The next day in the McDuck Mall; Roger had entered the mall with Robbie.
"I don't really see why I'm here." said Robbie.
"So that I can finally have some freedom." said Roger.
He walked over to the food court where Eddy was at.
"Okay, here he is." said Roger.
Eddy looked at Robbie.
"Probably a lost cause." said Eddy.
"Everyone I know said that." said Robbie.
"Wouldn't fight that claim." said Roger.
"Also did you hear what happened in Pokémon today?" asked Robbie.
Eddy grumbled.
"Yeah Goh caught that legendary Dragon and ITS IN STORAGE!" He shouted, "What a waist."
"Like the creators would have allowed a main character to own an overpowered Pokemon that's a Legendary." said Roger, "And don't get me started on Ash and Goh should have captured those wolf Pokemon as well."
"Well that would've been cool as well." said Robbie, "But seeing two evolve is enough."
"True that. Now get Robbie a girlfriend, unless you want more of what I gave you last night." said Roger.
Eddy gulped.
"Okay." said Eddy.
Roger walked over to the KFC booth and put on his work clothes as Duncan H was watching.
"So you caved in and asked for Eddy's help, huh?" said Duncan H.
Roger looked at Duncan H.
"I was desperate, I had an outburst similar to Spongebob's." said Roger.
"You mean when he allowed Squidward to crash in his place due to a misunderstanding over Mr Krabs' first dime?" said Duncan H.
"Exactly. But what I don't get is why Mr Krabs kept it in the cash register if it turned out to be a huge stone." said Roger.
"Good question." said Duncan H, "You assaulted Eddy?"
"Who wouldn't do such a thing after some guy refuses to help you out due to having allowed someone to live with you for a while not doing anything?" said Roger.
"Literally everyone." snapped Duncan H.
Roger shook his head.
"Spongebob did." said Roger.
He turned around and saw a customer.
"Welcome to KFC, can I take your order?" said Roger.
At a table; Robbie was talking to an African American female teenager.
Robbie sighed.
"What is it?" said the teen.
"The last time I had a blind date, I licked my elbow." said Robbie.
The teen groaned in disgust.
The bell rang.
Robbie stood up and walked over to a table where a Caucasian female teenager was at.
The female was using a smart phone.
Robbie sighed.
"Wow, reminds me of how my ex enjoys using her phone all the time." said Robbie.
Duncan H and Roger were watching the whole thing.
"You sure this is a good idea?" said Duncan H.
"Hell no, I was running out of options." said Roger.
Eddy saw this.
"Why you. You just went to me for the heck of it?" said Eddy.
Roger glared at Eddy.
"Hey, it's not like something bad'll happen." said Roger.
The group then heard some crying and saw Robbie crying as the teen walked.
"Oh boy." said Roger.
He jumped out of the booth and ran over to the table and sat down and started drying Robbie's tears.
"There we go, dry those tears and tell me what's eating you." said Roger.
"This whole speed dating thing is reminding me of the blind date I went on with Tambry." said Robbie.
Roger shook his head.
"Emotional cry baby." said Roger.
Then Wendy and Tambry entered the mall.
"I don't know why we're here." said Tambry.
"I got a text saying to come here." said Wendy.
The two heard some crying and saw Robbie crying as Roger was trying to comfort him.
"What the?" said Tambry.
Roger then smacked Robbie a bit.
"Pull yourself together man, you're making a big scene here. Let's just leave this place, head for the youth center, and you can pick up on all the chicks you want, enjoy the bachelor lifestyle." said Roger.
"I don't care about being a bachelor. I care about Tambry." Robbie said while still crying.
Roger shook his head and looked at the entrance to see Tambry and Wendy were there.
The meerkat looked at Robbie to see he was still crying before sneaking away without him noticing.
"I thought I was such a mess after being dumped by Wendy, but now that Tambry dumped me, I know that I'm a total mess. I fucking miss her man, I'd do anything to get back together with her." Robbie said without noticing that Roger had returned with Tambry and sat her down at the table before walking off.
He looked at Tambry and stopped crying in shock.
"Oh hey. How much of that did you hear?" said Robbie.
"I've heard enough." said Tambry.
She started sniffling.
"And to be honest, I've missed you to." said Tambry, "I haven't used my phone during the six days we've been away from each other."
Everyone heard that and gasped.
A cat who was chasing a mouse gasped.
The mouse gasped.
SuperMan and SuperGirl gasped.
The villains gasped.
The dog who was peeing gasped.
Birds who are flying stopped, gasped and fell.
The earth stopped moving.
Back in the McDuck Mall; Duncan H shook his head.
"Tambry not using her phone for days, a sure sign of the apocalypse." said Duncan H.
"I know right." said Roger.
He got back in his booth.
"So, you want to...I don't know...get back together, do some making out in public?" said Robbie.
Tambry smiled.
"I sure do, but I've got something to do first." said Tambry.
She then pulled out a black Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 2 before folding it in tablet mode and started doing some work on it.
"Status update: In a relationship with Robbie V ." said Tambry.
Robbie was on his phone which was in T Shape and deleted the online dating profile that Roger had set up before putting the phone away as Tambry did the whole thing.
"Now, what is it we were about to do?" Robbie said before he and Tambry started chuckling, "Oooh, I think I remember."
The two then started kissing each other before falling on the table that they were at while still making out.
Duncan H and Roger were staring on in shock as Wendy and Eddy appeared at their booths.
"Oh Jesus, in the food court of all places?" said Roger, "They might as well be doing it in a Dominos while waiting for their pizza."
Eddy nodded.
"No respect." said Eddy, "Should I call Mall Security?"
"No, no, let them have it." said Wendy, "They deserve this."
"It sure seems weird that Tambry showed up as Robbie was admitting to being a mess without her." said Duncan H.
"Yeah. Weird." said Roger.
He looked at Eddy and saw him using his flip phone.
"Wait a minute." said Roger.
He took Eddy's phone from his hands.
"Hey." said Eddy.
Roger looked at it.
"Wendy, bring Tambry over to the McDuck Mall so that-"Roger read before glaring at Eddy, "You texted Wendy to have Tambry here, so much for not thinking online dating is the way to go."
Eddy gulped.
"Okay, I admit it, I always knew that online dating is the best way, I only went with speed dating because there's money involved." said Eddy.
Roger nodded.
"Oh the web we weave, filled with so many twists and turns." said Roger.
Eddy became shocked.
"I don't get it." said Eddy.
Roger electrocuted the scammer.
"Obviously you wouldn't." said Roger.
He then smiled.
"But then again your Speed Dating was good for those who wanted to do this old school." he said.
"Old school fucking sucks." said Eddy.
"Well in that case." Roger said before breaking Eddy's flip phone in half, shocking the scammer.
"WHAT THE HELL, THAT WAS MY ONLY MOBILE PHONE!" yelled Eddy.
"Well now your mobile phone is an LG Wing." Roger said before pulling out a blue colored LG Wing in T shaped, "I went down to a Verizon shop and bought you a new smart phone as a way of saying thanks for helping get Robbie out of my home and a girlfriend if it wasn't Tambry. Here you are."
Eddy took the phone and looked at it like he was shocked.
"You hate it, don't you? To ugly, isn't it? Not the smartphone model you wanted, isn't it? Rather have a phone like what I have, wouldn't you? You know what, give it back to me and I'll-"Roger said before Eddy snuggled the phone to his cheek with puppy dog like eyes.
"I LOVE IT!" yelled Eddy.
Roger smiled.
"Thought so." said Roger.