Killers not-so baby girl

Summary: A sequel to 'Killers baby girl', this is a collection of one-shots throughout the years of Bramty growing up within the club. Set before season 1 has started but I have included some of the details like Donna's death and the birth of Abel and Thomas early on. This version Donna, Kenny and Ellie die in a car crash. Tara never left town and she is the mother of Abel and Thomas who are similar age to Bramty. Clay is also more of a family man then in the TV series.

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Chapter 9

Bramty - Age 11

Happy dismounted his bike looking over at Gemma, Tig, Kozik and Chibs who had all insisted they'd come with him. Bramty's school principle had just called and asked to see him now in her office.

With the principle bitch offering no explanation he just hoped it wasn't too bad this time because this was certainly not the first time he'd been called into the principles office about Bramty. It was however, the first meeting with this new principle bitch.

"Here to see the principle. She called" he rasped at the secretary woman who nodded always a little jumpy around them. Happy smirked in response. They all filled into the woman's office seeing Bramty was unharmed but royally pissed off as she glared at the teacher.

Happy took the seat next to Bramty and Gemma came to stand behind Bramty's chair as the others leaned on the wall waiting.

"Mr. Lowman, uh, it's good to meet you and I wish to was under better circumstances" The brunette smiled but it didn't look sincere in the slightest and he wasn't surprised to have found his daughter glaring at the stuck up bitch.

"Why'd you call me? What happened?" he asked but turned to Bramty at the second question

"I didn't do anything!" Bramty insisted and he knew that the one thing they'd taught her was if it was him asking that she needed to own up to her shit with the whole truth. Which meant if she was looking him in the eyes and saying she didn't do anything wrong, then she didn't do anything wrong. "I can't help that I already knew the answers and Mr. Rane was talking to me like I was a baby"

Happy raised a brow looking back at the principle who peruses her lips and folded her hands on her desk. "Well. Today was sexual health learning day in your daughters class and we had Mr. Rane go to show some diagrams and explain the differences between the male body and the female body"

Everyone in the room smirked at the woman and Happy already knew what must have happened.

The principle continued ignoring their snickers, "Bramty obviously already knew more than a child her age should and, well, she offered her own explanation and corrections with some... unsavoury words"

"What'd she say?" Gemma asked

The principle blushed and instead of answering handed over an incident report which Gemma read and then laughed reading the direct quotes out loud.

"Bramty Lowman spoke out of turn in class to announce that the male and female anatomy diagrams referring to them as the 'pussy and the dick' . She also interrupted the class and my explanation to correct that it was, in fact, possible for a man to have only one ball sack which was highly uncalled for"

"It's true!" Bramty protested "Jason asked if some men could live with only one of their balls and Mr. Rane said it wasn't possible but it is! I only told him that!"

They all chuckled and Happy looked back at the principle who was bright red by now "It's true. A friend of ours lost one of his balls in the service"

The principal nodded and shifted uncomfortably "We were hoping that with this meeting I'd be able to help you discuss what's appropriate and what's not appropriate with your daughter" The principle announced after clearing her throat

Happy nodded and looked at Bramty, an amused smirk on his lips "Don't talk about this stuff at school, okay? You already know what are appropriate conversations to have at school"

"I know Dad" she nodded "But I thought it was an exception since it was what we were learning! If they didn't want us to talk about a penis then Mr. Rane shouldn't have started talking about them and using the diagrams"

"She's right" Kozik announced smirking "Bramty didn't say anything that wasn't true, did she?" he challenged and the woman opened her mouth to argue but sighed knowing that Bramty hadn't lied or been wrong.

"And there aren't any rules on what a woman can call her vagina, are there?" Tig added and again the woman couldn't find a response

"Isn't it yer job to encourage knowledge in the youth?" Chibs grinned "Why should da lass be made to feel like talken' bout her privates is bad?"

"Well, I think Mr. Rane shouldn't limit his teaching and should be more open minded" Gemma snarked resting a hand on Bramty's shoulder in support.

Happy chuckled and turned back to the silent principle "Is that all?" the woman nodded "Then We can take her home for the day and you'll talk to your narrow minded sexist teacher about the way he should improve his lessons?" again she nodded

"Let's go little lassie" Chibs grinned and scooped Bramty up as they all waked out of the school. As soon as they were in the parking lot none of them could contain their laughter any longer.

"I'm glad I went with you this time, brother" Kozik clapped him on the back laughing and Happy shook his head.

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