I walked into Sephiroth's hallowed room. A long hallweay lit by light purple miniature pillars bearing magic flames greeted me as I opened up his door. I felt a bit nervous but I kept my chill. As we walked, the woman with the red hair looked at me. "Oh yeah, I should mention... my name's Sakuba-chan! I'm a Koritsukuken here, and part of J03's moshi-moshi committee! We'll help you get settled, ookay?" I was kinda whatever, but i guess someone cares about me or some fucking shit.
After ages and ages and ages of walking, we finally reached another door. Sakuba-chan opened it and we were greeted by a big, comfy dark-colored lounge room. A man with long, painfully sexy white hair was sitting on a royal Morrocan bed with sexy black and purple silky transparent drapes, fonding the faces of a slightly younger blond man with spiky hair, and a pale woman slightly older than the blond man with long glossy black hair and big boobs. They were all wearing silky flowing black clothing that almost looked like if lingere was a dress.
Sakuba blushed and looked seduced, then regained her composure. "That white haired man is Sephiroth, and those other two are the Hisoshin Cloud and Tifa, his boyfriend and girlfriend." Sephiroth then started making out fiercefully with Cloud. I didn't give two goth shits, but Sakuba blushed more and reached out longingly, before running away crying from all the sexy. After playing spit soccer with blondie, he looked at me. "Oh, you must be our newest recruit, Bellatrix... right?" I posed emotionlessly. "Yeah, that's my name, I guess." Sephiroth smiled. "Welcome to our group! We're so excited to have you here with us." His face turned a bit more serious. "What made you want to join?" I clenched my arms a bit. The pain of the reason hurt me to think about, but I must be honest and truthful. "You see..." I went on for a short while, explaining about how I lost my beloved. Sephiroths eyes welled with drops of sorrowful understanding. "That's so sad, I'm so sorry. I can see why you wanted to leave it behind." He wiped away his manly tears. "I hope your time here will be more enjoyable."
His face turned serious again. "Now, before you can properly join us, there is something you must do." he was very serious. "I'm willing to take on a quest for this," I replied. Tifa, Cloud, and Sephiroth laughed. "No, you little silly! You gotta train first, cause you don't 'zacktly have powers, right?" He said joviaally. "Well, not exactly except for flying and powerpuff shit..." Sephiroth smiled. "You need dark powers and weapons training and that stuff, silly. And to do that, you'll be going to our presituous academy! It's kinda like a high school but there's also adults!" I groaned inside. HIGH SCHOOL? AGAIN? Sephiroth smacked his lips and kissed Tifa. "All you got to do is sign this Student's License," he said magicking a piece of paper into thin air. "It basically has some of our rules but mainly says to agree to training, and you can be a member, kind of!" Cloud piped up. "Yeah, you'll be the first rank and you'll train up to the Gaishutsu level, which is when you can join us in this building!"
I thought it over very quickly. "This better be a fun experience." I signed the card, and it turned into black and white confetti. Tifa, Cloud, and Seth all clapped. "Congratulations! Welcome to Akuma B.K!" Cloud said. "Starting today, you're a Yojitori!" Sephiroth followed. "Tifalicious, baby!" Tifa said fantastically. Cloud looked at me somewhat mischeviously. "Now, there's something we gotta do first before you can go training and shit..." He got up, but his gown slipped a bit and..! Well... let's just say I saw some shit. "Oops, shoulda bought the smaller size... Now, we have a special language we kinda use, but you can't learn it normally." He pulled out a potion, and made me drink it. It tasted like how that tooth mould stuff smells... "Sorry, most people don't like drinking it voluntarily.." he said frowning. I finished drinking the vile concocktion and nearly vomited and got a headache. "WHAT IN THE BITCH WAS THAT?!" i screamed tragically. I felt dizzy, but I came to shortly. "Linguista Oni, the Devil Language potion. I just changed up your brain so that you can speak and understand it! It'll sound like english to you, but you'll feel a bit odd talking in it..." I realized he said this in this other language. "Why do I need this?" I asked in the language. I felt sexy demonic shivers go down my skin. "So we can keep secrets! No one can decipher it but us, and it means we can discuss stuff openly without evil presences understanding." I nodded in great understanding.
Suddenly, the door opened again. Sakuba was back, looking much better. "Good job, Bellatrix! Now, let me introduce you to some of the people that'll be in your life as a Yojitori..." We walked back out into the living room. "Bellatrix, I'd like you to meet Nurumayuken Katara and Nurumayuken Asuka.. not that Asuka, though. They're teacher's assistents at the academy, and you'll be seeing them a fair amount." Katara looked like she was 15-16 or something, and had med-brown skin, long hair with hair loopies, and was wearing what looked like a mix of winter clothes and assassain gear. "'sup, newbie?" she said sassily. Asuka looked a lot older, like 26 or 27. She had pale skin, long straight apple-red hair put up in space buns, and was wearing a happi and hanten with skulls on it and a short traditional looking skirt and boots that looked like it'd hurt to be stepped on by them. She had white eyes and what looked like black, painted on freckles. "So, you're the new girl everyone's been talking about," she said to me. I was confused. "I literally just got here 14 and a half minutes ago." Asuka laughed nervously. "Aha... slow day. Hey, my little sister's a newbie here too! I think you'll be going to school together," she said happily. "Watch out though, she's a moody little bitch." Fucking thank god, someone like me.
I was starting to get a little tired. "Oh, are you starting to get a little tired?" Asked Sakuba. "Why don't you sleep in my room tonight? I'm going on a mission tonight, so you can have it since we don't have a dorm for you yet." She led me to her room on the really big 3rd floor, and showed me where the showers and things were. I washed my hair and did some stretches, then went to sleep. As I was falling asleep, I thought to myself... "This is my new life, huh? Guess I'll make the most of it..."