Back on the Boiling Isles; Amity's group was still battling the sage.
Amity launched a fireball at the sage who avoided it.
"Fool, no mortal can defeat me." said the sage.
Then Death appeared behind the sage.
"Good thing I'm no mortal." said Death.
He touched the sage, but the sage didn't die.
The sage laughed.
"I can never die." said the sage.
He then punched Death's head off.
Everyone screamed.
The sage then slammed his staff on the ground, creating a shockwave that knocked everyone off their feet before they landed on the ground.
Then lots of magical orbs appeared over the heroes.
"Now, prepare to die." said the sage.
The orbs then fell towards everyone as they gasped in shock.
But then everything suddenly stopped in place.
Sonic then appeared and looked around.
"Wow, just in the nick of time." said Sonic.
He ran over to Viney and grabbed her book before flipping to a page and saw a drawing of a golden grail with gems on it before nodding and closed it up before picking up the healing/beast keeping track student and walked off with her.
The hedgehog hid Viney at a hallway before walking off and returning with Death, his head, and a now very sick and green skinned Lynn.
Sonic ran off and returned with everyone else before running off again and returned with the grail in the book.
He looked at Amity who was frozen in place like she was pushing herself up off the ground then at Luz who was lying on her back.
The hedgehog did some thinking before grabbing Amity and put her over Luz before pushing their heads close together, making them accidentally kiss.
Sonic chuckled.
"The miracle of being superfast, everything seems frozen in place that you can mess around with them." said Sonic.
He ran back to the sage and stood in place before everything returned to normal speed as Sonic avoided all the magic orbs.
The others became confused.
"What the, how'd we get here all of a sudden?" said Duncan.
"And why're Luz and Amity kissing each other?" said Viney.
Everyone became shocked and saw that Luz and Amity were kissing.
The two witch's in training looked at each other in shock by what they were doing and stood up while Amity was blushing.
"Uh...that was awkward." said Amity.
"How'd that happen?" said Luz.
"Wouldn't want to do that again." said Amity.
Interview Gag
"I totally would want to do that again. If only I knew what had happened." said Amity.
End Interview Gag
Viney noticed the goblet of life in her hand.
"We got the goblet." said Viney.
Lynn gasped.
"That's great." said Lynn.
With the sage; he saw the smoke clearing up, and saw that everyone was gone while Sonic was standing in front of him.
The monk like sage became mad.
"Who are you?" said the sage.
"I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog." said Sonic.
The sage growled in anger.
"You shall die for getting in my way." said the sage.
Everyone else looked in the area and became shocked.
"Sonic?" said Luz.
Sonic turned to the others and made a 'go away' motion with his hand.
The group nodded and ran off.
Sonic turned back to the sage.
"Now it's just you and me. Two very skilled fighters." said Sonic.
"And you will be dead before you know it." said the sage.
The two ran towards each other and started trading blows with each other.
"I swear if the co author replies to this with 'Go Sonic' instead of something else." said Sonic.
Sonic kicker the sage.
"Sweet." said Sonic.
The sage is mad.
"No matter, you'll never stop me." said the sage.
The two continued battling each other.
Outside the cave; Amity's group exited the cave.
"There, we're safe." said Duncan.
The group then saw that Burf was setting up lots of potions outside the cave.
"Burf, what're you doing here?" said Amity.
Burf turned to the others.
"What's it look like, I'm blowing this place up." said Burf, "You got the goblet?"
Viney held the goblet up.
"Yep." said Viney.
"Good, now you'd better make your sickly friend drink from it, she's doing terrible." said Burf.
Everyone saw that Luz was holding Lynn bridal style and she was having trouble breathing.
"So, what do we make her drink?" said Death.
"I don't really think that matters." said Duncan.
He pulled out a bottle of Orange Soda before opening it up and poured it into the goblet.
"Who loves orange soda? Duncan loves orange soda. Is it true, is it true? Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, it's true-hue. I do, I do, I do-hue." Duncan sang.
Everyone became confused.
"Did you just sing the Kenan and Kel Orange Soda song before the co author could use an opportunity to make someone sing it?" said Luz.
"Don't patronize me." said Duncan.
Viney then put the goblet to Lynn's mouth before she drank the contents of it.
Her green skin disappeared and she got out of Lynn's arms feeling better.
"Check it out, I live." said Lynn.
She then became confused.
"But what's going on?" said Lynn.
She saw her friends.
"Seriously, what's the haps?" said Lynn.
Back in the cave; Sonic and the sage were still battling each other.
The sage blasted some more magic at Sonic who avoided each and everyone of the blasts.
The hedgehog noticed a bo staff and grabbed it before running to the sage and stabbed him in the chest.
The sage gasped in pain before puking up blood and passing out.
Sonic ran out of the cave.
"BLOW THE PLACE UP BURF!" yelled Sonic.
"You got it." said Burf.
He pulled out a tiny potion before tossing it to one potion, making all the potions react to it and explode.
The smoke cleared up, revealing that the entire cave had crumbled down to nothing.
Everyone cheered.
But rumbling sounds were heard and everyone saw the sage emerging form the rubble growling in anger, shocking everyone.
"Are you kidding me right now?" said Sonic.
"He is one tough person." said Death.
"You kill my husband, take the goblet of life, gave me a serious ass kicking, and destroyed my home. Just for that, I'm going to kill the green haired chick and rat." said the sage.
"Hold up you old geezer. You don't want to kill me or Amity. We're not all that valuable. We know someone with a huge price on her head, namely, Eda the Owl Lady." said Sonic.
The sage became shocked and looked at Sonic.
"Go on." said the sage.
Sonic walked over to Luz.
"The one person who knows her well is this girl, she's under her apprenticeship." said Sonic.
Luz gulped.
"I don't like where this is going." said Luz.
Sonic showed her a piece of paper that said 'Talk about nothing but Azura the Good Witch when he takes you away until growing tired'.
"So what if I know Eda, I won't talk." said Luz.
The sage chuckled as he used a spell circle to surrounded Luz in a force field.
"Oh you will. Next stop, my old apartment." the sage said before he and Luz disappeared.
Sonic chuckled and sat down on a rock as Amity glared at Sonic.
"What the fuck was that all about?" said Amity, "You just sold out Luz?"
"Don't worry, it'll end well." said Sonic.
"No it won't, because I never got the chance to tell her that I love her." said Amity.
She became shocked by what she said and covered her mouth while blushing.
Sonic chuckled.
"Not like everyone in Toon Manor and who is friends with someone in Toon Manor didn't already know about your crush on Luz." said Sonic.
Viney became shocked.
"Wait, you're in love with Luz?" said Viney.
"Okay, most everyone who is friends with someone in Toon Manor." said Sonic.
Amity groaned.
"You'd better get her back this instant, or I'm going to give you what for." said Amity.
"I'll get her alright, in three, two, one." said Sonic.
Then the sage returned with Luz before setting her down on the ground.
"Here, take her back." said the sage.
Everyone became shocked.
"Wow that was fast." said Duncan.
Amity chuckled nervously.
"You didn't by chance hear everything that I said did you?" said Amity.
The sage glared at Amity.
"Heard what you said? I couldn't hear myself thinking with this bitch around, I only had her for thirty seconds. During that time, she's been talking about nothing but some god awful book series called Azura the Good Witch, which shouldn't even exist." said the sage.
Luz and Amity became mad.
"Hey." the two said.
"Keeping her with me would be worse then living in isolation. She's your problem now." the sage said before he disappeared.
Amity looked at Sonic.
"That was why you had him take Luz away, so that she'd chat his ears out about some book series?" said Amity.
"It was only a matter of time until the poor bastard cracked." said Sonic, "Kind of like how you can get Eda to go along with whatever plan we have."
Flashback
Sonic, Classic Sonic Movie Sonic, and Eda were sitting in the Toon Manor living room watching an ad for a chili dog fair.
"OH MY GOD, A CHILI DOG FAIR?! We gotta see it." said Movie Sonic.
"I know I'm all for it." said Sonic.
Eda became deadpanned.
"Not happening." Eda.
Sonic smirked.
"Okay, you leave me no choice." said Sonic.
Movie Sonic pulled out an Azura the Good Witch book and started reading from it.
"You shall not shant doeth no more harm Azura calleth out-"Movie Sonic began as Eda became shocked.
"So flowery so awful, and I've heard it before." said Eda.
She reached over to Classic Sonic and pulled out a ring before tossing it as a portal opened up and she walked through it.
"Screecheth did she, for the screeching did worseneth-"Movie Sonic read as Sonic tossed him through the portal before it closed up.
But then another ring portal opened up and Eda with Movie Sonic in her arms emerged from it.
"STOP IT, STOP IT, I WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING, JUST STOP THIS!" yelled Eda.
End Flashback
"What, you weren't going to end that flashback with all three of you at the chili dog fair and Eda groaning in annoyance?" said Luz.
"Co author might be annoyed with that gag already." said Sonic.
"Just like how people are annoyed that I might be a one time character in The Owl House yet I could be a fan favorite because of all this fan art?" Viney said before holding up a fan art pic of her and Emira Blight.
"To be fair Viney you were awesome in that episode you were in." said Luz.
"Come on, let's return home and forget this whole thing." said Burf.
The group turned around only to see something shocking.
"What the fuck is this?" said Duncan.
Everyone was looking at Burf and Viney's griffin's shrieking to each other.
Burf's griffin shrieked quietly as Viney's griffin giggled.
Then the Loon's griffin climbed on the healing/beast keeping track student's griffin and everyone became more shocked.
"Holy fuck, they're mating." said Amity.
"PUDDLES NO!" yelled Viney.
"Do the parents eat their offspring? Because I'm a little worked up about hedgehogs eating their own kids due to population control." said Sonic.
Everyone groaned in disgust.
"How long do griffin's breed for?" said Luz.
"The minute one of them starts pooping out babies like a human gumball machine." said Burf.
Everyone looked at the loon.
"Or eggs, I don't know how griffin's have babies." said Burf.
"Eggs." said Viney.
Then Puddles started farting out dozens of eggs, shocking everyone some more.
"Aw crap, looks like I'll be paying child support." said Burf.
"Could be worse, there could be custody battles. No parent wants to have to go through that." said Sonic.