Dear Fanfiction Authors,

Sure, we may have nightmares about it, but that does not mean we can't hear the word at all. I'll shout it out. TARTARUS! Shut up Percy. So as I was saying, we won't collapse on hearing the word, nor will we collapse in the middle of mythology class discussing the underworld. Yeah, it's not so bad that we can't sleep away from each other. Although I'd love to! PERCY!

- Annabeth and Percy