Alright here's the next chapter of I'm not abnormal. In this chapter Naruto has to deal with the fight between the Student Council and the Disciplinary Committee so please enjoy.
Just in case everyone hasn't figured it out yet: This is AU and I don't own either series. Meaning Naruto is OOC well I think he is anyways
Anyways here you guys go thanks for being patient
The not so normal, normal guy
Naruto sighed happily as he enjoyed the sunshine on the school grounds. "Such a peaceful day." He muttered
"THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES!" he blinked in surprise as his attention drifted over to Onigase who was reprimanding some of the other students for their attire. He then noticed one of the girls pointing out the student council which seemed to stun Onigase who quickly chased after them.
"Well that was weird." Naruto muttered uncaringly as he simply went back to cloud watching. "Oh wait, damn it, class is starting…." Grumbling Naruto got to his feet and leisurely made his way towards his classroom dutifully ignoring all of the quiet murmuring that followed after him.
"Yo Naruto." Glancing over Naruto blinked in surprise seeing Nabeshima Nekomi greeting him.
"Nabeshima-senpai." Naruto greeted in return. "Is there something I can do for you?" he questioned looking at the clock quickly.
"Nothing really I just wanted to say hi to my favorite Kouhai." She stated running a hand along his cheeks.
Blushing mildly Naruto turned his head away "Thanks I suppose." He mumbled causing the queen of fouls to smile cheekily. "If that's all I should be going now Senpai." He stated scurrying off causing the green haired girl to laugh as she waved after him.
Luckily for Naruto the rest of the day was uneventful, but after class he heard Onigase causing a commotion as she confronted the student council with a request from the suggestion box to clean up the outdoor pool. "Seems like Onigase is trying to correct their dress style." He muttered noticing that Zenkichi, Kouki, and Mogana dressed properly though they all looked haggard.
"Namikaze Naruto!" she shouted seeing him across the hallway. "Have you quit that job of yours yet?" she shouted causing the other students to stare at him. Palming his face he walked over to them tiredly.
"No because I need the money." He stated for what felt like the hundredth time. "It's like you people want me to live on the streets." He joked causing a brief flash of guilt to cross Onigase's face.
"Well I wouldn't say that, but you must accept help from the school and properly follow our rules." She stammered looking away.
"No way, that stupid chairman will try to force me to do something like become a human experiment or something equally bad." Naruto stated crossing his arms. "I do like my freedom."
"Hmph a small amount of freedom is the cost of regulations you know." Onigase stated looking away from him as they arrived at the pool.
"I think I'll leave now I can see where this situation is heading now." Naruto stated turning on his heel to walk away. "I'll see you tomorrow everyone." He called out walking towards the gate.
Reaching the ramen stall Naruto smiled as he donned his cooking attire. "Hey boss I'm ready for the rush." He called out walking into the kitchen where his boss was waiting.
The man smiled as he nodded his head in acknowledgement. "Naruto, I got a letter from your school." He stated causing Naruto to look at him sharply. "Seems they want you to quit as per rules."
Naruto sighed "Yeah, but if I do I can't pay rent." He explained simply as he began making the noodles.
"They said they're offering you a scholarship." The manager stated showing him the letter. "Why don't you, I don't want to cause you any problems."
Naruto grimaced "I'd rather not deal with the hassle; they're going to make me do something stupid in order to keep my scholarship." He explained causing the boss to set his ladle down.
"Naruto, just do it. It's better for you in the long run." He stated causing the blond to sigh.
"Fine, I'll do it." He muttered in annoyance. "Then today will be the last time I work here."
"Yeah let's do especially well." His boss agreed as the first few customers began trickling in.
The next day Naruto found himself blinking in surprise at a most unusual sight. "This some sort of bondage play?" he asked Zenkichi who was cuffed to Onigase via her own handcuffs.
"SHUT UP!" Zenkichi shouted red in the face. "Shiranui shoved me forward and this happened."
Naruto grinned cheekily "Well whatever you say Zenkichi." He stated "By the way, I got laid off yesterday, turns out the school sent a letter to my boss." His eyes hardened "You didn't have anything to do with that... did you?" he asked threateningly.
Onigase quickly shook her head as she backed away from Naruto whose face seemed a bit demonic. "I didn't do anything!" she shouted breathing a sigh of relief when Naruto's face went back to his normal state.
"I suppose I can trust you." He stated as Medaka walked around the corner.
"THE PERSON WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THIS THE MOST IS HERE!" Both Onigase and Zenkichi shouted in shock as Medaka blinked in surprise upon seeing them.
After a quick explanation Medaka snapped her fan shut "I see so that's how it is?" she asked for confirmation.
"Yeah, by the way do you know how to pick locks?" Zenkichi asked hopefully.
"It's not like I don't know how to do it." Medaka stated causing Onigase to sigh.
"That's not something you admit in school." She muttered causing Naruto to sweat drop
"Well then, classmate Onigase, please give me your spare handcuffs. First you have to see how the cuffs lock up…" she slapped the cuffs on herself and Zenkichi in demonstration. "The just go like this…" pulling she expected the cuffs to fall off. "Just like this…" she stared at the cuffs after her third failure "You enforcers are using good cuffs." She stated proudly causing Onigase and Zenkichi to stare slack jawed as Naruto palmed his face.
"Well I'll tag along just because I find this amusing." Naruto stated grinning causing Zenkichi to scowl. CLICK! "Wait what was that?" looking down Naruto stared at the leash leading from his neck to Medaka's hand. "You're kidding me."
"Nope, might as well drag you along with us right?" she asked smiling at him causing lines of depression to appear around Naruto's head. "By the way we should stop; she seems to be in trouble so we should help her." Medaka stated pointing out a troubled looking girl with a stack of papers on the floor.
One person led to another and soon the group found themselves helping everyone around campus. "I know taking you to the office would be bad, but it's only bad AFTER we get there!" Onigase shouted angrily.
"Hm…it seems there's two people trying to make trouble here." Naruto stated looking around as Medaka seemed to notice them as well as she called them out.
"How'd these two know we were here?" one of them asked carrying a metal bat with a scar long his jaw.
His friend, another teen with a wooden bat and a scar along his eyebrow grinned maliciously. "The beast woman and beast master are something else." He stated, "But it's not like we were trying to hide ourselves."
Onigase grimaced "The Mokkin team I forgot about them." She muttered "Everyone get behind me!" she shouted causing the others to glance at her.
"Why?" Medaka asked
"It's the enforcer's job to protect the students!" Onigase shouted as the two thugs charged forward. Suddenly Zenkichi and Medaka moved, intercepting the two. Medaka broke the metal bet where as Zenkichi broke the wooden one.
"Like I said I don't see any work for an enforcer here." Medaka stated her leg still held up post kick.
"If you could do that why didn't you just break the handcuffs earlier?" Naruto asked staring at the broken metal bat on the ground.
"You mean you wouldn't mind if I broke these?" Medaka asked looking at Onigase curiously. "I was under the assumption you valued these." Cue face palm.
"Excuse me?" Naruto lazily opened his eyes to glance at the speaker. "Namikaze-kun?"
"Yes?" he asked looking at the girl who spoke to him more closely. "Something I can help you with?" he asked sitting up.
"We heard you were somewhat of a musician could you go talk to the orchestra and ask them to keep it down, they might listen to a fellow musician." The girl seemed worried about something. "They've been at it for a while I think the enforcers might do something about them soon. I don't want my sister to be killed…"
Naruto sighed and got to his feet. "I'll see what I can do." He stated walking off towards the music room. Upon nearing the room his ears were assaulted by what could only be something dying. Slamming the door open he was met with sudden silence. "First off…you guys suck." He stated drawing frowns from many of the students. "Now please tell me why you haven't sound proofed this room yet."
"Who might you be?" the president of the club asked kindly.
"I'm Namikaze Naruto; I've been approached by someone concerned about the excessive noise coming from this club." He stated looking bored. "So please halt all club functions until this room has been properly sound proofed."
"President, this is bad." One of the other members whispered loudly. "He's the beast master, it's said he can go toe-to-toe with the student council president!"
"What, what's a guy like that doing here?" the president asked concerned.
"Like I've said, I was approached by a concerned student; it seems your consistent annoyance has drawn the attention of the enforcers, so in order to make sure you all stay alive I'm here to correct your misconduct before they do."
"Now, now don't be like that." The president began trying to be all friendly. "We can't practice if we don't make a bit of noise right?" he asked placing a hand on Naruto's shoulder.
"Like I said wait until the room is properly sound proofed before continuing club activities, so you are no longer a nuisance for anyone else." He stated batting the president's hand away.
"Isn't that unreasonable?" the club president asked trying to get his way via negotiation. Suddenly Naruto's fist buried itself in the teen's gut knocking him unconscious.
"Does anyone else want to argue?" Naruto asked causing everyone to shake their heads rapidly "Alright then get lost, find a way to fix the sound proofing in your room and then, only then, can you practice again."
Nodding their heads the rest of the club members scrambled to get away causing Naruto to sigh tiredly as he picked up the president and began dragging him towards the door. "Senpai." He muttered seeing Unzen Myouri at the door. "If you're here for the orchestra club I already sorted them out…they won't practice until they fix the sound proofing. The idiot here was the only one who didn't listen to reason." For emphasis he shook the club president. "I'm going to drop him off at the infirmary than I'm going home."
"You mean you let the rest of them off?" Unzen asked looking annoyed. "Why would you do that?"
"The followers are not the problem, the leader is. Cut the head the snake will die." Naruto stated "Out of fear the others listened to every word I said and agreed whole heartedly." He side stepped the shorter student and began walking away.
Unzen scowled "You're too soft!" he shouted stopping Naruto in his tracks. "If you let rule breakers go, they'll just do it again."
"I don't think that'll be the case for them. They saw what I did to this guy, they won't break the rules again for fear that the same shall happen to them."
"You believe too much in humans." Unzen stated "Humans are innately bad, without rules to guide them there is nothing but chaos."
"Maybe so, but there is a small line between justice and Tyranny." Naruto stated calmly.
"Don't preach about justice to me!" Unzen shouted launching an attack at Naruto's back. Staggering a bit under the blow Naruto simply rolled his shoulders and began walking away.
"Oi, oi what kind of monstrous body do you have to take that kind of hit?" Unzen called out. Naruto glanced at him over his shoulder.
"Hm…I suppose I'm used to it." He stated before walking away.
"You really are abnormal huh?" Unzen asked knowing that Naruto would stop to refute the claim. "No way would a normal person be able to withstand an attack like that."
Naruto glanced over his shoulder once more. "Not at all. There are probably many people who could take that hit without problems."
"Classmate Namikaze, Third-year Unzen-senpai." Medaka greeted in surprise as she along with Shiranui and Onigase stepped around the corner. "It seems we had the same reasons for being here."
Naruto nodded his head "Well then I'll be dropping this guy off at the nurse's office." He explained. "I might've hit him a little hard."
"Why would you hit him?" Medaka questioned sharply. "I've told you many times before Naruto that violence isn't necessary."
"He asked for it." Naruto explained simply. "Besides he tried to touch me." Ignoring the implications of Naruto's words.
"I can guess how you planned to solve this." Unzen stated staring lazily at Medaka's attire which looked like a marching band uniform. "You planned to solve things peacefully, appealing to their "inner goodness" didn't you? NAÏVE!" he shouted pointing a finger at her. "It's not justice if you don't go overboard!"
Naruto sweat dropped "Eh can I leave yet?" he asked wanting to go drop off the idiot before going on with his life. "I have things I have to do today."
"You're staying right there Namikaze." Unzen ordered. "There have been reports of you taking matters into your own hands dealing with various problems around the school." The monster child laughed "Being a vigilante is bad you know."
Medaka crossed her arms. "Our views may be different, but that doesn't mean we can't talk things out." She declared stepping forward.
"I think we're past the point of talking as it is." Unzen stated grinning evilly. "I've already sent out three people to destroy your student council!"
"Sigh, you've done a very foolish thing." Medaka stated turning around. "I leave things to you Naruto."
"Me?" Naruto asked confused. "I was planning on leaving." He muttered sadly.
"I'll end this myself." Medaka declared resolutely.
"Where do you think you're going?" Unzen shouted launching his attack at Medaka's back "Trying to save your student council members? It's not like you'd make it in time quit resisting fate!"
When the dust cleared all that was left was Medaka's marching band uniform "What the heck?" Unzen shouted in surprise as he looked up.
"Wow she's fairly fast." Naruto muttered watching as Medaka disappeared down the hallways.
"Tch, what is she, a Kouga ninja or something?" he muttered in annoyance.
"Quite possibly." Naruto stated with a laugh. "I'm sure she'll stop everyone in time." He stated crossing his arms. "Now…can I leave yet?"
"So petty!" Onigase shouted in surprise. "You only think of yourself!"
"Well yeah…I don't really care all that much about what goes on around me." Naruto admitted bluntly.
"You're not going anywhere." Unzen stated prepping another attack. Naruto grunted in annoyance and dropped to the floor
"Fine, I'll just wait here." He muttered resting his cheek on his palm. "Stingy." Unzen felt his eyebrow twitch in irritation. "By the way it's been three minutes right?"
Just as he finished his sentence Unzen's phone rang. Picking it up, he calmly answered it. "What the mission failed? Who? All of them?" he went silent for a small bit then suddenly crushed the phone in rage. "The fuck is this? Is she seriously trying to become a god, not a single person was hit?" taking a calming breath Unzen grinned "Onigase-chan tell all the other enforcers to go home. From now on I'll wage war on my own."
"I'm worried about this." Naruto declared standing up. "Shiranui could you take the idiot to the nurse?" he asked dumping the club president in front of the oddly quiet blue haired girl.
"What why do I have to?" she asked pouting.
"Because I'm going to go make sure no one dies." Naruto declared walking off towards the student council room. "I have a bad feeling about this." He muttered reaching the door of the student council. Reaching for the handle he was unprepared for the explosion which tossed the door into him and pushed them both through the wall into the courtyard. "GAH!" he screamed as he rolled along the floor before coming to a rest near the fountain. "You're shitting me, that brat did something so insane." Realizing there was a wooden stake stuck in his leg Naruto grit his teeth and yanked it out allowing his natural regeneration take over as it began fixing up his body. "It looks like some pretty messed up shit is going down." He muttered getting to his feet.
Naruto sighed as he ran a bloodied hand through his hair matting it down with the blood. "Looks like normalcy is but a dream. I've got to stop her." He muttered realizing that an oppressive aura was coming from Medaka's general area. Tensing his legs he jumped forward crashing through the wall just in time to catch Medaka's arm before it could smash Unzen's head in.
"I think you've gone too far." Naruto stated as the rest of the student council managed to latch onto Medaka holding her back.
"Namikaze?" Unzen shouted in surprise. "What are you doing here?"
"I was about to check in with the student council to prevent something like this from happening, but it turns out I was too late, and got caught up in the explosion. I would've intervened earlier, but I had to heal myself."
Medaka seemed to calm down as her hair changed back from its odd shining red to its normal shade of black. "I seemed to have gone overboard." She muttered taking a breath.
"Are you kidding me? What kind of body do you have Namikaze!" Unzen shouted trying not to grimace from the pain.
"A good one obviously." Naruto stated jokingly. "At this point I'm fairly sure I'm the only one who can stop Medaka if she goes berserk again."
'No joke, he stopped Medaka-chan's punch with a single hand.' Zenkichi thought silently as they carefully released Medaka's arms. "Please don't make a habit of this Medaka; I really don't want to stick out so much." Naruto stated before his legs gave out causing him to fall to the ground. "Fuck…I took more damage than I thought." He muttered as he noticed his pants turning a worrying shade of red.
"You idiot, I wasn't done healing those wounds yet!" Kurama shouted at him from inside the seal.
"Yeah…I don't think I can move my legs for a bit." Naruto stated with a chuckle causing the others around him to just stare incredulously. "I'll be fine in a few minutes."
"Well then I'll be going." Medaka stated turning around. "Ah yes, have you reconsidered my offer yet Naruto?"
"My answer remains the same." Naruto called out as he watched Medaka just shrug and begin walking once more.
"Where are you going Medaka-chan?" Kouki asked worriedly.
"The hospital of course, some of my bones are broken." Medaka replied getting a cry of surprise from Mogana. "Also, some of my innards seem to be in the wrong place." This time both Kouki and Mogana shouted in surprise.
Naruto silently watched as Zenkichi hefted Medaka onto his back as they made their way out of the area and towards the local hospital. "Alright…I'll be going now." Naruto stated as he causally stood up to Unzen's shock. "I'll see you around Senpai!" Naruto called back as he easily walked away.
End
Alright I hope this was a good chapter for you guys, I'll try to be original with the following chapters but i make no guarantees. So anyways ask any questions and I'll try to answer them.
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