Medic: *Pulls out a device and attached it to his backpack* So, vhats the plan?

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Spy: We lure it to the vault where it'll burn.

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Soldier: Negatory, we fight.

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The soldier puts on some metallic boots and used a green rocket launcher to propel himself off the ground. He started to grin as he shot seven more rockets at the dispenser. It air-blasted a few of the rockets but took the rest as The Demoman started to place some sticky-bombs on it and The Pyro is using their current flamethrower at its back(?).

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Demoman: *Grabs his front blast-proof crotch shield and lifts it up* KABOOOOM!

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He detonates and the dispenser blew up. Everyone could see nothing but a cloud of smoke surrounding where it was.

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Scout: Did we do it? Is it over?

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Suddenly, a broken down dispenser rammed towards The Medic and knocked him over, dropping his stuff.

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Dispenser: My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He's a singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

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Medic: Hahahahahahahaha...Aw c'mon. Laugh for once people.

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The dispenser started to eat one of The Medic's Medi Guns.

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Medic: No! Not mein Vaccinator!

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Scout: Da what?

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A shield started to form around the dispenser.

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Medic: Now it's resistance to bullet, blast and fire has improved.

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Suddenly, a whistle was heard and the dispenser has turned to where it was to see(?) The Engineer running away. The dispenser gave chase and the two eventually ran into a room. The two stared each other down and in between them are all of the engineer's wrenches. The Engineer grabbed his right hand and ripped it off only to see no blood come out and took the glove off to reveal a robotic hand and threw it on the pile. The two kept on staring at each other, almost like a gunslinger's showdown for a while until the dispenser charged to the wrenches and hand and The Engineer rushed past it to escape the room and closed the door.

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Engineer: Whew, that was close.

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The Engineer turned on the incinerators and started to cook the evil machine just as the rest of the mercs arrives. They looked into the room to see the dispenser still fine.

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Engineer: Damn. I was afraid of that.

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Scout: What happened?

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Soldier: Why is that metallic hippie still standing?

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Engineer: It grew a large resistance to fire and thanks to Medic's Medi Gun, it can heal itself.

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The Spy thought for a moment.

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Spy: Laborer, you mentioned about it's immunity towards sappers, right?

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Engineer: Yeah, it can't be destroyed via that. It counter-saps when it detects a sapper.

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Spy: Just when it detects if it's being sapped? *Brings up a device that resembles a tape recorder*

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Engineer: Yeah.. What the hell are you doing?

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Spy: *Grins* I'm just gonna make some noise.

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The Spy turned invisible and entered the room. He then decloaks behind the machine, thankfully it's still occupied by eating The Engineer's hand. He placed the tape recorder on it and the machine started to jitter and spas. It's level eight slowly went down as it started to reverse upgrade and weapons and equipment it ate up started to pop out of it. The Spy kicked and moved all of the stuff away from it as it's still being degraded. The others opened up the door to witness the dispenser slowly started to turn into a toolbox.

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Spy: As long as it's in the box, it's still existing, but it doesn't have any resistance now so we should be fine.

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Engineer: Yeah, I suppose it's best to just destroy it. How did that work anyway?

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Spy: It detects a sapper damaging it. It does nothing when it's being damaged so ze Red Tape is a much better option.

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They burned the box until it was nothing but ash.

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Engineer: So, how about we go get some food.

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END