeah… let them have their fun though." Yang said as they watched them unfold, then they noticed the Swords looking at each other before they joined in on the fun on burning it down.
"Welp, might as well catch a few Zs before we head to the next Heart Pillar…" Hop said, leaning on a tree and closing his eyes.
"Despair!" They heard Sephiroth say as they saw meteors coming down and leveling a few things.
"Better get comfy…" Weiss said while shaking her head.
Back at Flipside…
Dry Bowser stared at a wall in front of him before pulling back his fist and punching it hard enough for the blocks to go flying. He walked over and spotted a sign. "Pit of 100 Trials…" He read and then chuckled. "Perhaps I can find something useful down here." He said and then went inside the Warp Pipe.
Alright, so DarkRebellion approached me in a PM and asked me to imagine what it'd be like if the OC's were voiced by VA's (And Seiyuu, AKA Japanese Voice actors.) so I talked it out with my friends on Discord and here's what we came up with with our OCs.
Jade - Christina Vee
Iris - Erica Mendez
Nyx - Laura Bailey
Xena - Cherami Leigh/Dark Xena - Colleen Clinkenbeard (Hey, two personalities. It fits!)
Mona - Marisha Ray (The gal who voices Effie in FE Fates)
Anthony - Ben Lepley (Man who voices Dedue)
Jen - Still deciding (Dark proposed Cassandra Lee)
Camrin - Still deciding (Dark's proposal: Todd Haberkorn)
Chloe - still deciding (Dark's Proposal: Michelle Ruff)
Zoey - I proposed Jen Taylor, but i'm still waiting for a response from Flash on that.
Ling - Brittney Karbowski
Umber - The VA who did Ferdinand Von Aegir... Billy Kametz
Scoop Swoop - Tom Kenny
SAPR - Alyson Stoner
Captain Slime - David Vincent
And as I don't know anything about the Japanese VAs... Dark helped me out on this one.
Jade - Miku Itou (who voiced Miku Nakano from The Quintessential Quintuplets and Kokoro from BanG Dream!)
Iris - Sora Amamiya (who voiced Aqua from KonoSuba and Chizuru from Rent-A-Girlfriend)
Nyx - Inori Minase (who voiced Itsuki Nakano from The Quintessential Quintuplets)
Xena/Dark Xena - Marina Inoue (who voiced Armin from Attack on Titan and Darkness from Konosuba)
Mona - Emi Nitta (who voiced Honoka from Love Live!)
Anthony - Yuichi Nakamura (who voiced Oreki Hotarou from Hyouka)
Jen - Yui Ishikawa (who voiced Mikasa from Attack on Titan)
Camrin - Yuki Kaji (who voiced Eren from Attack on Titan)
Chloe - Ayaka Ohashi (who voiced Saaya Yamabuki from BanG Dream!)
Zoey - Minako Kotobuki (who voiced Mugi from K-On!)
Ling - Rie Takahashi (who voiced Takagi-san from Karakai Juzou no Takagi-san and Megumin from KonoSuba)
Umber - Yoshitsugu Matsuoka (who voiced Kirito from Sword Art Online)
Scoop Swoop - Rie Kugimiya (who voiced Happy from Fairy Tail)
SAPR - Haruka Tomatsu (who voiced Asuna from Sword Art Online)
Captain Slime - Undetermined yet (I completely spaced out on Captain Slime, my bad Dark!)
So here it is! The English/Japanese VAs for the OCs! What do you think? You like 'em or do you have something else in mind of each of our OCs? Let me know!