Tweek and Craig adventures

Clyde

Chapter 7

The sun arose while the moon set but sadly the sun was blocked by clouds. It appeared to be a dark day but it did not look like the clouds carried any rain or storms. The two boys, who were up since 4:45 this morning, went downstairs to get some breakfast. When the two walked down, they could smell pancakes and eggs being cooked. The two sat at the dining table with randy who was already up.

"Mornin boys" said Randy,

"Hey dad" replied Stan.

"Hi Mr. Marsh" replied Tweek.

"You boys ready for school today" asked randy.

"Well dad, we….we aren't actually going to school today. We are going to the amusement park" said Stan.

"What, why" asked Sharon who was still making breakfast.

"Since Tweek and Craig broke up, Tweek has been….broken. Because Craig is in the same class as us, it would make school a nightmare for him. We decided that we would go to the amusement park to try and cheer Tweek up" replied Stan.

"You're going to school and that's final" said Sharon in a rather stern voice.

"But what about Tweek, he will feel terrible" replied Stan trying to convince Sharon to let them go and skip school.

"But nothing. If he feels terrible, he can go and talk to Mr Mackey" replied Sharon. "Now eat up before the bus comes."

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The bus ride wasn't so bad for Tweek but that was just nothing compared to the whole day with Craig again. He didn't know if he could handle it or not. He walked into the classroom with Kenny behind Tweek, Stan to the left and Clyde to the right, somewhat of a wall. The four boys found their spots and the day started with a history class from mrs garrison.

"Ok class, can anyone tell me why Rome fell to shit" asked garrison. "Yes Craig."

"Because the Roman king kissed another king not taking any consideration about the queen they already had" replied Craig.

"Not quite Craig" said garrison. "Yes Clyde."

"Because the king was jealous that the queen lost the king and another queen swooped in and took him" answered Clyde.

"You son-of-a-bitch Clyde, I'm gonna kill you" screamed Craig.

"You're a bastard for letting Tweek go, and now you want to kill me for your mistakes, that's low, that's a cartman move right there" replied Clyde. While the boys were fighting and drawing all the attention, no one noticed the tears that welled up in tweek's eyes. He hated having to be here today. He hated Craig for breaking him. Tweek made a dash out the door with tears flying. This made everything that was currently happening in the classroom stop as they only saw a blur of a child running away. Kenny, Stan, and Clyde all got up and followed the crying blonde boy.

"Where do you think you boys are going" asked garrison.

"We're going after tweek, he's in our group now" replied Stan.

"Ok, go, I didn't care about teaching or teaching you three anyway" replied garrison. The three boys went running out the door to try and find Tweek.

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Stan heard muffled cries coming out of the bathroom. The three walked into the bathroom to see tweek curled up in a corner, crying. The three walked over to the crying blonde. They didn't know what to say. They already knew what was wrong and they knew he wasn't ok. Stan was about to say something but decided not to. Instead they brought him to Mr Mackey to try and help him out. The four boys sat down in his office.

"M'kay what the problem boys" he asked.

"It's Tweek, he recently got dumped by Craig and is broken" replied Stan. "Clyde is trying really hard to make it better for Tweek."

"How did they break up" he asked again in a simple tone of voice.

"Some girl kissed him and Craig just broke up with him without letting him explain anything" replied Kenny.

"What's her name" asked Mr Mackey.

"Sophie" replied clyde. After he said her name, Mackey grabbed a microphone and pressed down on the red button turning the loudspeaker on. "Will Sophie come to Mr Mackey's office, sophie." About five minutes later, a girl knocked on the door and entered showing her brown hair and her thin body.

"Damn" said Kenny.

"Now Kenny, that remark is highly inappropriate m'kay" Mr Mackey said.

"What do you want Mr Mackey" she asked in her perfect tone.

"Now it has come to my attention that you have been causing problems with Tweek here. Now did you kiss Tweek" he asked.

"Maybe I did, so what" she responded.

"It has caused our friend Tweek some relationship problems with Craig m'kay. They broke up because of your actions" he said. "We're going to have to bring in the principal for this." Mackey pressed the red button once more to summon PC principal.

"Mr Mackey, what can I do you for" he said in his pc voice.

"It appears Sophie ruined Tweek and Craig's relationship" Mackey responded.

"Is that right Sophie. That is homophobic and a bigot move you pulled right there. Four weeks detention" he said.

"ACK let me go home, I want out, I want out" Tweek said.

"Ok, ok, you can go, the rest of you, back to class" said pc principal.

"No" shouted Tweek.

"No, what's no" asked pc principal

"These three can go with me" replied Tweek.

"Ok, you four can go. And for you sophie, that's still four weeks detention" responded pc principal. The four boys walked to their respective houses and got packed for a few days in Denver. They all got out of the house without anyone knowing what they were going to do. The boys met at bus station getting ready to go to the amusement park. Stan already had the money in his pocket. The bus pulled up and the four got on.

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"Welcome to elitch gardens(a real amusement park in Denver)" said a depressed teenage employee. The four boys got past security and looked at all the rides this amusement park had to offer.

"What ride do you want to do first" asked Kenny.

"The ACK rollercoaster" replied Tweek. The four boys got in the line to get on the rollercoaster. As time passed and the four slowly made their way to the coaster, Tweek looked even more on edge then usually.

"I can't go on, what if it breaks, what if underpants gnomes crash our cart" Tweek kept asking.

"Tweek, Tweek, look at me, it's ok, we're gonna be fine, I'll sit next to you" said Clyde, trying to soothe the blonde haired boy. Clyde and Tweek got in the ride in back while the Kenny and Stan rode the ride one row ahead of them.

"Ok, everyone ready, just know this ride is more intense than a dorm at Penn state. Get it, we like to have fun here" said mr Addams who used to be at the south park police.

"HURRY UP ASSHOLE" screamed Kenny.

"Hey I remember you, Kurt, right" asked Addams.

"ITS KENNY NOW START THE FUCKING RIDE" screamed Kenny.

"Why should I" asked Addams in a snarky tone.

"BECAUSE ITS YOUR FUCKING JOB ANDYOUR NOT IMPORTANT TO THIS FANFICTION NOW START THE RIDE" screamed Kenny. Addams slowly walked over pressed the big red button which started the ride. As the coaster was going up, Tweek leaned into Clyde for comfort.

"C-Clyde, is t-this r-rollercoaster s-s-scary" asked a terrified Tweek.

"No, it's fun, you'll enjoy it" replied Clyde. As they finished their little talk, the coaster was over the lift hill and was about to go down the first drop. The drop was intense for Tweek, he felt airborne and wanted gravity to work again. He held onto the lap bar for dear life. They went back up and then back down. The two were screaming, Clyde for fun, Tweek because he was scared he would die. There was a camera ready to take the pictures of the riders. The two didn't realize it and Clyde kissed Tweek while the camera went off.

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The ride was finally over as the four got off the coaster and walked through the exit before stopping at the picture booth. All four looked at the monitor to see themselves. The four was able to find Stan and Kenny who were making funny faces. The four then found Clyde and Tweek and saw that they were kissing.

"Clyde, can we talk to you" asked Kenny and Stan in a rather stern voice. The three walked over to the side so Tweek couldn't hear their conversation.

"Clyde what the fuck is wrong with you, you aren't supposed to be affectionate towards Tweek. It's wrong, Craig will kill you" said Kenny.

"Why, he broke up with him and now he's fair game" replied Tweek.

"Because it's wrong to kiss or date a friend's ex" said Stan. "Let me ask you this then, are you gay for Tweek?"

"N-no, I still want to drown in bitches" replied Clyde.

"So stay away from tweek's heart then" said Kenny. The three walked over to Tweek and then the four walked over to the water park section after they stopped at a shop and bought swimsuits.

"Wait I thought you didn't have anymore money" said Clyde.

"No, I have my dad's credit card" replied Stan.

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In South Park:

"Sharon have you seen my credit card" asked Randy.

"Randy, don't tell me you lost it" replied Sharon.

"I didn't lose it gah" replied randy.

"Then where is it randy" asked Sharon.

"It's in our room" replied randy.

"So then why did you ask me where it was" she asked.

"Because I was making sure you didn't lose it, gah" replied randy.

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Back in Denver:

The four got changed in the locker room before they headed up the stairs to the water coaster. The four boys got on as the employee started the conveyor belt for the raft to move. They went through a tiny tunnel before getting wet from a light water fall on the ride. They all laughed and looked at each other. But that was a big mistake. As they looked at Tweek, Clyde, Stan, and Kenny could hear the bells jimmy was talking about. Well that confirmed it, Stan, Kenny, and Clyde, were gay for Tweek. The rest of the time, the three sat with their legs crossed so no one knew what was going on.

When the ride was over the four got off and sighed a big relief as they went away. They walked over to the next slide and went up the stairs to get on the ride. They got and the same thing happened. This time when they got off, their wood was still there though Tweek didn't seem to notice.

As the day neared the end, the four realized they couldn't make it back home in time and decided to stay at a hotel. They booked two rooms so everyone could get their own bed. The question was, who would share the room with Tweek?

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"So it's settled, Kenny and Clyde will share a room and the Tweek and I will share a room" said Stan.

"Why do you get to be the lucky one" asked Clyde.

"Because I paid for it" replied Stan.

"But I'm the one who…" said Clyde before being interrupted by Stan with his caveman voice. The other two just accepted it and moved on while Stan took a few minutes to get back to his normal self. The four got into the elevator and took it to floor 4 and floor 7. Clyde and Kenny got out on the 4th floor while Stan and Tweek got off on the 7th floor.

The two walked into their hotel room and noticed how nice it looked. The room was cut into two sections with the door connecting the two. The two got unpacked and changed into their pajamas then getting into their respective beds. Stan turned on the tv, as the news was first to be played.

"Breaking news out of South Park as four young boys aged about 10 years old seem to be missing. For we now go to a midget in a bikini" said Tom, one of the news reporters.

"Tom, I'm here in front of Stan marsh's house where he used to live. No one knows where these four boys we..." said the midget before Stan turned it off. Stan turned his phone on and texted his parents to tell them everything.

While Sharon seemed to be pissed, Randy seemed to be on the boys side because he remembered where they would be and he would be in so much trouble from Sharon if she found out Randy knew.

Stan turned off his phone and then turned off the lamp which kept the room lit. The two were then fast asleep.

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Stan's dream:

Stan appeared to be in a white space with nothing around until a black man walked up to him. "Stan, it's me, Morgan freeman. I know that these incidents can be confusing but you just have to follow what your heart desires" said Morgan.

"But I know I'm not gay so why did I get wood from Tweek" asked Stan.

"Because your heart desires him, Stan. Your heart is telling you that you want to be with him but your brain is telling you to keep your heart to stay quiet because your afraid of Cartman being a bigger dick to you than Kyle" Morgan said.

"So then what should I do Morgan Freeman" asked Stan.

"You need to stop listening to your brain for this one and listen to your heart. If you don't you could be unhappy about this for the rest of your life" he said.

"Hey Morgan, before I go, why do you always show up when something needs explaining" Stan asked.

"Because every time I explain something, I earn a freckle" he responded. Stan was then warped out of the white space and awoke from his dreams. He looked at the clock as it read 2:45 in the morning. He got up from his bed and walked over to tweek's bed. He then sat down on his bed. Stan then began to tap on Tweek to try and wake him up.

"Tweek, Tweek wake up" said Stan poking Tweek.

"Ugh, huh, Stan? What time is it" asked Tweek trying to rub the sleepiness out of his eyes.

"It's 2:45 in the morning, look, Tweek, I have to come clean with you" said Stan.

"Can it wait till the morning Stan, I'm tired" replied Tweek.

"No, because Morgan Freeman told me not to wait" said Stan.

"Ok what is it Stan" asked Tweek.

"Tweek, I" Stan said before they heard a knock at the door. Stan walked to the door and opened it up to find Kenny and Clyde walking in the room. The three then walked to Tweek who was very confused.

"Morgan freeman has told me that I should tell you something I've been hiding" said Kenny.

"Hey Morgan spoke to me as well" said Clyde.

"Tweek I love you" all three said at the exact same time. Tweek had no idea on what to do or how to feel. It was at that time, time appeared to stop completely for Tweek. This was only the second time this has happened to him. Now the only thing he was thinking was, "who do I choose?"

End of chapter 7

Notes:

Sorry it's been a while but I'm still here. Please review. It would mean a lot to me. Thank you all for reading. We now have over 150 reads! So that's it, the next chapter will be up at some point in the next week. Bye guys!