《7》 Not A Failure
Au: Calm Until Eternity
Tears dripped off of Doofenshmirtz's nose onto his eight year old son's head. It was a welcome home party after Perry had basically saved his life without Doof knowing his life was in danger from Perry's biological mother. And the party was ruined by a fire.
"I'm a failure!" Doof sobbed, but Perry disagreed with his adoptive father's statement.
"Daddy, you're not failure, you know why?" Perry asked.
"Why?" Doof asked back.
"Because you're my number one."