Chapter Seven: Return of the Regatta
Chris: [narrating] Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the Underdogs, it appears we've got some partnerships going on with the Venomous Vipers, what with Prince John having a rather...interesting way of luring Incineroar into an alliance with him, though if you ask me, I reckon there's something deeper going on there. Meanwhile, Bloom and Diaspro began to find that there really was some common ground between the two of them, at least for the moment. Why's that, you ask? Well, because they, along with their fellow victims, had to duke it out in the ring! And believe me when I say there were some BIG surprises along the way; Prince John battling it out against his older brother King Richard with a surprising result, Mao Mao getting practically destroyed by his old adversary Rufus, who just so happened to bring along one of Mao Mao's biggest fears, puppets! [chuckles] Talk about a role reversal between two cats, even I didn't see that coming! Meanwhile, Hokey managed to face his fear of fighting off his literal ankle bitter; Mow Mow! Looks like that dog's blasting off with a few missing teeth. [chuckles] And for the final match, our favorite fairies battled it out in the long-awaited exchange all season, only for the match to end with the two of them officially burying the hatchet and winning the challenge for their team. The Vipers ruled victorious and if that wasn't enough, in a last-minute twist, they got to send one of the Hawks home, and it just so happened that Mao Mao was the unlucky chump of the bunch. So, it was time to say sayonara to our favorite sword twirling feline fighter. [on-screen] Only eight players remain, and none of them are ready for how everything is about to change! Right here, right now, on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Underdogs!
[cue theme song, the episode continues]
[scene shows the exterior of the spa hotel before it fades into the interior where Bloom and Diaspro are seen getting ready for bed]
Bloom: [sighs as she lays down on the mattress] This is the life. I thought beds this soft could only be found in royalty.
Diaspro: Same here. It's nice to know that this place knows how to treat its guests. Plus...it just feels good to not be at each other's throats for once.
Bloom: Yeah...to think that we spent so much time being enemies when we really didn't need to be...and uh, you know, added to how it involved us fighting over the same guy…[blushes]
Diaspro: [blushes as well] Uh, yeah...it's actually kinda embarrassing when you think about it...especially given the guy who we're talking about…
Bloom: Yeah...still, at least we're putting all of that behind us.
Diaspro: Agreed, besides, I could get used to this...friendship, if you will.
Bloom: Yeah...I would like that...heh, to think the two of us would even become that after all this time, especially since no doubt people see us "forever love rivals" or something like that.
Diaspro: Oh, that? Utter tosh, if you ask me. Especially now that Sky's out of the picture, there's no need for us to be enemies.
Bloom: Same here, plus, even I could see where I went wrong with attacking you first out of the blue.
Diaspro: And I can see where I went wrong in trying to steal back a guy who cheated on me and taking my anger out on you...
Bloom: Yeah…[stretches her hand out to Diaspro on the bed next to hers]...but at least now, we don't have to worry about that…
Diaspro: [sees Bloom's hand extended and reaches out herself] Yeah…
[the two fairies lock hands with one another and gaze at each other with warm smiles. Unbeknownst to them, Fiona is standing outside the door by the girls' bedroom]
[static buzzing]
Fiona: As much as all that gushy, girly crap drives me up the wall, it'd be in my best interest to stay on the fairies' good side for the time being. After all, I'm currently the only member of the team not in any kind of duo, so I reckon it's time for me to make a few...changes to that.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to dawn as the sun is still not peaking over the horizon, although the sky is giving off a dark orange light in the distance. It then cuts to the interior of the males' side of the cabins where Top Cat and Hokey are seen still sleeping on the viewer's left, the lupine on the top bunk, and the feline on the bottom bunk. It then cuts to the exterior of the cabins where the door to the females' side slowly opens and a silhouetted figure sets out quietly. Upon getting to the bottom of the steps, it then rushes off to the right as it zips through the trees and bushes before finally stopping at the old messhall where a jeep is parked to the left side of the step leading up to the building. The figure slowly walks up the steps to see that the door is open and that there is activity coming from inside. Chef Hatchet is seen coming out of the kitchen with a large pot, but pauses when he hears something outside]
Chef: What the…?
[the bulking man steps out from the messhall to see if anyone is there. He looks to his left, then to his right, but not a single person can be found]
Chef: Hmm...
[as Chef steps down to his jeep, he puts the pot in the passenger seat before climbing into the driver's seat and starting up the vehicle. As he drives away, the camera pans out as a rattling tune plays in the background]
[scene cuts to morning as the interior of the girls' bedroom of the spa hotel is shown with Bloom waking up]
Bloom: [yawns and sighs contentedly] I just dreamt I was riding a dragon through a beautiful aurora borealis.
Diaspro: Wow, that does sound beautiful. I dreamt that I was riding a chariot through the clouds. It was like being light as a feather. [sighs contentedly]
Bloom: You know, a couple of days ago, I wasn't sure if I was gonna be able to stay much longer, but now that we're here, I can say with full confidence that I wanna make it all the way to the end with you.
Diaspro: Same here, I never thought we'd get up to this point, but I'm glad that we did…[puts her hands on Bloom's]
Bloom and Diaspro: If I don't win the million bucks, I hope you do...jinx! [both girls giggle at this]
[static buzzing]
Bloom: Haaaa, it's nice to know that Diaspro and I have finally buried the hatchet. Sure, it's taken us a while to get here, but I say it was worth it.
[static buzzing]
Diaspro: While winning would be great, having Bloom as someone other than a love rival is soooo alleviating. And I meant what I said, even if I don't win the million dollars, I'll still have something to show for it.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to Chef parking his jeep outside of the spa hotel as he collects the pot and walks up to the cabins. Kicking down the door, he bursts through the males' side of the cabin, startling Top Cat and Hokey awake]
Chef: Breakfast time, sucka's! [throws the contents of the pot into the room, coating the feline and lupine in what appears to be a grey, pasty substance]
Top Cat: AGH!
Hokey: YUCK!
Chef: [chuckles darkly as he exits the room and goes over to kick the door open on the females' side of the cabin, but strangely, no one is there] Huh? [looks all over the room to see if Izzy is hiding out of sight, but no trace of the redhead can be found] Hmmm...I know yo' somewhere, girl…
[scene cuts back to Top Cat and Hokey]
Top Cat: [wipes some of the mush off his face] Great, just when I was gettin' used to actual breakfast…
Hokey: [flicks off the mush stuck to his nose] Man, that Chef's sadistic, to think that this could even pass off as edible is downright insulting to real food.
Top Cat: Hmm, I hear ya'.
[scene cuts to Chef putting the pot back in the jeep when suddenly a knock is heard from the trunk. Raising a brow, he goes over to the back and cautiously puts his hands on the edge of the trunk. Upon opening it…]
Izzy: [launches out of the trunk] HI-YE-YE-YE-YAAAAAAAAHHH!
Chef: AAAHHH! [lands on his back in shock] Oof! [winces as Izzy jumps off his stomach]
Izzy: Hahaha, whooo, that was great!
Chef: Girl, what the hell is wrong with you, you almost gave me a got dang heart attack!
Izzy: Aww, c'mon, Cheffy, you know I meant no harm...or did I...hehehe...
Loudspeaker: Attention campers! Please gather round front! Right where Chef just had the fright of his life! [chuckles]
Chef: [quietly growls]
[static buzzing]
Izzy: Hahaha, oh my gosh, that was sooo funny! Did you see the way she jumped when I was all "RARH" and he was all "AAH" and I just, hehehe...aaah, that was great!
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to the eight contestants gathered outside, the Vipers facing forward to the left, the Hawks facing away from the viewer to the right]
Chris: [through a megaphone] I have a big announcement. Today, the teams are being merged! [the contestants gasp] That's right! From now on, challenges are for individual winners only, while everyone else is at risk for an impromptu departure.
Diaspro: Wait a minute, last night, you said that the teams weren't merging. So why are you announcing that they are the next day?
Chris: Because I wanted to keep you all in suspense for the surprise, hello?
Top Cat: That...really doesn't make any sense.
Hokey: I concur.
Chris: Alright, lemme put it this way, you guys have got only three on your team, they've got five on their team. Seeing as the balance is uneven, I figured having the teams merge now just made sense.
Bloom: Isn't that a bit hypocritical on your part considering you had Team Victory eliminated to the last player in World Tour and the Toxic Rats had only two players left by the time of the merge in Revenge of the Island?
Chris: Well, I...I just…[sighs]...moving on from that, like I said, from now on, it's every camper for themselves, meaning unless you got a few people on your side, your butt's out of here.
Prince John: Hmmm...may I inquire about the possibility of say, two people winning immunity?
Chris: Well, in that case, two of you will be safe from elimination if the circumstances come to that.
Prince John: Interesting…[glances at Incineroar with a sly look on his face...only to find the larger feline distracted with looking in the opposite direction at his flexing arm. Unamused, he elbows the fire pokemon on the left side of his waist]
Incineroar: Huh...oh, yeah, I hear ya'.
Prince John: [sighs as he rolls his eyes]
[static buzzing]
Fiona: It's about time I made it to the merge once again. Now that I don't have to work alongside a team, this gives me a few options to choose from. I can either coast along with immunity, or keep my planned alliance to eliminate the other losers left in the game. Either way, I'm on the road to victory.
[static buzzing]
Prince John: Obviously, I knew I was going to make the merge this time around. It just goes to show what happens when you play your cards right, and at the rate I'm going, the finale is just calling my name. Between my alliance with Incineroar and something that will be particularly useful to get me out of trouble, I'll have this game wrapped around my finger, haha.
[static buzzing]
Incineroar: Awwww, yeah, made it to the merge, baby! Soon enough, this guy's gonna be heading home with a million bucks in cash, and a little something extra, if ya' know I mean. [clicks his tongue and winks]
[static buzzing]
Chris: Anywho, this week's challenge is a callback to another All Stars classic; a regatta around the island! [looks over to a large monitor that displays each of the contestants' faces starting at the Dock of Shame, the order being Top Cat, Prince John, Bloom, Diaspro, Hokey, Fiona, Incineroar and Izzy as they all begin to circle around the island to the right and making a full circle] First person to successfully circumnavigate the entire island wins immunity and a night at the spa hotel. Don't worry. Chef will keep things interesting by providing some "obstacles" for you.
[Top Cat and Hokey glance at each other while Izzy looks indifferent to the announcement, excited even]
[static buzzing]
Izzy: It is so great to finally make the merge once again, but it sucks that Mao Mao couldn't be here as well...but nonetheless, Izzy's gonna make sure she wins it for her comrade, si-si!
[static buzzing]
Top Cat: And just like that, I've in the clearin' of making the big ones for a second time. But this time, I'm got me a sure ally to have along with me for the ride. My ideal finale would be me against Hokey, not a bad guy to go against, I say.
[static buzzing]
Hokey: Is it a surprise I've made it this far once again? Heh, not ta' yours truly, it isn't, and I'm still striving to show that this wolf's got what it takes to finally live the life of luxury. Though, I gotta say, TC's been a pretty good ally to have, so I'll be keepin' tabs with him, especially once we hit the final three.
[static buzzing]
Chris: The boats are waiting for you by the Dock of Shame, and they're all first come, first serve. Starting...[through the megaphone]...now!
[the contestants dash off from the meeting area]
Fiona: [as she runs alongside Blooms and Diaspro] Say, how'd you two fancy yourselves an alliance with yours truly?
Bloom: Um, why'd you ask?
Fiona: Well, I was thinking, us gals gotta stick together, especially since we outnumber the guys on our old team.
Diaspro: I suppose you have a point there...we'll think about it.
Fiona: Hehe, good to know…
[static buzzing]
Fiona: Hook, line, and slinker.
[static buzzing]
Diaspro: I would consider adding Fiona to my alliance with Bloom...if the memories of two seasons ago weren't still fresh in my mind.
[static buzzing]
Bloom: To be honest, aligning with Fiona considering the type of person she is would be a rather poor decision on my part. Plus, I'm pretty sure she'd turn on us sooner or later.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to the contestants arriving at the Dock of Shame as Izzy is the first one to grab a vessel, this being the Boat of Losers]
Izzy: Haha, score! [sets off from the dock]
Chris: And Izzy takes the lead!
Bloom: There it is!
Diaspro: Let's go!
[the two fairies hop onto the motor boat and drive off after Izzy]
Chris: And Bloom and Diaspro team up by choice!
[Fiona hops into the powerboat while Incineroar pulls Prince John with him onto the inflatable tube with a motor at the back]
Prince John: I say, not so rough!
Fiona: Aww, is someone not used to being the bottom?
Prince John: [his face flushes with indignation] Why, you uncouth har-[get splashed in the face with water along with Incineroar as Fiona takes off with the power boat]-AGH! The cheek, the utter cheek! I'll have her neck for this, you see if I don't!
Incineroar: [tries to shake himself dry] That was not cool! Let's see how she likes a bit of pedal to the metal! [yanks on the motor's string to start it up]
Prince John: Um, you do realize this isn't' a-GAH! [is launched back by the force of the boat racing off]-I say, control the navigation on this thing!
Incineroar: Whoops, sorry about that!
[static buzzing]
Incineroar: Yeeeah, sometimes I tend to get a little carried away…
[static buzzing]
Prince John: As utterly clueless as he may be, I'll be willing to put up with Incineroar's shenanigans if it means keeping my position in the game, even if his antics do make him look rather...charismatic…and his structure isn't exactly an eye sore to look at…[clears throat]-I mean, so long as the two of us stay on good terms, I have nothing to worry about…
[static buzzing]
Top Cat: [jumps into the motor boat resembling a canoe] Damn, the others are gettin' ahead of us!
Hokey: Maybe so, but there's nothin' saying we can't show them how we do it old school style!
Top Cat: Heh, you're not wrong there. Hit it!
[Hokey yanks on the boat's motor rope which sets the vessel off at a brisk speed]
Chris: And just like that, Top Cat and Hokey complete the cavalcade as they all set off around the island! Who'll make it to the finish line, and who's gonna take a second ride tonight...to Loserville? [chuckles] Find out when we return with more Total...Drama...Revenge of the Underdogs!
[scene cuts to black, the episode continues]
[scene shows Izzy cruising along the water with a mischievous look on her face, along with a pirate's hat and eyepatch]
Izzy: Haha, Captain Izzy's goin' long, all the way to the finish!
[scene cuts to Chef up in a hot air balloon, waiting for the contestants so he can drop the obstacles in their path. Suddenly, a loud BOOM is heard, followed by several holes being punctured into the cook's balloon]
Chef: What the?! [notices the altitude dropping] Aw, damn, this ain't good...MAYDAY, MAYDAY, WE'RE GOIN' DOWN!
[scene cuts to Chris watching from the monitor]
Chris: Wait a minute, I didn't plan that…[looks toward the camera and tries to recompose]...I mean, what a twist! Hehe…
[scene cuts back to Izzy as she looks up to see the hot air balloon coming right towards her. She pulls a sword out of nowhere]
Izzy: YARGH! Batten down the hatches, balloon incoming!
[the balloon's basket only just misses the boat's cab as Chef jumps off and lands on the back of the stern, the balloon falling into the water and then proceeds to sink]
Izzy: Ahoy, landlubber! Welcome aboard Captain Izzy's vessel, the Lady E-Scope! YA-HA-HARGH!
Chef: [stares blankly at the redhead] Girl, you are somethin' else…
[scene cuts to Bloom and Diaspro in their powerboat]
Bloom: That's strange. I thought there were supposed to be obstacles.
[at that moment, cannon fire rings from the forest, splashing into the water and startling the two girls]
Diaspro: What the, live cannonballs?!
Bloom: So not cool, Chris!
[scene cuts back to Chris watching from the monitor]
Chris: Um, yeah, I totally planned that, yeah…
[scene cuts to the other contestants catching up to the two fairies and getting caught in the crossfire]
Top Cat: [as a cannonball explodes in the water near him and Hokey] YIP!
Hokey: [swerves the boat to avoid another cannonball hitting the water] Are they tryin' to kill us or something?!
Top Cat: Given what show we're on, probably!
[static buzzing]
Hokey: Okay, I'm just sayin', there's gotta be some legalities bein' broken here!
[static buzzing]
Top Cat: You often wonder to yourself, why did I sign up for a show that could inevitably kill me? The answer…[facepalms] it's cuz you're a f**king idiot.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts back to Top Cat and Hokey trying to evade the cannonfire that they end up bumping into Prince John and Incineroar]
Prince John: I say, watch where you're going, peasant!
Top Cat: Oh, sorry, kinda tryin' to stay alive at the moment!
[a cannonball blasts behind TC and Hokey, causing them to launch up in the air and land in the floating tube]
Incineroar: Oi!
Hokey: Mind if we catch a ride?
Prince John: You may certainly not, this is our boat!
Top Cat: Yeah, well, our boat's totaled, so we're hitching a ride on yours!
Prince John: Oh, no, you don't! [grabs onto the other feline's jacket to throw him off]
Top Cat: Hey, hands off! [grabs at the lion's robe]
[the two felines begin struggling back and forth to try and throw each other off the boat, causing the tube to rock back and forth]
Incineroar: He-Hey, ea-easy!
Hokey: Th-This ain't a l-log flume y-you know!
Fiona: [looks back at the arguing males] Phew, that should keep 'em busy for a while, now I gotta do is-[a cannonball blasts the bow of her boat, causing a huge hole to form]-NOOOOO! ARGH, damn it! [sees the approaching tube] Aha! [jumps off her sinking vessel and hops onto the tube as it passes by]
Incineroar: Oh, come on! Another one?!
Fiona: That's right, I'm hitching a ride, you got a problem with that?!
[scene cuts to Bloom and Diaspro seemingly having found a clearing away from the cannonfire when something catches Diaspro's eye]
Diaspro: Bloom, look to your right!
Bloom: Huh? [looks over to her right to see the Playa de Losers where Alice, William, Mao Mao, Daffy, Aquamarine, and Vendetta are all gathered, the three aforementioned Hawks waving and cheering to the racers while the three aforementioned Vipers are occupied with other things...well, Daffy is giving a somewhat enthusiastic fist pump, while Aquamarine and Vendetta are looking indifferent to the whole thing as they look down at their magazines on their respective deckchairs]
Alice: That's it, you two!
William: Go on!
Mao Mao: Show 'em who's boss!
Daffy: Yeah, yeah, go…
Aquamarine: Pfft, who would find any of them suitable to root for?
Vendetta: I imagine it would be those with the lowest of standards.
[scene cuts to the finish line as Chris is standing at attention]
Chris: All the boats are in the final stretch! Who's going to win tonight's immunity?
[scene cuts to Izzy approaching at the head of the cavalcade]
Izzy: YA-HARGH! That be me, matey! I be-[a sputtering sound is heard from the wild child's vessel's engine]-what the? [her vessel goes slower and slower, until eventually, it comes to a stop, just several inches from the finishing buoy] Argh, blast it all!
Chris: Oh! Izzy's chances of winning have stalled! Just like her motor.
Izzy: Oh, I'm not out of this yet, boyo! Just gotta…[tries to restart her boat's motor]
Bloom: [off-screen] Look!
Diaspro: [off-screen] There it is!
Bloom and Diaspro: The finish line!
[just then, the motor tube passes the fairies, much to their surprise, with the members on board still fighting with one another]
Prince John: [holding Top Cat above him] Time for your daily bath! [throws the yellow feline overboard and into the lake]
Top Cat: [rises to the surface] I'm gonna get you for that, Prince Phoney!
Prince John: [gasps] How dare you! [turns to Incineroar] Well, don't just stand there, throw him in as well!
Incineroar: Oh, right! [hoists Hokey above him]
Hokey: Hey, hey, hey! Now, let's not be too has-[gets thrown into the lake next to Top Cat, rises back to the surface]-aaaaaaargh, that's the last time I hitch a ride with those two!
Fiona: Hehe, what a bunch a' losers! I can't believe you-[feels Incineroar grabbing onto her body]-hey, what are you-DON'T YOU DARE THROW ME IN, YOU BA-[gets chucked into the water before rising back to the surface]-GRRRAH!
Prince John: Hah, that will show them!
[the two felines ride their boat all the way to the finishing buoy just as Izzy is able to restart her engine, followed by Bloom and Diaspro and swimming up the rear are Fiona, Top Cat and Hokey]
Chris: Ooh, Prince John and Incineroar win it by a nose! Izzy takes second place. Not that it matters, Bloom and Diaspro take third. And Fiona, Top Cat, and Hokey may have come in last, but they were definitely the funniest.
Chef: Chris man, what the hell were you playin' at hijacking ma' balloon?!
Chris: What are you talking about, none of that was on me, especially since I would have told you it beforehand.
Chef: Then...what exactly was that?
[at that moment, an explosion is heard in the distance as all the contestants jump at the sound of it]
Bloom: What the heck was that?!
Chris: [looks through his binoculars to see the Playa de Losers now visibly damaged and smoking, the eliminated contestants standing by from a distance in utter shock as they see the building ablaze] GAAAH! MY COTTAGE!
Diaspro: You call that a cottage? It was a mansion!
Chris: So many pictures...of me. Gone. A-All gone.
Bloom: That's your main concern?! People could have been seriously hurt! They're lucky to still be alive!
Top Cat: [looks toward Hokey] Damn...those poor guys...how could it have happened?
Chris: [turns sharply to Izzy] You had some kind of involvement in this, didn't you?!
Izzy: I may be a pirate, but I be an honest one at that, matey, and I can say without fail that I had no involvement in the destruction of that there cottage.
Diaspro: [to Bloom] Not a cottage, just saying…
Chef: Much as I hate ta' say it, I was with her the whole time and she didn't once leave the boat.
Chris: [sighs sadly] Fine...but I still have perfect reason to believe this is your fault somehow, given your track record of being a convict.
Izzy: [grins innocently]
[scene cuts to black, at the Campfire Ceremony]
Chris: [dejected] I guess it's good news to announce that you've all made it to the merge...I guess…[sighs] Do you know how many statues of me were lost in that explosion? Five!
Diaspro: Can we just get on with this ceremony already?
Chris: I'll get on with it when I feel like it...okay, voting time, I guess. As such, for winning the first challenge, Prince John and Incineroar have immunity. [whispers] Take my advice, choose Izzy.
[static buzzing]
Izzy: Hehehe, blowing up Chris' stuff would be awesome, I tell you what, but I can say with full certainty that blowing up Playa de Losers had no involvement from yours truly, Explosivo can vouch for me.
[static buzzing]
Fiona: [scribbles down on an image of someone]
[static buzzing]
Prince John: [scribbles down on an image of someone]
Chris: Okay, now that the votes have been tallied, it's time to see which guilty party's staying tonight: Prince John [catches the marshmallow]...Incineroar [catches the marshmallow]...Bloom [catches the marshmallow]...Diaspro [catches the marshmallow]...Top Cat [catches the marshmallow]...and Hokey [catches the marshmallow]. Izzy and Fiona, where do I begin? Izzy, I have good reason to believe you ought to be going home for having an involvement with the destruction of my cottage.
Diaspro: It was not a...ugh!
Izzy: I mean, I'd like me a little proof, but whatever floats your boat I suppose, hehehe.
Chris: And Fiona, you're on the chopping block because...well, not many people like you.
Fiona: Pfft, they're just being soft in that case.
Chris: Regardless, the final marshmallow of the night goes to…
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Izzy: [catches the marshmallow] Yeah-hah!
Fiona: WHAT?! You're keeping the psycho over me?! What?!
Top Cat: To be fair, the events from two seasons ago are still fresh in my mind, something about a group a' gals trying to steal the million from the actual finalists.
Hokey: Ah, yeah, I remember that well, last time I checked, you were part of that group.
Fiona: I...well, ugh, whatever! I don't need this two-bit show anyway! There's gotta be a more conventional way of earning a million dollars besides this!
Chris: You about wrapped up? Cuz we gotta boot someone out tonight, and that's gonna be you.
Fiona: [scoffs]
[scene cuts to the Dock of Shame as the remaining contestants stand at attention while Fiona boards the Boat of Losers]
Fiona: Unbelievable, this was supposed to be my season! I was supposed to make the finale this time! What a rip-off!
Chris: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no one cares.
Fiona: Ugh! Forget it, no way am I ever coming back to this dump! So, f**k you, McLean! [raises her index finger at the host]
Chris: [shows a brief look of shock before his face contorts back to a stony expression] Would you get her out of here?
Chef: Hmph, gladly.
[the boat departs from the dock and sets off into the distance]
Chris: Okay, now that my property's been destroyed, I'm not feeling in too high of spirits, but that also just gives me extra motivation to show the power I really have over these people. So, hope they've got some clean undies, cuz I'm gonna show 'em what happens when pain meets game on the next episode of Total...Drama...Revenge of the Underdogs!
[scene pans out from Wawanakwa Island to show a silhouetted figure rising from the water. It then cuts to the figure's glowing eyes being the only thing distinguishable before the scene cuts to black as the episode ends]